Lolcron Dance

[GeneralSturnn]

in Loller 40,000 you have:

LOLCrons

WTF Chaos?!

OMG Tyranids!

LMAO Eldar!

ROFL Orks!

FTW Gray Knights

1337 Marines

[NukeSocks]

@GeneralSturnn You forgot the Bolter Bitches, the Space Commies and the Flashlight Brigade.

[MrGraykin]

well oiled joints to move that quickly for a necron eh lads n ladies :P

[YoruTaro]

Seems like they heard about their new codex

[magmos]

@YoruTaro If that's the case they haven't heard that Mat Ward is writing it.

[inq101]

In the grim darkness of the far future there is only DANCE !OFFS

[CubeRootOowin]

LOL it would be funny if an army of guys doing this with expressionless faces came at you doing this with the background music

[darkadrien14]

this music is " La danse des canards", a very old french music, for little cotage party with just old person and not a single person younger than 65 years old.

VIVE LA FRANCE LOL

[redbake]

That the first time I've seen a necron warrior move that fast.

[infintry2]

looks like someones excited about passing his WBB role

[lotsodakka]

Kill! Maim! Burn! Ki... oh whats the use -_-

[thedoom523]

I want this in a gif saying haters gonna hate or come at me bro.

[Eros983]

this is what they plan on doing when all life is excecuted

all day

24/7

no stopping

for all eternity

[ihazzrecon]

@Eros983 amazing lol

[Musikkingofthecookie]

@Eros983 If thats true, im not sure i have anything against them winning :D

[MarshallRoxxx]

actually this dance is all they can do in 5th ed...

[frederikIII]

ahh this must be the infamous Necron victory dance

[42amphib]

.... i just died in over laughter ..... ow

[ARViuff]

My eyes... they burne!

[operationkilled]

How Davian Thule Defeat the Necron on Kronus?

He Moonwalk all the way to the base of the Necron and JUST planted a bomb there and moonwalk his way out...



[RaawHax]

@operationkilled Davian Thule actually lost his eye to the necron lord during the assault on Thur'abis Plateau :P

Michael jackson thought the party was open but got turned away so he dressed up as the necron lord of Kronus and tore out Thules eye in rage of him copying lol o.o

[ChoppaBaka]

You should do the Thriller dance next! :D

[eyeaboveall]

I guess this explains what happens to Necrons who don't survive the long sleep quite all there, (reading Fall of Damnos)

[Kshatriya89]

You'd probably have to throw a lot of leadership tests when facing the horror of a lolcron army!

[kingroflcopter005]

oh...imagine how terrifying it would be to see an army heading toward's you doing this!

[massacrejustin123]

@kingroflcopter005 I think I would cry xD

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

@kingroflcopter005

Its thriller....

THRILLER NIGHT

[Zapinc9]

21 people just got served

[TheSkouge]

KEEP IT UP NOISE MARINES WE JUST NEED 15 MORE MINS

[levipwndHD]

im um... ff

[kanesvision56]

*as a Chaos Lord*: Umm... well... this, ahh... Hmmm... *Looks at Havoc Squad* Shoot it... NOW!

[DiamondbackGunner]

21 people turned to chaos and disliked

[tommycat1993]

anyone know the name of the song

[TheScareynerd]

@tommycat1993 Birdie song, isn't it?

[TechUnadept]

@tommycat1993 Chicken Dance

[tommycat1993]

@TechUnadept thanks a lot,buddy

[kerde1995]

POP imdeadofawsome

[Ramanoser]

Mah min' just implodad! need a doc' boy fas'!

[alteredchild]

@jediraslan13

lol random, and no thanks i have the games but i prefer table top :)

[alteredchild]

@jediraslan13

lol random, and no thanks i have the games but i prefer table top :)

[cooler3737]

ROFLMAO!!!! xDDDDDDDDDD

[XxXGunMonkeyXxX]

HERESY!

[jediraslan13]

@XxXGunMonkeyXxX MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!!

[alteredchild]

@jediraslan13

LOLOL that is the best joke i have heard of khorne/corn before! :D

[Matiasek]

Well... After watching this video I started to like Necrons.

