Fatman's last retirement video

[tehfuxx]

dude i dnt know if your joking or you really hate your life that much. if thats the case you need to find something inspirational that will help you keep going. i dont want to see a suicide video of you on mentalzero

[roboryan54]

He's just making us americans look weird.

[forgiven30000]

abnormal ^_^

[SHOWMONEY5]

HE WANTED ATTENTION I MET HIM AT A BUFFET NEAR TOWN HE TOLD ME TO CHECK HIS VIDEO I DIDNT BELIVE HIM WOW IF I KNEW HOW NICE HE IS IN PERSON AND WATCHING THIS VIDEO LMAO WOW NO COMMENT HE SAID HE LOVED ATTENTION I DO BELIVE HIM NOW !  HE SAID HE LOVED IT WHEN GIRLS CALLED HIM CHUBBY WUB!

[podeistakenistakenis]

Goodnight sweet prince.

[InfiniteRhombus]

fatmghn here again...

FUCK MY LIFE

[69erBabeXXX]

haha fat ass

[janglots]

how old his this dude?

[joshmania7]

oink

[Mr1beefy]

He thinks he's cool because his fingers aren't fat

[Mrblowjobjew]

this video would be better if u showed ur kids naked and haveing sex thumps up!

[Quex01]

Very unhappy person...

[wolfff540]

kinda sounds like peewee herman

[Webkinz97Lover]

his definition of fml... feel my lovely (boobs)

[slutypet]

i can't watch the videos... your man boobs make me wanna puke

[Crazyman1212]

fuck my life Folks

[phosis]

did he died?

[N3vam0re]

@phosis No hes still making videos. fatmanmirrors I think its called.

[TheMrDavidKing]

fat shit makes money for his food

[MrAryan]

seems like he worked up a sweat

[anarchydance]

FUCK MY LIFE FOLKS! FUCK MAI LYYYFE!!!!!!

[Nintendoman2020]

I think it's safe to say that this was fatman's craziest video

[mrleafer9]

how does he have a spot in his heart its all clogged up by all the fatty foods he eats

[otrice53]

I really hope you mean this.... Get healthy and fuck YouTube...

[deathgotyou]

He'll be back, Hes just pissed because he missed his lunch.

[laielliisrandom]

folks 

[ALLINKNOTS]

This is so sad, I read that he's overweight due in part to some medication he's taking for a mental disorder. If this is true, best of luck fatman. I hope you lose the weight and your life does get better. Stop making these videos that people only watch to make fun of you. I'm sure you're a lot more than just a "fat man." Take care.

[Guitarledgend0123]

GJ FATFUCK JUST STOP MAKING VIDEOS. WATCH WHERE YOURE AIMING THOSE SAUSAGES.

[MizJuli23]

ewww Lord have mercy!!!!!

[TheDiaport]

Not shown: the heart attack he has after exerting himself so much.

[tominator0x0]

i love how rude he's being, but keeps calling us folks

[7h3Ch3m157]

I might have taken this man seriously had I not been too busy watching his tits jiggle.

[Vailwolf]

This is actually pretty sad, I wouldn't be surprised if he was dead now.

[niftyat12]

I rated this 2 stars

[roflcopter2225]

aughhh yeahhh

[Valrost]

"And for you, there's a special place in my *fat-splash* heart"

[Ronniedasmoker]

fat man get your self to the gym mate u fat overgrown cunt

[umfan287]

What he say I'm gonna eat a tire or I'm retired?

[UpperDeckJerkz]

poor guy. im sorry dude. i hope u succed. work hard and u will be happy. trust in the lord.

[randomhero2288]

i rated it 5 stars for you fatman... FUCK THE WORLD!!!!!!

[Filbob21]

funny how his tits are wobbling when he says "fuck bla bla bla"

[eyepawd]

and you know what else folks??

[eyepawd]

FACK MAH LIFE FOLKS

[mogstah]

You has a special place in his heart, along with the 100+ pounds of fat that has coagulated there.

[nady22]

he's retiern

[KODYMISTER]

poor guy

[Brandon6067]

Woah

[cexyles222]

not his fault...he obviously has a mental health problem

[retali4tion]

loose some weight

[Cletian123]

We need more Fat Man videos!

[FetusAndOnions]

FatMan is the consummate entertainer.

He should really return.

I would literally give him money to come back and do live shows late night on a consistent basis.

[Nechronic]

What is he saying at 0:24?

[NickArcade]

fuck the world

[SWF90]

FUCK THE WORLD!

