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  • That was funny.

  • Great short. It makes Kill Bill seem tame.

  • Hehe, love when she's shaking her hair! Fucking old school.

  • : /

  • oh my god, i love it... two hot chicks beat the hell out of each other and it's gay... hit the nail on the head

  • gay

  • Worst

    Video

    EVER

  • Is this film made by Gay Jew productions or perhaps I am just reading that wrong :/

    Weird video.

  • um wow lol

  • tl;dw

  • Sonny told me the other day how everyone bashed us on here so I just checked it out-haha zach you're so angry, I must give you a hug! as for anyone who dissed the actors...um hello I'm positive none of us are actors. I just wanted to be in the film because it's hilarious and I knew it would be fun to make. Besides the film isn't about acting-it's about being sexy and kicking ass, which mission accomplished. Zach and Jake, I think you guys did a great job. Thumbs up to a STUDENT FILM!

  • nice work

  • Yo Jake, I'm proud of you, man! Keep up the good work. You've got tonos of talent-and fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!-- Mr. P.

  • I liked 'Ginger Loves You'! Good acting, nice camera work and the editing was definitly okay. Keep up the good work!

  • Ok, here goes my constructive criticism, take it how you want it. The intro dragged a bit much. It's good to set upthe character but maybe add more to the scene instead of staying in the bathroom. The music didnt have that exploit feel at all especially since the style of it changes throughout. The acting was fairly decent for a student film. The editing could have been a little tighter and the camera work needs the most improving. Other than that great idea.

  • Hey guys! I loved this when I heard the idea, I loved it when I saw it the first time, I loved it when I saw it in class, I loved it when I found it on Youtube!

  • P.S- This is Hilary by the way!

  • Yeah...just about every detail in this flick is intentional, especially the credits (if that was indeed what you were referring to)...thanks for the kind words everyone

  • I have my fingers crossed that it was unintentional, but I really liked the "cats". I had to quick-rewind it to make sure I saw it correctly.

  • HAHA i thought it was an interesting flick not without flaws obviously but being that it appears to be a school project more I find it strange people are putting it up to such scrutiny, you should keep in mind that the scorsese's and coppola's of the world had to start somewhere...

  • how anyone can watch this and see pretention is fucking beyond me

  • ps-- WE LOVE YOU RYAN!

  • you did seem to misunderstand...you can ALWAYS voice your opinion on this public medium...we always appreciate constructive comments that will help us grow as filmmakers...but you just bashed us like every other annonymous person on here...always always voice your opinion, just be nice about it...of course we want to know what you think but you dont need to be so fucking dramatic

  • Its Jason.

    Anyway, I am SO SORRY everyone.

    I really had no right to voice my opinion, on this public medium.

    I guess I misunderstood.

  • oh shit...i didnt mean to spam that...

  • Jake/Zach, this is Ryan Z:

    Look at this - the dream! Having strangers argue over your movie on the internet! I gotta get Joe Victory up here toot sweet! I want some of this!

    You know how I feel about the movie, fellas. Two thumbs up...Bethany's gash (if she's hot that is...have we got an answer on that one?)

  • You're not giving criticism. A criticism would be something specific like saying that the camera was sometimes too shakey. All you're saying is that you didn't like it. That's fine. I don't like coffee. Doesn't mean I run into Starbucks every day and call people idiots.

    I'd also like to know who this Bethany person is and if she's hot, or not.

  • You are right, the only criticism to take is the criticism that is overwhelmingly positive, as that is the ONLY way you can grow as a 'film maker'

    (I use that in the loosest way possible.)

  • yeah maybe if you were actually giving real criticism they'd appreciate it. instead you're just bashing the film. and like said before, for someone who doesn't like it, why are you spending so much of your energy on here being an ass? kind of sad if i do say so myself... and i do!

  • Bethany Kelley.

    Idiot.

    Zach's friend.

  • so...please dont call me an idiot...how would i know that you meant that particular bethany out of ALL the bethanys in the world... i dont see why you need to drag her name around...seems kinda like a shitty thing to do, youll risk her relationship with zac but you wont even tell us who you are? yeah...little shitty...but thats just what i think...

    im trying very hard to be nice but youre acting like such a....well...it doesnt really matter

  • It's straight forward storytelling with some neat action and a cute twist. It has some flaws that can be brought up in a non-antagonistic workshop environment. Of course this is to be expected of any film and obviously from film students who make films in order to learn. If you have a problem with the lighting for example then it's only helpful to the filmmakers if you elaborate on what the problem is.

