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  • @MegaAstroFan18 its pretty how funny disrespectful people are the internet, and it still stained his legacy

  • LENO

  • 149 people wanted the show to belong to them instead of NBC...

  • the dog driving - by far the best

  • ****ing hilarious

  • What´s with all the Leno hate around here?

    Why don't you Conan fans just FUCK OFF!

  • @degree7 Thats what NBC said! Now its biting them in the ass proving that there can, in fact, be justice in the world. Suck on that!

  • @CEnforce

    Well at least Conan´s got TBS right?

  • @degree7 Yes! His show, on BASIC CABLE, is beating Jay in the demographic! I'm loving that fact!

  • @CEnforce

    Well good for you man! I sincerely mean that, I hope you've reached the point where a simple viewing of your precious Conan O'Bitchin' show can bring you to the point of ejaculative ecstasy.

  • @CEnforce LOL he also did good when he first got TTS in we all know how that turned out he will flop again give it a month or two faggots like you will be crying again when he flops once more LMFAO.

  • @Samkaveli88 You can keep dreaming all you want! But this is the real world! Dreams don't always come true! His ratings have stabilized after the first week and his following 2 weeks have been above what they expected but still lower than week one. But, again, stabilized! And, again, still beating Jay in the demographic! And Conan didn't even have to steal any Jokes (or jobs) to do it!

  • @Samkaveli88 Yeah, Conans ratings were great for the first month or so of his Tonight show? Guess when they started to drop? When The Jay Leno show started and Leno was his lead in! The lame ratings the Jay Leno show got were DIRECTLY responsible!

  • @CEnforce No PPL who liked Leno didn't like Conan so they didnt bother to watch CoCo Leno can't control rather PPL watched CoCo or not PPL just didnt like or get his comedy plus he sucked on TTS anyways his late night show was more funny because he could be himself I guess he didnt at the time cross over well he dumbed himself down for TTS viewers but they just didnt like him but really when you thank about it him getting toke off TTS is a blessing hes now #1 and he can be himself.

  • I'm so glad Conan has been beating Jay in the demographic! That must be really embarrassing to NBC.

  • Sorry Leno fans, but this guy is just not funny. Forget it I'm not sorry, its you guys who should be sorry for liking this idiot.

  • @littlebrothertommy If it's not funny why are faggots like you on the video fuck off in go watch Coho flop again Hahaha.

  • Leno is a greedy asshole.

  • @Flipper79able so are everyone else wats your point.

  • @Samkaveli88 I'm not.

  • That bling was made for Chuck Norris.

  • i wish i watched jay leno!

  • 2.20 - LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I hope this thieving bastard dies. This is one of the many bits that he has stolen.

  • @CEnforce Now that sad wish death on someone over TV I hope someone in your family dies then you wouldnt make stupied statements like that.

  • @Samkaveli88 I hope you suffer from an incurable form of cancer and die. And I hope you manage to, somehow, say something clever and funny between now and then. And I hope that Leno steals that clever and funny joke the way he's stolen so many other jokes and bits. And then, after all that, I still hope leno dies.

  • I hope this thieving bastard dies. This is one of the many bits thathe has stolen.

  • i only watch Leno for Headlines or if there are guests Like Dwayne Johnson

  • 1:39 , fucking DOUCHE!!!!

  • Chill bro, it's just tv....

  • Hey leno you faggot. How does it feel to have your ass kicked by Conan O Brien? He slaughtered you since he debuted on TBS. You get what you deserve for agreeing to take back your show you stupid ass. Just retire already. Letterman, O Brien, Carson, even Craig Fergusson are way better than you. They are naturally funny. You are just naturally lame.... And so are your lame ass veiwers. A bunch of blue hairs that have the TV on NBC and can't figure out how to change the channel.

  • @bkljaydee chill dude it's just a tv show and he probably won't even see your comment

  • thumps up if ray william johnson:)

  • RWJ sent me here <1

  • Ok... the stuff you got was funny, but this old man's jokes are FUCKING LAME!!!

