# 112 - *Soft Spoken* Paradise Island Massage & Sleep Relaxation

[EBenz315]

Almost a year later and I still am in love with this video.

[CrazyStraz13]

bahahaha! everyone turn in captions if you can! it's hilarious :D

[Fatboi2103]

you need a drink called Island dream, it's non alcoholic and it's like a juice mixed with ice cream.

try adding a touch of calua or father oleary's

[DallasRObrien]

love your voice. very relaxing. your very good, i normally don't like this kind of thing, but i love yours.

[Rtorralba5]

I had this thing on all nite while I was sleeping lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[merciasound]

i slep-walked to the drinks cabinet and woke to a disgusting combination of tia maria and creme de menthe............

[djwilko7]

ahhh her s's piss me off theres about 20 in the first minute and the one at 40 secs hurt my ears, but i stilll fell asleep

[gulparviz]

i liked it a lot.

[SheisseFicken]

I will probably be out within a half hour. there better not be any subliminal messages towards the end...

[Madness6600]

Omg I had insomnia and tried everything,but 30mins of this and I was concked out :)

[Madness6600]

@SuperMegaCoolio I know and it's so hard to keep a straight face

[TheLacigam]

Its good wen u want to sleep but at the day time its good for laughing XD

[freebird128]

i like hearing about the drinks the most

[desciferizer]

Cant...stay...awakjewpghpernv1­p4jfkqfnifwqdnvd

[rutgersmike]

this is amazing.. great job young lady

[SuperNitroNinja]

You shall never want to leave MUHAHAHAHAHAHA......

[BraDRoBBo]

I fucking love you. I'm doing an oil painting in the style of Bob Ross whilst listening to you, I'm using surreal colours however.

So. Fucking. Relaxing. I'll show you when its done if you would like?

[adoorableknobs]

How am I paying for all this?

[SuperMegaCoolio]

I feel like this is a one sided conversation...

[TaUxDeMonZ2]

This is seriously upsetting your voice is loud i can hear you open and close you mouth and a damn creepy wistle to is like nails on a chalk board. Sorry but didnt help at all damn you google for telling me this.

[sarahbaker90]

Stop saying its creepy assholes. Its my favorite video by far

[TheAaron3dg]

I have GOT to stop listening to these at work!

[peterganna]

I havent sleept good the last two days I hope you will help me get a good sleep I'll post later if u did :)

[pedacodebosta]

You pronounced cachaça wrong :o

but I love you anyway, regrads from brazil

[RebirthWoWGuild]

Happy new year, I still remember this vid in my sub-box for some reason.

[MrPapamoon]

another awesome vid thank you, really like the water sounds

[snoopiful1]

This creeped me out ..

[neonmadman94]

Wow! Got me to sleep when ambien didn't work. This is so tranquil & creative .

[JacobCain86]

CREEPY!!!

[AnonymousRelaxation]

This reminds me of our family vacation to florida a while back :o) very relaxing and creative. You're definately an inspiration! xo

[TheAlphaShadows]

@NeonGlassesGirly agreed.

[NeonGlassesGirly]

Please do portal 2 :) I loved your first portal video!

[MusicalBean97]

this was uploaded on my birthday ;3

[1376gremlin]

20 people were still awake at the end of this video.

[yanksrulemetssuck27]

You are so cute!!!

Very relaxing video!! Please keep them coming. ;-)

[brazilianwhisper]

Ohh, caipirinha! I love it! =)

[sharksexpert]

That's scary and soothing at the same time

[SomeBlokeLol]

..............

Take about five dozen eggs, start puttin' 'em in a BOWL. MIX the FUCK outta them, and what d'ya get?! PEEEEENIIIS

I subscribed btw

[SomeBlokeLol]

This makes me want to move the hell out of the UK and start a new life, wherever the picture is, that's where the new life will be. I mean, even if I'm working as a shitty kitchen porter or a toilet cleaner to live there, I'd still have a better life just for living there.

[LethallyEpic15]

Wat is ur accent i like how when theres a th sound u just say the tv

[ninjanick369]

@LethallyEpic15 she is originally Turkish but she said in a video that she learned English in american schools but she currently lives in the UK so some of her words are more... British in pronounced form...I know i seem stalker like but she is the reason i can sleep at night x-x

[Torejansson]

Please live at my house ;)

[nfelder29]

THIS IS TOO WEIRRRRRDDDDDDDD

[LouiseKateLove]

Have never stayed awake til the end of this video. The best whisper I've ever found on here!

[viperrcm0214]

Can't make it to the end of this.

[allineedisguts]

Her voice freaks me out!!

[BlackBeltKid94]

Lol... kepts reminding me of Fluttershy

[45yourmother67]

@BlackBeltKid94 I WILL ADRESS YOU IN THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE. THIS HOWEVER IS 20% MORE RELAXING.

