Dr. Manhattan's Pants

[clarkenson123]

Doooooooobs

[Deathrape2001]

LoL!! Y not call it "Axe Suicide'?? A perfume 4 the extinction of white civilization =))

All that's missing is a bankster jew on top of a mountain of burning cash, with a bunch of silicone-chested chlorine whores @ his feet, smiling like tthey just won the lottery.

[gta4cat]

ITS A CONSPIRACY DANIEL

[gimpgimp22]

Gay Ozymandias

[IshootURface]

Dr. Manhattan, never wear clothes again. Well, you never do anyway, but still... don't wear pants.

[batthatisbat]

Sorry, Ozymandias was too obviously gay for me; all the jokes stopped being funny.

[threeclock]

I think I speak for everyone when I say, what's her name?

[good4ud]

wow youtube has got to sort themselves out ! ads longer than the video

[aaronavidon]

ugh...How many people have done this?

[ichater]

She is much hotter than the actual Silk Spector :D

[MaxDamageProductions]

Maybe he just didn`t have time...

PLEASE! He controls time!

LOL.

[Vereis]

"I want ZERO pantsless people."

[legacyrealmz]

"Like a dancer boy..." lol

[jamusthebartender]

Alan Moore wrote what many call the definitive super hero graphic novel, with a complexity unmatched even now, twenty odd years later, and people are STILL obsessing over Doctor Manhattan's pecker, WHICH, I should point out, was NOT that big in the comic book.

[t260y]

Should have known the guy would go pants-less...girls never do

[glaive616]

Guy had a nice ass..........

[BishopOfHippo93]

Does this satisfy your mortal need for pants?

[sk8erlife73]

The main guy looks and sounds like the guy who played spider man

[bilber18]

Nite Owl has man bewbs

[Joekid585]

Dr manhattan wow what a beast

[Darkinsigniosis]

I'm kind of getting tired of all the commentary on Dr Manhattan's penis in the movie. Are people really this immature? I didn't hear anyone complaining about Malin Akerman's (Silk Spectre) breasts being on display.

[burnticeblues]

am i the only one more impressed by the fact dr manahattan has no eyes and is radioactive blue? seriously i watched the movie 3 times until i realised he even had a dick ...

[andresq4545]

man, that poor guy is so ugly

[Maidhros]

I think Rorschach do not need investigate Ozymandias anymore...

[Neoli2300]

Press F5 to skip these ads. Copy and past message, If I do, I'll have to keep filling in these spam checks

[TomatoeAssassin]

IN - CRED - I - BUL

Funny, funny stuff.

[187SicknesS]

does this satisfy your mortal need for pants?

[FamilyOfMan1975]

You guys are crazy!

And I mean that in a good way.

[99mxylptlk]

His junk... It was...

Majestic. ROFL ROFL

[pelusa423]

lmao dr.manhatan is freaking hilarious

[ZoakoTHEgreat]

LMAO XD

"I've transcended the need for clothes."

"If that is how you truly feel then I should seek out a dimension that doesn't need pants...maybe I'll create one."

[Milkmadness]

funny.

[StumpedCreations]

THATS THE CHICK FROM THE ADAM AND EVE EPISODE!also y doesnt she refuse clothes???

[FunnyMan2193]

Dr. Manhattan brings a new meaning to the phrase "blue balls".

[IPwnDaN00BS]

watchmen=best movie ever

[drVagtastic]

1:07 dialogue fail....

[deokuso]

before we judge dr manhattan tell me this has wearing pants ever made your life better

[bellatrixthechicken]

I'm not wearing any pants...

[kitsuneling]

Adrian in the background dancing XD

Nightowl,"No one else is getting pantless!"

[MrChrisdragon1]

watch rorschach 0:10 and the 0:12 the mask change and 0:54 the mask lock different have more black

[lynnkitt]

His junk - it was ... MAJESTIC.

[SylvesterFox007]

"A person with pants has the exact same number of molecules as a person without pants." LMAO

[GHoooSTS]

i feel like a boy... like a DANCER boy

[yomimukuroraizen]

dr manhatten had on a loincloth when he was fighting in vietnam why did he take it off?

[hfctorch]

@yomimukuroraizen that was his uniform

[ragglefraggle09]

lol this reminds me of mark walhberg in "date night" where steve carrel keeps going "PUT ON A FUCKING SHIRT" haha

[Psythr666]

Pants are for squares. []

[thomaspvh]

@Psythr666 Nope, squares are for pants!