[jaybreak]

What a useless pile of flesh.

[MrBloodywounds]

LOL...fucking funny shit.

[Wrathfist]

think youtube should ban his fat ass

[ArctheLad13]

Is he retarded or something?

[xileh]

fuck my life!!!!! folks

[flabbypete]

'I'm going to try and make something of my life' = never. never never never never never. And you can't be retired, you've never done anything CLOSE to work in your miserable blip of an existence.

[flabbypete]

Oh - and I rated this ONE star.

[Godlychief]

i bet he's a virgin..

[Gregorz]

virgin lol hurf durf

[silentcyanide08]

bahahaha your fucking fat, you have bigger tits then pamela anderson

[602KusH]

gotta let it out sometime

[LucaviAD]

I didn't understand half the shit he was saying! he needs to go eat another twinkie and stfu

[bigblackonlilwhites]

haha fatfuck

[simpleplan110]

yoo are my hreo

[GeekisCarnage]

i miss you fatman

[SmellyTroll]

GO FATMAN GO.

[Odium1981]

Haha Fatman will never retire, he LIVES off this and your donations.

[superdogman789]

OK GUYS SERIOUSLY DID HE DIE OR NOT?

[DukeNukem2020]

Did he retire? Nope, he came back.

[rspivotmaster]

He hates his life, so he sits at home and pigs out on food all day.

Thats not exactly going to make it any better, lol.

[DarkISRbody]

hahah fuck off gay!

[evilpostman]

Lets get it to 2 stars, as a retirement present. Fatman deserves it.

[DukeNukem2020]

haha, I rated it 2 stars just because he wanted me to.

[Fr4gst3rz]

NOOO FATMAN STAY WITH US!!!

[supercrestino]

fuck you bich

you are very very shit and stupid

[t0ppin0y]

so it comes to and end folks r.i.p. fat bastard... man u did this to ur self not only ur fat your also certified virgin ,,,,,,daymn i would understand if dats a girl but ur a man ur worst than the 40 year old virgin... ur probably eating rit now so ima leave u alone ..... go to tijuana mexico and get laid

[DKazEDlulz]

FUCK THE LAMBS

[Funzebub]

FUCK MY LIIIIIIIIFEEE

[xXbrokenxangelXx2008]

bad tempered ain't he lol

[DarkISRbody]

Don't tell us to fuck off you pile of white crap!

i would come to your house and make a soup factory out of your fucking hidious bodybfat!

and will beat the crap out of you free eater piece of a shit!

go do diet and shut the fuck up.

[tehcasualties]

720p folks!!

[Bendystraw49]

fuck, fuck, folks

[brendanbebop]

lol you rule dude

[maryhadalittlelamb25]

SO HOW DO YOU REALLY FEEL?..LOL

[Xgloomshadow]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!­!!

oh and... loose some fucking world, seriously

[Destroyer666AU]

folks

[Riotgrrill]

fatman died at 4.53 this morning

rip great man

[yankeezero]

2 Stars. Fatman's retarded

[KarmaAIDS]

is he screaming 'fuck the lab!!'?

[BTTHEBAND]

Distorted View fo' Life

[ian32583]

Damn dude get yourself together. You can do it. Trust me you can.

[heresywar]

agree with chris wrt the world... it really sucks. fuck the world folks

[23KarlKoch23]

man this guy needs help for real!! he is the next candidate to go on a killing stream as soon as he lost enough weight to pick his ass up and leave the house. watch out for this one FOLKS..

[ThomHunt25]

I love you!

[allergic2life]

gross

[DrHeathenScum]

So What Did He Retire From? Eating Blocks Of Cheese And Drinking Bowls Of Gravy?

[TheBustedPixel]

@DrHeathenScum no he found christ. then realized it was cause he was crazy. i wish i was joking.

[Beecels]

fatman soon to be dead mean from eating himself into an early grave

[disseminary]

FAtman...

[biggiece]

shut the fuck up about him you dick sucking mother fuckers.

[coolkidvideos975]

i rated it one :(

[ehsloozer87]

/b/

[wauquelin]

It's just as well. Maybe he decided to sort himself out and lose the weight. Hopefully he will lose it while he's still young and can head off an early death. He was making a spectacle of himself on here anyway. It's good that he stopped making these vids so ppl can mock him.

[dpimpjedi]

fatman have ytou tried weed?

[N0E3]

That's right folks... lol

[TedSouza]

So what? It's not our fault this fat fuck keeps stuffing his face live...