  • 4:03 we're neutering the drug addicts now!

    also. the storys are funny. but he isn't. (why all good blogs are just a bunch of links)

  • 4:03 we're neutering the drug addicts now!

  • hes a fucking twat, thats what he is..

  • i laughed so hard that part of my ramen noodles i was eating went into my nose.

  • ladies and gentleman of the jury.................cumdumbst­er

  • its not that leno isnt funny, its just that conan is funnier

  • @EzioAuditore Conan might be funny to some people, but for the majority he is not funny.

  • Leno? Conan? Nonsense. Letterman for the win!

  • this is not funny at all i always hated this dude he was never funny not even his stand up was ever funny

  • 2:20 OH MY GOD!!!! I CANT BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • rubber what!

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  • ugh jay sux..... coco forever! teamcoco!!!!!

  • @ijl2 shut up.  Don't watch Jay Leno headlines if you're looking to pick a fight. Move on.

  • All of you people shut up, both O' Brien and Leno are very funny people, both in their own way.

  • This is Sooo Funny! Thank You.

  • 2.20 LMFAO!

  • so leno's best jokes are not even written by him or his writers? they are found by other people......

  • Some1 explain to me whats whats happening, like what r u guys on about on the comments

  • This is the only good thing about the show.

  • People find this funny? Jimmy Fallon should get removed, and Jay should have been moved to his spot, and Conan staying with his Tonight Show.

  • I think the quick hand job would work for me.

  • I mention jay in my interviews . I got the jack ball tattoo . Was on the news CNN spread the word

  • Het Jay!Whats up?Its GregoryA.Marzec~TheChicagoKid~­jimmykimmellivespiderman on youtube!I'd apreciate it if you'd have me on the show sometime if the money is good!I'm stuck sleepin on a bench on Santa Monica Blvd. in Santa Monica in front of the RFD Bakery! Although I got a room at the Hollywood7Star motel in Hollywood for tonight!I once seen ya at Marshall Fields in Chicago!I was there cheerin ya on!But you were humble!

  • Jay leno is such a big fat phony. Conan ftw

  • @HenriqueFCP fuck conan.

  • Thanks for the menus.....

    Hmm......

    I'll take a sizzling whore bar and a vagina ham.

    Thanks.

  • AHAHAHA! the dog whos was in the car accident is thrown in the bird cage.

  • "my pet dick" "rubber dickie" it all makes sense now...

  • Anyone have a link to the enitre headlines segment with the dog in the car? The headlines in that one were pretty funny cant seem to find that segment anywhere. At least a few were included here from that airing.

  • If you Americans GENUINELY find this guy 'hilarious' then I feel sorry for you. You have a fucking dour sense of humour.

    He's like your cheesy uncle telling a few 'zingers'. Ricky Gervais is hilarious, Chris Rock is hilarious, Monty Python IS hilarious. Jay Leno is barely humorous.

    None of them are, but at least Conan was clever, an ex-Simpsons writer, he has class. Leno is a cheeseball.

  • @WelshDegenerate ricky gervais used to be funny but he is just annoying now.

  • @macgiver351 Well I would maybe actually agree with you now.

    I consider the man that made The Office a genius. It's an absolute masterpiece that changed comedy forever.

    But he let me down MAJORLY with 'Science' (stand-up). He's getting seriously lazy. It was one of the worst stand-ups I've ever seen from one of the best comedians ever.

    Also, his ironic bragging has gone so far now, it may as well just be genuine. There's no distinction now, and I agree, it is just becoming annoying.

  • @macgiver351 And he doesn't even act what he preaches anymore. I remember him saying before a comedian should never think they're above their audience and the day they think they're cool they're done.

    And that's precisely what he is now. I can speak being a long-time fan and seeing him live very recently. He completely thinks he's above everybody, which is fine except for the fact he's not portraying it with clever enough humour now. Any average stand-up could do what he does now.

  • @WelshDegenerate u think monty python is more hilarious than jay??? damn we live in two different worlds

  • @luzang19 I guess so.

    Anybody who thinks this big-chinned uncle at a wedding telling cracker jokes holds a candle to one of the most influential, innovative comedy teams of all-time is beyond me lmao.

