GI Joe Ice

[A7XzSIDEWINDERzA7X]

these videos are classic

[Gigaspine7]

GEEE AYE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOE

[ThePersonofComents]

"Give him the sti- NO DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK"

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CONFLICTED

[Hal9000ize]

SHOVE IT UP YER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­S

[TenaciousCarrot]

god damn vibrator

[Cheatsy1989]

Last one there's a penis pump!

[5282890]

TURN YOUR VIBRATOR OFF!

[lupinvash3]

That skier sounds like the character Wayne Gale on Natural Born Killers. Especially when he does that oooooooooooooo.

[sirgroovington]

0:30 ooooooooooooooooooooooh



[KamikazziHamster]

*FUN*

[yemanyaaa]

ooOooOoOOoOohhhhh

[adhiofawkes]

I like the part when the video made no fucking sense.

[avenged06x]

OOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO­oooOOOOoOOOOOOOOoOoOOHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[shaqspaz35]

lmfao ya got me frum da Homefront achievement website lol

[wrestlingfan01]

"FUN"

[Jokerfaic]

Whahahahat the fuck is this?!!!!

[rbadendieck]

TURN YER VIBRATOR OFF

[Anzallos]

Vibrators.

[flapjackrabbit]

All right, give him the stick-DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!!!!!

[justnel4]

get thaat kid off my ice ya lil wankers!

[headbanger09]

Last one there's a penis pump!

[jb19941]

i havent seen this in so fuckin long XD

[phubans]

Being drunk brought me here.

[TheEloeo]

Did he really say "on my fucking loch"?

[TheAle89515]

My greatest achievement was asking a roomful of Kindergardeners, "who wants a body massage?"

[chefpants129]

@TheAle89515 lmaooooo

[UniversalVision]

ThunderCATS 0:30

[killpineapple]

dont advertise your shit on someone elses creation. fucker

[thelastsandlins]

Last one there's a penis pump!

that's, the weiner, wait up your the weiner!

[TheKylerCain]

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!

[MrBallsack17]

NEXT TIME....WE EAT A PENIS PUMP!!

[CountryBoy13371]

AH WHUT THE FUCK AARE YEW KIEDS DOING IN MAH FUCKIENG LAWN. AN DAWUN LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M FAUCKING TALKIENG TO YEW! GET DAWT KID OF MAH ICE YA LIL WANKAS! Alright... Give em deh stick.... DON'T GIVE EM DEH STICK!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!­!!!!!!

[PureWeevil]

What does he say when he first skis in? Cunt? Spunk? Sounds like spunk to me.

[qwertyism8]

@PureWeevil Sounds like "FUN" to me...

[itsconnorstime]

Hold 8.

[TheMrdisgustipated]

holy cow im totally going so fast... AWW FUUUCK!

[luckyz2099]

give him the stick, DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK!

[Pasc9]

DON"T GIVE HIM THE STICK

[Kieren70]

Slides down hill CUNT

[AbstractHappiness]

Keep pressing 5. 

[SeattleMonster86]

DO YOU KNOW MY DAD? GOD HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO GET IT FUCKING RIGHT? FUCK YOUUUU

[ch4dz0r]

No. 137 people gave him the stick.

[funployee]

The top comment here is a wrong quote! Shame. He says "do you know my dad"

[straightupballin3]

137 people didnt give him the stick

[NINJACH0P957]

This video was so hilarious it made me cry.

[banga815]

LAST ONE THERE IS PENISPUFF!!!

[GodZirraAnim]

@banga815

its penis pump idiot

[SamFromNT]

4 and 5 are hawt.

[Eryic]

I don't want a taser!!

[IGoDunRUNNIN98]

Yo Whut The Fack You Kids Doin on my Fuckin Lawn? Give him the stick you lil wankers

[bunb12345]

135 people are little wankers!

[osuasheuatl]

press 1 for nigger

[TheAle89515]

The best one :)

[DarkHaxxorz]

135 people are penis pumps.

[UberNinDude]

@DarkHaxxorz Already done it! :)

[harusora97]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT KID JUST falls over

[noahferg2010]

Keep pressing 1 for "Milk" or "Meow", press 2 for high pitched "fuck", and press 5 to see the kid doing something in public

[notlock3555]

for all you people that arent from washington state or canada this is what will happen to you if you go on the ice-survivor man

[Phatal1011]

Holy cow I'm totally going so fast - AH, FUCK!

[offroadranger4x4]

PENIS PUMP

[MrKevinSchram]

AH FUCK!