[wreckdirect]

lmao

[laisarocks]

Does this satisfy your mortal need for pants?

Im somehow gonna use that phrase this week!

[angelxtasy]

hahaha..

[ninjashidan]

that girls hot

[bunburyZ]

Bodyguard get me a bagel .

[batitony]

I always crack up at :53

[ccsecond]

lol these are super itchy! hehe

[Taunted1992]

Wow I saw the watchmen during last summer. Good movie but this spoof... It's just the best thing ever!

[deokuso]

pants r 4 the weak

[xicclol]

Josh or Jeff Ruben?

[wonderwhix]

lol cant believe Night Owl is Josh Ruben!

[Jen5en]

You sir, are fucking awesome!

[Cloud1995324]

@Deathrape2001 average face lol apparently you dont know what average is

[Deathrape2001]

@Cloud1995324 U R never going 2 meet this woman. Your retarded lie pretending U think her face is N E thing above average is not going 2 help U get up her azz =) Everything I say is true & U know it. B honest 4 a change.  Honesty is fun.

[Cloud1995324]

@Deathrape2001 Actually haha i looked at the comments before the video so i thought you were talking about the actual actress who plays her in the movie who is much better looking then the one in this video so on that note i agree with your comment complely i cancelled it once i saw the video guess it didnt cancel

[Deathrape2001]

@Cloud1995324 Everything I say is true & U know it. This isn't a debate. Go find some real friends. I'm not your 'chat buddy' =)

[Cloud1995324]

@Deathrape2001 Ummm didnt i just apologize for the misunderstanding between us so why are you being a asshole

[Deathrape2001]

@Cloud1995324 U apologized? I wouldn't know, as I don't bother reading troll comments ~;-)

[TheAnimusification]

@Deathrape2001 Then how did you read the comment saying he apologized, to know that he apologized so you can say that you don't read his comments?

[Deathrape2001]

@TheAnimusification The girl is hot, & should do porn. This isn't a debate. Good luck with your trolling =) I'm not your 'chat buddy'.

[TheAnimusification]

@Deathrape2001 I'm not trolling. Stop calling "troll!" on every comment you don't like. It's annoying. Also, after reading you're previous comments, it's safe to say that, you don't spell words properly, you're perverted, you say "I'm not your 'chat buddy' a lot"(which makes no sense), you use commas in the wrong places, and you are, obviously, stupid. Lastly, I would like to ask you why you think that her being hot means she should just do porn instead of accomplishing things worth a damn?

[Deathrape2001]

@TheAnimusification Instead of fighting the bankster jews who R raping U & your nation & exterminiating the possibility of N E hope of prosperity in the future, U R wasting your life on here trolling me, pretending the woman in this video is unattractive.

Get a life. No point reading your insane $hit, troll.

[TheAnimusification]

@Deathrape2001 Mmmhm. Okay. It's a bit difficult to fathom the stupidity of your comment, but I'll go ahead and reply. I'll use short words, and I will list what I'm saying so you can get the point of what I'm trying to say.

1. I'm not trolling

2. You're an idiot

3. Not saying she isn't pretty/hot

4. I'm saying she shouldn't do porn

5. *checks pulse* I have a life

6. My insane shit? Learn to speak.

7. Get the shit out of your skull, seriously.

[Deathrape2001]

@TheAnimusification U seem 2 have the impression I bother reading your meaningless troll krap & insane red herring irrelevant tangent BS. I am not your 'chat buddy'. The girl in this video is hot & should do porn. This isn't a debate. Get a life.

[VirusCW]

THE PANTS, THEY DO NOTHING

[VindicatedNinja]

Nothing but hold you back!

[VirusCW]

Rubbing?

[Wolfsclaw01]

I ask myself why Rorschach isn´t going crazy around... i thought he would more freaking out by pantless man...

[Ramsez]

if he's so advanced, why can't he pronounce nuclear?? :-D

[flamethrower194]

cause he doesnt care lol

[HatsumiNarita202]

Im totally with Manhattan about the hating of pants. .][.

[Anthonyrockon]

you should of pantsed the girl :D

[thisizJake]

lol .

