Chris Rock-No Sex in the Champaign Room

[dragonlvr90]

17 people thought there was sex in the champagne room.

[sorryass9988]

yo anyone ever heard just a instrumental to this...This instrumental too dope

[anwerling2008]

if you meet a girl with a pierced tounge ,she'll probably suck your dick *that'd be great* if you meet a guy with a pierced tounge, he'll probably suck your dick * i dont want that, noooooo* XD



[ginsengcaallday]

I love this video and song. Makes me laugh :) Brightens my day

[dannyinottawa]

i'm a grampa, i think i could handle the real words or pause and leave if I am offended

[QoolEntent]

I live in Champaign.... ILLINOIS. srsly.

[SwiftbeatProductions]

That instrumental is sick....

[Tektribe808]

It seems like all the good parts are censored. It makes this video a little pointless.

[cllyG]

wait, is this a song or a documentary? SHIT

[RandyPantheGoatBoy]

Scorpio: You're gonna die fuckin'!

[LABreeze2287]

this my shit

[sleepy9612]

Cornbread aint nothin worng with that!

[djpeteret]

Shit hilarious.

[Uchiha086]

hahahahaha a play on everybodys free to wear sunscreen  brilliant chris rock

[cicelygcarroll]

R.I.P Gerald Levert....I miss him

[masterplans1]

you know he right about every thing what straight man go to hooters and eat food there

[cobratanker23]

this was on mtv? hmm mustve been on at 4am a few times. although I do remember seeing coolio and ODB videos on 20 times a day back then.

[Alezey574]

i dont get this?! is he immetating some artist??

[onemarilynfan]

@Alezey574 uh, no. It's based on one of his stand -up acts.

[Alezey574]

@onemarilynfan ok, but i still dont get whats the idea of him saying "No sex in the champaign room"

[onemarilynfan]

@Alezey574 ok, first of all, how old are you? Second,if your young then I understand. If your young, dont tell your mom I told you this: if you go to a strip club, the dancers try to get you to go into a separate room,usually you have to buy a bottle of OVERPRICED champagne. they make you think youre gonna get something better than what u get in the reg. pt. of the club,but what they do is give you a lap dance,THATS it!All guys think their gonna be the lucky one she gives it to,they dont!

[onemarilynfan]

@onemarilynfan con't...most guys go to the club with the thought that they may get lucky,but these strippers(most) are sickened by these men and are only there for the moneyITS a JOB! So if they but this $200 bottle, they get the same thing they would get just sitting in the club, only difference, they dance in front of the men,but the rules at most clubs, they can touch the men, the men CAN NOT TOUCH THE WOMEN! SO this is what he's saying, I;m a female whose gone to clubs w/ guy friends A LOT!

[leedsm18]

depends where u go to.... blue coyote in leeds keeps getting raided because of illegals working there and a girl at a diff one did tell me she used to work there but quit because the owners encouraged the girls to take guys upstairs for extras... though that place is so low class they probs aint even heard of champagne lol

[WOODY5505]

NONE!!!!

[aidensadow]

i had sex in the Champaign Room

[SexyKiller2012RIP]

yeehaw me too xD

[partyguy10]

Before this song I didn't know there was such a thing as a champagne room, now I knew about a wine cellar.

[MarkAbare]

You're 26 and didn't know what the hell a champagne room was?!

Trust me, a champagne room and a wine cellar have practically nothing in common.. ;)

[wowcrazy70]

@partyguy10 wats a champagne room?

[killermetal2000]

lmfao!!!

[auctionguyinmo]

Dude, the spelling is all over the video. Champagne. CHAMPAGNE!!!!

[onemarilynfan]

@auctionguyinmo With all the technology, and like you said, the word is in the video a hundred times, how can the uploader misspell champagne?Don't these computers all have spell check?

[mpdub09]

this song go hard!

I luv it lol

[narutoman12331]

well this really aint a song but its funny tho lol an im not gonnna die twice

[Rabbitmaster131]

this is not funny you are all fucking stupid!

[SexyKiller2012RIP]

u fucking bitch!

[mrbealer]

this still my shit

[Cyrious]

RIP Gerald...

