MY OLD MAN'S A BANKER By Jo Waite

[jowaitedotcom]

I am locked out of this account.

[ROBOCAM3000]

funny photo of a retarded monkey mid orgasm at the end lol

[neillconnor]

Bloody brilliant

[nakyr7]

Is that girl with the black car half naked?

[ROBOCAM3000]

@nakyr7 yes... yes she is

[rocknrollroy2007]

I like this! This is hilarious!

[Valkyriepure]

De Guillotine is calling again and many a brow is beading with sweat as we laugh and joke.

[AlbertCromblethorme]

This is my kind of music.

[212729h]

Who's the blond chick standing in front of the Rolls ?

[kurtbuckley]

very good

[KnightsOfColumbso]

Clever lyric writing and organization of pix and added audio items. I like some of the guitar phrases and vocals harmonizing. That last note singing note is certainly how to end an energetic rocker! Glad to hear thoughtful satire, dry wit, speaking for myself, never gets old by my way of thinking. Keep rockin'!

[verity617]

Does anyone know who is the banker is???? I find him sexy as bloody hell!!!!

[glamrockerqueen1]

He's my Dad! LOL

[verity617]

Wish he was your dad, he looks so authoritive.....melting!!!!!!!­!!

[glamrockerqueen1]

He IS my Dad........and a mean bastard too!

[verity617]

Sounds delightful, can I come for tea???????????

[glamrockerqueen1]

Only if your in my fan club. It's quite reasonable rates to join, special 'Recession buster ' offer of only £29.99 per month - by direct debit of course. I am my father's girl after all!!!!

[darpop220]

yea right

[AlbertCromblethorme]

That Jo's doin' alright. Have you seen 'Recession Time' a pawnbroker parody of Summer's after noon by the kinks 10 +?

[glamrockerqueen1]

I wasn't pissed, Jace was.

[justjetblack]

What do you do for a job Albert?

[AlbertCromblethorme]

Did I tell you I was a Boilerman at local Art School, aye bin there 48 year. Y'cant be there all that time an' not pick job up and these days, I'm a fair hand at painting meself. Tha wants to see me whitewash the Boiler room shithouse with a 6" distemper brush. A'm fast too. I don't do drugs, only coke I use is Phurnacite an' I've got dementia. Did I tell yer I'm a Boilerman?

[AlbertCromblethorme]

Aye, come on lad, lass or whatever tha calls tha self, 'ow about another postin'? Did I tell you I was a Boilerman at local Art School, aye bin there 48 year. Y'cant be there all that time an' not pick job up and these days, I'm a fair hand at painting meself. Tha wants to see me whitewash the Boiler room shithouse with a 6" distemper brush. A'm fast too. I don't do drugs, only coke I use is Phurnacite an' I've got dementia. Did I tell yer I'm a Boilerman?

[verity617]

When are we getting another song Glam?

[thesimmos]

This is well done, sounds good loud, but the audio quality is low...

[glamrockerqueen1]

You try it with an empty Beck's Beer Box for percussion lol. Thanks!

[thesimmos]

haha very clever, It is a well done song, the lyrics are superb!!! I now and then sing it to myself.... very catchy tune.... it is the credit crunch song...

[glamrockerqueen1]

It lacks equalisation and compression, I just played my guitar, bass, vocal double tracking and Beer Box straight into the pc through Cool Edit Pro. I dont really understand it but I'm getting there. Thanks for the positive comments. Jo waite

[justjetblack]

So you were pissed when you recorded this? LOL

[verity617]

I mean the empty Beck's beer box you used for drums. Overecorded. I say pissed

[glamrockerqueen1]

New release out in about a week, audio complete, Jace burning the midnight oil creating another eclectic montage and takes a lot more time than singing it does. We are jointly responsible for the words and/or any offense taken. It 's called Recesssion Time and loosely based on The Kinks, Sunny Afternoon. We have written and recorded, 'The Viagra Song' but due to 'Vile Thing' being suspended by youtube last week after 5 months and 1200 hits must be careful or Dead Horse Records will be Dead!!!!!

[yumyummoany]

I like this - it makes I larf!

[glamrockerqueen1]

Patience Albert, the next posting is imminent. Me and Jace have recorded a couple of parody songs but are unhappy with the result - mainly my singing!!!!! I've had a cold and my enunciation was a little blurred.

[AlbertCromblethorme]

I think Jo Waite is pretty good. Jo's other postings, especially 'You Don't Have To Say You Love Me' videod live show a very interesting character. He or She?

[verity617]

This song is absolutely freaking fantastic and very funny!! I love it!

[bboyscottx]

ha it cool

[sukkee3x]

love it..you should put a lyric too..

[mcthegreatest]

Congratulations on a well-written/performed song. Five stars for this.

