????

[sixty9abc]

stop doing this to you

[BurningMarmite]

your actress suck!!!

[RussX5Z]

Too bad he didn't shoot himself. Bummer.

[ElectricClash]

Hey! Your Video Closed My Snake Game =(

[atlswell]

Hey it's the guy from that movie...

[farside314]

Nice...

[lozerbozer1]

is that ur real voice???

[xxafrosamuraixx]

YOU ONE LAZY MOTHA FUCKA!!!!

[SuperIce90]

I CAME HERE TO SEE BRAINS BLOWN OUT, A FAKE GUN !?!?! FUCK THIS SH!!!!!!T!

[ownblade]

Policeman 1: Holy crap! Hes gonna go suicidal!

Policeman 2: Quick shoot the gun out of his hand!

[EvolveXbarrett]

December 24 at 8:00 in the morning a 14 year old boy by the name of scott johnson was found dead. Doctors coulsnt come up with the cause of death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found out he had gone to sleep after he had read and didnt respond to a chain letter. If you dont repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.

[SuperAngel1811]

@EvolveXbarrett loooooooool why desnt she have a face? if she wants to kill me she can take mine :P

[vampirescurse12]

@EvolveXbarrett SPAM

[animevloger]

july 29 is ma bday

[EverthingIphone]

@jerknewboys stfu u piece of shit ur jealous he has a hot wife and more money than you NUFF SAID FAGGOT

[MegaTight011]

@jerknewboys Get over it.

[chrislikespie]

@jerknewboys holy shit learn to spell... and no not everybody hates him, hes not hypocritical, he doesn't hate blacks gays or Jews. If you're gonna have a pity party do it in private...

[psychomaggot1]

are you suicidal??????????????????????­????

[MrHawkeye321]

@psychomaggot1 ...

[psychomaggot1]

@MrHawkeye321 im friquen kidding

[irNicobrickz]

Do you have an extra M4A1

[Bleachgirl26]

XD it's kind of funny to look at all the pathetic trolls with no life who live to make others feel pain because that's the only thing that will make their rotting heart feel anything Haha yep still funny

[TheRetroZombie]

do? DO you believe in goblins?

[candacelovesbarrels]

what the fuck is the deal with beiber doing a video/song with rascel flatts? is he really that desprate

[37061068907]

DO IT DO ITTT!!!!



[pineconevigilante]

fuck i wanted him to kill himself. fuck.

[suzyq314]

not

[jdude666666]

If you had a 2way portal and u put 1 portal on a table then through the table in the other portal what would happen?

[IAMMUSICENT]

AHHHHHHHH

[rubberduckDKify]

why did you not pull trigger?

[TheLovesJesus]

@rubberduckDKify b/c he loves us and wasn't suicdily

[xMoreTx]

First comment for two weeks... yay.

[iiYaMa72]

ur not a big deal buddy believe me...

[ledzkreep]

Crap! I thought he might've actually done the internet a favor....Oh well.....

[YSoSreuss]

DONT FUCKING TEASE US!!!! PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER!!!!! YOUR LIKE A FABULOUS BEEKMAN BOYS VERSION OF BOXXY!

[star1grace1]

how does a fat person walk up thoes steps in the top right hand corner?

[KaiTheAnimeLover]

@star1grace1 slowly

[TheXboxSmartass]

@star1grace1 One foot in front of the other? Derp.

[YourFaceIsMyToPunch]

@star1grace1 They stuck halfway and push from their ass .

[masterman417]

that's a fake gun!!!!, and a weirdo!!!!

[assbaclwards4542]

why is that guns barrel slide so much longer than the gun, and yet the barrel is not sticking out nor is the breach open. questionmark.

[hotdave86000]

SOCIAL RETARD ( EXAMPLE FOR CHILDREN )

FRICKEN GOOF SCHOOL ???

[wiretire18]

whats ur video called the one were u commit suicide as a joke and it says fing out if i am rlly dead at thestaion or something. and it has a song at the end. anyone know plz tell me i cnt find it

[coolox6]

can I haz ur iphone???

[DustinxEcstasy]

666,666 views?

[SexyShawty420]

@DustinxEcstasy lmao good time to view the vid

[superermac55]

phil do you have a deviantart?

[lachlanpriest]

@defrancophil I never could understand the urge to own them.

[luvableamba]

cute are you on facebook?

[NEWStickFightFilms]

Oh cool, where did you buy that fake gun? it looks cool and realistic. The fake guns I have dont look like real guns at all.

[ericsimaginaryfriend]

DO IT....................... jk ._.

[stvthebeaststar67]

i know the muffin man he freaks me out



[AandScorndog]

do you think we should blow up Japan to destoy Mio Motos plan to teach cats to drink their own pee and bomb nintendo of America ??????????????????????????????­???

