SPEED DATING

[kat161600]

jucystar07 brought me here! :P

[222cece]

couldnt afford a real microphone

[BarleyParsley]

3:14 haha

[BOTDFbitch4ever]

His freckles match his goofy, wonderful personality:)

[GirlxPowerx]

SHANE DAWSON! YOU'RE SO HOT!

[alexchiltonLC]

Ok the gay one with the hilarious white hat needs to be a character lol

[JohnAK19]

Say it...You're a rapist...Damn LOL

[lilmizlexxy]

Edward always wins..ALWAYS..MUHAHAHA

[fredythekiller6]

my worst date was when the girl spit spagetti in my face

[dancegreen333]

I know what you are. RAPIST!!!

lol!

[punkblade88]

oh,im not a lezbian...:).....NEITHOR AM I!!!!

[navdai]

My worst date is where...the guy told me he is currently going tru a divorce...no more blind dates for me

[navdai]

i like his micro-remote lol lol

[JustSmileBig11]

"I JUST WANT TO FUCK! " "AMEN TO THAT!" ;D

[TheBrandNameShoe]

omg 0:26 her phone was flipped closed



[uniquequeen1999]

@TheBrandNameShoe omg i just noticed! lawl

[TheBrandNameShoe]

edward always wins! yeeuup

[chickenchiz25059678]

lol at 0:44 mic is a remote lol!

[chickenchiz25059678]

i laughed so much in this video i have a headache....O_o

[MariaSolgaard]

like if u favorite this vid because u dont want muffins to die!!

[Wolfy2k10]

I JUST WANNA FUCK!

AMEN TO THAT!

[MrSuperboy2002]

"i know what you are" "say it!" "RAPIST!!"

[luvpup50]

@glorybloodtears you know muffins is his cat, right?

[glorybloodtears]

I faved it just for the muffins I hate when muffins die

[lladyllove1]

Those are aunt hilda's glasses...lol

[Sweekcake]

Thats not a timer, thats a thermostat!

[xAcidxXxRainx]

@Sweekcake noooo, really ??

[Sweekcake]

@xAcidxXxRainx Yes really?!

[bribri20019]

di anyone else notice that her phone was closed at the begginning

[MnkeyfishPICKLES]

does anyone else see the thermostat?

[dateinadashuk]

hillarious

[batmanfan21000]

that is a thermostat not a bell

[BriluvsDahvieVanity]

i watched it in hd wheres my virtual kiss shane lee

[MrJoeAizen]

AND S-DEEZY WAS BORN

[ellie200225]

hmmm i wonder if that is his real phone number?????

[SuperXxsammiexx]

@ellie200225 look in the description -.-

[TrinasFilms]

I wish my thermostat could do that...

[adriandrewreyes]

It's weird cause her phone is closed

[Vladamireseximus]

The worst date i've ever been on...Hmmm, He took me out to a steak dinner...In Sydney...Then i stayed with him (not for sex because im not from sydney) I found my self abandoned in the middle of a huge city that i know nothing about!...I had to sleep on the goddanm street for 2 nights!! No shit true story... :/.

[Jojoannanne]

her flip fone isnt even open hahahah

[TheIceSamurai]

look at tod

watch shananay meets shanes family

tod is aunt hilda's husband

[MsZackyV6661]

HI IM TOD!!! :p

[1998valeriu]

i know what you are your skin is pale white and ice cold.you never go to sunlight

say it say it LOUD!

you are a vampire!

no,i just play a lot of word of warcraft

[1881twilight]

HI IM TOD! xD <3

[BOTDF4EVERZZZ]

Ohh, I'm not a lesbian.

*Deep man voice* NEITHER AM I.

Fucking amazingg.

[TeamClara]

i know what you are. your skin is pale white and ice cold. you never go into the sunlight.

say it. say it out loud.

RAPIST.

[matthewryansheridan6]

im bout to turn 19, he's the fucking shis nis

[alyshagoode010201]

and the air conditioner for the buzzer :)

[mowkneekah]

Rapitht! LOL How cute

[erecordings9999]

WOW 00:37 !!!!

[cupcakefan29]

edward always wins!!!!!*whisper*always......

[lucyhodsonx]

"Is that a handcuff?"

"YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE BITCH"

[hopeforfailer]

Edward ALWAYS wins!!!!!!

[MultiKatkitty]

My boyfriend left during a move and left me their in the movie theater all by myself

:(

[MrHello123583]

The worst date I've ever been on would have to be my first date. I was soo freakin' nervous! Soo nervous that I almost puked on my date! I'm soo glad I held it in.