[BlackBeltKid94]

@45yourmother67 Pure win.

[adoorableknobs]

@45yourmother67 HAHAHAHAHA

clopclop? 

[MrDreamblade]

Bilbo's song makes all your videos like a jilliondy times better.

[thehungrynunusvids]

Try not to fall asleep!!

[freezedriedeggs]

I just listened to the whole thing.

[NateSeale15]

my asmr is off the charts

[puddlemonster84]

9:27 apple juice has never tasted so good...

[aaronw110]

i wanna get drunk now



[clouddancerfly]

if you're as beautiful as your voice, milady, the island and the massage are indeed paradises! just send directions and i'll be sailing my yacht to your shore. I agree wholeheartedly about listening to the descriptions of the drinks...whew! Neil, you're just toooo gross re crabs. they couldn't exist on the same island as this lovely miss.

[clouddancerfly]

if you're as beautiful as your voice, baby, the island and the massage are indeed paradises! just send directions and i'll be sailing my yacht to your shore.

[chamuda610]

Love!!!

[bazingabitch6111]

I love you I love you I love you my boyfriend recently broke up with me and your videos are the only thing that help me sleep keep doing what you do!!!!

[neilyoungtherealone]

i got crabs off that beach

[desicatz]

this video is soooooo soothing that it makes my skin break out in goose bumps.

[stejaywild15]

Pure audio-gasm

[BobbaBobzy]

@alexmeify I think it's a Turkish accent, she has Turkish heritage, but then I think she has more different heritage too :3

[alexmeify]

@BobbaBobzy Whatever it is, it's awesome :)

[Cherryade12]

Fall asleep every time!great video x

[alexmeify]

Love the drinks description, i keep restarting that bit as it makes me just drift into a euphoric state :) you've probably answered this two million times already but may i ask your accent as it is beautiful :) thank you for your time and effort! x

[TheParanoidWhisper]

0:58 and 1:10 Sounds SOOOOO Ominous.... reminds me of something that would be said in a scooby doo movie

[kenroy916]

@TheParanoidWhisper ZZoinks!!

[thekillerrox123]

@TheParanoidWhisper huh? how?

[neilyoungtherealone]

she sounds like barry white.

[neilyoungtherealone]

i just foung scabs. damn, notagain

[JonShank1]

Bife's a leach... dang! Got it wrong.

[neilyoungtherealone]

life's a beach

[gamershe17]

You are definitely my favorite soft-speaker!

[bundangviking]

These are a blessing! Thank You!



[roisinthemachine]

@njdevilchild i was jus thinkin that "Bastian!"

[njdevilchild]

@roisinthemachine haha yes!!!!!

[njdevilchild]

GOD!!! Does she NOT sound like the nameless princess in Never Ending Story!?

[getodachoppa1]

@njdevilchild I was going to type that before I read your message!

[RebirthWoWGuild]

Oh wow Crystal 100k+ views, grats!

[crazymandavy]

Faaaaantastic, and the image is a perfect accompaniment!

[ilovevivi408]

So relaxing thank you for posting a great video : ] instant subscribe.

[prayingxforxxlove]

How are you sooooo good at making these videos?? it really amazes me. I can't believe how awesome all of your videos are!

[neilyoungtherealone]

u like get n rick rolled

[BobbaBobzy]

@streetjumperlover Hmm, fair dos, that reminds me of this revelation, everyone could see colours differently and we'll never know the difference,that really made me think

[BobbaBobzy]

Ohohohhh, I laaaahv trolls

[MrOrygynal1]

Lespaulloooooooooooser shut your face and enjoy this hot little skank finger herself!!!

[neilyoungtherealone]

@MrOrygynal1 man take them balls out yo mouth.lol!! such an ass

[MrOrygynal1]

My mom is in a wheelchair!! And i pushed the bitch in the lake! Now what?

[MADdrummer971]

@MrOrygynal1 WTF?¿

[neilyoungtherealone]

@MrOrygynal1 i know what u mean. somtimes pushing a wheel chair loaded with ur mom in a lake is the only thing that makes the day bearable

[SKILLEDxASSASSIN]

@BobbaBobzy becuz it is different from what he is used to seeing.

[moroney1]

@SKILLEDxASSASSIN How do we know his new vision is still the same as everyone elses?

[BobbaBobzy]

@streetjumperlover If you'd been colour blind before and you woke up and saw normal 'colour' how would you know the difference or if it was how everyone else sees? -.-

[streetjumperlover]

@BobbaBobzy wat else would it be i honestlly dont know but i have a hunch that it is why would it take me to colors that arent acceratre but really i dont no im still learning my colors

[100p3y]

The beginning made me think. "Are you trying to say your gonna not let me leave o.o?"