[kwmkc13]

"SUFFER NOT THE ALIEN!" >=O

[Sandblaze1]

Do necrons count as xenos? Because technacly there not biological, there just terminators on meth.

[Sandblaze1]

Good at Genoside. Bad at dancing. Who knew?

[alteredchild]

@Sandblaze1

me >_>



[ParaFenrir]

I approve of the new Warrior models.... maybe carrameling will come next model :D

[MyBruteShot]

@paranoiddude MK 4 is Maximus! lol.

[nickp1999]

18 heretics were raped by wraiths =-]

[101darksamus]

and the emperor was finaly scared of the necrons

[PredalienatorX]

purge this xenos filth.....

[sethstorm]

hahahahaha i will never look at my buddies necron army the same way again lol all fear i might have had just flew out the window XD

[coolish101]

So I guess this is what Necrons will do when they wipe out all life in the universe? Or is he a defect?

[Tyralyania]

@coolish101

It's probably what they do to get their enemies laughing so hard that they cannot defend themselves. They either laugh themselves to death or are crying so hard from the laughter that they cannot see the Necrons any longer.

[Ithirid]

@Tyralyania well thats clearly how The Old Ones got killed by them ¬_¬

[caspian1993]

Saturday Necron fever?

[gojira4444]

To destroy the Chaos Gods all you must do is show them this video. Their heads would explode with pure laughter. Problem solved.

[paranoidude]

There is no peace.

There is only war.

So I shake my MK 4 Aquila Pattern Power Armour.

[runepr135t]

roflmfao! This is SO wrong in SO many levels you can't help laughing X'D

[SwornEnemy08]

looks like a necron warrior landed a pretty good headshot!

[TheLemonProductions]

Oh Lord... GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!

[ImperialArmour]

this one looks fatter than a regular necron.

[Kheonn]

Lol...cron xDDD

[inarisarp]

This is techmarines do when they hack the necron lord.

[spectra747]

16 people play necrons

[HellBase1]

@spectra747 how is this an insult ?

[theredscar]

Michael Jackson came back as a necron

[ristar600]

okay, im switching to necrons just because of this.

[capstiggles222]

i got arrested for abusing the replay button

[GERMANWARL0RD]

Im the first to comment on this If you doubt me I have the chronometron to prove it !

[Vigorith]

@GERMANWARL0RD

I believe you.

[godzilla014]

*pounces lolcron* SARGE CAN WE KEEP HIM PLEEEEASE!?

[snagathefilthy433]

What is this I don't even.

[joshuapack1]

lol

[wolfofgoldxx]

wtf that is the funniest thing ive ever seen a necron do

[Araxdino]

Wow! Necrons can dance! xD

[caos1925]

i was hoping it would do the robot

[TheSanguineVixen]

Looks like someones had their Kron-O's this morning XD

[McBoothie94]

just be glad theyre not singing

[buffalosiam]

when Necron bored of being silent army they start danceing

[Frday101]

lolololololololcron

[hisholyinquisition]

What is this HAXX?

[ShrougerNite]

Get. Out. Of. My. Head. *Shoots self with boltgun

[hutchy1k94]

I've lost every kind of fear I had for the necrons because of this video! XD

[Blackivar]

now ive seen everything lol

[Griffobot]

hahahahahahahahaha

[al6954]

BRILLIANT!!!

MOAR!!!

[lumpyfishful]

what do you think the necrons do under there base just sleep?

[Paskakatiska]

@lumpyfishful They`re offline. yet they are metal husks with imprisoned soul. that why they can`t be destroyed.

[Japaneseanimeguy]

@lumpyfishful Pretty much. They don't even dream far as I know. Just stand there motionless until they are woken up to kill all life in a system.

[CJ1209]

@Japaneseanimeguy tho i think when they sleep they dream about this

[ravenard]

@lumpyfishful nightbringer : yo guys, It's party time!!

necrons: let's dance boss!

[MrPJstahl]

@lumpyfishful nope they do this lol

[xSpartan122x]

NECRONFEST!

