VlogBrothers and BAKER ASSASSINS FROM SPACE! (with Tobuscus)

[silverlightable]

NAILED IT!!!!

[silverlightable]

microwave* i believe

[silverlightable]

yeah.. the mircowave...

[BlueFlame057]

Give the baker assassin a loaf mouldy bread.

[zanzibar18100]

Dear Toby,

I am sitting right next to you!!!!!!!!!

Peace out

[efoberox]

theres a fine line betweentalkingtothecameraandta­lkingtothepeoplewhoarewatching­thevideoproducedbythecamera

a fine line indeed

[poniessparkle]

Yeah. Toby u did place an I phone 4 in a microwave. Your a real badass...

[BMXphsyco]

Have the baker eat a delicous pie with cyanide in it

[creeperkiller19]

just destroy his bakery shop and he will cry and you won!

[grif319]

Toby has made a few lonely island jokes in his videos

[Assassin16ify]

How to fight a baker assassin hmmm...

KILL EM WITH UR AWESOME TOBY!!!!!!!

[hawkeyenehi]

Watch out for that Monkey!!!

[SolidOblivion]

/watch?v=TMGpgzwpTHE

[1stKarkan]

I can't find the dislike bar

[bul13ts]

How do you beat a baker assassin?

You don't...

They scare Chuck Norris...

You think I'm joking don't you?

He's hiding from them as we speak...

And so am I

[IanRGoodall]

wht happened to tht dog

[XxAngelxX83]

i sneezed during this video just to recive tobys blessing :P

[Bravepredator]

HAVE A DEFLECTER

[tannerxDrocks]

hey toby cover the left side of your head with a block

[WBAxHAWTHORNE]

screw up the baker assasins meal for the king

king will kill him

job done

[fartingcat111]

How to fight Baker Assasin:

Step 1: Pretend your an sexy girl.

Step 2: Wait Baker Assasin will get staring at you.

Step 3: Now while Assasin staring at you walk slowly at the back and smile and stare at baker assasin.

Step 4: Go to right or left back corner and do a girl talk and say to baker assasin "Hey Assasin close your eyes I will do something extreme sexy"

Step 5: When Assasin close his eyes grab your knife slowly and STAB HIM AT THE BACK MUHAHAHAHAHA!

[fartingcat111]

did anyone noticed the lines behind toby?

[therosie2233]

like if you wished tob owned you (like you were his kid, just so the perverts dont come out. :P)

[hande098]

I have no clue how I got in the microwave...

[K4L397]

toby you are way better than the vlog brothers

[silverlightable]

how to fight one, with A baker assassin from EARTH! :D

[wessel122]

how to fight a baker assassin?

you get a tobuscus t-shirt and then just run.... this is eccencial for optimal epicness

[LostEpsilon]

Am i the only one who thinks his place is messy

[pburtt47]

woops i meant his throat will burn because it is SO hot not SOME hot

[pburtt47]

you tell him to bake the audience in the microwave, then when it is so hot that you cant even touch it, you tell him it is too cold, he cooks it some more and then you tell him it is still too cold, then you count all of your moms extra accounts. However many that is, say it is 47 accounts, you tell him to cook it 47 times. Then when he is done and he asks you how it is, you tell him to try it for himself. Then, his throat will burn because it is some hot. Thats how you kill a baker assassin.

[DOVHALKIN]

yeah cuz i dint make loads of accounts to subscribe to you 41 times....

[superawesomefilm]

this might be the most awesome video in the world

[lexaus117]

Poison emitting mold. That's the best way to kill'em

[Thestarwarsotaku]

That's where my friend got "wizard eyes"

[boomchica25]

WIZARD NOSE!!!!

WIZARD EAR!!!!!

Make the baker assassin lose his bread blade, of course!!!

[shawnc514]

Id kill a baker assain with his own medicine,

USE NUGGET IN A BISCUIT BOMBS!!!!!

BOOP!!

[typhlosion505]

u kill a baker Assassin obviously by becoming a fat templar who eats everything

[Maxie1468]

I'm pretty sure I don't want Altair making my bread...Or do I...?