[streetjumperlover]

i was color blind win this video put me to sleep win i woke up i could see color im not joking i love u whisper crystal!!!!!!

[yanksrulemetssuck27]

This is really beautiful!! Enjoyed every minute of this video.

[JonShank1]

@yanksrulemetssuck27 - Completely agree with you.

[JonShank1]

Truce, people... sorry if I overreacted... I just like the video, that's all.

[JonShank1]

Truce, people... I just like the video... maybe I overreacted...

[JonShank1]

@korg220 - it's 'loser' not 'looser'. Kinda helps your point when you don't look illiterate. And again, I am really sorry that people's feelings were hurt by my post...

[JonShank1]

Not trying to be a tough guy... just have a difficult time with clowns who do their 6th rate comedy routines to belittle other people, which is EXACTLY what slick094 was doing... sorry of I hurt her feelings.

[yanksrulemetssuck27]

That was absolutely breathtakingly beautiful! :)

[lisacontrell]

whats up with this shank guy insulting slick? he must know him, why else would he yank his own chain over somthing thats is none of his concern. youtube is full of assholes i guess. i thought slicks comment was funny but maybe im a retard also.

[Nicodemus861]

@lisacontrell maybe he gets off on insulting the mentally challenged. they cant give it back. u know, so he feels superior or something. it sure made him look cool. i bet he is a real bad ass.

[korg220]

@Nicodemus861 lol! yeah like he is one of those type of bad asses that pick on a kid in a wheel chair. i bet he still wets the bed. thumbs up!

[fisterbooty]

@korg220 lol. in a wheelchair!!? man this guy is a real dick!

[thebuddyford]

@Nicodemus861 real tough guy he is!! maybe he is just alot smarter than most people are.

[fisterbooty]

@Nicodemus861 i have known guys like that my entire life. they act tough and try to show other people that they are funny by insulting others who cant take up for themselves. they always gotta be center of attention,... like bye bye wave.. time to go... perfect example

[korg220]

@lisacontrell he insulted neil young too. neil was prolly just fooling around , he sure didnt insult anyone. but maybe im a mentally-challenged clown too. bye bye.. wave... what a looser

[thebuddyford]

@korg220 thats the problem with calling someone a retard on youtube when you dont know them. they mite actually be and dont understand why some tough guy is picking on them.

[neilyoungtherealone]

@korg220 what do u know!! he is tough and educated. sure wish i culd spel like that. i bet he won the spelin bee.

[thebuddyford]

@lisacontrell your really pretty. and im not a tough guy asshole like the other one.lol

[fisterbooty]

@thebuddyford smooth move buddy.

[fisterbooty]

@lisacontrell lmfao!! maybe im a retard too. hell, we all are!! except the tough guy.lol

[lespauluser001]

@fisterbooty hell yes man! we are all clowns so deal with it mister shank, tough guy!

[fisterbooty]

@lisacontrell check out his other comments on his channel. its all the same. insults, trash talk, tough guy attitude.

[lespauluser001]

@lisacontrell i hated when tough guys do that. but shank must be a real ass to pick on a kid in a wheel chair.

[JonShank1]

@neilyoungtherealone - That's hilarious! I can tell from your post that you're a big girl now of 8 or 9 years old.

[Moviewatcher106]

Love this <3

[streetjumperlover]

goose bumbs

[JonShank1]

This is just fantastic. Very nice. Been looking for something like this for a long time. Thanks. :-)

[neilyoungtherealone]

@JonShank1 i know what u mean. i had the shits one time and rite after an old episode of knight rider came on and i passed out. but i never really thought about the meaning behind it.

[juliedarling75]

your videos are the best and i have become addicted to them, even while driving and always before bed. thanks so much!

[YEAHitsEMILYY]

I do wish you would make more videos like this one :)

[slick094]

@YEAHitsEMILYY i know what you mean. my 10th grade english teacher could smell when i had a boner cause thats the only time she would make me go to the board. people thought i always had to take a shit.

[JonShank1]

@slick094 It's so sweet that YouTube allows mentally-challenged people such as yourself on here... but it's time to go now... bye bye... go away... bye bye... wave... that's it... go away now... clown.

[lespauluser001]

@slick094 dont let that asshole bother u none. and if u wanna leave silly comments then go for it . aint none of his business. he just bein a tough guy.

[TheChrisducky]

One of the most soothing whispers Ive ever heard! But she has the voice of a malicious female anime character. :P

[BlueBeetle39]

I always find myself wondering which drink was made. I don't think it's ever mentioned.

[MsAnimelover4life]

@BlueBeetle39 ?

