Awful Nintendo Games: Review Of Secret Scout In The Temple Of Demise

[Bzaafied]

I never thought there was a musical genre for "suicide" until I heard Color Dreams' music. GRACIOUS their music is terrible. It's like what I would imagine crack fiends to hear in their head when they walk.

[jozilife]

"GAYJITSU??" xD

[GirlVideoGameGeek]

I have to ask you 2 things

1. Have you or could you review Ghosts N Goblins for NES its really hard XD for me at least

2. Also, what recording and editing software do you use?

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

Have you ever played Toxic Crusaders? That game it's horrible.

[CyprusShu]

ljn is slightly worse then colour dreams LOL its HORRENDOUS

[9legoboy9]

The one song in this game isn't bad, but the game sucks



[11chuckles1]

what is color dreams's best game?

[MrNacer2007]

GAY GIT SU

hahahahahahaha

[TravisCondren]

The character sprites look like Menace Beach; also made by Color Dreams I believe.

[tsadrummer]

WHta the fuck is this?a Samurai milkman?. lmao

[TheSidecharacter]

People and animals living together to kill you

[stargate33846]

"WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING MAKING THIS BACKGROUND!"

[adsheadc]

Background looks like a vegaterian's vomit :)

[TheMhn5]

color nightmare? that seems a little racial doesn't it?

[LMTR14]

@TheMhn5 no it doesn't

[RegTrainer2]

"They're like fucking squirrels man"

[ZiomASek300]

I so rofled when you were chased by that black glasses dude and 3 eagles and archers on top of that :D LMAO

[gheith001]

"EVERY ENEMY IS LIKE A GODDAMN MINI-BOSS what the fuck is this?"

[WhenxChristxReturnsx]

Gay-jitsu hahaha

[Bgraboveall]

lol if you think that's bad you should try to review some Ocean or LJN games :D

[davidealessio]

the hand gives him balance? HAHAHAHAHAA LOLOLOL

[jonlscott]

genisis does what nintendont

[Flowtail]

You sound like my friend when he's ranting about his problems.

[spiderjerusalem100]

The graphics look pretty good for the NES but it's colour dreams so i know it will play like total shite.

[PirahnaProductions]

The third level is broken because i went to the door at the end and nothing happened.It's like colour dreams is fucking lazy.

[AlexisWarriorsFan]

"What the fuck is this!? It's like a Samurai Milkman." Lmao. XD

[MasterMonsters]

Holy crap its cyclops archers

[BustyPikachuAction]

lol

[NuxlyStardust]

It's quite ironic that they're called Color Dreams and they seem to have the most poorly colored games.

[MarioPro65]

ROFL :D

[chochopoopoo]

okay...what is this game about?

[BustyPikachuAction]

was kirby superstar a bad game?

[aerocmetallica1995]

@BustyPikachuAction I've never played it, but I imagine that it was probably a decent game.

[BustyPikachuAction]

@aerocmetallica1995 well kind of actually it is a good game lol...for that year you know?

[BustyPikachuAction]

@aerocmetallica1995 well kind of actually it is a good game lol...for that year you know?

[HipHopQuebecois101]

5:00 hahahaah

[random4life1996]

lmfao

[Canorsherd]

colordreams made by satan

[Jakeallen86]

AVGN Rival~LJN

Stan Burdman Rival~Color Dreams.

Irate Gamer Rival~Any Game that Emits any kind of Challenge

Good Review Stan.

~Burdman For Partner~

[mariofreak955]

@Jakeallen86 When AVGN Sees A Rainbow This is what he thinks:Damn!Its LJN!

Irate Gamers Rival Would Definetly Be the megaman series.I Suck So Hard at megaman its not funny.

[rochopper2]

Yong yong sucks ass too!

[nama0527]

4 eagles.

[brawlmaster12344]

to be honest, i sorta liked Crystal Mines, but all the other color dreams games are shit.

[Ichimaru60]

Notice how the seagulls look exactly like those dragons from that other review. Color Dreams indeed -_-!! Seems like the only thing they are good at is palette swapping and misspelling words. (Graphx)

[yosoytupadrastro]

hahahahaha this is the best review ever!!! execpt for the snake waving its cock in bubsy

[TheN306]

"what they were thinking" hmmm this and that intonation, I've heard this before ;-P about the game. Color dreams, eh... they have only shitty games in the catalogue ;-)

[TheStiCat]

wat the fuck is right, this game is bullfuck cubed!!!

[MarcoAntonioAlfaro]

even my little beta platforming game i did looks better than this! And i didnt even know how to do a game!

[crakmoney18]

i would love to chill wit stan but with an ounce of pot lol gay jitsu milkman ur fuckin hilarious 5*

[DrGnockerz]

Color Dreams? Color Nightmare!

[cookixo]

@DrGnockerz-not even that! Color Dreams-ColorSHIT ._.