[Eleanorssss]

thumbs up brittanis's phone is closed :)

[EllaBella2012]

BEST BITS: 0:31 0:46 1:52 2:38 3:11 3:25 3:35 3:49 4:34 hahahaha :P

[MehProductions100]

My name is Edward...

[killerviller1995]

i favorited cuss i dont want muffins to die

[1234cla567]

shane..how do i make u my FB friend pleassssseeee tell me i a HUGE fan of urs i will do anything!!!! :)

[paulfaith69]

found my perfect date at polishdatinguk(dot)co its also the cheapest i've come across

[toasterhammer]

Best ending ever

[jadeluvsmusic7]

my worst date ever hmmm well...

ONE of my worstd ates ever would be the time we went to chuck-E- cheese and a kid took a shit in the play thing...

we were making out in there...

[ninjagrl809]

haaaaaaa he's useing a remote

[levmailhere]

I have that same remote

[xxDisasterPunk]

This was the first Shane Dawson video I ever saw. Two years later I can still say almost every word to this video. Dawson Love. x3

[unicornhornsrock]

i know what you are

say it

rapist

lol

[VictoriaObsessed101]

I love the creepy gay announcer xD

[chicababyize]

you cant do the edward hair

[OnePieceGirl17]

Brittany is never in Shanes new videos... What happened to her? :(

[OhhLaLaz]

@OnePieceGirl17 ?

[tinybenni]

@OnePieceGirl17 Same thing that happened to Ijustine.

[Magmoso]

@OnePieceGirl17 shane moved and they no longer live close by

[itzallboutme07]

@OnePieceGirl17 you know she has her own channel right?

[Gilc3tv]

i juat wanna f$&k!!!

[islainthesky]

Those who don't tell, arn't swell!

[StetsonsAreCoool]

An apple!!! WITH A RAZOR BLADE IN IT.

[Hellzzhand]

im 10 i want to fuck shane

[islainthesky]

@Hellzzhand  lol

[musiclover4117]

He ate half in apple in a bite!!!!!

[hisehise98]

the annotation in the beginning said watch in hd.... you cant

[jaylayyyysmosher]

is it weird that when shane ate that apple it really turned me on.

[ForeverARaver]

Anyone else notice that the first girls phone was closed when she "hung up"

[HamtaroHeartTea]

Brittani looks like she's drugged =_=

[dunnester100]

There so many crazy people in this town i mean everywhere you look over here over there

Is that a handcuff

YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE BITCH

best line ever

[IkiOSFreak]

i know what your are...

say it ....

rapist ...

LMAO

[snowqueen090]

"Edward always wins.

ALWAYS."

That goes for all the Jacob team people. ;D

[bighappy78]

"oh I'm not a lesbian"

"NEITHER AM I" LMAO

[VocaloidLover13]

In the beginning of the video, Brittani was using the back of her phone to talk.. :D

[RainBowMaggly]

I JUST WANNA FUCK!

[LeilaMakesItLoud]

I have the same "Fernbedienung" ! XD

[volleyballymca]

Why was this being krappy???

[bookittystumpy5]

i went to the movies and these kids kept bothering me and my boyfriend so i tolled them i was going to text the police if hey did stop.... and they believed me

[maymiserable]

910 peopel dunno what they call nabboo

[Raynebowcupcakes]

how many times do u wanna watch the edward scene 100

[fobninja]

age it but a number... lol 500000 starts

[GibbyMustKillSteve]

"I juss wanna fuck!!"

"Amen to that!!!"

[WolfieSalai]

Tod accutly looks like one of my friends, friends...Creepy o.o

[JenaAikensChannel]

Never seen someone eat an apple like that before ..

[Zacharyesterlingful]

3:27 was hilarious

[imtheforgottenangel]

I love this vid. it's like my 2nd time watching it.

[ultimateboosterable]

I JUST WANNA FUCK!

Sounds like Apple designing a vibrator.

iJustWannaFuck lol

[prettyrose555]

oh im not a lesbian

[deep voice]

neither am i

[cuddlecatcutey3789]

(I JUST WANNA FUCK) amen to that ah lol

[Adriel01XD]

Neither am I ;D

[unicornhornsrock]

YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE BITCH!!!!!!! LOL that was sooooo funny!

[MonicaStofan]

I JUST WANT TO FUCK !!!!!!!!

[IvanaSreca]

YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE. BITCH AHAHAHAHAH

[hollsam123]

thumps up ifyou like the way he is using a remote for a mike

[3xtremewaffel]

0:43 remoite.  fail

[Makeupbysavvy]

This was made on my Birthday!!!