[dbeazer98]

Obviously you kust send the backer poisoned batter for brownies and when he sneaks a finger full he will die... More people might die from eating the cake but thats just a risk you must be willing too take... Toby... -

[kookieemonsterrr9]

thumbs up if you're watching this and at the same time thinking about...

Griffin...

[DukeNukemFl]

2:27 your welcome

[Epicrainbowpants]

DID YOU PUT THE AUDIENCE IN THE MICROWAVE? Don't smell my finger, that's a cute bandana..... hmm. What was your first clue that he was crazy?

[SillyBoy2210]

You fight a baker assassin throwing loaves at him/her

[DirigiblePlumCompany]

Dear Toby,

In the future, you don't wear shirts without your name on them. Just so you know, so you can get that started. 'Kay?

Good.

Bye.

[OneWayFlash]

@CaptiveSkorge

My dad's called Jeff. Does that mean hes an evil, ninja, zombie, mutant from space? :O

[allywally425]

i think he has the best teeth ever

[MegaTechnoSaurus]

you take its dough

[MUTANTBASH720]

no ur awesome

[Miguelsorginization]

press 8 and have fun going back n forth between the camera's numbers :P

[Scorpsed]

Ah, it's sooo nice of you mentioning the Vlogbrothers! They are awesome indeed!

[42GingaNinja]

Dear Toby I am your sister from Ireland and I am from the future you are gonna die unless you do the most stupid thing evar xx

Xx Hannah xX

J.K i am just jkin

[Fandurith]

THUS THE BOOP WAS BORN!

[NiceTheoryYouDrunk]

Wow! I'm out of focus.

[WYATTSPAFFORD]

CAMERA 1

CAMERA 2

CAMERA 3

CAMERA 4. Camera 4! Camera 4??

[TheExtreme10000]

You cant beat a assassin baker so you have to join them if you cant beat them join them

but then they will proberly say no so you hit them over the head with a fry pan

[Storpex1]

While watching this video hold down 1

Toby picks a Dogs nose :O

[chenababe415]

WIZARD EYES !

[ced326]

You fight a baker assassin with a bread knife...duh! or just an Uzi.

[Linxsaisai5]

i miss these vids toby!!!

[Slashman007]

Best face ever at @1:05

[Wookieman809]

HAHAHA, pause at 2:47

[bz5478]

ok toby i ma your bro from space and all i need to say is to, well just leav this earth and come to my world its out of this world im the biggest on here and i am only 5.7 feet tall!!!

[2342greenmachine]

the "wizard eyes!!" gets me every time.. lol

[MrCooki3killer]

dip, duck, dive, dodge and dodge :) Tobyuscus!!!!!!!!!!!!

great advice

[coocela]

@MrCooki3killer IT GOES "dodge duck dip dive and dodge"

[Bruslenuckies]

This Toby Is way better than the new one

[lolzy40]

lol

[allkiosk20]

im a kid

[11natey]

your dog is a friken jerk

[bigz50man]

Like if your watching this in 2013 because the Myans were wrong

[LuffableWolf]

Holy shit Toby! Your eyes look exactly like mine.. Like, exactly :/

[CourtneyNyan]

Oh geez! Why was I in a microwave?! 8[

[asomegirlable]

dear toby

i am on fire

duck!!!!

[CaptiveSkorge]

dear toby,

im your brother from scotland.

you now have whiskey in the cupboard and

an awesome beard :D

oh and a evil ninja, robot, zombie, mutant from outer space watches your show.

i know him

his name is jeff.

peace off. boop

[MrSignalPlus]

These old toby videos are great ... some are better than his new ones

[cerel123]

why is the a roll of toilet paper in the kitchen in the beggining

[DOTKyle1995]

who is Steven?

[PianoMan6350]

Open A pizzeria next door

[fireblast557]

Fighting baker assassin answer: hope it's not altaïr

[NCISSpecialAgentJade]

You have lovely wizard eyes. They're all colorful and....and well spaced................

[icedancerxx]

I'm a baker and an assassin...now is the time to merge my abilities!

[micky230598]

flour bomb

[springey1997]

With a hidden bun

[aqworldsdemon7]

the face he makes after camera 4 is priceless like an orphan on crack >:D

[JannetFenix]

Take the Aple pie away!

[crazysuperhero786]

You can fight a baker assassin by a fat boy assassin.

