PlayStation SUCKurity

[Miscreant777]

Ps3, xbox, same thing.

[socc3rchamp]

Guess who's getting hacked now? XBL users! That's right!

XBL users are having their information stolen, actually!

Hehehe

[ProjectGibix]

Funny how people believe that PS3's users got hacked lol. No one's info got jacked :P

[reo1994]

i just got top comment thank ps3 SUCKurity

[gamerdude1246]

LOL

Ps3 sucks dick..

[Fakebritishman]

ha swiper

[slayermate07]

this is fucking hilarious... this probably the only good thing that happened during the sony fuck up.

[murdock465465]

Console flaming wars..? Count me in Cap'n!!! :D

Where do I start..? First of all.. Ps3 Jailbreak? Yeah, cause Xbox360 wasn't hacked pretty much from day one, right..? Oh, the infamous red ring.. Ummmm.. Yes! Shitty games! Ummm... Paying for playing online...? Ok, thats pretty stupid

[davidsonchamps2009]

its funny, but you have to keep in mind credit card info was never lost

[sethious1]

SWIPER NO SWIPE!!!

[jonnnyboy88]

i liv in vermont lol ;)

[PeteBrosnan]

xbox is dead

[ElCholo2579]

@PeteBrosnan yep thats why its getting hacked by Lulzsec anonymous and any 16 year ols that jas a jailbreak PS3

[CSRgamer]

@PeteBrosnan

You're dead

[woopdedoopdedoo]

@PeteBrosnan Why do you say that?

[that1dude0092]

@woopdedoopdedoo cause he is trying to get your attention

[woopdedoopdedoo]

@that1dude0092 Yeah i guess so..

[Amberdextrix]

@PeteBrosnan

"Microsoft has now sold 55 million Xbox 360 consoles across 38 countries and sales are accelerating.

Xbox 360 maintains its lead in the U.S. as the top selling console in 2011, and ten of the past eleven months. In the first four months of 2011, Xbox 360 has seen a 29 percent year over year increase in sales, which is more than triple the growth of PlayStation 3 and the largest growth of any console on the market."

Doesn't seem dead to me. Seems like the PS3 is dead in the water.

[PeteBrosnan]

@Amberdextrix do you really waste your time searching about that kind of stuff? what a fanboy

[Amberdextrix]

@PeteBrosnan

That would be a fangirl.

You are the one who stated the 360 is dead. It's not, by far.

[YouIWish90]

Do I know you fatty?

[Merrier15]

and sucj my cock....

[SamMorale]

Nice video! Gotta love Sarcastic Gamer :P

[HowlingMage2010]

thank you sony. thanks to you i now own a house and a enzo so thank you sony.

[slayermate07]

i tried to download 1st game, lbp, on the welcome back programmes on my psp. It instantly made an installation fail msg. So i tried to get it on my ps3, and it is downloading, after 7000 error messages. I was so relieved, that i tried to download pusuit force, my second promised game, only to find that iT no longer had an option to download the game. Plus the first download failed midway, so i lost both of my promised games for no fucking reason.

thx sony, you lying fucktards. PISSTATION FTW!

[gadarenedemon]

@slayermate07 Account management, Transaction management, SCEA Promotions, get your games and quit bitching about free stuff.

[slayermate07]

@gadarenedemon that's what i did... it says remaining zero...fuck them

[XxSpRiTeZzxX]

ROFL.Swiper the fox. XD

[markie758]

dumb

[beniking1111]

...or when ever we get this thing back up...

[3jesstin]

The psn hack was Osama's last great feat

[xFox1028]

LOL I have ps3 and this is funny lolololololololol

[dracox289]

Xbox, still not getting it

[xFox1028]

@dracox289 Thats right :)

[AFilms01]

Why would you ever take someone seriously with a name like MLGHaloKid...

[MLGHaloKid]

@AFilms01 Why would you ever take someone seriously with a name like AFilms

[AFilms01]

@MLGHaloKid damn son you original!

[MLGHaloKid]

@AFilms01 Damn son you original!

[jch010]

Its ok because Osamas Dead!

[CambridgeHD]

YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO RELEASE INFORMATION TO BIN LADEN COS HES KINDA DEAD

[PwNeRTheReal]

Why cant i share this on Facebook?

[terminatorgir]

why did this show up in my subscriptions again...thumbs down

[Rammsteinn8Italia]

it's still not up, i mean of course its free, but its been over a week now...

[snouup]

see, "i own a boat. i dont even have a job!". so is it really necessary to go for a credit then ?? why use a credit card -when youre unemployed-, if you arent about to make any debts. dumb america

[profcory1]

I like this video.

[Ariolander]

Someone used my leaked PSN info to try to charge all kinds of stuff to my Xbox Live account which info mirrored my PSN account details. Luckily none of the charges went through but took 20 minutes with support to get all the details changed.