[AmmyandIssun]

They spelt it Graphix instead of Graphics again -_-

[mikerocco29]

gay jistu lol i luv ur vids stan

[Earthdemon1]

now i know why i subscribed to u Stan! you are AMAZINGLY funny! your videos are hilarious! keep making videos as funny as this one. i love your videos!!!!!

[BlobSquad]

Lol, they spelled graphics wrong. lawl

[RedMclaren]

Stan! Do you like use a script for all your AWFUL game reviews?

Because you are definitely amazing at live improvisation jokes! xD

[mousethekilla]

the character looks like a ups guy

[ManekiNeko1972]

LJN, Color Dreams and Active Enterprises = shit.

[iopkluj123]

@ManekiNeko1972 Nightmare on elm street + Robodemons + action 52 = ........Death....

[rpmmelby]

@ManekiNeko1972 and wisdom tree

[TheMhn5]

@rpmmelby

wisdom tree.....dont go there, man

[comicbookgirl17]

I have a company worse than Color Dreams: Active Enterprises.

I just dare you to try Action 52.  Even this game can do better than that.

[jayveeur]

i wonder if color dreams is still in business? ahahahaha

[southstar44]

hahahaha

[jimmy564321]

THA FONZ

[gta4rulzu]

GAYJITSU Thats fucking amazing

[o0odarkeno0o]

lmao idk how the fuck u can dodge those missles o.o

[AccordionManiac]

I seriously thought the red Indian at the start was Elmo.

[Simmo188]

Would like to have a video response from color dreams :)

[Hal566]

another color dreams game :D yippii

[7Sleeper7]

Milkman :) . I never played that game. And it's better so. But for this time 1991 are the grafik's not very bad. I know some games who look not better than this game. And they are coming out the same year.

The gameplay? I think, you right.

[Mynameis708]

Holy Shit. The background looks like fucking shit.

[deaddevils1]

"this waterforr" lol

[haroof]

Please...I've caught a coyote with my bare hands.

[ConnorJLewiss]

hahahaha

[Sokobansolver]

This game should be on Failblog!

[Lazarus174]

not even LJN could make games worse than color dreams games?????

[gamerblood]

sup widda watarmark maaaaayne!!

P.S. when i saw the graphics, excuse me, GRAFIX i knew this was colordreams

[iceygod22]

Is it just me? Or do those Rocks at 3:56 look a lot like Gigyas?

[Undergerardsbed99]

Lmaoo!!

[patricknipsports]

geijitsu is an actual real site

[electrogeek77]

Is that a crapping crab in the upper right hand corner?

[jerman2003]

Who would win in a fight?

LJN vs. Color Dreams.

FIGHT!

[jerman2003]

the background looks like moldy diarrhea.

[meast1000]

color dram is a good gameing company that got way popular than the nes so i wouldnt be makeing fun of this cool game thell sue u

[AudioBladeDeccy]

troll

[meast1000]

fuck u woamen and if you were a real woamn / boy then u wouldnt be callijng me a troolll people who called people troll are pussyes yotuubers who hate yotuube

[AudioBladeDeccy]

:\ definitely troll...

[meast1000]

TROLL U DUMASS

[AudioBladeDeccy]

...wat.

[meast1000]

learn to spell dumass girl or ill shove a horse shoe up u ass

[Azated2]

Since s/he is a girl, wouldn't she enjoy that?

[AudioBladeDeccy]

in situations like this, one can only facepalm at the fail and aids that is meast1000. end of discussion. Meast, if you reply, your failing at teh interwebs and have severe mental retardation.

[meast1000]

wtf whats a facepalm or a troll speak english you smelly twat use fucking english jeeze at least when i walk on the street for 9 years no one has ever called me a troll so og read your farytails and suck you thumb goodnight ... *sleeps*

[FunnyJunkTV]

it's a palm tree with faces on it

[rattification]

hahaha awesome!!!

[WolfoftheDM]

COLOR DREAMS NO!

[insanitythesurfer]

5:50 lmao

[gumbum360]

Nice VERRY! Funny I was Waiting for u 2 says he looked like "the fonz" lol.

and can u make another Q and A ur last was very funny my Quyestion is

Q: Wat do u like 2do apart from playing games and Trying to Catch Cyotes

2nd Q: Do u have a girl frend and if u do did u pwn her in bed?

3rdQ: am i realy ur frend :D

feel free to answer any of them or all of them

PLEEAASSEEE!

[ChaozPro]

If the game glitched out it probably would have looked more aestheticaly pleasing.

[NightbladeEagle]

Wow the first Screen looks like a Gameboy Game on Super Game Boy.

This looks HORRIBLE.

The Action 52 Games are better than this.

[Remco32]

sup with the watermark?

[duhmez]

Great to see another stan burdman awful nes review! Keep them coming! The faster the better!

[kevinGman69]

LMAO I HAD THIS GAME! it sucked

[reddin4343]

Wow I was laughing my ass off.

Gay Jujitsu  LOL

[edaaaaaaaaarz]

keep up the great work. U're awesome man !