[cool29801]

"Alright, give him the stick -DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!"

[Seaction8]

@cool29801 "your not my dad"

[AkatsukiCerberus]

The fuck is Stan, Kenny and Pip doing there.

[starscarEXE]

Son...

[VlinderAce]

Holy cow I'm totally going so fast AWFUCK!!

lmao

[BimberMistrz]

- Do you know my dad?

- We are soooorryyyyy.

- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!

Epicness overload.

[dhedarkhcustard]

There's probably more people commenting about how many people gave this thumbs down than the actual amount of people that gave this a thumbs down. Shut up.

[ShadyRonin]

it's "DO YOU KNOW MY DAD?" and the other guy is like "we're sorrrryyy" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH

[FabisPlaysGames]

@ShadyRonin Actually no, it's You're not my dad!

[dogkiller07]

YOUR NOT MY DAD! OOOOOOOOO HAHAHA:)

[TheBebop51]

The number 8 needs to be pressed.

[enlowmation]

oh man i'm going so fast OH FUCK

[katzenrosi]

Alright give him this stick DON´T GIVE HIM THIS STICK!!!

[stuart556]

captain price. but ginger

[stuart556]

press 5

[giovaniprodan3]

LoL spam 2

[BikouTenma]

Holy cow I'm totally going so fast AHFUCK

[Hraesvelgr]

"don't look at me when I'm fucking talking to you" hilariously reveals that weird old fucker's emotional issues.

[TheIVVPLabs]

Press 2 - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[blablablagagagaga]

alright give him the stick DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK

[blablablagagagaga]

LAST ONE THERES A PENIS PUMP.

[jaydubyuel]

132 viewers are little wankers

[Kev95682]

Earlier today my supervisor and I were going through my yearly evaluation. When he started to talk about areas for improvement in my job performance I interrupted him with "OOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOoooooOOO­OOOOOHHHHHHH!" I consider it one of the greatest triumphs of my life.

[yemanyaaa]

@Kev95682 do it again and upload it now!

[andyllamanipl]

Press 8. Just do it.

[pamelajnelson]

131 people are penis pumps..

[tealsnake93]

Oh Jesus that's funny.

[stopglobalswarming]

@squibble2 MIMMIMIMIMIMIMI

[CartoonBandito]

Press 5 for the worm!

[dreamrat3]

@CartoonBandito

no no, press 2, then 5!

[theawesomecarter2]

Do u know my dad? OoooooooooooooooOooooooooooooo­ooO!!!!!!!!!!

[toejamfat]

go on

give him the stick

DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK

[samanthe]

@toejamfat Favorite part.

[KeithUnderneath]

oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­oooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Scruffnananess]

get that kid off my ice you litt'le wankas...that's right give'm the stick DON'T GIVE'M THE STICK!

[hcfirefighter82]

@squibble2 bwahaha! I'll definitely give you thumbs up for that comment though!

[needlescrape123]

Last one there's a penis pump!

Wait up!

HOLY COW! I'm totally going so fast...AHH FUCK!

Oh my God, I don't know what to do, what should we do?!

Hey, what the fuck are you kids doing on my fucking lawn?! And don't look at me when I'm fucking talking to you!!

Ugh! Help! Help me!

Get that kid off my ice, you little wankers! Alright...give him the stick...DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!

(we're sorry) Do you know my dad?

Ooooooooooohhh!!

[ant1ph0n]

@needlescrape123 accurate

[sickdiggitydog]

We're sorry........

[DramaticaDrama]

I swear these are a million times funnier when you're high.

And they're already hilarious.

[nitro6000000]

last one there is a penis pump xD

[pigsandpeacocks]

Alright...give him the stick. DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

[Mer636]

last one there's a penis pump! lmao

[Lem0nTurtle]

And dont look at me when im fucking talking to youwww

[The138dude]

Holy cow im totally going so fast AWW FUCK!

[Pantalones909]

OH LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT ME LOOK AT HIM

[xxDotDotDotCurveXX]

"DONT look at me when im talking to u!!!!DONT give him the fucking stick!"

"Do u know my dad?"

OOOOooOOOOoOOO!!!!

[karmapolic3]

i don't know how they did it, but the way he says "AW FUCK" is so perfect, that it gets me laughing my ass off everytime i replay it

[thatsurfkid]

why does this seem so much like my neighbor when we asked him if we could play hockey on his pond

[jaydubyuel]

COMMENT REMOVED

[BenZaudio]

give him the stick DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK!

