Steven Seagal Shopping :-)

[maryjoemontana]

HOW COME THEY DON'T MAKE COMMERCIAL LIKE THIS AGAIN?!

[maryjoemontana]

HOW COME THEY DON'T MAKE COMMERCIAL LIKE THIS AGAIN?!

[kingbeefy69]

HaHA Take that chuck norris. . . no broken tables or destroyed bars when hes done

[footytang]

he probably said he invented pop after this commercial cause hes a giant fag salad

[angels2online]

You guys are joking...but he'd really do that...and he really did that...

[EvilWarlock666]

he is gay, he said so himself on CBS 1

[EnglishWhitePride]

Seagal is a true hero.

[MongolJamukha]

The music is Panjabi. This means the shop owner is Pakistani Muslim.

[themodelcitizen2]

@MongolJamukha ...or Sikh?

[MongolJamukha]

@themodelcitizen2 Sikhs are Indian (different religion than the Hinduism of most Indians, but still Indian).

[AntiTibet4Life]

@themodelcitizen2 Sikhs and Muslims have one thing in common: they are all ugly skanks.

[MaTchBoOkPoEt]

fake and gay...

everyone knows Steven drinks crab juice

[ivlipak]

great man! He is joking on himself...

[TheCutbrunob]

where is steven seagal movie like that ??????????? it isnt ????? hollywooood ( action / crimi / comedy ) please

[Bettinnax]

haha xD

[Blasti1987]

this commercial rocks :P

[Clavsicus]

well... that's basically what happens in movies lol... so everyone should have expected that already. xD

[magikdreams]

TOP CLIP....Seagal N1!!

[TheGarcia350]

lol everytime we think of a gas station XD! Damm the funny stereotypes!

[magikdreams]

best cant be....real good gagg

[iamnogood09]

in his dreams

[FightBoyDs]

Best commercial I have ever seen xD

[Guerilla1337]

hahahhahahahahaaa

[Zodist]

This is funny ad.Cheers.

[madmaniacmatt]

Seagal is ammazing

[onetrashdancer]

Love the sprayed on hair and the thriple chin HA HA you fat fuck some discipline , stop drinking doughnuts .

[madmaniacmatt]

@onetrashdancer, drinking doughnuts? i don't think so

[onetrashdancer]

@madmaniacmatt  are you fucking blind , hes a fat out of shape fuck face also runs like a sissy mary LOL

[madmaniacmatt]

@onetrashdancer well actually i'm nearly blind in one eye, and with regards to Seagal, its my opinion

[onetrashdancer]

@madmaniacmatt maybe get that good eye checked LOL

[madmaniacmatt]

i've had it since i was born, there's nothing they can do

[onetrashdancer]

@madmaniacmatt Sorry to hear that , but your not missing much anyway LOL just fucking around with ya

[mnmn28]

I'm from Saudi Arabia I love seagal

and I wish him luck

[perulondan]

He sucks! Mr T from A-Team rulezz ;-)

[GamerX7800X]

what does mr T has to do with steven seagal?

[HAZIDEAD]

God help me. I used to love this guy absolutely. Then he went and ate five million donuts.

[penbus492]

comeon he is a Buddahist hello Buddah.He can be 500 pounds and still kick your ass .

[willgirl12]

thats my hero

i love u seagal

my two heros r mj and seagal

[shockwave493]

whaaga

[Nemesis0300]

IF Steven versed Chuck Norris, the world just might implode.

[JackieEco]

that's how i fight, too.

[102barti]

hahahah buhaha good good

[rmjforeveriloveyou]

hahaha! cute steaven he is aikido king

[ultrachasersfan]

That fat ass Seagal should be advertising his Lightning Bolt energy drink, with all the goodness of Steven Seagal.

I'm going to take you to the bank Senator Trent.

TA TA TATATAM

[froibaad1]

what does he say at 20 sec?

[StyrbjornStarke]

I bet you would like an autograph

[StyrbjornStarke]

steven seagal kicks so much ass he doesnt even have to try haha

[Assassins22]

0:14 is awesome :D Sorry man :D

[jeffnicholas16]

hahahaha that was koo as fukk

[hsieh811]

That's real CQC~

[gearzone2611]

Close-Quarter-Combat! That wasn't CQC!