  • @luzang19 how old are you? 96?

  • @tracehazarrrrd nope am 20 :)

  • tiny.cc / 9flsu

  • One of my all time favorite ones, I'll never forget this one and some of you might remember it too. Some lady who was 95 years old got a bus pass for life for riding the bus ever since she was a little girl in her city....SHES 95......

  • this is the best of him... wow no wonder i don't watch his show.

  • Jay Leno has been CAUGHT numerous times stealing jokes from other comedians! (all it takes is a quick youtube search for the proof) THis bit in and of itself was BLATANTLY stolen from his own competition, years ago. Letterman did it first. I am VERY VERY glad that Lenos ratings are lower than Conans were last year. He deserves that shame.

  • @CEnforce A. That's bullshit. B. Does that mean FailBlog's stealing from both comedians? Because FailBlog is this exact concept. It's not hard to find mis-typed ads or weird pictures. And Leno, again, didn't do anything. NBC did. Jay Leno's just an employee. Like I told the other guy, do some research before saying stupid shit.

  • @MegaAstroFan18 Hey that opinion is arguable. HOWEVER... my statement about him stealing jokes is proven. DO a little research. 

  • @MegaAstroFan18 The entire FORMAT of the bit is identical to the EXACT format that Letterman sued. Right down to putting them on the black backed cards. Not just the concept but every little nuance was copied to a T. DO a little research and you will also see that my statements about him stealing actual JOKES from other comedians and the ratings things are also true. Also, the reason Jay gets more crap for stealing the show is his promise. Do a youtube search for "leno's broken promise.

  • Jay Leno is funnier I'll admit but a total douche for what he did to conan, i think it really stained his legacy.

  • @believa91 He didn't do anything. That was NBC who did that, not Jay Leno. Go learn about the issue first before making stupid comments.

  • 4:46 1208 WHITE BITCH LANE

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  • truth is: this LEno-Conan thing just proved one thing: those 2 comedians care only about money much more than the fans. They only care about the fans because they generate money. Grow up idiots!

  • Who is that laughing into the fucking microphone all the time?

    shut the fuck up

  • ImWithCoCo

  • quick hand job lollollol

  • These bits were hilarious. I often wonder if some of these headlines are fake. The mistakes people make in these are just too hard to miss.One of the reason i watch Jay Leno is for the headlines.Thank you for sharing these with us!

  • OMG! Look at the kid at 2:11, hillarious!

  • The ratings came out and Jay Leno had the worst time Summer ratings ever for his show and he STILL beat out Letterman by 22%. I mean Letterman had that 7 month window when he was in that horrible primetime show. I mean this would never have happened if NBC just left everything the same. Jay do his Tonight Show and let Conan do the Late Show. Everything would have been fine, but NBC decided to rock the boat.

  • 0:10 AL BUNDY STYLE :D!

  • Leno sucks, Letterman and  kimmel are great, and of course, TEAM COCO!!!

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  • What the fuck? Jay Leno is the worst comedian to ever live. How the hell did he get his own late night show for so long... Most importantly he's a DOUCHEBAG in real life. I know someone who worked with him. Total tool with good writers.

  • @WizardPlayHD you sir need to shut the fuck up if you dont like then why are you watching it?! the only douchebag here is you now go fuck yourself

  • search 'david melkonian'

  • its not gay, its EUROPEAN!LMAO

  • Pussy thrown away.... Top cat has new friend....

  • EXCELLENT vid !!!

    LOOOOOOOOOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • rubber dickie rofl

  • It's possible to like them all, i used to go from show to show, leno, letterman, coco, and ferguson they all have different senses of humor and i appreciate them all.

  • if jay leno makes you laugh chances are i don't care for you as a person

  • @xohlic He doesen't, but the headlines are funny as hell.

  • Even before the whole Jay and Conan thing.... I never liked jay at all... IMWITHCOCO

  • most leno haters are nothing but letterman cocksuckers!

  • OMFG!! the dog driving was the BEST!

  • OMG! Look at the guy at 2:08! How hillarious is that!