[hannahrenae16]

my arms went numb

[cabpsycho]

you cant leave him like tha, it'll ruin christmas

[FleetStrike]

@WhisperCrystal I had sleeping problems and the accumulated stress and anxiety made me wonder if I will ever be able to sleep sound again. Then, I looked up relaxation and by chance I end up listening to your voice/whisper.... I have fallen asleep and woke up almost 5 hours later, rested and with a clear mind .... I will use words of my dearest writer to thank you: May you walk in the Light and always find shelter in the palm of His hand. Thank you.

[MrsCactusBob]

I seriously feel like I'm vibrating, I get a whole lot of tingles! Haha :)

[TheFeverything]

this is nice, one of the best of youtube and it makes me feel like i am on a short holiday. nice job and go on.

[d3monb1ad39]

Lol is there really an argument on a "relaxation" video? Take it to a rebecca black video or some shit rofl

[edyken77]

reminds me of the time I signed up for a Discover card just because I liked the telemarketer's relaxing voice and wanted her to keep talking...

[jedijoe1976]

@edyken77

Thats funny, I once talked to tech support at work and the lady on the other end had the softest voice, I didn't want to hang up!

[cabpsycho]

@edyken77 i know what u mean. this lady said to me this aint a joke its a persian missle,Chit.! i said Chet, my name is Chet, and i didnt think it was a whales dick honey! halt so that i may brain thee!! oh no, noot me boot who?

[edyken77]

@cabpsycho lol weird science - THERE'S A MISSILE IN MY HOUSE GARY!

[cabpsycho]

@edyken77 how about a nice, greasy pork sandwich served on a dirty ash tray?

[MrZangetsu468]

@cabpsycho no ash on the rim :P

[edyken77]

If this were real you would get a very nice tip!

[Moose1015]

On the mom/mum issue, UK English is different from American English. Mom/mum is one of many. Tyre/tire, fullstop/period, there are hundreds. Not everyone was taught the way you were, learn to open your minds up a bit. No one is right, no one has the better language, and anyone who feels entitled because they speak a certain version of English is an idiot on many different levels.

Seriously guys, is it over, can we focus on the relaxation? Jesus.

[dythangel]

this whole mom controversy I really don't understand...blame the American school system because I have ONLY used mom...when you signed your school projects or cards it has always been with mom...i've never used mum, so who really cares???? take the stick out of your ass it's just a word, not the end of the world, all these words were made up at sometime regardless of the language you speak. worry about things that actually matter in this world. Grammar and spelling is the least of our problem.

[ryguycoolest2]

Mom..'idiot.. Not mum..'fucken mummy

[theshadowofshadows]

marry me. <----not a joke ._.

[Mfisch016]

My message will be brief, at it is late, and I am too tired to compose the message that you truly deserve. You have aided me into many restful nights of sleep, and you are a savior. Your passion shows and the fact that you do this out of the goodness of your heart make you far better than any other "hypnotist" on youtube. Your variety and execution are wonderful.....THANK YOU SO MUCH :).

[TheArlene707]

@WhisperCrystal I played this for my mom, and she was out in less than 2 minutes. She never made it to listening to the drinks. Good work!

[blitzarium]

@TheArlene707 What's a mom? No such word in the *English8 language.

[dythangel]

@blitzarium ??? mom=mother

[blitzarium]

@dythangel No no no, mum=mother.

[TheArlene707]

@blitzarium Um...mum? I don't know, I can't tell if you're being serious or not...

[MisterSleebo]

@TheArlene707 Sounds like a Brit going out of his way to correct a word from the American-English dialect. They tend to do that. Just say that Spain's better at soccer or point out the crumbled British empire, he should back off to go complain about Americans with his "m8s" on Bebo.

[TheArlene707]

@MisterSleebo Oh..um..okay. Not that your not making sense or anything, but I'm not exactly sure what you mean...lol.

[neilyoungtherealone]

@TheArlene707 i know what you mean. its like when ur sitting on the toilet taken a dump and that water splash up on ur ass.

[TheArlene707]

@neilyoungtherealone Okay, now you just like absolutly took a whole 90 degree turn. WTF does that have to do with me saying my mom fell asleep very fast...? Lol...

[TheArlene707]

@neilyoungtheralone @MisterSleebo Totally ignore everything I've said. This whole time I thought I was just talking to @blitzarium. Everything you have said, I understand now. Lol.

[blitzarium]

@TheArlene707 A mum, ohhhh. You probs just spelt mum wrong and put and o instead of the original u.

[TheArlene707]

@blitzarium I'm from America, it's mom.

[MarkSleper]

@WhisperCrystal This one is in my opinion your absolute best. I keep going back to it. Thank you so much!

[WhisperCrystal]

@MarkSleper It's my pleasure... Thank you for listening! :) x

[Foogayzee]

I didn't know Marcel The Shell did voice therapy....

[blaqsanta]

I'm sorry, but you sound like the creepy receptionist off of 1408. lol

But very good job. You control the session well. :) Thank you

[arneold]

delicious!!!!!!