But funny - TAKE OFF THAT SILLY ASS HAT!

I use to really like this song?

[BookieBukes88]

lol... im not goin 2 die fuckin...

[berrypie0111]

haha i really want to

[camillion4]

lol

[tg343441]

but there definitely handjobs, Chris

[Bolabolai]

this is truth. truth.

[tubegangster]

cornbread, ain't notting rong with that..LoL This gives me a flashback of back in the days, the good times

P.S. what's the name of the instrumental. What's de beat?

[NinoBrown23]

Gerald singing the back was perfect for this track

[SOULJAGURL78]

YEA I REMEMBER THIS 1

[lizzysmom01]

haha! i remember this song!!!

[int3rl0per]

I can't understand why on Earth you Americans feel compelled to censor speech. Everybody, even that 4 year old in the corner, knows what the censored word was.

If what is said is not suitable for minors, don't show it to minors. If it offends you, don't watch it.

BUT STOP CENSORING MUSIC VIDEOS.

(I do realize that what I say on Youtube has absolutely no effect in the real world, but I felt I had to vent.)

[linkdown]

Im pretty sure there's an uncesored version somewhere on youtube.

[sweetytweety21]

we watch it cause itz funny and that 4 year old learned it from probably his mother but she's the one that lets him talk like that it might not be the tv

[int3rl0per]

Your comment made no sense at all.

I would like to continue my complaint by stating, that another thing I wish you Americans would learn is the spelling and grammar of your own language. I'm finding the Internet close to incomprehensible because of the amount of illiterate americans out there.. :(

[sweetytweety21]

you wouldn't understand what i said you don't seem so smart

[int3rl0per]

Ironic that you'd try questioning my intelligence, while at the same time failing basic grammar.

[onemarilynfan]

@int3rl0per AGREED< I am so sick of that shit, america is supposed to be so ahead of everyone else...HA but god forbid, you see a tit! And they censor everything, and we have so much crime, they arent saving anyone from anything. When he said shit and beeped it out,loln how fucking stupid, like some little kid is gonna say 'hmm, I wonder what he said there"

[napalmman420]

@int3rl0per Its not all of us Americans. Its just the Corporate assholes who bible thump and think some cuss words are going to make kids go ape shit and kill people. I hate America mainly for this reason. we can't even have uncensored music on tv or on our free radio stations.

[SirMac27]

This is the official song of Tier 3 Technical Support where I work! :)

[neuronsactivated]

no one goes to Hooters for the wings.

[girasoloak]

I don't drink ...

so I guess there is

no reason for me to

be in the Champage room

[Mammasaymammasaw]

I remember this, I was 8 years old and my mom wouldn't let me watch it and I didnt understand why

[MCEProd22]

My god this was so funny

[dragonfist25]

LOL! @ 1:05 min.

[iawesome60]

This song is funny and it has a message to it.

[Lindathemightywitch]

"Why spend the next 20 years in jail cuz sum1 smugged your PUMA?!" Lol! OMG! What is it with blacks and their PUMAs?! Lol

[Lindathemightywitch]

lol GED class?! and I was just in junior high that time! lol! class of 99!

[kissfreek76]

this video brings back memories i remember seeing this video late a night about every night back in the summer of 1999

[ashley112603]

if a girl has a pierced tounge she will probally suck your dick..if a guy has a pierced tounge he will probally suck ur dick...

lmao

CRAZINESS

[FatNick36]

LoL...The ODB couldnt have possibly commited all those crimes

[Floridatillidie]

Coolio did some of that shit

[industriedevise]

damn....:))=)))brilliant:))=))­

[titssssss]

cuz someone smudged your puma, ahahahaha funny shit.

[akdphi93]

still funny to meeee

"Gemini..you gon die twice!!" HAAHAHHAHAHA

[rickyray9]

don't forget to wear sunscreen also :)

[winterhatesmacys]

"Cornbread...Ain't nothin wrong with that!" lmao

[prophetbyronmotley]

If a guy has a pierced tongue..... yuck!!!!

[anana083]

Funny! And hopefully educational...

[caligirlrls]

lol this is some funny shit

[Azerymuth27]

I love this song!

