American Psycho clips

[armd86]

That's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking!

[VaiographyCA]

Scott looks weird...

[Klayyboyy75]

I'm guessing she didnt like Phil Collins...

[tootsiePOP745]

American Psycho is my favorite book. I read six times and im only 14. is there something wrong with me?!

[JLadicuss]

The safety manual for your basic average chainsaw should state that it's probably not a good I dead to run during it's operation...clothing is probably a must as well.

[anobody911]

He talks like Brent Spiner (Data) in this movie.

[broadwaybroad]

@anobody911 At least I know I'm not the only one who has made that observation.

[sethinthezone]

dear god.

[cannabisconnoisseurs]

i have a nicer chainsaw than that;-P

[RaZoReDbABe]

God I love this movie :)

[raredemos]

he s so funny...............Hey Paul...aaarrrhh

[RaZoReDbABe]

lol

[Guerillaradio13]

got same birthday as christian bale =D haha

DO U LIKE PHIL COLLINS? haha

[Wintaz2k4]

thats one of my favorite lines in the movie lol

[VintageNeedlez]

LOL "do you like phil collins?"

[clovie101]

LOL Batman has gone nuts

[BennyJBishop]

what about, "Sabrina, don't just stand there, EAT IT!"

[Load1Bongs1Not1Guns]

BennyJBishop, remove your dress.

[Wintaz2k4]

@BennyJBishop

In pt. 2 =)



[xbss4lifex]

i haven't seen this movie but now i fell like i have to watch it

[kittenmow]

I love how you just show him asking "Do you like Phil Collins?" LOL!!!

[GreenHairedKaiba]

lol yeah it's so funny! :D

[kittenmow]

yeah! ;o)

[heyeverybodyshappy]

his early work is a little to "new wave" for my tastes.

[icecsm16]

Haha! It's hard to believe he's Batman now. Great actor.

[ChronicJunkie]

goddamm christian bale should have been the joker in "The Dark Knight", if he can do bateman that perfectly he can definitly do the joker! :)

[GirlFreak90]

Do you like Phil Collins?..

[bbperv]

i fink he sounds like nicolas caige

[HxDecepticon]

He sounds like Jim Carey.

[gonner18]

bale is at his best in this movie who says the uk has no talent

[UnyieldingDefiance]

@gonner18 I don't know, a lot of hollywood and TV actors are British these days.

[0mAnOnfirE1]

lube :D

[SgtSavant]

the chainsaw bit was funny because a: no one heard it, b: she knocked and no one opened to help c: he is running with nothing but trainers on, nobody seemed to notice in a big block of flats, must be an everyday thing lol what a nutter

[ShotGunRoleModel]

yea if you're where i live ..its not that no one hears it, NO ONE CARES. But yea I thought the same thing haha.

[Michaelcum]

Gotta love the dance before he kills that douche Paul Allen

[caffeine4671]

Personally I find the movie to be better than the novelization, but maybe that's because I found Brett Easton's writing to be bland and that the novel had a horrible pace. I got the message of the book, but didn't care because the writing was distracting. My two cents.

[povell]

Well, it's good to know that other people found this film funny...noone else I know thinks it is, and I was starting to worry that I was alone there. The book's better than the film though.

[vsopolde]

Um, well...it s cranberry juice. Cranapple.

[terunka2003]

anybody crazy enough to run down the hallway with a chainsaw and some k-swiss is my kind of guy.

[julietrousseau]

i just saw this movie and I loved it!! one of the best movies i have ever seen!!!

[kelseyasson]

one of the greatest movies i've ever seen

[Flamingrivers]

"Hey Paul!"

[bookishmuch]

Not sure if I'd call the chainsaw thing funny......

[SuperFlySilver]

Someone just demoted your comments because of that, and because I absolutely agree with you, they will probably demote me too.

The chainsaw scene is NOT funny. In fact, whoever thinks this movie is funny is a fucking retard.

[bookishmuch]

thank you.

the movie has its funny moments but the chainsaw thing is not one of them. it's not that scary either, but it's not funny.

[screenaged]

Aye, it just shows how far he's gone. It's fucked up, not funny.

American Psycho has a few scenes that are hilarious in a very dark way, but I still don't think it can be considered a comedy.

[denton93]

The chainsaw scene was fucking hilarious x) Its just the black humour elements in the film, like the little dance before he kills Paul Allen, and the pop trivia before he killes anybody, how the hell cant you find it funny in the slightest?

[Wintaz2k4]

you're an idiot and if you dont find the dark humor in this movie then you shouldn't even watch it

[paosiopao2]

i like to dissect girls.... do you know i'm utterly insane? ...... remember pat's words :-)

[kevalenoxx]

ummmm i need to see more of that naked scene lol

[WanderingPaladin]

He's not naked, he has a chainsaw! :P

[lillchen87]

And Nike Shoes! :)

[kevalenoxx]

ahahah

[kingzombiejo]

and honestly who has'nt run naked with a chainsaw

[ghettobitch07]

and shoes !

[Detention4life]

Hey Paul!!!

AAAAAHHHH...??

