our teacher once gave us a math problem like this. If you have $10.55, a car with a 20 gallon tank that is filled 1/3 of the way, How much of a braindead retard must you be to not know how to pump gas? The Answer: FOUR!!!!
Also, you save your receipts not only to 'prove' you didn't steal gas but you want to check your balance in the end. Errors do happen. I was overcharged $60+ at a gas pump once for some reason and got that taken off with my saved receipt.
@aserv948 It depends on how much fuel you car's tank takes. When you pay cash, sometimes you might pay a little too much or too little. If you paid too much, simply go in and ask for the refund and they will give you the overpayment. If it's too little, just go pay a bit more and pump again. If you're paying with card, the machine will automatically charge you the amount of gasXprice.
@aserv948 depends on what car you drive. The easiest way is to get gas when you're almost empty, fill it up with your credit card and you'll find out how much your car costs for a full tank of gas.
@yehzhaofeng i have a 60 litre tank, at $A1.50 per litre, that tells me $90.00 to fill the tank. Much quicker and more accurate than waiting on the red light to appear.
dam i should of watch this before i went and pump gas for the first time lol....i out 10 bucks and went and i didn't press which one i wanted ....so i guess i had the pump in there all the time for no reason ...then drove off and notice my meter didnt move ...lmao o wells
dam i should of watch this before i went and pump gas for the first time lol....i %10 bucks and went and i didn't press which one i wanted ....so i guess i had the pump in there all the time for no reason ...then drove off and notice my meter didnt move ...lmao o wells
Hey nice video edit there as soon as you started pumping the gas. Is that because you selected the grade of fuel before you removed the pump from its holster? lol. You suck at pumping gas pal. Way to cheap out on it to and not redo the video the right way. Jaggoff. I caught it, but I bet 99 percent of the other people didn't. You fail at pumping gas.
I live in Jersey and there are people here who have never pumped their own gas because they've never had the opportunity to. Once I start driving, I don't wanna be stuck in NY being a slowpoke in line. At least this vid taught me.
HAhahaha don't be hatin guys!! I'm 18, almost 19 and I looked this up becaudse I'm too embarrased to ask my parents how...no one ever showed me!! Well maybe they did but i didn't care enough at the time to remember. ^.^ lol
our teacher once gave us a math problem like this. If you have $10.55, a car with a 20 gallon tank that is filled 1/3 of the way, How much of a braindead retard must you be to not know how to pump gas? The Answer: FOUR!!!!
8hane8tephens 4 weeks ago
I need somebody to pump my nozzle....Know what I'm saying.;-) =3
8hane8tephens 4 weeks ago
In New Jersey we don't pump our gas.
In Soviet Russia gas pump's you. Lmfao
italiankilla58 1 month ago
Look how cheap that gas is! 2.68?!
opticavara 1 month ago
If Gas is Petrol , and a liquid at that, then what do Americans call LPG? the other other gas?
n5017858 5 months ago
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n5017858 5 months ago
Also, you save your receipts not only to 'prove' you didn't steal gas but you want to check your balance in the end. Errors do happen. I was overcharged $60+ at a gas pump once for some reason and got that taken off with my saved receipt.
yehzhaofeng 7 months ago
how much are you supposed to pay ? is there a certain amount you may get depending on how much u paid?
aserv948 8 months ago
@aserv948 It depends on how much fuel you car's tank takes. When you pay cash, sometimes you might pay a little too much or too little. If you paid too much, simply go in and ask for the refund and they will give you the overpayment. If it's too little, just go pay a bit more and pump again. If you're paying with card, the machine will automatically charge you the amount of gasXprice.
yehzhaofeng 7 months ago
@yehzhaofeng so if I wanted half a tank how much would that be ? and full tank ?
aserv948 7 months ago
@aserv948 depends on what car you drive. The easiest way is to get gas when you're almost empty, fill it up with your credit card and you'll find out how much your car costs for a full tank of gas.
yehzhaofeng 6 months ago
@yehzhaofeng i drive a samll honda accord. Im gessing $20 fills up half way and $40 full
aserv948 6 months ago
@yehzhaofeng i have a 60 litre tank, at $A1.50 per litre, that tells me $90.00 to fill the tank. Much quicker and more accurate than waiting on the red light to appear.
n5017858 5 months ago
dam i should of watch this before i went and pump gas for the first time lol....i out 10 bucks and went and i didn't press which one i wanted ....so i guess i had the pump in there all the time for no reason ...then drove off and notice my meter didnt move ...lmao o wells
shutyuhscunt 9 months ago
dam i should of watch this before i went and pump gas for the first time lol....i %10 bucks and went and i didn't press which one i wanted ....so i guess i had the pump in there all the time for no reason ...then drove off and notice my meter didnt move ...lmao o wells
shutyuhscunt 9 months ago
ty to all ur comments it makes me feel better about being 24 and never pumped gass before! lol
MicrowavedTofu 10 months ago
You don't have to type a personal identification number to use your card! How fucking risky is that!
Zeamus634 1 year ago
@Zeamus634 Most gas pumps don't make you....My family was just talkin' about that a week ago...
zslam 1 year ago
@Zeamus634 that's why you definitely should save your receipts
yehzhaofeng 7 months ago
Hey nice video edit there as soon as you started pumping the gas. Is that because you selected the grade of fuel before you removed the pump from its holster? lol. You suck at pumping gas pal. Way to cheap out on it to and not redo the video the right way. Jaggoff. I caught it, but I bet 99 percent of the other people didn't. You fail at pumping gas.
oipbhakeld 1 year ago
I live in Jersey and there are people here who have never pumped their own gas because they've never had the opportunity to. Once I start driving, I don't wanna be stuck in NY being a slowpoke in line. At least this vid taught me.
xtickledpink92x 1 year ago 2
If you cant figure this out for yourself you shouldn't be driving. Put thing in car & hold handle, wow that needs a video all right.
mazdawg1138 1 year ago
HAhahaha don't be hatin guys!! I'm 18, almost 19 and I looked this up becaudse I'm too embarrased to ask my parents how...no one ever showed me!! Well maybe they did but i didn't care enough at the time to remember. ^.^ lol
Emilyheartshim 1 year ago 4
I live in Oregon, i'm 34 years old and never pump my own gas. Now with an upcoming road trip I have to learn how.
fandibus 1 year ago 4
@fandibus I just visited your state and I was caught off guard. I was about fill up my car when someone took over! haha
yehzhaofeng 7 months ago
How do I swipe my money?
Mitsimad 1 year ago
it's amazing to me how some people genuinely do not know how to pump gas...that's a whole lot worse than not knowing how to drive a stick....oi
SJWOLFE87 2 years ago
Not everyone knows how to pump gas because they werent tought. How about helpin them out and teach em? :)
Honeybutter84 1 year ago 4
Cool!
remo2012 2 years ago
This is for people in NJ who come to NY and don't know how to pump gas.
jorowi 2 years ago 16
its a global phenomenon :P
romeoneverdies 2 years ago 2
jorowi, that's because it's illegal to pump your own gas here, asswipe.
Aquitat 2 years ago
@jorowi exactly!
MicrowavedTofu 10 months ago
@jorowi True dat. I have never seen these.
RosieHamster 1 month ago
i really need to know how to turn onmy tv :(
guitarhalo1213 2 years ago 10
Brilliant! Visionary!!
MrHollick 2 years ago 3