[WCWMondayNitro]

I don't even know what this shit is but it's fuckin funny Chris Rock is god

[MariIynMonroe]

horoscopes are funny LMAO!

[HurricaneGenny]

Gemini.....you're gonna die TWICE!!!!!!!!!! That's classic.

Although, I'm 22 and look 14. Sucks.

[jinx2black]

fucking genius...

[JuniorM60]

Best Video of 99'

[mtlogwoods]

"Take off that silly ass hat!" LMAO!

[blueisisrose]

Oh my god it's like the ghetto version of "Sunscreen"!

[Kankuro1216]

No shit

[cstar88]

Oh...This is my shit!! :)

[ginsengcaallday]

This song is classic! Go Gerald! Chris Rock keeps it real!

[abdifitahabdulla]

AHAAAHHHA!!

[babbss2]

I loved this back in the day.

"Cornbread... aint nothing wrong with that!"

"Gemini... you're gonna die twice."

Chris is funny.

Oh, I'm 21 and look 16... but I'm 21! Still funny though.

[Reverseflush]

99 GED class?



LOL, I know someone is like "thats me!"

[DonLeonheart]

lmao.  "Cornbread"

[LovelySteph]

"take off that silly ass hat!"  That part kills me.

[blitzzkriegg]

if you've been dating a man for four months and you havent met any of his friends, you are not his girlfriend. :))

[buggsbunny22]

this is so funny

he so dumb

[jellybeen]

if a lady tells you she's 20 and she looks 16, she's 12 hahaha

[redwing51340]

If a woman tells you she's 26 and looks 26...she's damn near 40! That one's good too!

[jellybeen]

LoL hell yea

[Kshandamion]

Nowadays if she looks 14 and doesn't say hold she is, she's 10!

[elijahj8812]

Chris Rock: if a man has a tongue ring...he'll probably suck your dick.

Gerald Levert:(in Song) Oh no..i Don't Want That

[KruppaF]

awesome! (they know you ain't got one...tricky)

[honduhottie]

r.i.p Gerald Lavert. That Chris

Rock is funny as hell lol

[Bonecrkr]

No offense Chris. But, that's only in the US. You step outside this country and it's a man's world.  You got the cash, it's whatever you want, wherever you want it, whenever you want it.

[herire2002]

what would happen if you had sex in the chamaigne room?

[Karewmoz]

Arrested idk prostitution public indecency...

[mhopson25]

Take off dat silly ass hat. lol

[tyranusmaul]

oh fuck ye

[kinghse]

R.I.P Gerald, Chris rock is Crazy!!!

[phiefia]

haha nice take on Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)

[UIltimateBonjour]

Great. I'm going to die twice. LOL.

[kcadet]

"I'm from mexico... so, what about the champaign room? what happens in USA if you attempt to have sex with the stripper?"

You both get locked up if the cops catch you. If not, you have sex with her and go about your business.

[cdwheel]

I'm from mexico... so, what about the champaign room? what happens in USA if you attempt to have sex with the stripper?

[linkdown]

Its the same as rape. Your only supposed to get lap dances from them, never sex

[evljaymz]

Linkdown you're a fucking moron, it's consentual. How the fuck is that rape!? *Dumbass!*

[linkdown]

Sorry, shouldnt of commented on stuff i didnt know.

[cold0rage]

cornbread! xD

[dmez9891]

fuck off bitch

[onlyoneog]

LMAO....this video is makeing funny of the white version of this song.funny vid.good memories.

[seantesexy123]

DIS SONG IZ SOOO STUPID

[noureldin140]

i no the video is nice but i dont like the song

[tyranusmaul]

I think Coolio did do some of that thit! it looks just like dude!!!

[smcalcari]

there is sex in the champaighn room, it just depends where you go,

[ettusd]

great song!

[TheBSG]

Cornbread: aint nothing wrong with that.

[ZeroRegret16]

lolz this brings back memories

[Humaima]

omg LOL! A HOMELESS PERSON IS TO HUNGRY TO BE FUNNY! WHY NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAIGN ROOM?! HAHA

[grayln]

lol...this is a classic

[sippindrank214]

Classic, I remember this when it first came out.