[Overpopulation1]

blue penis.....lol

(smurphy smurph)

[phatanita]

im feel so free like a boy.. like a dancer boy

[SpiderFan23]

lol at Adrian

[apache1234657]

shes hot

[princeofiron]

please! he controls time

ahahahahaa

[RfLawliet]

cant you just teleport to sears

Very Well...

[sunshine0shenanigans]

funnyyyyy i actually read the comic and i always wondered why he was nakie... lol

[Marvelfan1694]

HIS JUNK... MAGESTIC

[daroodee]

... please he controls time!

[Simon781XB]

Super itchy pants. Brilliant.

[theprimo100]

is that in the movie?

[dasuprememep]

yes. it is.

[UCONNgirl]

If you ever read anything about the guy the wrote it on wikipedia. ...um...wow.

There are far more disturbing things than that.

i.e. dorothy from the wizard of oz in an orgy along with alice in wonderland and what the guy did to superman.

[jkw906koz]

that girl is so hot... damn look at her thighs love it

[southernprep5]

that girl is pretty hot

[ClockWork82]

and a better actor than the original.

[viperking12387]

these are super itchy haha

[killa0norris]

"His junk... it was..." "Majestic"

[kvn8907]

Which is taking out of context because, of course, Ozymandias isn't gay. Nope. :-D

[Finchspielberg]

rorschach suggests he is

[kvn8907]

Well, Rorschach isn't always right, you know.

[Thrashler]

Yes he is.

[kvn8907]

I shall listen to your slander no more! Good day to you, sir!

[BassmasterD]

Nah its not the insecure guys who bring up the penis as a complaint, i'd feel just as odd if i saw a woman walking throughout the entire movie stretching her legs around and doing everything naked.

Seemed kinda gratuitous is all, like the sex scene that was a bit too long...we got pornos for that, save the sex for them.

[SketchMasterGulstab]

Oddly enough, I found the second half of the movie to be what ruined it.

[SkadetKevin1994]

who is that girl i haven't seen her in other videos

[chillnndc]

ok this sketch was funny as hell. I never really heard of the comic before going to see the movie so i was like the dude in the sketch...put some damn pants on man...lol

[StuntedJubJub]

Lol I still hear my little sister commenting "If he's supposed to be a God-like figure, wouldn't he be more impressive down there?"

LMAO. 14 yr olds these days.

[daftrok]

@StuntedJubJub What's your sister's phone number?

[th4Guy77]

@StuntedJubJub your sister sounds hot

[LilShaggy82]

@StuntedJubJub she may be 14 but she bucks like shes 28

[regalbryant35]

@StuntedJubJub I guess back then she didn't know about erections lol

[1451tyler]

It seems that more sexually insecure males bring up the penis as a complaint.

[grungrung]

that chick is hot

[NotoriousBIG1997]

0:18 XD

[wadecn]

just watched the movie last night and it was wierd seeing a glowing blue dick bounceing around on my tv.

[AlmigthyIsDead]

Bet you enjoyed it ^^

No but srsly, I'm surprise that it didnt get censored.

[reyknow]

so after seeing the movie, all you have to say or have seen was manhattan's blue dick?

were you mesmerized by his blue penis???

theres like a thousand things going on in the movie, and all your attention was at his fuckin blue penis???

the movie showed that not even super heroes are good people, and all you saw was blue dick??

adrian massacred millions of people (in his point of view) to save billions, raising a lot of ethical/moral questions, and all u saw was manhattan's glowing dick???

[godshiva]

Dude - chill. This is not a movie review - or movie commentary - it is a 2 minute long funny video that focuses on one aspect of a movie which you obviously liked. If you are looking for long drawn out praise go visit TheAmazingAtheist's channel - or any movie review channel.

[MikeEsex]

Hey its ok if he likes blue dicks this is america we dont judge others xD

[killer987192]

yes i dont like history i didnt understand what they were trying to do. it was kinda grose 2 when they actually showed the guy getting his arms cut off or the masked guy pounding that guys head in with the cleaver ugh. and it was only the 2 of us fighting lol

[killer987192]

ok ok geez man calm down im just saying i didnt get it no need to bitch at me

[BirthdaySexGirls]

No story line? You didn't get it then. I don't even like it but i atleast got the story they were telling

[wallboi7]

the point of the story is the social criticism- the viewer isn't meant to focus on his wiener, but that he is so despondent that he doesn't care to act human anymore-

[x11xMEGACONx11x]

kid ur a dumbass that has no idea what hes talkin about. Its like a superhero movie except a little more adult. it has depth unlike you. are you saying that superman or hulk had no point? it was an idea and storyline that everyone else enjoyed.