[baflabies]

u know we hate u right?

[YTWhores]

Awwwwwww! You got my hopes up with the thumbnail, you tricky bastard.

[AlysonMalakian18]

Lol..I know this video is a year old..And,I may have left a comment on this video before,But..I can't remember,So,I'm just going to act like I didn't..Lol. Anyways,The biggest question about you that's always been on my mind:How would you react if you found out you were going to be a dad?

[ApollyonProductions]

please pull the trigger

[Samo1599]

can you do a backflip wile eating yogurt ?

[toomuch4u1vidz]

thumbs up if u clicked video because he had a gun to his head.

[bhabooshka]

@thestupendousgina watsup?

[lisaisabella1968]

LAME

[HALLAWEENBOY]

wtf

[PallidTempest]

So, Phil. Do you enjoy burning infants? Kicking puppies? Choking smurfs? Blowing up orphanages? Beating horses with a baseball bat? Well Phil, we're all waiting...

[Yistherewar]

WHY do you have a gun?

[tlswhdgjs]

@Yistherewar It's fake

[kronos251]

shit, i was expectin a suicide video.

[flamehour08]

@Teknopodz Shut up you fag advertiser.

[YOUNGMONEY191221]

your funny 2 man your vids look just like matts

[Poison343]

ur very cute i hope you know that and i love the song on ur face nice very nice well hmm thats it for now

[alexsimi11]

??????

[saeedsnne]

Why Do you have to be 16 to have sex and 18 to watch it ????? lol

[michaelshore1992]

phill what time is it and whats the weather like there?

[TheSoccerGaby]

y couldn't make a random vidio random things!!!!!!!!!!

[WunderDoob]

what's scary is, that was a real pistol. You can see that the slide is locked in the rearward position, which mean's it's incapable of firing.

[DaREDrobberZ]

How come you dont answer peoples questions? Especially in this video and.... ever.

[numberific]

jump down a building and film it

[ICanHearMyHandsRoar]

Where'd You Get The Gun? I Would Like To Know Since I Make My Own Movies And Its Difficult To Find A Prop Gun That Isnt A Spray Painted Squirt Gun Or A Swap Meet, Orange Circle At The End of The Barrel Toy.

[roseparknorteno14]

are you gay?

are you a bitch in disguise?

are you high or have ever gotten high?

[MrPsychoCB]

why do you cut in the middle of a sentence..........

[TheWeirdGuyIsHere]

@MrPsychoCB If he doesnt like what he said....he can go back to the other sentence and start from there =D...instead of starting ALLLL over again

[xboyer3]

Okay, I've got a question for you. For which reason did you start making videos like this? I don't you just said 'Hey, why wouldn't I make videos of myself talking to a camera for three to four minutes?'.

[MrDelincuente]

Your hair line look like vegeta's? LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!! 2...You look like a fuckin vat LMAOOOOOO....funny right...defects hehe...you so FUCKIN lame...

[u2vertigo10]

Enigma, you are SO right!

[stakoman]

lol

5 stars just for you weirdo hahaha

just kiding ^^

[poolparty97]

wow i hate these vids they get dumer and dumer!!

[brittanymichele91]

stfu noob.

[Usiema]

@poolparty97 dumer... DUMER... really? eh.. oh well. =/

[MrModdingTutorials]

pool party they get dumer and dumer every is he really the one that is dumer

[raquelle08]

you should put your dog in more vids

[aldo2k6]

do a barrel roll

[Usiema]

@aldo2k6 gtfo my tube =3

[BoyluvWOW]

Salad

[OfficialDjBigB]

very

[MorbidSlurpees]

NO.

[dobberca1]

July 29th is my birthday :)

[hunterprime]

do you know the muffin man phil? if so we may be related

[PivotPwnJitsu]

I like Jordanimes one

[TTproductions44]

@PivotPwnJitsu that was hilarious.

[KorlaPlankton]

Philip DeFranco is unemployable...

[lildrew201]

u are sooooooooooooo funny

[guns2flowers99]

what kinda music are you into

[W0wH0bbs]

Can i fuck your Girlfriend?

[killerdog245]

How many glasses can you balance on your head, stacked up onto each other.. whilst juggling..and playing the piano with your feet? i can manage 3.

[MrNerd325]

hey on a scale of 1-10 phil how nasty is 2 girls 1 cup? what was ur reaction? lmao

[kansasku101]

18. and a half.

[byrdlut]

check out the suzuki electic sharing coach it is wierd how its two cars in one.

[Tyme2Die]

do you beleive in goblins?

[Wahammy]

You don't people like the green gummy bears?