[mreccoone]

great vid :) 

[clockendboy]

So more people are using this to add flame to the console war. Typical fanboys... *facepalm*

[ralerajko]

ahahaahaa

[SMOKY427]

U MAD ?

[MLGHaloKid]

@SMOKY427 U MAD?

[SMOKY427]

@MLGHaloKid U MAD ?

[MLGHaloKid]

@SMOKY427 U MAD ?

[SMOKY427]

@MLGHaloKid U MAD ?

[MLGHaloKid]

@SMOKY427 U MAD ?

[hunter101sgames]

It only does identity theft

[ericzxvc]

You should say the name's of the people featured in the video

[phantisimoRs2name]

xbox = awesome

PS3 = gay

[ThreeSeventyFive]

You realize that the credit cards were encrypted and there were NO reports of credit card fraud due to the hack, right?

[TheCheezyGuy]

funny how sony has one of the hardest security systems to hack, and even though it was hacked, they actually did something about it. not like xbox where a hacker can do whatever he wants whenever he wants, scam some little kid out of his money, or fucking mod any game he wants. microsoft is a joke.

[solidmeijer]

@TheCheezyGuy oh yeah thats why we got our network down right?

[deadblood2]

@TheCheezyGuy thats kind of funny because MW2 for the ps3 is full of hackers, it is basically a hacker game, and mw2 for xbox is the same its always been, with minimal hackers. o and im pretty sure xbox didnt go down for a week because of a hacker. i no this because i have both systems because im not an ignorant person that hates on other systems for the smallest reason. both systems have there pros and cons.

[ericzxvc]

@TheCheezyGuy I don't see how your comment makes sense, sony's security rly can't be that great if they got hacked. and modding a game and hacking the system are two very different things hacking is waht happened to the ps3, modding is what happens to both consoles, probably more on the ps3 though. As for scamming if you're stupid enough to fall for it, you deserved it, and I don't see how that happens anymore on the xbox then the ps3. anyways your comment was stupid and you're a fanboy so STFU

[TheCheezyGuy]

@ericzxvc hacking and modding a mulitplayer game or console are the same thing, because to mod a game, you have to hack it you derp. ps3's security is 3 times harder to hack than your precious little xbox, thats a fact. you can directly link a 360 to a computer and fuck shit up. no such thing on the ps3. lastly, i didnt fall for anything like that. but i was pointing out that tons of people do that on the 360, and still do. so dont lie to protect your console you fanboy trash.

[steve122333444455555]

@TheCheezyGuy

You are one of those idiots who thinks the playstation can't be hacked.

Look up some facts first okay?

They are both consoles playstation being free being easier to hack than xbox.

Both games are modded about the same so 3x harder on playstation? No!

You CANNOT hook an xbox directly to your computer, however you can store data from an xbox and put it on your computer like you can with a playstation.

Go troll somewhere else or at least do some research first.

[TheCheezyGuy]

@steve122333444455555 and youre one of those idiots who doesnt know shit about anything hes saying. so please get your facts straight before you introduce yourself into an argument. oh, and also, trollololololololololololololl­oololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololololollolololol­olollololololololololololool

[steve122333444455555]

@TheCheezyGuy

No you should get yours. Go hide in your fanboy cave and jack off to some little big planet. 

[ixbleedxfire]

@steve122333444455555 I'm not a PS3 fanboy, but you actually can hook ur 360 directly to your comp. And Idgaf, Little Big Planet is a great party game. lmfao

[TheCheezyGuy]

@steve122333444455555 ok ill try my hardest, those sackboys are just so erotic.

[sonicfan666]

see this is why i own a xbox 360

[rajlle]

haha xD this is funny. Now i want the psn to get back online. Thanks for this video :)

[skillzbeyondskillz]

still bashing geohot, even though he will win his case and did nothing wrong. if sony chose not to sue him for no reason the hackers wouldnt have attacked them. Anonymous said they will only stop when they drop the geohot case. Anonymous said that this isnt them but im sure they have the same ideologies.

[red33m23]

Come ooon..these things happen..

I still like the PS more than Xbox

[andrewnaylor08]

leave geohot alone

[iani103]

And THATS why Xbox asks makes you pay for XBL

Because they protect their network.

Sony's multiplayer is in the basement of someone who works there

It's like your penis

It... Never... Gets... Touched... NEVER!

[jacksimon67]

@iani103 xbox don't protect their network any more than ps do. If microsoft is so good with security why do i have to buy antivirus for my windows PC? If microsoft is more secure why are have some modern warefare games got phishing scams in them? If microsoft cares so much about your details why do you have to call them to make them forget your card details? Your screwed in the head if you think that the money your are spending on xbox live goes towards security, it goes in ballmer's wallet.

