Eddie Izzard on Raptors

[Bigfatbutterfly02]

I love how he pulls that cheeky face when he does the raptor

[nliausacmmv]

Looking for raptor porn. If I find it, I'm sending it to the xkcd guy.

[kerowyn1]

That poor raptor, what did he every do to the cop?

[nationalistactivist]

eddies friends are in the Labour Party, see this site.. w w w . Labour25 . c o m

[mejazzful]

how could someone dislike this

[GunningRage]

Obviously 2 people dont like raptors...

[TheChaosflame09]

download raptor porn

[Twilcox9]

This was such a brilliant show. So glad he came to Auckland!!

[Antiks72]

I WANNA GO TO ENGLAND AND STUDY LITERATURE.

[jayci68]

moo

[BlueThunderFlik]

Expecting that raptor to finish with "and I was very, very drunk".

[SinataSeries]

Put on subtitles. Apparently Eddie told the raptor he should be adopted. XD

[Tensionbreaker14]

I bet Raptors are into some......kinky stuff.... o3o

[jeweatingdino]

... don't cops carry guns? Why would you punch him?

[Halldisa]

@jeweatingdino no, becos its a british raptor, our traffic cops dont encounter raptors often so not much need for guns

[SinataSeries]

@Halldisa Yeah, not that often. Every now and then.

[GenericGuitar]

@jeweatingdino In the U.K. cops don't carry guns.

[THEMSASBOYZ]

@GenericGuitar N.Ireland cops have Handguns, Bolt action rifles,Shotguns,Self-loading carbines,Full automatic submachine guns,Self-loading rifles .Full automatic rifles,sniper rifles.Suppressed or silenced weapons.Concealed weapons.heavy calibre (similar to Barrett .50” or 12.7mm and larger)Riot/baton guns, Military type rocket or grenade launchers. Devices capable of dispensing noxious chemicals Anti-aircraft, anti-vehicle or anti-armour ammunition, weapons, rockets or missiles. Toxic UAV`s

[mrmebs]

Very Busy . . . .

[MsAlternativexxx]

I lovvveeeee that 'dustbin lid' noise!

[CleverTurkeyToast]

Who is this 1 dislikey person?

[wizzzer1337]

rule 34...

[IntarwebUser]

It... just doesn't seem right seeing him without a dress on. And with a beard? Not natural at all. :/

[BrothersSilentium]

@IntarwebUser Still hot though.

[Hojoky96]

"is this your car sir?" "rawrr."

[coolHalo2Glitches]

"you were going a million miles an hour"

"O rly? O.o"

[WeirdUglyPeople]

PROFESSOR BEDLAM FROM MY SUPER EX GIRLFRIEND!

[darksimnecro]

@WeirdUglyPeople THANK YOU that's been eating at me i knew i saw him in a movie i just couldn't think of what it was

[CRokkan]

Now I won't be able to resist googling "raptor porn"

[4242564deathsdoor]

*swings microphone around* "it's a fooking raptah!!"

[Andelect1]

I was in the middle with my friend, he made the bazooka noise soo much, best night ever!

[tinaconclave]

god, he is hilarious.

[hypnocSlayer]

aww he didnt do the breathalizer D:

[TheLordZixx]

a way to deal with a raptor; hit it with a dustbin and kick it XD

[TriiipleExxx]

i was in the front row :D

[twinkytheunicorn]

favorite comedian your one of the 3 people i would like to meet

[avenged7fold753]

Saw him live. Best night of my life

[Hojoky96]

@avenged7fold753 same here, it was so awesome.

[kirstyasher2]

@avenged7fold753 same :) and this was my favourite joke of the whole night i properly hooted haha

[rockstaraccountant]

Omg I laughed hard when I saw this! I love him!

[ArmyGal131]

I saw this show at London's O2 Arena on December 7th...that was actual epic =] x

[HitodamaKyrie]

Heh, Silly brit on the wrong side of the car. XP

[Hyorinmaruice]

@HitodamaKyrie The British drive on the left side of the road and British cars are made where the driver is on the left.

[HitodamaKyrie]

@Hyorinmaruice You think I live under a rock? I know that... =|

It was a joke...

[Hyorinmaruice]

@HitodamaKyrie Every seen a raptor drive a car. They must drive on the left side because they want to.

[HitodamaKyrie]

@Hyorinmaruice Obviously it's a british raptor. Cheerio. =P

[Hyorinmaruice]

@HitodamaKyrie Indeed it must be.

[JRaptor118]

@HitodamaKyrie

YOU CALLED?

[SinataSeries]

@Hyorinmaruice In a British car, the driver is on the right, not the left.

They do drive on the left, though.

[Kraken812]

After seeing this live, he inspired me to make a puppet! GAWD BLESS YE, EDDIE!