[SchmittyGetEm]

Do yo know my dad ? Your so mean --- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[kileycyrus423]

0:04 - 0:08 ....I couldn't breathe bc I was laughing so hard.

Just they way he says AW FUCK gets me every time.

[UberNinDude]

131 people are penis pumps.

[bitchesinjaccuzies]

@UberNinDude real original douche nuts.

[UberNinDude]

@bitchesinjaccuzies Grow some nuts before you call somebody 'douche nuts'.

[bcut]

press 2 to see him hump the ice and press 5 to see him finish! lol

[TheNoobRapter]

randome homless guy

[MrShawnMichaels]

Your not my daaad!

OOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOooooOOOOOOOO­O!!!!

[UberNinDude]

@MrShawnMichaels Doesn't he say: Do you know my dad?

[TheTKCreborn]

@MrShawnMichaels he says Do you know my dad not you're not my dad

[KyoKusinagiX]

@MrShawnMichaels Actually, he said, "Do you know my dad?" while the other kid said, "You're so mean."

[loopguru66]

@MrShawnMichaels he says "do you know my dad?"

[ironcalcium]

@MrShawnMichaels Do you know my dad

[ryaott]

@MrShawnMichaels no its do you know my dad?

[121keys121]

AAHHH FUCK

[SchlockingFilms98]

He sounds like Alan Moore

[Valin9275]

give em the stick... NO! dont give him the stick!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HH

[yonsuckas]

holy cow im going so fast oh f!

[superfamouskids]

Press 1 "Nigger"

[gummybearduels]

@superfamouskids lol

[tengofandango]

do you know my dad!?

[tj11112222]

@tengofandango

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kev95682]

130 people were looking at me when I was fucking talk to them!

[ejziigydo]

last one there's a penis pump!

[broadwaymelody33]

Holy cow I'm totally going SO fast AW FOCK

[broadwaymelody33]

Holy cow I'm totally going SO fast AW FOCK

[ragingcobra2]

what does he say when he slides down on the skis?

[XOXpuppyluvrXOX]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[alexgorman13]

I love the Joe in this, his accent and just how he talks made me laugh like a little girl.

[mstew2517]

Alright give'em the stick! DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK! OHHHHHHHHHH!

[JonmanOwnsYou]

*quote from the video in all caps*

[NintendoBengan]

NO DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK!

[tosser123]

GET THAT KID OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING WANKERS

[chaz3345]

128 people dont know his dad

[searchengines4fun]

Press 5 and try not to laugh

[cwood4ever]

who wants a body massage. 

[pancakewafflebacon]

get that kid off my ice you little wankers. give him the stick DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK

[chango316]

127 people gave him the stick

[SMILEitshollyy]

"Do you know my dad?" OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! LOL! XD

[JonmanOwnsYou]

Of course it would say Ebaumsworld!

[MUTEKANGA]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[JonmanOwnsYou]

Ow, I'm slowly going fast! AH, FUCK!

[AlphaBlast1]

Oh, this is awesome.

[thedoucher57]

"Holy cow im totally going so fast, AWH FUCK!"

[barny15]

Do you know my dad?

[legoackbar]

pardon

[AMTaylor13]

127 people didn't get off his ice and are therefore wankers

[jma19998]

"DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK" "DO U NO MY DAD?" HAHAHAA

[skibum5195]

127 people are penis pumps

[ABells92]

DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK

[mattsme]

127 people didn't know his dad

[993wab]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHH

[TheElectricLoo]

"Holy cow, I'm totally going so fas--OH FUCK!" *falls over*

[AWWWWTF]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOH!

[skater4god]

keep pressing 5 for the latest dance move

[xDeathshardx]

Give 'em the stick... DON'T GIVE 'EM THE STICK!

[BlueToastProductions]

HOLY COW IM TOTALLY GOING SO FAST AWH FUCK XD

[skinandbones22]

last on theres a penis pump

[skinandbones22]

im totally going so fast oh fuck

[abby3496]

i lose it at ahh fuck!

[starsturncold]

yeah, its "your're not my dad/we'rrreeeeeeee sorrryyyyy" every body i know that's seen this thinks its "do you know my dad". just grinds my gears.

[armstrong6969]

@starsturncold its actually you know my dad?... trust me 5.1 dolby

[beanerbut2]

thats because that is what he says

[GeneralCane]

I pressed 8 13 times. :D

[sharondemented]

aww FUCK!  ...do you know my dad? oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh

haaaaaahaa

[goodvibesallround]

Last one there is a penis pump!

[TehGreatest]

Aw Fuuck!