  • JIMMY FALLON SHOULD HAVE LOST HIS JOB

  • Can everyone stop arguing about who's better and just enjoy the fuckups of people who might have lost their jobs.

  • conan sucks ass. jay is the best of late night comedians

  • conan sucks ass. jay is the best of late night comedians

  • I understand only the last joke. :( too difficult for me but, I like Jay!!

  • That's proof you need to get your dog a doggy liscense.

  • Guy's....Guy's....please, Just stop talking crap.

    Before this whole Conan scandal ever started, I never once heard people say Jay was not funny, heck most people I knew thought he was hilarious. I can't believe people are taking this whole NBC thing SOOOOO Seriously, it's just television guy's, get over it. The only reason you are talking Crap about Jay is because your pissed off about Conan being gone. Hey, I miss Coco too, But Bashing jay is not gonna bring him back to NBC.

  • @kreugfire926 Can you explain me the "Conan scandal"? I don't live in the USA, so I don't know ._.'

  • @karlanickita Well basically Jay Leno stepped down as the host of the tonight show, and Conan O'Brien took over. After Ratings for Jay's new show went down hill, They asked Jay to come back to the tonight show and Jay said OK. This really Pissed off Conan O'brien so he decided to Leave NBC all together, a lot of people feel Conan got Screwed.

  • @kreugfire926 Hey dude I used to watch and like Jay. But this whole Conan thing has retroactively made his old stuff i used to like hard to watch, and his current stuff seems lame. He actually has gotten less funny. Its like watching Seinfeld right after Michael Richards rant, like watching Rock Hudsons movies afta you found out he was gay. The perception of Jay has changed for the worst and it has in effect made him less funny.

  • @jayrobson88 I get what your saying, I don't really watch Jay very much anymore either.

    I have always preferred conan to be honest with you, even though I have always liked jay, Conan I thought was funnier. I just think people need to stop thinking Jay is "Evil" just because NBC asked him to take back his job at the tonight show, Jay was just doing what he was told.

  • @kreugfire926 he isnt funny. his writers are mildly funny and he is only funny during headlines and he doesnt write that.

  • @jgrakowski Depends on what your definition of "Funny" is.

  • @kreugfire926 meh 

  • @kreugfire926 i dont bash jay but i honsetly never thought he was funny neither did anyone i know my age, maybe a few adults i know like him, but conan is on another level jay is like old school i guess not for this generation.

  • @kreugfire926 I never liked Jay Leno and i never thought he was hilarious and i am sure most will agree with me, and the reason people are taking the whole Conan Scandal on Jay is because IT WAS JAYS FAULT, so he deserves all the negativity thats coming to him. Let people rant, it's the least we can do after someone we loved watching (Conan) was taken away from us!

  • @cynvid49 Leno fault LOL it's PPL like you who didn't even watch Coho show when he had TTS oh and NBC as well.

  • @Samkaveli88 i watched The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien as well as Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Why would i even say what i did if i didn't watch Conan's shows? Use your head before trolling at least.

  • @kreugfire926 I did told Jay wasn't funny and still I'll say it. Conan was way better than leno

  • I just dont get these headlines. I mean they are hilarious and all but its not really Jay Leno thats funny, he just says what the headliners say so its not really he thats funny, anyone could do it. Personally i like Conan best! Leno is good to but i just think that the headlines are just a cheap trick to be funny :p oh well thats just me.

  • You know I don't think they're going to be drinking out of the new fountain

  • Conan O'Brien is about a hundred times better and more genuine than this.

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  • new big wang resteraunt lol

  • Oh my god, QUICK HAND JOB!

  • Jay Leno is sucks satan's cock every night.

  • un funny un talented hack

  • I love the headline @ 4:20

  • I love how NBC blocks the part one but not this one.

  • As a Brit, this idiot personifies my view of American humour.

    And before someone tells me to not watch his videos if I don't like him, I only watched it because I've never seen him before so I thought I'd give him a try.

  • FUCK Jay Leno

  • @EatYourChimp jay eno will be more funny than you'll ever be

  • It is probably an alien baby they put on the ad. Get rid of them before they eat you!

