Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness

[DeLaCruz420]

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I LIVE LIKE THIS, AND SAD

[natalieee73]

poise: "sting like a bee, do not float like a butterfly. That's ridiculous" LOOOL

[im2sexy4ascrnme]

I respect Mr. Swanson more than my own father

[jennnnnnn13]

@im2sexy4ascrnme Ron Swanson is my father's hero after I introduced him to the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness

[madziulll]

I totally love it!

Living in the woods? WTF?

[tacticianSHG]

CRYING: Only good at funerals or at the Grand Canyon

[andrewfrillip]

Self-Reliant : Treat Yourself!

[ultrazman14]

Perspiration: "Only sweat during physical activity or love making. No emotional sweating." LOL

[Chromie192]

Lol

"Poise: Sting like a bee do not float like a butterfly that's ridiculous"

[TheMadSlick]

Fish meat is practically a vegetable.

[BigBass992]

property rights: they exist.

[dwaynebenzie33]

Masonry - Building walls makes you strong. Defending them makes you even stronger.

[teimu2]

i don't get why its a pyramid. there didn't seem to be any hierarchy among the elements. could have been the Swanson Table or Swanson List of Greatness. However, for whatever reason, pyramid does sound cooler and has a more interesting design than a list or table would.

[DeLaCruz420]

@teimu2 fag

[gpfarrow2]

Where can I buy this I want it in my apartment.

[elkhealey]

@gpfarrow2 NBC store sells it for 20 bucks. But if you can't get it in your country just print a copy out for yourself from the internet like I did

[mtdonovan1]

This is my uncle!! hahaha

[Caffwaff13]

poise-sting like a bee, don't float like a butterfly that is ridicoulous.

[eddie201058]

are the scissors broken in your house son?

[HighPraetar]

Ron F-ing Swanson!

[WeaselHorizon]

This must be a different version because in the one I saw he doesnt mention some of these and mentions how you're only allowed to cry at the grand canyon.

[mikejonp]

Old wooden Sailing ships..........they're beautiful.

[bornincampnou]

2 people got their scissors broken

[Desaxeronex]

best pyramid ever

[kanjoe07]

the two people that don't like this are not swansons and will never be so

[AxonMoses]

In 2010, WE BECOME SWANSONS!!!!!

[gtr3cords]

only one bad word: taxes LMFAO

[mavhunter88]

@DoucheFagX You can buy the poster at NBC.com.

[TheBammaLamb]

friends: 1 to 3 is sufficient lmao

[Trashcansam123]

2 people were from Texas

[Ghats212]

@Trashcansam123 one person doesn't know the difference between the word Texas and Taxes. That pathetic excuse for a human being is you. Good job jackass.

[Trashcansam123]

@Ghats212 U mad bro? cause you seem unreasonably mad? Are you from texas? Are you offended by a mistake? Your talking like an asshole.

[DoucheFagX]

I want the Pyramid of Greatness as a poster in my room...it will be my new bible as i embark on the journey to my new religion of being a Swansonian.

[RedDragonSpiegel]

Where can I get a replica of that poster to hang in my room?

[Juoplify]

ARE THE SCISSORS BROKEN IN YOU HOUSE SON!

[Thelookoutslookout]

Best fringe sitcom character since Newman.

[Lizzbug163]

YOU: You are your biggest ally

CRYING: Acceptable at funerals & the Grand Canyon

[Commandoj251]

2 people are not swansons.

[markkim101]

I'M SO SORRY

I DRINK SKIM MILK SOMETIMES! I'M REALLY SORRY

[stalkingcat123]

STILLNESS: Dont waste energy moving unless necessary

[jstruetune]

America... The Only Country that Matters

[spiceymusic]

OLD WOODEN SAILING SHIPS.

...they're beautiful

[Whoknowsuknow]

Perspiration: Only sweat during physical activity or lovemaking. No emotional sweating.

lol

[MissGrapeNehi]

I recently saw a guy in the mall wearing an official Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness t-shirt.

And yes, I gave him a high five.

[Skute]

@MissGrapeNehi I'm the one who brought back the high five....you're welcome

[kothegaln]

Funny, but the epitome of why our society is so messed up. Especially his defense of Capitalism.

[stablematter]

@kothegaln

No the reason our society is so messed up is because we're investing in killing people, not innovation. That's alright with me though, 7 billion people is too many. NUKE CHINA!

[DeLaCruz420]

@kothegaln that's the point genius

[Centrypulce]

amazing! Ron Swanson is my idol and somehow now, he is even more my idol :) SWANSON FOREVER!

[Loltroll551]

I disliked it just to be a fucking retard! TROLOLOLOLOL

[TheEvergreenOldboy]

Ron Fucking Swanson.

[Gangerworld]

Teamwork! Very important! Equally important: Selfishness. Take what's yours.

God I love this man.

[Drewski2112]

"If you want to experience other cultures, use an atlas or a HAM radio."

Greatness.

[mcc0913]

25,000 Views and not 1 dislike.. awesome

[SkilledKratos]

Ron Swanson the man

[tobiojo10]

fish meat is practically a vegetable. Ron Swanson is the original alpha male

[rikharde86]

omgorsh ron looks like one of those big cats with flat faces

[TheGreendragon1001]

Old wooden sailing ships: They're beautiful.

[TheElectricHigh]

"Are the scissors broken in your house, son?"

[MrUn0]

"... Butthole!"

[lordaleksandre]

HONOR. If you need it defined, you don't have it.

[GOSFreak]

I have seen a t-shirt the the whole graph pyramid on it.

[carturd95]

Facial Hair: Full, thick and square. Nothing sculpted. If you have to sculpt it, that probably means you can't grow it.

[reapfreak]

"Fish meat is practically a vegetable." 

[ibleedredwhitendblue]

B.O: Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice. RON SWANSON

[screamwithmee]

friends....one to three is sufficient

[pauliewalnuts100]

I love how he puts Swansons above Gladiators and taxes are the worst curse word.

[feszterify]

The way he says "They're beautiful" is BEAUTIFUL.

[kurwinsky]

He's true with the ships thing.

[PunchSydeironReviews]

I want that poster. The only problem would be Nick Offerman staring at me like he's in a Stanley Kubrick film.

[mrdurdan67]

TORSO: It should be thick and impenetrable.

[ninjarawr49]

I WANT be a Swanson!

[TIAHOE]

how in the world am i the first to comment on this, its RON SWANSON

[legendarycupcake]

@TIAHOE You forgot the "FUCKIN'" that's in between RON and SWANSON...

[rockslideproductions]

@TIAHOE Correction: It's Ron Fucking Swanson.