[TheReapergod36]

Great another incredibly uber thing to add to my necron army the C'tan gods will be pleased

[StotikMindshok]

So THIS is what that faggot does when he's not drawing stuff.

[pima0047]

this is why the living hates necrons

[SanguiniusReborn]

It's round about now that we call in the Exterminatus, WHERE'S THAT DAMNED INQUISITOR WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!?!

[Recon8000]

BURN IT WITH FIRE

[lolbucketman]

So much win.

[Elneco1]

this is why the Eldar wanted to destroy them. Because they dance better!

[Lemt]

ALL SYSTEMS (dys)FUNCTIONAL

[MikuMech]

This is what the Necrons will do if they manage to break free of their enslavement brought upon by the C'Tan.

[allaria8700]

Lmao XD I love it :D Looks like he's had his Weetabix...or too many Kron-o's...

[MrGingerMassive]

hhahaha that's and "XD" moment.

[watchingfrom92]

Just imagine a thousand of those walking at you, then they suddenly throw down their weapons, and do this. they would win by default, nothing the enemy has can beat it

[gamma2142]

They finally figured out that they cant beat Space Marines, but with all that bulky armour they can get served easily!

[Warlordalexi]

No wonder they conquer the galaxy so fast, if people lie on the ground laughing...

[Ozuma11]

I'm not sure if to laugh or cry at this, I mean I started with this army thinking it was cool but now look what its become TT^TT (^_^) -_-

[Hunkyfish20]

The Killing move of the C'tan

[AgentSapphire]

shake dat ass!

[AVProck123]

0_o that is the scariest thing i have seen in my entire life

[niceonegunit]

Wow,If i was a tau commander,i would run from THAT for sure :O

[Kilaknux]

Great, even the Necrons can dance better than me :P.

[keah666666]

@Kilaknux XD ROFL

[mayhem380]

I wonder how they payed for the lessons...

[silentsword18]

@mayhem380 they acquire acquisition points

[xXxDarkAdeptusxXx]

its a new necron units, the lolzcrontyr.

[MICHAE40]

its a little dance

[freakymoejoe2]

RUN AWAY BOYZ!!!!! ARGH ME EYZ!!!!

[godboy114]

Where are my spess mehreens?!

[hakuzoable]

what. . . the . . . fuck

[DevilBirdProductions]

If I get a Necron army, I'm going to remove the Gauss guns, and pose all of my Necrons like in this video. Various Necrons shall be in various stages of this dance. :D

[EnteruserIDhere1]

@DevilBirdProductions ZAWMG DANCE ATTACK!

[0C0dy0]

So THIS is the C'tan's plan of 60 million years..

It's clear to me how they destroyed the Old ones.. :(

[chemoman1]

Emperor´s chosen! shoot this blsphemous...thing! before our chapter chokes in laughter!

[AgentSapphire]

oh lolcron *facepalm* thats it! I'm calling Lady Inquisitor! No cookie for you! I swear! You'll get locked in a room with that annoying cultist girl if this keeps up!

[12forsaken]

thats their new recurection dance

[DevilBirdProductions]

@12forsaken *resurrection

[12forsaken]

@DevilBirdProductions ty

[Phlippieskezer]

Lol... Can you imagine an ENTIRE army of Necrons doing this? xD

[WhiteStormie76]

it's doing one of them crazy taboo rain dances... :D

[matejoto]

The new superior weapon of the Necrons..... all of their enemies will die.... from laughing....

[BOBL1N]

You do know.. That when the Emperor dreams. He dreams of this. Only this. All the time. All he wants to do is make it stop. He just wants it to stop. It doesn't. It goes on and on. He tried to bribe the Necrons with Eldar women. But no. No negotiation. Just dancing. Just dancing. So his hordes of Space marines try to hunt for the source night an day. But no. It's all in his head. All in the Emperor's head.

[firelord699]

@BOBL1N with the emperor, he does no need to compromise and bribe. The only bribe he would ever do is to bribe them to die with 300 trillion bolters and chain-swords.