[TimeTower21]

Samurai milkman XD!!!!!! WDF? That waterfall thing was like.... probably the pride of Color Dreams to make.

[heyjeySigma]

LMAO!! i laughed like hell Stan, so awesome & faved XD

[FREAKFANATIC]

Damn, even Action 52 games have better backgrounds than this garabage! XD

[CheapJabroni]

Take a fuckin valk punk! pack it in jabroni, your gig is up!

[utubehereafter]

welcome back

[xxzachbxxfretxxmasta]

man u deserve so many more subscribers its not even funny p.s did u do mario frustration

[Nightmareske]

i want ur babies, stan.

[gnovakIII]

i second that

[Tunerboy8732]

lmao your vids own.

[RedDaVincy]

Fucking finally. Thank you Stan for another shitty game review!

[MajinFrahma]

Here it is again bitch! lmfao.

Ur vids rule.

[megagrey]

The Fonz cloned himself?

[scratchhh187]

dude..where the hell is ur MW2 review??

[SkieLuluMUGEN]

lol, Color Dreams. Why am I not surprised?

[askAlanNow]

How much money will you give me to make a game worse?

[MrDarknes10]

omg lol gayjitsu he puts his hand up and then his other 1 on his junk and wat type of fucking kick is that?!

[HenryvKeiper]

Color Dreams is consistently bad. Did they ever make any money?

[Jaegar19Ultima]

I stopped the vid at 1:53 to comment that I think this game is a rip off of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. But they made it into a kiddie version

[BoldNewTradition]

"Two fucken Fonzies with bats".

LMFAO!!!!

I had to watch it again it was so fucken funny.

Great vid Stan!!! :)

[dePResser66]

"Look at this! It's Barf! What the hell is this background supposed to be?" LOL classic!

[MarowakDidIt]

The background looks like an MC Escher painting as drawn by a retarded 4-year old.

[PePPaRoZ]

Lmfao. Samurai milk man lollll.

[doctorkickles]

John Belushi is...Samurai Milkman

[Ultrasonic23]

notice how the first level background is just a brown screen but splatted with green...

[hyperdbz]

Samurai Milkman LOL!!

[adj789]

I like how they put thier names on the title screen so you know who to blame

[kholsinger]

I love how he runs to the right to avoid all the enemies, and then the screen stops so they can all catch up to him.

Great review, as always, Stan.

[chincherrinas]

not even Animation Magic is as bad as Colordreams?

[soytjuh]

great stuff. never gets old.

[friendlyalberta]

id these game had a neck i would choke it !

[samusaran11]

Apple II Games looked 5323526X Better than this pile of Shit.

[BlastBurnEX]

gay-no-jitsu

[bobthestickman02]

Awesomeness!

You, Urinatingtree, and AVGN are the best at reviewing shit!

[smoke072]

Another Color Dreams game!? Honestly, is there at least one game that Color Dreams made that was actually good?

[ThoseGeeksOverThere]

no, it would make them more likable.

[masticina]

Ah colorvision if it isn't terrible bible games then it is this.

[megamanpda]

Oh . . . a watermark. For high quality?

[Vampshin]

gayjistu

[Veritas48]

Oh my God I laughed for like an hour after watching this.

[Outmind01]

Another great review stan. But for pete's sake, you'll need your vocal cords throughout your lifetime, don't rip them apart on shitty game reviews xD

[Mariobro4]

WORST. FIRST. LEVEL. GRAPHIX. EVER.

[Xataret]

Finally another awful game review =D

[tenyardrambo]

hahahahahaha 'a red native american'

[KostjaMRH]

Stan rocks. As always! )

[NinjaFaced420]

LMAO funny ass review

[MrbartmanMr]

lmao the same recycled music in every color dream game!

[TGWM15]

WHAT IS THE WORSTB GAME EVER MADE?

[ragteddy411]

the worst game EVER made is E.T. (dont remember what system)

[ChillyWillie]

Seriously ragteddy411? Since you don't remember the platform I bet you have never played the game.

Wow! ragteddy411 has taught us all we can name a game "The Worst of all Time" even though we haven't played it!

[CMCZeo]

But some games are actually THAT bad you can even say it they're bad by just watching some gameplays XP

[ragteddy411]

i remember now its for the Atari 2600 !! k so shut up now :)

[ragteddy411]

it et for atari 2600!

[Viriosus]

I'd shit brix if I got attacked by Fonzies and eagles in a game. As always, great review, Stan. Keep 'em coming. :P

[allxtar]

uhh it sucks omg

[MadMudProductions]

Shitty Game

Precious Review

[alexKrasny]

I love how much you hate Color Dreams.

I mean you have a point, this is shit.

[ThunderShot66]

lolololololol.

[Gwainafair]

sweet

[malakain900]

my GOD!, you get a billion internets for torturing yourself with these games for us stan. color dreams is on a new level of shitty.

[ArmageddonAxel]

that game looks so shit lol nice one as always