[MLGHaloKid]

@jacksimon67 ps3 vs a pc??? you're an joke. Ur just mad and can't stand the fact that xbox 360 is better so instead you compare ps3 with the system where all the hackers are from

[TheCheezyGuy]

@iani103 nice dumbass, completely ignorant comment. its good to know that an expert like yourself is going around spreading this bullshit, making the world a better place. youre a regular captain planet.

[colombiandragon]

but on the positive note if I spent 75$ a year to play online I would be pretty pissed if the network was down... oh wait I don't

[xxx0takuGamer]

I deserve that. Im on a cell w/ no reply option so using @ takes effort. And Im an American. Sorry for the confusion. No H8, Iza Fan.

[theorderoforange]

xbox mw2 is hacked :P thats how it all started at psn lol

[monkey1o8]

These coments are just full of xbox fanboys...

[xxx0takuGamer]

@sarcasticgamer Sorry didnt know you took vid comments so personal. I was replying to the commenters that were makin a large fussy over the situation. Mys Bad Big Guy ;)

[sarcasticgamer]

@xxx0takuGamer use the @ symbol for less confusion

[CuDizz]

@sarcasticgamer Do you work for Veridian Dynamics?

[Johhn8D]

Lololololol

[IMOVIES1337]

yay wardrox!

[RollinJoints]

dumb

[yootoobnoob1]

was that Gomer Pyle at the beginning??

[Blaketoberfest]

It Only Does Identity Theft.

[xxx0takuGamer]

I must be illinformed. They told me theres no proof CC#'s were taken. Besides if ur poor (like most gamers) theres nothing to steal from your DEBIT cards.

[wilcabob]

@xxx0takuGamer At least you havnt got mch to lose. but neither do i. lol. my coisins go a load of money on hers so i dont think she was that happy when she found out

[sarcasticgamer]

@xxx0takuGamer either we're illinformed or you take jokes literally.  One or the other for sure.

[wilcabob]

@sarcasticgamer do you have a ps3 or xbox?

[rstan58]

@sarcasticgamer this is funny, good job, do u like the ps3?

[wilcabob]

would you say that im the only sensible one as i seem to be the only person i know with an xbox

[AssassinsReign]

@xxx0takuGamer you know this channel is called "sarcastic" gamer right?

[xxx0takuGamer]

@AssassinsReign OMG WTF R U F'N KIDDING ME! WHOLYQUILT I DID NOT KNOW THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AssassinsReign]

@xxx0takuGamer Well I am glad I enlightened you then- you should be more attentive -.-

[geoffvador]

@xxx0takuGamer that herts. 

[UltraredM]

@xxx0takuGamer Did you know there's no proof that other sapient life exists in the universe?

But it probably does anyway.

[slayermate07]

@xxx0takuGamer <---- one grumpy sony fanboy troll.

P.S I STILL HAVEN'T GOT MY FREE GAMES ON MY PISSTATION, fuck those lying japS

BECAUSE PLAYING IT SAFE IS BORING LOL

[tomtoms222]

Yeah! Fuck PS3

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

@tomtoms222 Fanboy I presume?

[Best0x0xD]

to anikan skywalker and the joker ? omg im so happy that i have a pc and xbox *_*

[hrhitter92]

rofl Swipper the Fox

[ilovepancakeswithjam]

my xbox is still collecting dust anyway ;)  playstation <3

[Massakre8492nd]

use PSN card... problem solved

[tudythegangster]

Today, PSN, tomorrow, Fagbox Live, day after tomorrow: PC gaming domination returns.

Deal wif it.

[TheBenTonks]

im still glad i have a ps3 :) ive just been playing portal 2 mortal kombat and bulletstorm

[Ryan117innit]

@TheBenTonks All games that are availiable for the xbox and more fun online?

[TheBenTonks]

@Ryan117innit yeah i'm just saying I dont mind it being down

[FoxXonfor]

@mrjubble same i was just waiting

[Luxis5]

This is the main reason why I have a XBox

[Costerguy1234556]

I'm so glad I don't have a console and I have a PC. :P

[LifewithNick]

im so glad i have a xbox!

[AuronAD]

Xbox FTW11111!

[bradwparrell]

Didn't think sarcastic gamer was still alive.

[5had0w5talk3r]

@bradwparrell They have a website and podcasts and forums, ya know...

[bradwparrell]

@5had0w5talk3r I do know. They just really slowed down with most content.

[CroGamer002]

All I can say that people who hacked PSN are douchebags.

[Nicksolo85]

Anybody who hacks into something containing personal info (Credit Card info, SSN & anything else pertaining to one's personal identity) & steals said info (not just on PSN but anywhere) really ought to just get their fucking fingers cut off.

