HER MIND IS ANTI-MATTER (Spoken Word by David Randall Curtis)

[MultiRitalin]

that was hilarious.....absolutely hilarious.....i have spoken word skits too...check it just type multiritalin....i have a few short films and a lot of poetry

[missterribelle]

Haha!

An enjoyable piece. Great delivery and humour...very good indeed!

[ponhand]

lol, cool story

[dashpoet]

Great images as ever, projected from your mind!

[marycigarettes]

i'm tired of hearing about you and your woman..i'm buying you a cop uniform and months aversion therapy treatment.

[harleynanda]

Once again, the sly title says it all. I think I should like to be a fly on the wall when, at some social cocktail gathering, a stodgy old society matron approached you, half lit, intent on some idle chit chat.

[Poemsapennyeach]

You are wicked...hee hee

[AntaresInScorpius]

LOL, nice david

[WordsWithoutBounds]

Brilliant. Wonderful as always. You're so prolific.

[DickensianDreams]

Brilliant! ^_^

[renegade4dio]

".. and her body left the room." - lol, Of course, how come I didn't see it coming? :)

5* thanks for the smile you gave me.

[BigLoveZone]

ha..this delights me, David!

[Awwa1]

And that's the last you saw of her! That's called "Lastro-Projection!" LOL!

David your poems are so unique, the delivery spot on, they are really wonderful! Thanks so much for sharing them with us!  Be well.

Peace,

\A/

[MrDaMan]

Haha Me thinks you're the evil spirit she's worried about! :-p I know that woman!

[MsWriteNow]

Oh you are funny! Your delivery is always perfect.

[elviradark6]

heheh, very amusing indeed David!! err.. I too astro project!! and i can PROVE it!! muahhh!!!..going on my playlist BRAT!! ^_^

[hj351]

Good one! "baby go ahead and do it and while your away I'll fill in the gaps."  Noicity nice.

[cmxcmx]

Ahahah. That was short but wonderful.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

cmxcmx: Ah, if I only had a nickel for everytime a woman has said that to me :P

[blastedgoat]

hehe had to watch this one, catchy title!

[rozeboosje]

Astral projection. LOL. Great ending.

[streetspiritlive]

You could've snuck in when she wasn't in her body

but you're just too honest for your own good! lol!

Good one, you(not quite sly enough)ole devil you!!

[IGrazor]

Haha - that's just the sort of sleazy line I'd use. It never worked for me either ;o) 

5*

[PlayboyHerbie]

Very nice! Thanks for the heads up! Astral Projection? "How could I leave this BEHIND?"

[andrewnorris1]

This was so wicked, and you had an evil look in your eye when you read it! Bravo,such entertainment in so few lines.

[nicanicabad]

I love you! You're always so hot. Another beautiful poem.

[xxxild]

Heh, she was afraid of the evil spirits in your home--all that bourbon! Great piece, David! HUGS!!!

[PoetLina]

It's all in the projection - perfect! :-))

[controversialbook]

Oh, I'm so offended. I'm not sure I'll ever recover. How dare you. That was my wife! Well, okay so we're not really married. Still, I mean how could you?

[charlottepoet]

David- you are so naughty :)

I love it!

-jessie

[AcidEntertainment]

Well done. I'm not offended. =) I can back up my stuff better than the muse in your poem! Try me! LOL Enjoyed as always.

[Kabuki0009]

Great stuff *****stars; ) Hail 1Aware1 !!

[DavidRandallCurtis]

Kabuki0009: Hail 1Aware1! ;)

[Largo64]

Damn! There's one more line that won't work! Bwahahahaha!!!

[Nyhee7]

fived and faved, gave me lots of laughs and truly, well read.

I also applaud you on the lighting, the color and shadows were really interesting, but didn't distract, well done, Sir.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

Nyhee7: Thanks... and thanks for noticing the lighting...  you are too kind! Have a happy Christmas if I don't talk to you again before ;)

[keanghiero]

very nice.

5*****

all the best

Kean

[riversonthemoon]

Those damned evil spirits! Sneaking in when nobody's home.

If she was so "anti"-matter, you'd think she wouldn't care what happened to her *material* body, or whether some DRC genetic material was delivered while she was gone. Matter shouldn't matter to her.

[flyboy172r]

OMG David...This one was pure GOLD :D If I could give you 100 stars out of 5 I would :P

[dmio2]

yeah, one should be careful where they leave their body lying around I suppose.

