Billy Connolly - His wife in the bathroom

[Animalcrossing95]

the miming that Billy did was just epic! XD

[godofwarfan323]

i love the way he moves his arm when he says " brushes of every f*cking size".

[rclere1]

Could you imagine being married to this guy???? damn!

[mactavishc]

I'm googling this fuckin tour now I know the name. Fuckin hysterical.

[pcrvg0808]

Women need their beauty , men have character .....

[nelsoncarmo26]

This makes me laugh everytime.

[classictvguy1]

I love Billy Connolly, but the title is misleading. I was expecting him to make vulgar jokes about his wife taking a shit.

[SovereignBeing]

funnies thing is all these products make you age, they have sodium lauryl sulphates, parabens and fluoride and a whole load of chemical carcinogens that all accumulate in your organs and kill u slowly,.. No one reads the label or finds out what those chemical names of 25 letters really mean.. they trust estee lauder or max factor with their health, thats the funniest thing.. !

[jrcoley1993]

Over on my side. There's a glass with a fuckin toothbrush in it!

[alocohc]

one of the wisest men who ever lived.

[Hoganply]

Which one of his stand up performances is this?

[24Squall]

I don't think i've ever heard the words cotton wool so much in such a short space of time. Also i don't think i have ever laughed this hard either

[jdenoyon]

LOL The eyelash curler description cracked me up! I personally think of it as a torture device!!! (Ditched mine years ago!) I do the makeup thing ~maybe~ once every year or two...

[SuprSaiyanRockr]

Have to wonder what's wrong with the world if a woman thinks that she needs that much stuff to look good :P

Make-up companies must be playing on insecurities, like the US medical industry, or something.

[Angus333McBride]

IS THIS SERIUSE??? 1 FUCKING VOTE DISLIKE??? THAT MUST BE A FUCKING ACCIDENT!!!

[halfdogderek]

between my shower and sink:

Soap (same bar for showering and hand washing), Shampoo, tooth brush, toothpaste and a razor (not even shave cream or after shave)

[InfinityDz]

@halfdogderek It's the first time in my life I have an after shave, and guess what, it's a woman that bought it for me

[AshLuvsJonnyStew]

LMAO I'm a woman and all I have in the way of product is moisturizer and smoothing serum for my (F-R-I-Z-Z-Y) hair. I don't have any makeup and just one bottle of smelly good spray stuff. I do however have lots of nail polish cuz I like my nails to be FUNKY. But my mother has sooooo much shit everywhere it's MADDENING!!!!

[shcnoozlebop]

for me it's just my shampoo + conditioner, hairbrush, and my moisturiser... my stepmum's niece came round to stay for a week, because she doesn't actually live in the same state, she brought shitloads of skincare stuff - i'd never seen the bathroom sink bench covered in so many bottles.

[Faramirel]

I am female. And I have never fucking understood all that stuff. I also have just a toothbrush. And a shampoo bottle and a hairbrush, becouse I would soon be burried in my own hair otherwise, but that's pretty much it. And girls/women have tried to explain it to me, but I just... "what the fuck? It doesn't even help you!" But no one EVER understands my objections! I'm just like "I LIKE me. As I AM!" And the answer to that is always "HUH!?" I guess it's POTENTIAL again. Fucking stupid.

[jdenoyon]

@Faramirel I hate it when people have so much makeup on that they look plastic! I'd much rather go bare faced, and do, even though I get a butterfly rash if I don't use enough sunscreen! (I get strange looks sometimes from people who don't know me, but if the butterfly rash isn't severe, I ~don't~ cover it!) If you look good, why bother with all that goop??? ~40+ and still trying to understand the why some people think makeup is required~ Beauty... doesn't come from a bottle!

[Faramirel]

@jdenoyon So true.

[ophelia0thy0mermaid]

There you go girls.. guys dont like all that! They would rather you were less made up and natural!!!

[starberrydust]

XD no toothpaste billy?

[Tapecutter59]

"Sausages and women - if you want to enjoy the experience, never observe the preparation." - Oscar Wilde.

[laplandlad]

@Tapecutter59 Don't know why Wilde would have said that, since he was gay.

[Tapecutter59]

@laplandlad The line comes from his play "Lady Winderemere's Fan". Not that his sexual orientation has any bearing on his capacity for wit but technically Wilde was bi-sexual

[LuluOfStarCommand]

What tour is this from? I would like to see it all in one piece instead of chasing it all over you tube

[TheAimeeFraySmith]

@LuluOfStarCommand It's from the tour 'Was it something I said' :)

[lewars1912]

@LuluOfStarCommand Chasing it all over youtube will keep you fit.

[stormthelantern]

I don't understand all those products. I get by with a handful of things, there's no need to buy all that crap, it's just advertising and the beauty industry trying to make women feel ugly so they'll buy it all.

[TheFlicka28]

I'm a woman and i have to admit, he is spot on here. I too have hundreds of products and hubby has a toothbrush and a razor.

[foxylady6688]

hahahah go on billy only billy sums things up like this..

[fairydreamforestFDF]

Brilliant! Thanks for the laughs!

[AustralianHPfan]

omg i havent watched this one before!!! i love this man

this is so funny!! haha he's right we women spend too much on products lol

[NiwdogRolyat]

@AustralianHPfan this man is so amazing, he can make, WOMEN, own up to their flaws. Thats pretty damn respectable.

[GriseldaLoL2008]

one of my fave bits xD

[KungfuCow5]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­!

[000nour000]

LMAO!!!!!