Alex Reads Twilight: Ch.19

[maixoxo2]

"Maybe you should just stick to working on midnight sun ahh ohhh *tiss* touchy subject..." HAHAHAH

[AnbaLen]

I really love your videos, you're a very funny and charming young man... but I'm a little bit concerned by the amount of "tween"oriented lecture you're reading 8'D. Welp, just don't stop I'm having fun here lmao.

[GoldenPerception]

Reading "Paper Towns" at the moment... I'd forgotten you recommended it! I wholeheartedly agree however, it's a great book.

[bangitschandlerbing]

YOU SHOULD HAVE READ THE HUNGER GAMES ALOUD!!! THAT WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER THAN THIS DAMN BOOK! SUZANNE COLLINS > STEPHANIE MEYER... just saying.

[wtfmclovin]

Yeah Alex you "read that"

[Zeezjay]

666,887th view

so... close...

[0009catherine]

You always manage to make this sexual

[btrain111]

10 PEOPLE NEED TO LIKE THIS VIDEO SO THE NUMBER OF LIKES WILL GO TO 666,666!!

[RumoursVEVO]

Katniss Everdeen: Strong, determined, caring and a born survivor.

Bella Swan: Weak, defenceless, irritating and needs protection at all time.

I think I know who I prefer...

HG FTW!

[ToshiBecca]

This so funny, I was in such a bad mood and even my headache is gone now. I can't stop smiling!

I so glad I subscribed XD

On a side note, a bunch of my film school peeps worked on The Hunger Games so I hope everyone checks it out! I plan on watching it numerous times : )

[superchlo100]

This is not how you book!

[MsAmyLeeUchiha]

"his eyes BURNING into mine" lol it sounds like you want him to burn her to death with his eyes. We all do :)

[TheToXicReaction]

So you've read the Hunger Games, and you dislike Twilight? Marry me?

[char1089]

Guys. Guys. What if Alex and Charlie got in a fight, so Alex left and said "Just let me go Charlie."

[Molkette11]

@char1089 I wish I could hit the like button more than once on your comment. I litterally laughed out loud ahah! :D

[teamteamenspiel17]

MIDNIGHT SUN!

Aah, ooh, sss, touchy subject :D

[missylizzie1231]

Read Skulduggery Pleasant!

[theoffkeydiva]

It sounds like she was kissing a Transformer

[OmfgItsThemAgain]

I read the hunger games all 3 n they r immense. I also suggest new moan n breaking yawn. And also for a laugh shiver linger and forever.

But if u want a real scary horror read these these r on horror n zombies fukin epic!!:

The enemy

The dead

The fear

All by Charlie higson

[zoozoo96]

the hunger games!!!!

[RyleeBranum]

"you know how the taste of semen changes depending on what the person eaten... that's just something i've read.".... are we sure you just read that?

[HatethisplaceX]

"one more thing"

[TurtlesAreMyFriend24]

Hunger games Beats all!

[MissCrystalBawl]

Hunger Games. Fuck yeah.

[Rageface1997]

HUNGER GAMES RULES OVER EVERYTHING

[BloodySweetJbalz]

I love Twilight and The Hunger Games.

[Imabadspeller]

No, I didn't know that the taste of seman could change. How did you- oh, a book that you read, somewhere? ah, okay then Alex.

[kikkavebb]

Better than Twilight? ehm, a 6-year-old boys description of where children come from...

[maryjoysanderson]

'ahh, ohh, tss, touchy subject' - hahahaha.

[Lyssiespirit]

hunger games and john green >>>>>>twilight, twilight=shit. thank you for teaching the youth of our world what shit twilight is, and what they should be reading instead of turning their brains to mush.

[skrich2]

Blaming her for smelling that way is basically like blaming a rape on a victim because they were hot and dressed a certain way.

[fmillustrated]

@skrich2 WTF...totally different. For one thing, rape is a serious thing. Smelling like a tasty meal for a vampire, because it's in a vampire's nature to WANT TO SUCK THE BLOOD OF HUMANS, is part of folklore. Twilight is just plain rubbish.

[hatlollypopstick]

@roxmysoxify i think when it says 'appallingly luscious' it means that it is bad that she is beautiful. That thinking that she is luscious is a bad thing. Or the thought of finding her luscious would be frowned upon.

[Coolerthanu681]

i think she's on "heroin". 

[MariamARaine]

It's bad enough Stephanie made a fortune off other authors' ideas, but now she needs to squeeze out some money more by writing the same book from Edward's perspective? That bitch!