[Lindwei]

Toby, you have the most amazing eyes ever!

[bunny33a]

Audience what are you doing looking at the comments?? Toby is up there ^

[LarsenGaming]

@orbtrick13 please don't like this comment...

[Mrcool210]

@orbtrick13 how bout no you obvious attention whore

[TeaUnicorn]

2:21

NAILED IT!!!

You ARE dating Jack!

[angerfist4life100]

WIZARD NOSE!!



[TheVideoCommenter455]

How to defeat a baker assassin?: BUTTER HIS BREAD!!!!!

[BatsCargo6]

To fight baker assassins from space, I just summon the devil to fight for me by gwoogling bwoobies.

[Razer1103]

2:10, I think the word he's looking for, is, "Audience"

[johnnyboy795]

You fight a baker assassin by kicking him in the

*put on sunglasses*

Doughnuts.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!

[ufus630cpproductions]

DUCK TOBY DUCK!!!

trust me....

[MyLittleSiamese]

Toby and I have the same eye colour

Life = Complete

[NagyBogi98]

I fight a baker assassing with SAFETY TORCH

[callawayHXtour]

Thumbs up if your both an audience member AND a nerdfighter, DFTBA

[Thoroughbred17]

@callawayHXtour DFTBA indeed, friend.

[firefliesfindlife]

@callawayHXtour DFTBA, friend. Isn't there a group in YourPants for this? :)

[206Zelda]

Dear Toby,

If you were to fight a Baker Assassin, you'll need to get a restraining order and take away their flour. Hijack the nearest mill, cause them to run out of resources, and then relocate yourself to a separate location...perhaps somewhere in Virginia.

Or offer them bombs disguised as coconuts--that should go over well.

Or offer a zombie a once-in-a-lifetime piggyback ride to the baker, but write it in a different language than what they're accustomed to.

Your fan,

Zelda206

[tinabeaner004]

Dear Toby,  Stay away from ijustine. She's like a Siren from Greek Mythology. Except...A Siren has a beautiful singing voice, and hers...let's just say it's not quite as enchanting.

Sincerely,

The Person That Writes Comments You Probably Wish You Had Seen Earlier

[Stardustrosedragon]

You fight a baker assassin by stabbing them in the back and shving a nugget in a biscut down their throat.

[LESismore8]

Poor Needy..

I do love the Little Tobies twansition though. paha

Gotta love these old videos. And the VlogBrothers!

[TheSNUGGLES2011]

Whoot whoot VLOGBROTHERS!!

Hank and John are awesome!

So is the yeti, henry, the katharine, wille, and lemon.

Subscribe to the vlogbrothers

Your life will change forever

[nicothegreat795]

bake him a nice big cake of MURDER!

[WaddafugGuy]

NUGGET IN BISQIT

[mikeilias]

lol

the the bullet got his face

1:52

[0606indy]

"Oh crap my intro is not long enough" xD

[williamsadler2]

drop his cake

then while he cries smash a plate on his head lol ha ha

[kungfupenguin20]

thumbs up if you are watching this in 2011 :D

[TheN1ckz]

@kungfupenguin20 Everyone who reads that comment will be watching the video in 2011 or later.

I'm surprised you need likes to figure that out.

[made4nothin]

@ robloxplayer220- THATS MY FAVORITE LITERAL :D

btw that smile is priceless at 2:43-2:50 XD funniest part of the vid imo LOL, this guy probably has the best youtube vids. KEEP EM COMIN!

[robloxplayer220]

You run up in slow motion, kick one in the head. Stab his friend, spin around, roll off, punch a face. Start out in slow motion first, then use a speed hack. Grab a sword, use it to deflect, stab him in the back. Get down just in time, then slap him in the face. Friendly Fire's on, apparently. Why unsheath your blade, make em' use there own. That is how.

And I just made that whole comment from memory, because I have memorized the song.

[shadowdanman1000]

wizard moustache!

[Hauntedfury42]

If they use hidden bread knifes or toasted bread shurikens use awesome matrix moves and fight back (don't run and hide that's shameful)

[PaisGreenapple3]

YOU STUFF A MUFFIN DOWN THEIR THROAT.