[FableDoe]

Another hilarious gem. LOLOLOL ~ Yesssss...

[twohawksfucking]

What an opening line! I love this thing...

There's an impish delight throughout.

Tom Koz is over visiting, from Ohio--and we wrote a new song which I think you'll appreciate. We mentioned you several times this evening, talking about You Tube and those we enjoy watching/hearing/keeping in touch with.

Peace, brother.

Roy

[mindovermatter2009]

lol. briliant!! always my pleasure David. (hic))

xxx~Lisa

[robby63]

My favorite thing about Sunday evenings is hearing something new from you!

Excellent stuff David!

Robby

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

Slick!

The truth of the matter is she was more afraid of your belief in penile projection. :-P

[DavidRandallCurtis]

JesusSavesAtCitibank: I don't know if she was afraid of THAT--it has a pretty short range! :p (rimshot!)

---------thanks for the comment! ;)

[AlteZakhen]

excellent!

[FactVsReligion]

Cool :)

[DavidRandallCurtis]

FactVsReligion: Oh my God that I don't believe exists! Comments from YOU and Ghost at the same time! I must have died and gone to the Heaven I don't believe exists! :P  Thanks for taking the time to comment--it is an honor--I love your work!

[ghostofdayinperson]

OMG that was fanfuckintastic. "She AND her body left the room". Great punch line. Yeah, once I get all the details straightened out with paypal I'm-- wait, I just thought of something. I don't even have to wait 'til then, I can do the blogs to discuss the paintings regardless of the arrangements. I will just keep everyone informed. Let me know when you are on Blog! :)

[DavidRandallCurtis]

Ghost:  Thanks so much. I am going to send you a pm about your art. Peace! ;)

[ghostofdayinperson]

yay!

[Nigelcf]

Haha great stuff! 5*s.

[AncientAtheist]

LOL!

Nice try?

[santiagodevill]

"Baby, go ahead and do it

and while you're away

I'll fill in the gap

so they cant get in."

I guess I'd have to be really perverted to get that one lol. But you'd have to be really creative to rite it aswell ;) 5

[janeczka]

High-larious. Thanks for the shout out as well. Brat! :p

[CousinoMacul]

Cute!

[DavidRandallCurtis]

CousinoMacul: It is about time someone saw that in me! :P

(thanks for commenting ;)

[koryargonic]

haha, nicely done

[DavidRandallCurtis]

Koryargonic: As a big fan of your writing and talent--it means a lot getting a comment from you! Thanks!

[theboombody]

That's pretty funny. I wish I could think of stuff like that, but I can only think of really weird stuff.

[ozjthomas]

lol another brilliant story/poem.

[simplic10]

Hah!! Lovely.

In such circumstances, you really have to make that joke. It's a question of aesthetic integrity. Art demands sacrifice!

[DavidRandallCurtis]

simplic10: Or does art precede sacrifice?  Dang! I still have to change that! Thanks for the comment! :P

[nordicsky]

A woman might say, that your ego is to big to fit inside a female frame, but I notice that in your well delivered stories it is often the women that have the final word...

art reflects life.

Ace as usual

Regards, Peter

[DavidRandallCurtis]

nordicsky: Women always win in the end... I think we both know that :P

[michaelispan]

Giggle

[tinySpectacle]

Chicks, Man. They never appreciate a good line; they do, on the other hand, appreciate good poetry, and this is it.

[ZenP]

Smooth my man, too smooth.

[liz1060]

ooo -- this reminds me of the guy who said if my vaccinations weren't up to date, he could give me a meat injection -- cute, David, very cute -- 5*

[taids]

haha X-)

[Elenkhos]

Lol...as they say in London...mind the gap.

[RichardRoy2]

Oh, now that's a terific pickup poem. If I'm ever in such a situation, I hope I can remember that one. LOL Brilliant DRC Thanks.

PS. I was thinking, how does she know she hasn't been infiltrated already? I can check. LOL

[Terrentia]

Good poem David. :)

But I don't hope the rest of her body is matter.

Because the matter/anti-matter reaction would result in a big explosion. :)

[healthyaddixion]

HA! you are hilarious, this piece is delicious, and my marraige proposal still stands :p

[DavidRandallCurtis]

healthyaddixion: Sussh you! You know that any marriage with me comes with my blue bunny Mone--and SHE is VERY high maintenance! :P

[VisionGhostPoet]

Oh how this made me chuckle! Another DRC classic!