[ejtimm]

This song is so funny but to ALL THE LEOS out there that is NOT TRUE.LEOS REALLY LAST THE LONGEST DURING SEX WITHOUT DYING:)SO JUST KEEP THAT IN MIND!!!!

[fifitrooper]

RIP G. LEVERT! PISCES, RUN THIS SHIT!

[ejtimm]

This song is so funny but to ALL THE LEOS out there that is NOT TRUE.LEOS REALLY LAST THE LONGEST DURING SEX WITHOUT LYING:)SO JUST KEEP THAT IN MIND!!!!

[TheTabernackle]

Naw... Sagittarius last longer actually.. (SMILZ)

[Justmeinit123]

how bout aquarius

[homeboymagik]

haha as funny as it is half this shit couldnt be more true

[PikaMario]

If a woman tells you she's 20, and looks 16.........she's 12. XD

[SERIOUSLOVEJONES]

smudged puma ha ha

[johnjohn760]

chris rock killd dah song i just like dah beat and hook

[kimandme4evea]

ha im pices!!!lol i love this song!!

[NeoDaOne]

...classic

[xxxnikkixxx13]

SHIT!! im leo

[toekneemakkenz]

if a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll prolly suck ur dick

if a guy has a pierced a tongue he'll prolly suck ur dick

[shadowtiger18]

Why is there no sex in the champaign room?

[linkdown]

thats is a very good question

[adp34]

yeah seriously? Y?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

[ShyneLamar]

good question???:S

Why is that a good question???

[GodzzzSon]

its because you aint supposed to be fucking strippers... only gettin lap dances from them.. shits illegal and would bring heat on the club owners DUH

[ejtimm]

I love this video,chris rock is the man lol,as well as Gerald Levert!

[binzeye]

love chris rock, the tunes kicking, love his stand up, bit unsure of everybody hates chris.....any comments?

[TheNewYorkFloridian]

I like the advice about homeless people. There are a lot of them down here.

[Kainspear]

gay thing is im a gemini! fuck....

[KilllafromManila]

It doesn't matter Kainspear.  I'm a scorpio so I'm fucked too.

[cold0rage]

i didn't get mentioned, cos i'm a libra...but that probably means that i'll suffer a fate worse than death ^^;

[DarkoThaGreat]

Chris Rock fuckin ROCKS!

[xmcxshortyx2k7x]

haha i have a peirced tounge ! :|

[greeyneckk]

and you suck dick hahahaha

[Braxtonmarks]

"but no matter who you are...{Picture of bill clinton}...There is no sex,in the Champagne Room" lmao! XD

[loserfromthe626]

cornbread.. aint nothing wrong with that!!!

[princeofdaLBC]

yo thiz iz claasic funni stuff

[lstaley315]

RIP Gerald..classic video

[Zezlemet]

If you've been dating someone for 4 months and you haven't met any of hr's friends you are NOT he's girlfriend.

[slowjamin]

forgot Gerald was on this. R.I.P Gerald

[wrestlemaniaxxx]

wtf did he die?

[slowjamin]

yeah he had a heart attak in his sleep ,and he was only 40 years old.

[SNIP3YOFACE]

best thing ever, lol

[awallthechamp]

If a girl has a pierced tounge she'll probably suck your dick

[lisababy85]

lol, what if she just has pierced nipples lol. IE me.

[Xx4real2007xX]

no sex in da champagne room black ppl aint gonna listen 2 dis dey wud still fuck in da champagne room

[manOhhman]

so true there is no sex in the champaign room. BUT if you go to the dirty strip clubs in the hood there is sex in every room.

[pseudomallu]

i love it

[darkmenot]

Thats so funny I love Chris Rock!

[BDBopper]

Cornbread...Aint nothing wrong with that! LOL ;o)

[MoCityNigga281]

chris rock did tha damn thang. no 1 ever has told jokes with a chorus to it. props to rock

[JazzarBizzle2006]

this brings back good memories....i remember watching this on BET when i was 7 - 6 years old... i use to love this song.....chris rock is mad funny...thats wassup

[KAP1KAP]

wen did this music video come out?