[emniko91]

@BOBL1N If that is in his head all the time-the Imperium is DooMeD :D

[MrGhostly12321]

@BOBL1N That's propably the funniest thing I've ever heard

[DevilBirdProductions]

@BOBL1N The emperor would know how to get Eldar women, wouldn't he?

[kaptnk967]

@BOBL1N OMG MOTHAFUCKA THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL

[ArminTheGman]

@BOBL1N

DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR !

btw i wan sum o' those eldar you tried to bribe with :O

[theguywhoannoysme]

@ArminTheGman Eldar females tend to be automatically hot. If they FAILED to work, you DON'T want them.

[AcAinslie]

@ArminTheGman nope only for those who are loyal to the emperor :P shucks eh :P

[ArminTheGman]

@AcAinslie

I Pledge my legion to the emperor in return for a life suply of eldar !

[AcAinslie]

@ArminTheGman Very well we will put it to the Administratum and in a few hundred years they should get back to you with your eldar women, because the administratum as you may know does operate much like the voguns

from HHGTG. and they must follow almost the same method for there paper work. we thank you for you pledge and patients, your call is important to us *hold music* repeat message :P

[ArminTheGman]

@AcAinslie

Aww fuck this then im joining the chaos ranks they ensure me some eldar ass right away :D

[The99thLegion]

@BOBL1N

 ROFL!!!! so true!

[Stephline13]

...Raver TechPriests.

Admit it, it'd be awesome.

[donlovedog]

Necrons can dance?! The imperium is doomed.....

[midgerm]

OMG ITS A SHUFFALING NECRON

GET THE CARAMELL DANCING SPECE MARONS

[FlankerX]

Man, They could dance forever

[khatholic]

not only have you been gauss rifle'd to death... you have also been served.

[SithDarthMax]

Somehow this makes perfect sense. Done to distract IG?

[johno428]

this is wierd and kind of funny

[Beriorn]

His moves are powerful. Luckily, we have the might of the venerated Brother Travolta. After his near-fatal heroics during the Psychlo purge, he was entombed into one of his Chapter's mighty Dreadnoughts. Even after his life, he serves with his brothers of the Disco Marines.

Even in death, you will be served.

[Just2Comment789]

That would be his victory dance hahaha

Soldier: "HOLY SH*T NECRON GOT MOVES WERE FRIGGN SCREWED!!!!"

[tehs3raph1m]

only the noise marines survived the onslaught...

[KLNBKiev]

Besides death, they have mastered dance.

Can't wait for the Necron Lord tecktonik!

[dumbasspauldentonkin]

Dance of Universal apocolyptic death.

[SatanOfRock666]

This is there "We just pwnd yo ass!" dance

Imagine, the trooper next to you gets killed, then they do this! Wouldn't you run?

And there is a tomb spider with a trombone

AND they do the robot and the moonwalk towards you

[Alpharius93]

HERESY!!!

[TheHazza18]

lol!!!!!!!!!

[MiniWarGamingUK]

omg the necrons learned phsycological warfare

[MiniWarGamingUK]

omg the necrons learned phsycological warfare

[jiggaberryhazejr]

sup my /tg/

[clickIT95]

So this was the C'Tan evil plan....well its to late for us now

[danielkonradkrupa]

lol hahahahaha

[MadLarKin90]

LOL maria jesus y su acordeon

[Homepie]

Up next, Warlord Ghazghkull does a pitch-perfect version of Frankie Valli's "Can't Take My Eyes Off You"!

[Mandemon1990]

WHAT HERESY IS THIS!?

[splashie777]

this song is enough to kill any one......

[sharki9876]

he has the moves of a thousand damned souls

[DehnusNorder]

Now that would be one hell of a victory dance for your Necron army lol. I would so want this while playing Necron in Say Dawn of War Soul Storm Multiplayer :D.

[quddusbaik]

i never see necron dance like that.because they just acient machine.consumed life anything

[Dark1H8ER]

WHAT HERESY IS THIS!?!?

[DehnusNorder]

@Dark1H8ER A Necron Unit having found the Emperor's long lost Venerated Music Collection on his planet :).

[SteveElOtaku]

Jeez, I know 5th edition had nerfed Necrons, but I didn't think this badly....