[orhanw00t95]

lmfaoo i love steven seagal hes awsssomeee :D

[you2306]

u dont think hes a fake?

[lastardriver]

FAT FRAUD.

[DudasMiska]

LMAO love the man!

[mobidik78]

AH_HA_HA_HAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

[halamelamiasiquiere]

LMFAO!!! funny ass shit! Steven Rules!

[ianroadyyyy]

I talked him all he knows. He would be lost without me lol

[JOSEENUNO]

Good instincts! LOL

[ActaGe2]

LOL the music owns!

[smrio]

not bad. lol

[Bound4War]

haha |ya i cant believe its me either

[barthoedemaker]

7/11

[xx69Joker69xx]

lol the indian song background playin' by Punjabi MC

[remcees]

''yeah, i cant blieve it's me either''

and I... jizzed in my pants... :p verry funny xD

[kugelisss]

LMAO!! :D

[zole011]

Best commercial ever :D

[Martinguj2008]

sillz

[Leroygang]

1# Number one :D

[sugababe207]

Fuckng LOL!! Love it !

[Xplodz]

Lol furthering the indian stereotype.

[12345obama]

@Xplodz

it's an homage to a similar scene in - if I recall correctly - "Out for Justice", when Steven Seagal ruined an Indian's shop while fighting some criminals.

[noobU8]

@12345obama I think its Above the law bud, just finished watching out for justice. :)

[DBSaiyanTim777]

@Xplodz racist (lol 2 years later you know the truth XD)

[Userguape]

i remember this commercial... hahahaha funny

[WrittenInBlackVideos]

haha i love how they made it seem just like his movies....everything he does seems to end up hitting somebody square in teh face....at a rapid pace. lol

[DieselEntertainment]

"yeah.. i cant believe its me either" haha nice!

[StareCalmo]

What a hilarious commercial! Thanks for the post :)

[54spiritedwill54]

cool, and funny

[CulturePeaceForever]

The last Rambo movie about Cambodia was interesting.Sylvester has his own Health products too.The milkshake is superb!,Steven,between his blues music & martial arts seem like two different people.Sylvester seems to have kept up his "health" better though.

[CaptainAmerica322]

yeah..it was burma

[kanokth]

that's great skill I would like to meet his real person now I was learning muay thai

[BdeBakan]

HE'S THE BEST

FOR EVER.

THE

#1

[playstation549]

@BdeBakan bruce lee would kick his ass no affence i steven is good but bruce would take him

[ijcn0jir3nvjn3fjcifn]

@playstation549 bruce lee was an actor, retard. he never fought anyone.

[jazzzjackrabbit]

lol

[senersenersener]

hahah out for justice...great line :-)

[ghostfreak]

Brilliant!

[settingfree]

Ron Paul for ever. I like Seagal and Stallone, Rambo is cool to, First Blood

[geak9998]

great commercial

[knight0700]

rambo??? u suck

[NightCrawller]

LOL he sucks...RAMBO4EVER LOOOOOOOOOOL

[lilbitchoc]

''you tell your brother i'm gonna piss in his face and cut off his throat''- Out For Justice

[sk8er695]

no dude

its

"you tell ur brother im gona cut off his head and piss down his throat"

[Norbert2]

funny

[adbdullah1999]

much better than any of his movies

[MartialArtistWannabe]

Yes...he is...and I hope you were kidding when you called him gorgeous, nefriot. lol.

[bakerobro]

is steven still alive?

[MechaG2]

ROFL, I remember this. This was hilarious. Steven's awesome!:D

[FreshBulletTime]

Can't believe it's me either Lol

[Mayoku]

basing on his head size probably 3-4 years old

[f0xmuld3r]

More like 5-7 He's running to be Fat Bastard in the Next movie with Shagadelic Austin Powers

[Alexxanderr]

cool, and funny

[arnoldhwang]

funny ad...how old is this?