[lw734]

Would you tube disappear with out you?? Do you know Shane Dawson???

[oqueha]

no1 likes anyway...so do kill uor self...

[Zomger95]

do u believe in aliens and is ur gf that ur always talkin bout hot?

[310KP]

do you believe in goblins?

[MrCaptm]

the gun thing might have crossed the line. but the good to bad ratio of videos still earns u 5 stars.

YAY for DEFRANCO!

[sammailg1]

Im just curious bout how old u are..?

[xOBenzo92Ox]

@sammailg1

He's 23 atm.

24 on December 1st.

[xxSOADownloadxx]

What's your xbox gamer tag? I'll play u in hardcore hq in cod4.

[tommypatrick1]

Im from england but I love your videos.

[glenwoodfin]

YouTube would disappear and Meta Cafe would take over if they lost your vids.

[troyboy645]

hey do you enjoy doing these kickass videos

[shadowkid82]

NIce Gun!

[HypedFreak]

have u ever shaved ur pubic hair? .... lol

[imakitykawt]

you got my 5 stars for being a total weirdo! bravo

[FlameWarStarter]

whats your gamertag?

[udhdsi]

how does Ken find time for all those Barbies?

[dylanreichert]

How did you get so big on youtube? Like how did you start out first?

[jediunlimited1]

does you have a myspace

[nuzeb1993]

who are mp2907 and 7URKK and why are they so childish? :D

[rocklee770]

XD good shit man

[XxMagnumxRX]

they are people without lives......

[amchris66]

you have black eyes.. like a rat..

[CrawfishPie300]

Those are some cool stairs.

[MP2907]

who is .....7URKK ...why does he have a youtube account ....is the world gone crazy /...

[7URKK]

who is MP2907? why doesnt he go blow his dad? why doesnt he jump of a building cuz his life is worthless. why is he on youtube protecting sxephill? ohh my bad was dat ur boyfriend? and stop fuckin commentin me u internet gangsta get a fuckin life u fuckin bbitch GO SUCK A DIICK

[MP2907]

oh ,,7URKK dont compare me with your personal life dude its your problem if u like S.D and no im not going to jump of a building just just ur i dea but ooops!! i forgot ur a crazy mother F...

[7URKK]

suck a dick u faggot

[rocklee770]

lol way to be an ass...phil is awesome, u prolly just got sand in your vagina, here is a suggestion, go find a water bottle and wash yourself down there, you might not be as much of a stupid superficial dickhead that way...fuck you and have a nice day

[7URKK]

yh go lick his ass u fuckn bitch

[Josabeech]

I miss this hair :(

[iqasyamaguchi]

i heard u lyke mudkips?

[ratmummy5]

what color soxs am i wearing

[MrFreestuff123]

Did your mother drop you?

[iSiiNzZ]

what age are you ?

[topgun1126]

Your voice is really whiny and annoying.

[A7Xforevar95]

this dude's voice is wierd....who the fuck is he anyways?

[sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiper]

if infinity is a real number then what number comes right befour infinity?

[LoneEagle6348]

infinity - 1

[fpbologna]

hey phil, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[b1l1a1c1k1j1a1c1k1]

trick question the wood is poisened

[emmarules1]

what is your favorite thing in the whole world?

[metallicashredder1]

lol i was like WTF PHILS GONA KILL HIMSELF..... this is why i watch the entire video now

[gamertecno]

dus anyone like mondays?

[StyLaaY]

spak

[xxninjaxxalliexx]

hey phil, if you could live in one movie, what would it be?? and you can't choose The Dark Knight cuz thats way too easy

[Tangipony]

yo phil, if you had a change to change your name which would you choose?

[Gilgamesh142]

oo my b day :OO

[TheBadgirl1810]

lol ur soo funny!! i luv u

[360Kickflip180]

Who needs Newsday when you have Philip DeFranco!

:D

[anabluvsmusic]

Do you think stars are pretty?? :P

[EmyD8623]

I believe it works somewhat like google, in which advertisers pay you to post advertisements on your vids. Notice some of his vids have pop-up ads...

[avrilforever1]

HEY FAGGOT, WEAR MORE MAKE UP !!!!

hahaha girlfriend? you are such a faggot !!!!

[BigBearfromthe206]

This guy's funny. He talks a little too much, but he's funny.

[Nieccie]

It's a video, what is he going to do stare into the camera for 5 minutes?

[siegfred484]

show us your vagina lol joking, check out my page for rock videos thanks

[KittiesOnCatnip]

Do you believe in ghosts????? lol that's a really stupid question

[Hogzilla88]

What's your gamertag???

[SuperSpySquad]

Do you masterbate with your left hand, or your right?