[rebostorm19]

SGUK <3

[Tullerman]

Even though I'm scared to death of loosing my money this is still funny

[Johhn8D]

More like playstationNOTwork!

AmIRight

[wika57]

@Johhn8D thats a knee slapper :D

[hattrickster33]

Playstation...it only does offline:P BTW you sound like Yes Man from FNV.

[SSJPENGUIN]

Hey that guy has a boat! :o

[GeEkyKibBles]

suckurity...

[ROFLCOPTER1909]

Hitch hiker's thumb . . .

[toto7179]

Oh.. How I missed these kind of videos from you...

[cuttock]

Make BM!!

[BellyJellySmelly]

Playstation 3 is Great-- Great games, Great service, but things went bad when this shit happened, sorry sony : /

[sarcasticgamer]

@Animefreak869 you have a great mind for comedy... Jax? A virgin. baaaahhahaaaa

[Jaxboxchick]

@sarcasticgamer Hey now...just because DogsDie is all mormon and moral and I'm the equivalent of the devil doesn't mean I couldn't pretend to be a virgin!

[rbrtchng]

aww i was hoping for a song lol

[maynardjustwins]

now im sad

[iLuvCake3]

I started laughing like crazy when I saw Swiper xD

[gooferman609]

i heard its going to take them a week to get it back up!

[talk57]

jax was too drunk to read the script again

[BatDude27]

where do i sign up?

[2chainallboutrs]

lol 0:56

[shingolio]

SOOO....

There I was being a Playstaion 3 bragging about how i cant be hacked

[TheRct3bob]

PSOWNED!

[TamarindLAZ]

DogsDie stole the show for me. But maybe I'm just a really big Brown Show fanboy. Nice to see new SG parody videos. Hope PSN gets back on its feet soon.

[Wolfeman4sure]

Now this is the kind of stuff I like to see. Good job Sarcastic Gamer!

[Personsen]

I'm so glad I picked Xbox ^_^

[samus7124]

@Personsen I know huh?

[MyAccount217]

@Personsen Xbox gets shut down too, its happened before.

[Personsen]

@MyAccount217 Yeah, but Xbox doesn't let our credit card info get leaked.

[Renuzitus]

PlayStation Notwork

[annythepip]

Sega Genesis FTW.

[silentdeath204]

you know they couldve avoided all of this if they didnt piss people off so much by blocking linux from running on the playstation 3. the people that you dont want to piss off is the linux community they have way too much time and know how on their hands. if sony stopped installing rookits, "security updates", and worthless programs onto our systems i doubt that anything like this wouldve happened.

[annythepip]

@silentdeath204 Linux sucks I don't want that garbage on my system. Nuff said.

[silentdeath204]

@annythepip i never had linux on my playstation but the fact that it was an option was always a cool thing. and if it sucks why is there suck a huge following behind it, i use both vista and linux.

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

Oh thou console war is wretched indeed.

Please shut the fuck up fanboys, all gaming consoles have their flaws. Microsft releases failing console hardware and didn't fix it for FIVE YEARS, Sony with its security and Nintendo? I don't need to say anything about Nintendo, everyone already knows.

Thumbs up if you're fucking sick of this six year console war.

[TheSecondNobles]

@dekuscrubbyfan888 So then stop fighting and end it. I own 2 xboxes a ps3, nintendo DS, and a PC. I have games for them all. Im not much of a fan I like them all.

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

@TheSecondNobles I'm not fighting it, I'm attempting to put common sense into people's heads, but it seems it isn't common after all.

[DJBuckCallYo]

Ps3 sucks 360 sucks? Oh fan boys when will it ever end? In the end both companies made mistakes.

Microsoft for ripping off many of their consumers by selling fail first generation consoles that couldn't even last a year.

And Sony for their flaw in security.....

[cod4boy45]

Actually the PS3 security is greater then the Xbox, but whoever did it, did it to the playstaion.

[62cky4powerthirst]

look up the predator incident for xbox live...

[BL8DRUNN3R]

lol this is fucking hilarious

[arronritch]

Captain Average there reminding us of the high quality acting and accents that come from the crew at SGUK. He and Yamster must just be sitting by the phone waiting for Hollywood to call them up.

[BanicRhys]

Fucking anons, is nothing sacred to them?

I own a PS3 and I found this humerus.

[HollowIchigo136]

Awwww no song parody =(

[G4MERM4D09]

im un subbing just coz this guy h8s ps3 too much.

[ChadLikesGuitars]

@G4MERM4D09 PS3 sucks.

[G4MERM4D09]

@ChadLikesGuitars shut up cardboard box fan boy

[ChadLikesGuitars]

@G4MERM4D09 PS3 sucks.

[iTzFrantiC]

@ChadLikesGuitars Not really, xbox fails