[xxxxxmillixxxxx]

Oh my god, you said "catnip" and I was like "GALE!"...okay.

[bloodredeyes666]

"So you know how the taste of semen changes based on what you eat? That's something I read."

I totally believe you.

[lovenit6677]

yes i can't believe you read the hunger games!

[TheBigkatyperryfan]

are you with Tomska, and Eddsworld? cos u sound like ur with them, n ur friends are Ed and Tom.

[roxmysoxify]

appauling and luscious are two different things. appauling means gross, and luscious means beautiful. so they cancel each other out so she shouldnt smell like anything?

[maryjoysanderson]

@roxmysoxify appalling doesn't mean gross. and it also isn't spelt 'appauling'.

[roxmysoxify]

@maryjoysanderson yeah i realized that after i wrote it and i faceplam'd

[Standoutfitin]

I love John Green. Paper towns is epicness- much better than twilight...

[mark4851]

Alex reads the hunger games?

[poczwarka85]

Do you know that you're using left side of your mouth more than right side?:) btw i love your videos :)

[maddyvicwieck]

@poczwarka85 actually his camera is mirrored so he talks with his left side.....doesnt really matter but you gotta be accurate..

[poczwarka85]

@maddyvicwieck Yeah... you're right :) haven't thought about that :)

[Zomanen13]

OMG that was a freaking scary trailer.... 8O

[goosemyfave]

stupid stephenie meyer, this is not how you book!

[Ambersoccerforward]

They sound like cookin' instuctions!

[witthenuggethead]

You just recommended 2 of my absolute favorite books. You have excellent taste.

[xXMusicSpeaksXx]

Maybe you should just get to working on Midnight sun. Ahh, oo, tsss, touchy subject

[xBellatrixLestrangex]

This is not how you book LOL

[piecesofkeys]

You read the Hunger Games.

You're suddenly even more cool than you already were. :P

[babaloo4ever]

"Stephanie Meyer this is not how you book."-Alex Day WIN x

[Pumpupthecarousel]

THE HUNGER GAMES, WOOOO!!! ARRR!!! AMAZING XD XD XD XD

[imahorsegirl123]

hunger games, now thats a seires <3

[HippHoppMunchkin]

He should read harry potter O.O

[samtftw]

Tears sound like this /watch?v=ee925OTFBCA . Fact.

[kathleencaitlyn]

why don't you read the hunger games on camera? that'd be awesome! :)

[EddieakaWormy]

1:35 crooked smile!

[Booknerdcutie]

I dont understand how this became so popular, esspecially compaired to the power house series like Harry Potter <3

[612littleprince]

Hunger Games to Twilight is indeed a depressing transition. Quality writing and story line straight into angsty crap.

[TheExtremeBarbies]

You have good taste in books!! In some of your other videos, I see Harry Potter on your shelves, and now you say that you read Hunger Games, and then you make fun of Twilight! xP brilliance!

[tycoonwelly1]

Before watching this I bought the hunger games to read after twilight!!

Me and Alex r so in sync

[CoolLikeNerimon]

Alex I love you. Just saying. haha Nermie Army forever!! 

[HintHinton]

I would say read hunger games....but you'd probably tear holes in it and it would wreck my dreams </3

[12memomo]

You. Are. Amazing.

Not even joking. I've fallen out of my chair with laughter while watching this.

There are days I wonder why I ever liked that piece of crap.... But apparently I did once... many years ago....

[mmartin232]

hunger games is battle royal watered down

[thephantombutterfly6]

Read The Fault in Our Stars. Just do it. <3

[Em63974]

yeah...breaking dawn... watch it.

[Emilyyishere01]

I think tears make a "ssshhhhlllll" noise. That was the best way to describe it

[FaintBrushfire]

"like Catnip for vampires" ... after reading The Hunger Games? I see what you did there. ;)

[SuperHeroMania]

Hunger Games was good, not great. Twilight is just fucking awful.

[Lillymrphy]

Paper Towns is such a good book. As is The Hunger Games trilogy. Twilight...not a good book as established by...um everyone with common sense. =P

[xMidnight100x]

"no matter what happens'

well yeah, she'll always love him..unless he gets ugly

[stormbird08]

I think that tears scream in horror as they slide down your face and to their deaths.

[GirlWithARedScarf]

WHY DO YOU LIKE THE HUNGER GAMES?

Collins writing is worse than Meyer's. The plot is compelling, though, I'll give you that. And the movie looks amazing.

[SugarLoveForever]

@GirlWithARedScarf I thought I was the only one who thinks Suzanne Collins isnot a great writer but still likes the plot of the Hunger Games...