[kk5ta]

hot as ever

[PATTbatemann]

a disney film compared to the book... still a classic, one of my favorites!!!

[aphuve77]

he looks like jim carrey both in the way he smiles and acts

[amandapuzzle]

haha this guy is fucking

insane^__^

[ChristheChosenone]

Its kinda funny looking at Christian Bale nude, covered in blood, with a chainsaw.

[bagbahbag]

Really? I find it erotic.

[bookishmuch]

I find you weird....and kinky as hell.

[bagbahbag]

Hah Bale is so fucking hilarious!

"LISTEN,I CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOU!!!"

almost died laughing.

[fakestaged]

Wow, do you know what aspect ratio is? Asshole.

[kingcrimson234]

shut up nigger

i'll aspect your ratio

[Wintaz2k4]

lololol

[xzillo40]

no body could have fit this role better than him

[HeeronoKitsune]

that guys a nut!

[RiotGrl99]

hes a good actor!! lmfao!

[TheRealEmit]

it really is a great movie

[rammsteinrules4ever]

haha this is funny.

intresting fact: paul allen (the guy that gets killed with the axe) is now the lead singer 4 the emo/alternative band 30 seconds to mars.

[bagbahbag]

Perhaps he should've remained killed with an axe. His band sucks.

[rammsteinrules4ever]

lol there new album is ok, some good songs, but mostly just emo shit lol

[Wintaz2k4]

he has been for a loooong time but they are falling apart cuz they used to be amazing but now they are a sellout emo band why you think their bassist left lolol

[RabidWaffle]

God-like.

[Kyle1818]

LMAOO. Christian Bale is awesome.

[Superman1281]

I love this movie and I would put it in top ten of my favorite movoes of all time.  Does that sound crazy. Matter a fact, that would say I have good taste..lmao now it's time to do some sit-ups and watch some chain saw massacre.

[musiclover609]

Goddamn this movie is swell. lol

[kraigwelsh]

awesome this movie fucking rocks!

[kraigwelsh]

hhahahahaha i like killing people

[Jasonho134]

The woman spoke really bad Chinese with an accent.

[Whinestee]

Patrick - "If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you."

Chinese Woman - "Ayaaaahhh!"

LMFAO!!!

[mtucker87]

do you like phil collins?

[Racist101]

hahaha thats funnier then shit

[MisterFlair]

The best scene in my opinion is when he is dancing to HIP TO BE SQUARE

[KhenRigzin]

I cannot understand... crazy .. stupid bitchie ;)

hahahah

[OLDSCHOOL6239]

IF you don't shut your fucking mouth. . . I will kill you LOL,LOL,LOL, that is of my favorite scenes.

[yahushuamymassiach]

"I've gotta return some videotapes".LOL!FUC*KING AWESOME ACCULT CLASSIC.

[TriCosta]

haahahah yes i love that line too

[EmperorDinobot]

He kinda should have been The Joker instead in Nolan's Bat Man.

[serenityrules]

The book is the work of a genius. The sex scenes are a little too explicit but this is how the mind of a serial killer works. To note everything in great detail.

[jcon539]

I wan to read the book! is it called american psycho?

[tubafatness]

Yes, by Bret Easton Ellis

[ryufire12]

yes..

[Wintaz2k4]

dur

[michaelmikael]

Let's see you get reservation at Dorsia now, you stupid fucking bastard!

[jasonfan92]

This movie is so funny in a sick and twisted kind of way.

[ghostdogblack]

he acts like jim carrey its so funny

[iwintheinternets]

You like Phil Collins?

[iopih]

best movie ever!!!!!!!

[Mather0707]

hey paul!

[whysoblind]

dude what serial killer has steroid muscles and is super hot?? yeh not likey. so hollywood made. and i know hes truly crazy because who runs around naked with a chain saw. what if he accidentally cut off his dick

[Freakingcyberdemons]

He's obsessed with his body, which is one of many elements of a serial killer.

[superman1601]

if you had read the book you would understand why he looks the way he looks and the chain saw was not in the movie i will give u that. The real scean might have been to mush for u to handle

[HELLOPEOPLEPEOPLEHI]

He's a serial killer that knows how to keep his body in shape.

[afrohaxxor]

i came

[OGLOC628]

lmao "do you like phil collins?" xDD

[Foomanala]

bateman sounds like sum crazy guy in commercial trying to advertise sumthing

[mhuber3483]

bateman is the man

[punkweirdo]

is that a raincoat?

yes it is!

lol

Jared Leto gets killed in the beginging!

YAY!

30 Seconds to DEATH!! lol

[reikosan07]

LOL!

[klaudia555]

That was hilarious thanks for making that i really need to watch the movie.

[Alternatevil]

Aw, that was disturbing as hell at the end.

Strangely, I feel compelled by it.

[dephlie]

why did i never realize jared leto played paul allen untill now.... i've seen this movie plenty of times!!!

[jimboslutstien]

HEY PAUL!