[gh0stassassin6]

@PaisGreenapple3 nope. use a nugget in a biscuit.

[meequalmichaelyi]

by using a bald guy and other guys

[meequalmichaelyi]

you fight a baker assassin by not going to the bakery

[TheTheesen]

You are so nice. :)

[sk428ter]

well i used to know how to kill a baker assassin till i took a arrow to the knee

[suwahs]

2:22 NAILED IT! omg a premature jack reference!!!!

[thebackspace23]

get store bought assassins! but LOADS OF THEM, they're cheaper as they are store bought.

[gamma992]

2:49 EPICEST TOBUSCUS FACE EVER! XD

[thedon68889]

tell him his food is no good! he'll have a heart attack!!

[lilypop87]

"Camera 4, Camera 4? camera 4?! :D" lol~

[jamesberandom]

You have almost twice as many subscribers as vlogbrothers.

[jamesberandom]

@jamesberandom Now. I meant to say now. Don't get annoyed at me and say this was made a year ago.

[moonman57]

I am you from the future.

Look up.

[kirky469]

With baker Templars BITCH!!!

[JonsAdventureStories]

Baker assassin?

Sneeze.

[TmTal321]

how come toby dosent put needy on his new videos?

[Ilovepie241]

THROW A NUGGET IN A BUISCIT!!

[HoodedAnimal]

Baker assassin?

Dark Brotherhood, anyone?

[questcrewforever]

dayumm toby has a stache! :P

[EpiiikZzZ4238]

To kill a baker assassin you must do this. Exactly this. You must go to the North pole ask Santa Claus what he wants for Christmas. He will give you a candy cane. It is no ordinary candy cane so don't eat it. Next go to the Lincoln memorial. Throw the candy cane at his left foot and a door will open. Follow the path until it splits into two paths. Choose the left path and continue. You will find an M1911 Colt with "TOBUSCUS" Scratched on it. There will also be black colored bullets.

[Draybolt4]

@EpiiikZzZ4238 nice

[Ssilevos1917]

Look out! I'm not from the future, it's just a piece of adivce

[iambuzz99]

Toby I'm u in the past I'm murdering ur mothers fathers grandsons dog!

[Unitedfilmers1]

toby, I am you from the past travelling into the future, so I can watch my future self so no paradoxes occur - superfangran on Unitedfilmers1.

[anuglyperson89]

im a baker assassin.

[robloxMATTY1319]

use a baguette 

[plopman12]

i'm gonna un-subscribe

[writergirl7712]

Wow....and now he's number 27 most subscribed...how things have changed. This proves one thing:

Toby will always just keep getting more epic.

[TheKeyblademaster001]

camera 4 ... camera 4? ... camera 4!

[206Zelda]

@TheKeyblademaster001

Located in the 4th Wall.

[LPSvideofreak]

How do you fight a baker assasin hmmm...............Throw bread at him/her and yell i will assasin you with my bread then they wld leave you alone :) problem solved

[LPSvideofreak]

Dear Toby I love your videos (God Bless you) but you have to make a video on little big planet 2 if you dont the world will be attacked by dogs singing justin bieber.....pretty sure none of us wld want tht now!

[freakofspades09]

toby im you from the year 1983 and im already being attacked so watch out

[richepicness]

warm milk

[DarkRaizing24]

Did he not have griffin back then? Did needy die?

[cptelrion]

mister toby turner we the russian mafia can protect you from the assasins with a little fine you will pay us..meet us in the 308943372467574 block square



[MattMotionTV]

0:01 - 3:19

LOLOLOLOLOL?

[Banananuma]

Im subscribing any ways

[EzioAuditore1111]

to stop a baker assassin throw a burnt loaf of bread,they don't like burnt stuff lol

[Zeroviron]

this is the first video I've ever seen of tobuscus :)

[masterxcobra]

dear toby

stop drop and roll man! in 12/12/11

[ACBrox39]

so the projectiles come from the side. and Stevens off to the die. how peculiar

[Jackster0812]

i no how to fight a baker assassin you throw a cake in his face

[eugenealbanouy]

Find 256 knives and 189 and throw it to them but you've got to be quick toubuscuscus

[maxiecool11]

Dear toby

Me again, new channel, that one sucked...

Jump.