[maxisbrill]

i dont want muffins to die

[MelyssaRawrzXD]

nice bell to start the dating there psh its not a thermostat.

[xmotionless475]

OHMYGOD YOUR FACE when you say "no innappropriate language" ahahaahahahhahaa. i was laughing for like a half hour <33

[xmotionless475]

shane i love it when you play a host for a show ahahhahahah 

[iloveCupcakesAlways1]

Surpise ending lol

[Cammy252]

ummmm, wow i feel sorry for her

[yeahshitSHITshityeah]

he seems normal ??!!! xD

[SadieDawsonTV]

Guys . . See the size of the dis-like bar? Ok now look at the size of your dick. See a relationship!?

[LivetoLovefornow]

not muffins! D; 01:31

[xYingReng]

I can make you look more human :D LOL

[chelseak1029rocks]

thats a nice bell u got there shane

[clallovi]

PM/CMT Music on Edward date.. CCFan

[piinkninja123]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL xD

[enya764]

BRITNII:i know what u are EDWARD; say it..... BRITANII:rapist! EDWARD: is it that ovious!! X) thumbss up if thatss funny x)

[Alwaystalkingshow]

i love it that shanes the gay guy anouncer

[Awesomestuff234]

Remote Microphone

[lizstone001]

* * * * * (5 star)

[NEWShaneDawsonTV]

This is my new channel guys, so check it out!

-Shane Dawson

[Alwaystalkingshow]

@NEWShaneDawsonTV when are you going to do shane and shanaynays whedding

[BerryflameLuv]

@NEWShaneDawsonTV Fake.

FAKE.

ITSALIE.

[ROCKSTAR2000LIZ]

I have that headband thing shane! :)

[MissyPiggy334]

2:46... PORNO MUSIC/COMMENT TIME :D

[DarkLustDesire69]

@MissyPiggy334 Ah...watching too much community channel?

[MissyPiggy334]

@DarkLustDesire69 yeah, i'm watching the old ones since she's too lazy to post new ones -_-

[emogurlified]

haha wow

[c00kiem0nster2166]

a remote mm thats original hahhahahah

[MintberryCrunchify]

brittani's phone was backwards!!

[bloodthirstyvampire8]

The Shane version of edward can rape me anytime he wants...

[willet4orange]

i know what you are, just say it, rapist

[TokloTheLion]

XD her phone wasn't even open!! LOL!!

[cocobutters11]

BRITTANI!! LOVE YOU!

[muserox1011]

@cocobutters11 CALM DOWN

[JulienRaexo95]

check out JULIEN RAE the perfect me

[annoyingsisterss]

turn on cc were it say the words 1:04 lofl

[cute3Angel]

UR PHONE IS CLOSED! U HUNG UP ON TEH PERSON U WERE TALKING TO!

[amyifi]

did u hear the happy pets breeding music??



[megacaleb01]

Shane i think ur vids are SUPER FUNNY!!! I like 7 Minutes in heaven

[BluePanda37]

her phones backwards

[FabianAndNina4ever]

I love how the "announer"'s mic is a remote!

[VougeNerds]

I've been known to rub a lantern and release a couple of genies. :L

[MorticiaBiersack]

"Oh i see you boo. You one of them hidden nasties." HAHAHAHA

[TalleytubbieBeauty]

Shane + Country accent = oommmmfffggg<3

[TheDjdman]

5 Stars for the TV remote :)

[mfu2000]

say it rapist LOL

[ProficiencyR]

I thought no touching!? Why did Edward touched Brittani's hand??????? :P

[Champion8297]

I just wanna FUCK! Lol

[iClara2010]

Are you scared?

Yes...

Why?

I know what you are..

Say it...

RAPIST!

[BedHeadMonster]

"no roofing... Tyron!" lolilolol love it

[star10365]

Edward always wins...ALWAYS! muahahhahah

[fluffygurl5gz]

"those who dont tell are swell"

[case5maikee]

Music from 'Oh No where do we go" at the end! O.o

[Wolfy2k10]

allergy to air?? WTF?

[GothicPrincess123100]

Im not a lezbian.... NEVER IM I (deepsy) LOL

[whatyo21]

hiden nasties lol



[SommerSkittles]

904 people want muffins to die :(

[nannernlyv]

YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE, BITCH!!!!

[kayjaybean]

@nannernlyv I've been saying that all day lol

[mrsinsidious]

thumbs up if u immediately watched the vid in HQ to get a virtual kiss from shane <3 :D

[lsgarcia06]

i want to fuck amen to that!!