  • its the uragaan!!!!!!!!!! attack hunters

  • LOL quick hand job

  • jay leno sucks. he's not funny. it's just outdated one-liners that he has to oversell with his stupid shrug and talking out the side of his mouth. as if to say ("i just said a joke. everyone laugh. look at my shrug. i'm talking fast now.") he sucks and all his fans have the worst sense of humor. this pig needs to retire.

  • @myfairvanity hahaha u know what i LOVED about ur comment??? ur bashing him YET ur watching one of his videos!!! HAHA i love people nowadays theyre so funny. have a nice day. :D

  • @wildcat2114 actually i was watching a conan video and saw this in the recommended vids. so i figured i'd write a little love note for leno and his fans. i didn't make it 20sec into this vid before gagging at the stupidity. nice try tho. did you type "HAHA" as you were laughing to yourself alone? were you laughing loud enough to necessitate capital letters? your exaggerated text is so forced.. just like leno's comedy.

  • @myfairvanity actually i always laugh at idiots who think theyre doing the world a favor by writing hate coments. hence the "HAHA." and before you start criticizing leno have a little respect. hes been in the business for at least 20 years before conan and i find him hilarious. besides i find conan boring and repetitive. and before you take another shot, remember that this IS out of self defense as this is a jay leno video. ill stay on my side, you stay on your uncomedic boring side.

  • @wildcat2114 suddenly someone's taking the self proclaimed high road huh? well it's hard to have respect for someone who blatantly has no shame. even if you think he's funny, he was not supposed to host the tonight show. he screwed letterman, fired carson's staff, and on the verge of retirement screwed conan out of his life-long dream. i just can't stand it.

  • @myfairvanity thats life welcome to it.

  • @Magyar126 i hope i'm not the only one who cares for the general well-being of others and accepts the responsibility for his actions. "that's life" and "it's business" are simple words by which it seems anything is excusable. not good words to live by. anyway, the guy on your channel has an awesome voice, especially for his age.

  • Excuse me Leno, does your jaw have a zip code? I think there's enough room there to shelter the homeless.

  • Chicken at large! Run!

  • WHITE BITCH LANE! lmfao

  • jay leno is unfunny, but this headline segment is.

  • @benos their on mondays so u have something to look forward too :D

  • @shdowclaw77 I know, but don't have comedy channel on here in Oz.

  • this is not really funny just a couple but the rest is disastrous...

  • the best!!

  • @cityfan22 Silly Rabbit he is!

  • Omg omg omg the dog in the bird cage had me dying for 20 mins @ 4:11 lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooo

  • Third graders talking about condoms and nuts ?!?!? Therapy?

  • He's better than Conan, Letterman, Jimmy Fallon, Craig Ferguson or Whoever!

    He is the best!

  • @GarshardJeVard I agree 100%

  • @GarshardJeVard bye far in the rest of the world is most aprreciated as well more charismatic.

  • @MRSBA7 sorry I have no clue what you just said.

  • @GarshardJeVard leno owns in all the world

  • @MRSBA7 oh, that's true. I agree.

  • @GarshardJeVard No, kimmel is still better.

  • @airplanegod not even close

    Leno > Kimmel

  • @GarshardJeVard how if he steals his ideas from all of them

  • @warthog570 how does he steal his ideas? lol. airs the same time as them or before the others and when conan took over the late show the ratings went waaay down. So he's obviously better.

  • "its not gay its european!" thats from the legally blonde musical!

    1208 white bitch lane! XDD

  • @mlcandylover23 "gay or european- the answer could take weeks. They both say things like ciao bella while they kiss you on both cheeks" I made that connection too!!! yay musicals!!!

  • tag heuer mens watch with bright YELLOW dial, its not gay its european.

    whats so gay about wearing bright yellow????

  • @gix500 i think its a joke refering to the legally blonde musical xD cuz the guys was eaither gay or european and they were trying to figure out which and the guy was wearing bright yellow xD

  • Rofl! That clip with the dog driving the car is freakin hilarious!