    This is the only correct opinion. All other opinions are wrong.

  • thank you for writing something constructive...we appreciate it

  • yes, thank you awesome joe. not sure who this jvarner kid is, or this bethany, or why we should care what they think :-) we don't.

    we like awesome joe's opinion, and agree.

  • Im sorry, but Bethany agrees and so do 95 percent of people. I apologize from the deepest depths of my heart.

    Really

  • 95% of what people? i really like you. i want us to be friends...bethany too...is she hot?

    but seriously...id like to see your flick and see what amazing contributions to society youve made. id be the first to give you a hug and tell you it was amazing... really...i wanna be friends...

  • but i must say...for someone who hates our flick so much, you sure do talk about it alot...do you really like it but you feel like you shouldnt? its okay...we wont judge you...we like you...we wanna be friends...

    okay...goodnight mr varner...sweet sweet prince...

    (can we please be friends?)

  • Wait- What was the POINT of the movie?

    I guess that maybe I don't fall into the pseudo-intellectual, quasi-artistic demographic that you were trying to reach, but please, PLEASE Zachary, enlighten me.

  • hahaha, the point was just to make a stupid/gross movie that made us laugh. i like that you used pseudo-intellectual and quasi-artistic, because that's not us, and not who we were trying to entertain.

    we made ourselves, our friends, and our class laugh and get grossed out. that was our sole intention. every thing that you pointed out as 'bad' (acting, lighting, cheesy overdone sfx) was all very intentional.

  • Look- just wondering.

    Contact me for further payment details, as I wont always save your ass for free.

    And I'm sorry, you shouldnt have to accept criticism for a movie you put online.

  • hahaha, it's ok- we're amused by criticism! that's why we posted it.

    you clearly missed the point of the movie, but that's ok. it was never meant to please the majority of people.

    and yeah, tampons do look like that. it was a well-researched prop. it was slightly over-expanded, but we were going for over the top ;)

  • -It also seemed to be demeaning to women, as well as having lighting that could be called substandard at best.-

    -Do tampons really come out in the shape of a spatula, or was it just the actress who had a vagina shaped like one?

  • Well fine, maybe I should just be an outside consultant to help YOU make movies.

    -The editing was sloppy, the sound effects were like one of those Batman cartoons with Adam West, and I am surprised there were no thought bubbles with words like BAM and WHAP in them, followed by 13 exclamation points.

  • wow...just...wow...if only you could put that awesome comment writing energy into making your own movie...youd win awards

  • Good music though.

  • Allright, Now, Zach.

    Heres the thing.

    That was sort of like watching 10,000 puppies get half-drowned in acid and then rescued, only to get set on fire. And then raped.

    Who is that girl?

    I have seen better acting in a hospital, with coma patients. That would be the nicest way for me to put it.

    Cliched, contrived, and ridiculous.

  • i thought those first 2 minutes were fantastic. The music choice throughout was spot on, it has it's faults but beggining has a lot of charm

    I'd love to know what programs were used to make this if anyone knows

  • we put this together with avid pro editing software and did the mix on pro tools.

    it was shot on 16mm kodak film on a bolex.

  • Even pornos have better quality actors and directing than that abomination.

    I will now have to kill myself.

  • to quote the simpsons "less chat, more splat".... get it over with, we're bored of you

  • Not bad for a class project. I don't think people realize the kind of effort that goes into making even a short film like that. I thought it was pretty good.

  • wait...why am i killing myself? and my perscription ran out that day... i'm super..duper serial

  • Ok I take back what I said before.

    Anyone involved in this should just kill themselves.

    This is awful.

  • Your cameraman needs more Ritalin.

    Seriously

  • Boring. 1:09 of putting on make up. ZZZZzzzzzzzz

  • hey, after that it gets good. a little patients, kids.

  • dude great vid, the tampon bit was sick and very smart, love the ending.

  • It was ok, but i expected something better...

  • oo i like this guy...

  • Hahaha, me too. Someone clearly doesn't get it...

    ;-)

  • Oh, and BOO!! again for saying that it's awesome when it's not. And she can't act! And what is with the music?

  • yay for ginger!

  • Boo!

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