[IAmConscientious]

@SugarLoveForever Thing is writing style in contemporary children's fiction is really something to overlook compared to use of plot devices.

[319gaga]

The hunger games is amazing!!!! I am reading the 2nd book now & can't wait for the movie

[Ahhhhdddd]

"Stupid Stephanie Myers this is not Joe you book" love that line. Ps. HUNGER GAME SERIES ROCKS!!!! I can't wait for the movie!!!

[doctorwhybother186]

HUNGER GAMES RULES!

[SnoekSnoekie]

...stupid stephenie meyer.. THATS NOT HOW YOU BOOK! Lmfao XD

[ieatmarshmellows123]

but then if she eats loads and loads and loads of mayonase THEY WILL PUT HER IN A HAMBURGER!!!!!!!

[cookiemonsta188]

Do you know what's better than Twilight? Harry Potter.

[TibsLover]

@cookiemonsta188 At least I'm not the only one who thinks that!!

[misscutiepie1237]

@cookiemonsta188 Do you know what's better than Twilight? Everything.

[samtftw]

@cookiemonsta188 Both are awful. Lord of the Rings is where it's at.

[mirosango14]

@samtftw meh. I respect LotR, but found it very unrelateable and easy to put down. didn't feel that way about The Hobbit though... weird...

[JambaJuiceDisneyland]

@cookiemonsta188 Do you know what's better than Harry Potter? Hunger Games.

[xXMusicSpeaksXx]

@cookiemonsta188 Its shameful to even compare the two at all. for any reason

[roxmysoxify]

@cookiemonsta188 i think you mean EVERYTHING

[ih8broccoli]

@cookiemonsta188 how? harry potter was boring to read

[cookiemonsta188]

Stephenie Meyer should've just gave up writing forever after the first Twilight book.

[LilMissFlirty101]

@cookiemonsta188 Better yet, never even write it in the first place :D

[SibelErenn]

''...as tears streaked noiselessly down my face.'' llmaoooooooo

[NightPetalCatDemon]

This is not how you book! lol!

[ConfidencePants]

Vegetarians apparently smell better. So...she could eat more meat?

[JadeBabe666Xx]

you remind me alot like sean lock, a sarcastic bastard, but extremely fucking funny!

[Grintilicious]

god this book is so boring i blanked out 4 half of it

[Hippiebloempje]

...Vampire Catnip? O_O *laughs uncontrollably*

[cupcakefan5560]

"I'm trying to work with what you've given me, I'm doing my best, maybe you should just stick to working in midnight sun, oooo, ahhh, tsss, touchy subject"

I LOVE YOU -3

[cupcakefan5560]

"I'm trying to work with you stephenie I really am, maybe you should just stick to working on midnight sun, oooo, ahhhh, tsss, touchy subject"

I LOVE YOU -3

[gracespencerful]

the movies are better then the book

[hunnybunny118D]

Yay, you read the hunger games. I suddenly like you so much more, which is hard. If charlie hasn't read them, make him. :D

[daisylovet]

"This is not how you book!"

[HatethisplaceX]

"one more thing" I laughed. thanks for making my blue monday brighter haha

[barelyasleep]

Can I just say you have a wonderful laugh, taste in literature, and sense of humor, ans that I think you are a all around lovely person? Because you are.

[Raachel244]

what is midnight sun? i know it's basically edward telling his version of twilight, but whys it a touchy subject? :L

[CarEdy23]

@Raachel244 she never finished the book

[polarbeargirl01]

Yay, for The Hunger Games!

[Anime9vampiress]

I love you for reading The Hunge Games, its my favourite book

[JesstheDudess]

hah harrh ha ha HA

[devonadair95]

I would never read twilight but you make it sound like a comedy and I love that. I regret to say I have seen the movie and all I'm gonna say about that is that at least it doesn't have all what she's thinking cause she seems like a total jerk in the book. I'm not really a romantic person but that is not how you fall in love with someone. Anyways loved the video man

[xmmgxX]

I love the hunger games!!!

[Merjia]

Shirt idea!

"Picture of a copy of Twilight with the caption;

"This is not how you book."

What do we think?

[randomgirl22695]

Something you read...a likely story.

[ninafrid1]

I do love Twilight but omg, I love you:') you make the book sound so funny, I don't think i'll ever be able to read it again properly haha!

[onceuponatardis]

Bellar is just like catnip for vampires.