[xXTheSharpestLifeXx]

It's okay everyone, calm down. The storyline of the Watchmen was really complex, and takes a lot of background knowlegde about US history and the actual story itself. If you understand it, it's an amazing movie.

[AlmigthyIsDead]

Well, the movie wasnt great but the book, i mean ofc the graphic novel was! What a story

[RedSmog]

Not to start something, but in my opinion the movie was horrible. Perhaps it is because I read the book first, but I thought the move was too slow and drawn out, and the soundtrack was aweful, as was the diologue. Really, it was just boring.

[ohjoy973]

i completely disagree, i think that if you read the book i would have been easier to understand and fast paced, the movie was a perfect representation of the book, and sorry you probably started something.

[RedSmog]

Haha. As long as its kept respectful I don't mind. I meant starting something like a flame war.

I rented the movie on Blu Ray and watched it with my dad who hasn't read the book, and he said the movie was hard to follow and very boring. I agreed with the second part, but reading the book filled in the blanks the movie made. And, unfortunately, a good movie shouldn't rely on knowledge from the book to follow.

[marowak1337]

you, sir, are an idiot

[n11lc]

you hab fanny face

[marowak1337]

you talk funneh ^_^

[IAMR3D3MPT10N]

its so funny that they made a video like this. the whole time is was watching that movie i was like, "what the fuck! do we really need to see that guys man-junk?"

[digglefallen93]

More like Dr. Wanghattan.

Am I right?

[iHaxd]

lolz

[daft9punk]

unfortunately .....YES.

[xxBIGBOSS00xx]

the chick is cute

[funkyslapbass12]

the girl who plays the silk spectre is hot. and the guy who is playing ozymandius is the same guy who plays the guy in shamwow guy in jail.

[Fsbren13]

I Love That Video It's So Very Very Funny!!!

[absurdist366]

Did anyone notice that he said nucular instead of nuclear sounds just like palin and all the other idiots

[sifriheavy]

I did notice this, but I associated it with brawndo instead of politics, since brawndo and powerthirst are made by people in picnic face and college humor

[ImOnWelfare]

Man... I hope everyone's forgotten about The Watchmen... I don't want people wearing Rorschach costumes everywhere.

[whade62000]

Or Manhattan ones?

[iAwexome]

i hope the same, sort of, i want people to remember the film, tho no rorschach costumes

i also don't get the big deal with manhattn being naked

[tubian323]

When you perceive time as if you were outside of it, you don't need pants. Pants are so corporeal!

[sifriheavy]

regular, believing people, would never get this... too much science for them...

[tubian323]

Actually I was just being a smartass.

[fiberlord5]

"noone else is getting pantsless"

wouldn't mind the girl getting pantsless :)

[rebelpoettl]

I have only one thing to say with regards to this video. NO F*CKING SH&T!!!!!!!! I just got through watching watchmen for the second time and I swear there must be 20 bare junk shots in the movie. What, did he pay them for every shot of his junk they showed instead of getting paid to appear in the movie? Adn what is it with nudity in movies getting more acceptable? First an R movie means tits appear in it, then a barely disguised junk shot. What's next? Are pornos suddenly going to be R not X?

[M8tulllveme]

probly =D

[CabooseDaMan]

Its not X every one thinks its X its called nc-17, But im guessing you might have known that already just clearing it up

[TribalStudios18]

what do u mean by bare junk shots?

[BriarLakeTrustNoOne]

bare in the UK is a slang term for a lot

[hinatathecookiedemon]

@rebelpoettl: So your saying that it was okay when rated R movies only showed breasts, but now that they are showing MALE nudity, OH LAWD. That's just CRAZY.

-__-;

[kzone92]

they dont show vaginas on movies -_-

[apuleyo]

I think they did show vaginas in Caligula. Good luck finding an uncensored version of that one!

[Yggdrasill4]

harold and kumar escape from guantanamo bay

[therealstankirby]

she's really hot

[AJdragon19]

she was way hotter then the actual silke spectrum

[GeekNinjas]

Knight Owl sounds like Burnie from Rooster Teeth.

[GoatFragg3r]

true.

[Anadorn]

Josh Ruben!!!

[downwithkobe]

LMAO his junk was majestic

Does this satisfy your mortal need for pants?