[glamrockerqueen1]

Thanks for your kind words mcthegreatest. It was straight into the pc and I play my old telecaster and fender bass, double track the harmony and use an empty Becks beer box for percussion. It's overrecorded , not mixed too well and lacking compression - but Hey that's the true amteur!

[mcthegreatest]

It's a pleasure. Credit given where credit due. Congratulations on over 15,000 views!!

[glamrockerqueen1]

I'm a but old for suddenly becoming 'famous', those days are long behind me and I missed my chance when I had it. Thanks for your interest though, it is very kind! Jo Waite

[lollol110]

:D that funny shizzle

[sanjifa]

its so so so true and so frigging funny

[rinka33]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yehhhh !!!!!!!!!!!

[raachhell2oo8]

Iam so sorry but i can not take a chance with this. do not read below please i am sorry i did but i cant take a chance. i need my mom. you are stupid if you read this. do not read it.

This is so stupid...

But i love my mom deeply...

And i don't want to take any chances.

Sorry.

If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours

[glamrockerqueen1]

So you say - huh!

[adrev123]

do the world a favour and burn donw a bankers house down, preferably with the cunt still in it!!!!!!!!!

[StrumTheSymphony]

dear dear dear, how true. brilliant lyrics. i must memorise them.

i'm also glad that my old man's not a banker.

[DarkGodSunshineBand]

Oh this is great! I love it all around, thank you and lets keep it up shall we? :)

[bigdog49094]

LOL Would be funnier if not so true.

[tony13a]

Oh dear oh dear how true.

[GUITARPOKEY]

Are the rumours of a club tour with DWAYNE MCCAIN true ? We need to know??? check out Life is shit - better get used to it.

[glamrockerqueen1]

At the the moment negotiations with Dwayne McCain for a tour are stalled over who headlines and the money.

The Deadbeats always headline, anything else is out of the question. They are nobody's support or opening act. Personally I thought the Deadbeats taking 85% of the gate a very generous arrangement offered by the management of Dead Horse Records.

[justjetblack]

dwayne who?

[josswaite]

very funny...i am also glad my old mans not a banker

[widdersmack]

awesome....glad my old mans not a banker!

[MT01Boy]

Very funny, brilliant editing... but you need a decrnt bass player... ;-)

[glamrockerqueen1]

The problem is finding one, most of them go out on motor bikes filming countrsyides instead of playing bass, they are very hard to deal with. I blame Sting and all that tantric shite!

[onetrickpony420]

Catchy Tune Jo.Love The Scream At The End.You Really Need To Give Your Drummer A Raise..

[blackmorea7]

my favorite yet jo, very clever. not sure about the poop but LOVE the rolls. by the way, if your dad really is a banker, please smack him right in the mouth! only joking. keep up the good work.

[glamrockerqueen1]

Thanks blackmorea7,Dead Horse Records,like to please the fans.Our latest song is more topical, based on debt and compound interest!I tried it with a backing track but with no words on screen I got lost.So I played my telecaster,Fender bass,sang,

doubletracked vocal in part & added percussion via a cardboard box & mic inside. It's (musically) all my own work, Jace did photomontage. We're looking for an assistant sound engineer if you're interested I believe you have a good ear for sound balance.

[blackmorea7]

glad to hear you had to make the words up, better version anyway and besides its always fun when you dont know whats coming next right? would be interested in your vacancy for assistant sound engineer but i need to know more about contract terms and wages. obviously i will need bus fare to and from your recording studio and the occasional ham sandwich if we were to work over twelve hours. oh, and i would expect to be allowed to use the toilet, if thats ok.

[glamrockerqueen1]

Seeing as your the only applicant, I may be prepared to give you a month's trial before I make my decision, if favourable you'll go on wages then.I always walk to work and expect everyone else to follow my example even if I do live over the studio. If you want to bring a ham sandwich I have no problem with you eating it in the toilet (a 'doubler' saves time). Re 12 hour days: we wil no longer be working these half days. It's 24/7 - also solves any travel expense never going home.

[mayihavethisname]

I see you have used the pic of me and my Rolls....I wish!!! Great version of a great song!!!!

[glamrockerqueen1]

Thanks May, you shouldn'5t leave pics lying around?

[sherbetgirl]

This is very, very good, Jo.

Clever montage once again, Jace.

I love the lyrics. Extremely well written.

Songwriting does seem to excel from people hailing from Lanky, does it not?

The pic at 1:18 is interesting...

Where do you find all this stuff Jace? lol

I can't believe you have also managed to incorporate Timmy from South Park into this. I am a HUGE fan of Timmy.

Well done!!

[glamrockerqueen1]

We at Deadhorse Records aim only to please Sherbetgirl, The Deadbeats donnated their time gratis to help Timmy. It's unbedded, upload and spread, the pic as you feel free. At 1.18 is one huge pile of poo poo Jace's not mine!) You know he needed 3 toilet rolls after that one - but at least it's all his own work!!!!!