[poopieflys]

omg now you made me think of hunger games EEEEEEEEEEP the movie comes out soon i hope they don't ruin it

[theodd1number2]

Maybe Meyer meant that Bella just had tears running down her face and not crying out loud or anything but she's not very good at making that clear.....man i hate her books :T

[ZookanProductions]

Paper Towns by John Green Page 254

"Radar guns the car as I slam the door shut, then peels out of the parking lot."

[simmysimfreak246]

HUNGER GAAAMMEEESSS!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!! cant wait till march o.o

[Allioop88]

Maybe you should stick to working on Midnight Sun. AH, OOH, *TSSS*! Touchy subject!

[justkeepdrawing]

Hunger Games! <3

[Chilipeppa17]

I'm making my way through these videos. How many bloody chapters are there? Props to Stephenie Meyer for writing a whole book of utter shite.

[ThePotterGames47]

I love the Hunger Games...And this series of videos has had me laughing like hell!!

[twasadreamSTG]

Stupid Stephanie Meyer this is not how you book!

[missfamousalisha]

Tears: *eeerrrrrrrrrrk!*

[katieismyname12]

THIS IS NOT HOW YOU BOOK! hahahaha

[katieismyname12]

I go on this video and THE FIRST THING YOU MENTION IS THE HUNGER GAMES! YOU HAVE RESTORED MY FAITH IN MEN!

[ItsOutragingxx]

Alex: This is not how you book!

Stephanie Meyer: The how DO you book Alex Day? How. Do. You. Book!?

[musicismylife652]

Paper Towns is one of my favorite books!!! I own it and its SOOOO good!!

[WiseFools777]

HUNGER GAMES!!!! at least youre reading something worth existing in the universe. nice commentary btw :D

[Hopeforthisheart]

Vamp-nip?

[faeriegirl20]

by silent tears i think she meant crying without making noise kinda like when your sad and crying but you cant talk

[MissiCupcake553]

PAPER TOWNS IS THE BEST BOOK EVER.

END OF DISCUSSION.

[psychotsunade]

PAPER TOWNS <3

[BananaAnna99Others]

"I'm trying to work with what you've given me, I'm doing my best, maybe you should just stick to working on Midnight Sun. Aah, ooh, tsss, touchy subject."

[vanillatwilight82]

@BananaAnna99Others I saw that before I saw the video. I was like "No way does he say that". =_=

[tattooofyourname0]

PAPER TOWNZZZZZZZ!



[heartemoboiz]

This is not how you book?

[jbaitken008]

haha about minight sun...

[tomroylance]

THIS IS NOT HOW YOU BOOK!

[Emily1127952254714]

oh hunger games is wicked-cool :D

[Emily1127952254714]

i read twilight when i was about 12, my sister at that age was 8, she told me to "put that shit down"

[awesomelyizzy]

just re-reading the hunger games, brilliant books those xx

[SuperBlahblahblah32]

yay hunger games

[plushalligator]

he said the hunger games and i was like "yay alex! wooo!!" and then he also said paper towns and i freaked out cause they are my favorite books

[JennyissoAwesomelike]

THIS IS NOT HOW YOU BOOK!!!!

[Channotek72]

DlLIKLOIKLOKLOKLoIKlOkLoKlkIKO­IKlOiKloklolPOLoPPP- The sound that tears make

[theunicorntardis]

"stupid Stephanie Meyer.. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU BOOK!"

[aluckymutt]

"his lips were icy and hard"

could "lips" be changed to "dick" and sound more...uh...real?

[camie12341]

"well if you didn't smell so appualingly luscious he might not have bothered"

[Gabby1505]

the silent tears trickled down my face.



[thunderclanloyal1331]

I feel like Stephany Meyer is somewhere laughing, enjoying the fact that she's just trolled us all.

[LoserLikeMe03]

"Ohh, Ah, touchy subject" I bet Meyer reaallllly hates you ;D

[EggieMeggieX]

Actually alex has a point, apparently crack heads don't "taste good" so i guess the way to solve the whole think is have bella smoke pot?

[AlexisMackenzieMusic]

it's something i read... LMFAO i love this kid<3

[playmymusicNOW]

What the hell does Edward do when Bella's on her rag?

[noonetonotice]

Ahh!! I wanna go to south africa!!!!

[firefairy89899]

Tear's moo!

[justkeepdrawing]

You just made me spit tea all over my screen in laughter.

[ajmjakforeva]

Stupid Stephine Mayer. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU BOOK!

[Aliwhoops]

I can't believe you read The Hunger Games ;___;

[TheCol34]

I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU READ IT AS WELL!! I love john green and his novels! Forget you hunger game losers, go paper towns!!!!!

[StarkidBeforeGleek]

You have really long fingers....