[sexychula19]

this movie was sick i hate christian bale in this movie i know its just a character he did a good job and all but it kind freaks me out lol because hes such a hottie and a sweetheart in real life

[234234234werrrrrrr]

"funny clips from american psycho" HAHAHAHAHA! HELLO. YOU ARE ME.

[nick4alex]

"my need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected,but i have no other way to fulfil my needs!"

[dirty06maggot]

great movie hahaa it always cracks me up. he's so hot dammit

[nick4alex]

yes...insanely funny!

[nick4alex]

a wickedly funny film!

[nick4alex]

"i'm into murders and executions mostly!"

[Tantric1919]

do you like it? most people i know involved in mergers and acquisitions cant stand it

[nick4alex]

lol!

[MrOscarDaSilvaVieira]

Bateman: I'm involved in murders and executions mostly.

Girl: Mergers and acquisitions you say?

[jessevideowatcher]

i admit i havent seen this movie, but i can already tell that natural born killers is waayyyy better

a7x for life nigga!!!!!

[dephlie]

a7x sucks balls.....

[temp65]

natural born killers is dog shit compared to this movie

[PcKSnipE]

I swear you should of put the whole scene of his killing Paul Allen. It's pure acting genius

[angelfish000]

Well I just saw 'Batman' running around naked with a chainsaw.

What a day...

[angelfish000]

HAHA! that dance he does to "Too hip to be square" is hilarious!

[oldschoolrap]

definitely, best clips of the movie. anyone who doesn't get this moive is stupid.

[sjihaat]

I wouldn't go that far. Dark comedy and cynicism it's not everyone's taste. In fact, what makes dark comedy and cynicism function is that they go against the mainstream to make fun of it.

It's not a matter of understanding or not understanding the movie, it's whether you find it funny or not, and calling people stupid otherwise is quite ignorant of this distinction.

[Ryuex3]

I have to return some video tapes

[E6PCF]

"Hey Paul"

[smellbott]

"Do you like Phil Collins?"

[Entrenched]

Fucking Great!

[simmyt64]

best film ever

[chitoryu12]

I will never lose the sight of Christian Bale running around naked with a chainsaw.

[DAVIDSOLOMON007]

damn straight!!

[DAVIDSOLOMON007]

dont listen 2 phil collins he will screw ur mind up and make u kill ur boss, friends and whores!!!

[JaDangerz]

that killer is psycho to listen to phil collins

[musicmaker1]

great movie ama gonna rent it in a videostore again ha!

[Jontiz591]

Haha good

[WhoWants2Live4Ever]

In these clips he sounds like Brent Spiner (Data from Star Trek)

[TheImpression248]

funny shit

[Officefan2]

try getting a reservation at dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard!

[joegameking]

Great soundtrack Hip to be square BUT PEOPLE WHO ENJOY SOMETHING LIKE THIS MUST SEE A DOCTOR

[foxinsocks10]

why does his voice suddenly sounds like jim carrey?! lmao

[Switchfoot771]

i hate this movie cuz its so dark....but its understandable how others laugh.

[closeholydarkness]

it's a dark comedy

[kuksugaredddd]

he loks like jim carey

[hootyhaha]

The 2 second scene when he walks off dancing to Hip To Be Square is awesome. I wish they would have had Bale dance more because he did it so funny.

[hootyhaha]

And the funny thing that most people don't get about this movie is that it's all a delusion in his mind. He's sick. He never commited one of the crimes in this movie. The book elaborates more on it. I think he has schizophrenia (sp?). He imagines all this but it never happens.

[LATINFOLKS]

LOL I LOVE THIS MOVIE

[Clestat]

FUCKING FUNNY AND FUCKING SEXY (l)

[d2eux]

i really liked the lines said in the introduction at the restaurant..."you dont spin a menorah, you spin a dradel."

[bonethug7]

I'n sorry I have to go.

Why?

I have to return some videotapes...

[hitmanbloodmoney]

"I think I heir undisputed masterpiece is

"HiP To Be Square," a song so catchy that most people probably

don't listen to the lyrics. But they should because it's not

just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of

trends. It's al~ a personal statement about the band itself."

Hey Paul

lol

[thecrazyone15]

"why are there copies of the style section all over the place?"..lmao

[undertakr]

I always felt this music was a statement about how 80s music made people into psychopathic murderers.

[walter0bz]

my favourite dialogue from this film -

'what business are you in'

'murders and executions'

etc... then the cut to the head in the fridge.

[TehJuggernaauutt]

I love it when he always rambles about music, so damn entertaining.

[ce11ard00r]

Don't touch the watch!

[Kohlenstoffeinheit70]

... there is more ^^

[MyNameIsErr]

fuckin love this movie.

[xanadoobroadband]

The confession scene "I Killed PAUL ALLEN...With an AXE to the FACE, his body is rotting somewhere in hell's Kitchen"

[bloodiron]

do somebody knows the title of the song in batemans house

[LeaveItToSteven]

"In Too Deep" by Phil Collins

[LeaveItToSteven]

Unless you mean Hip to be Square by Huey Lewis and the News of course.

[hnlzero]

^^^ you stole that comment from a bravo countdown show

[carbz12]

that theif