[hijodelroyxD]

jajja xD

[MindlessExcess]

he is very fat

[lusanders]

stop fucking retiring!

[GalacticOverdrive]

fat

[TateAldridge]

it's your own fault you're a disgusting pig.

[MalStoric]

fuck the world? I thought he was telling us to go fuck the whales.

[MagellansUnderwear]

this is what happens when you mix a borderline personality with WoW, donuts, and ice cream.

Thank you for retiring, if you are serious.

[CamButler]

Eat less cookie dough ice cream

[hughugh]

Fuck m'life folks!

[SarahCristina87]

lol look at dem titties

[SarahCristina87]

jeeeeeez he's insane

[richardsmith09]

i do like the way that his whole rant is brought to a gribbing halt at the end when he has to use the remote to turn the camera off.. would have been so much more dramatic if he jus threw it across the room or summit to emphasise his point...?

[slowfuse]

fuck the world folks

[bthesing]

please work out

[frozenstrawbs]

kill urself bro u hav nothin to live for

[flabberboyogabon]

lol a lot of people don't know it but fuck actually means sex, so for fun just take everything he says and replace the word fuck with sex rofl its pretty funny

[DrKleiner]

god what a bitch

[youcantuneapiano]

folks. fuck the world folks. -mr barnum

[yakomuto]

Fuck my life folks!

[onionbob]

i love how he rants and raves and then very carefully and comically takes out a very tiny remote to turn off the video

[ttto]

look at the sole, isolated bird-flip that comes out of nowhere @ around 1:08 instead of backing a 'fuck' or a 'fucking', just completely out of sync its the best

[onionbob]

lol

[dgksk8er44]

folks, ura fat fuck, folks, ok folks, !

[ttto]

FUCK MA LIFE FOKES, FUCK MA LIFE

[yankeezero]

he's retarded. two stars.

[itchykami]

I could see myself giving him five stars, but I'd have to have five accounts to do so.

[Stingray55]

FUCK THE WORLD FOLKS!

[manupdude1]

I gAFTE YOU A 5 STAR :)

[mafiaz187]

FOLKS

[gamestopcamper]

wow wow brove brove u have hit a new kind of red neck. If ur sick of making these videos how about u stop fuckn making them. Oh ya ........... Fuck u dumb ass

[MajorIronwood]

He did... where have you been?

[gamestopcamper]

what have you been whachn this shit alot i mean its gay this guy i think was a vet from iraq and came back a fuck and now is fatter than the word chop

[Teturque]

Fuck you, you obese piece of shit

[Galefox]

Redefining rock bottom.

Dandy!

[MrCoffee1976]

He wouldn't be so upset if someone would just buy him a bra. Titties like those need support, yo.

[Nimnoms]

Maybe he should start lifting weights, turn that fat into some serious muscle.

[Josephdorf03]

I rated 2 stars, folks

[Deakyne001]

2 stars

[nopushbutton]

whats this

[FoxHoundUnit89]

lmfao I can't even hear what he's saying half the time but I 5'd it anyway.

[Tenebrys]

this is so liberating

no matter what i do in life

ill never be as disgusting as this guy

[DonnieGoombani]

folks

[dinosaurjerk]

fuck my life folks

[primalda1]

DUDE!! FAK.. TAKE IT E-Z! if u h8 making vids just stop find a Hobby play warcraft.. do something else...!! but stop!! i mean stop!! bitching in every faking vid.. well dis is my advice fokes!! =)

[onionbob]

FUCK M'LIFE FOKES!!! FUCK M'LIFE!!

[XguitrfreekX]

Well, I hope this guy succeeds in what he wants to. I also hope he comes back from retirement, because honestly, his stuff is kinda funny.

[freecheezits]

maybe someday after liposuction or something, he'll be back on youtube as skinny man...someday

[ConeyIslandWUTANG]

FATMAN LETS EAT PIZZSA TOGETHER LIKE THE OILD TIMES DONT FUCK UR LIFE JUST FUCK SOME ASSHOELES OVER FUKCKN XBOX HELL ETAH

FAT MAN HERE ~iN mY HeArT~

[Louisgod]

i want to ride a scooter wherever i go :_[[[[[[[

[dans1120]

bye fokes

[zrobeast]

Fatman is scaring me...

[FLETCHYB00]

Please fuck off you overweight mutherfucker

go lose some fuckin weight and SORT YOUR LIFE OUT

peace fucker

[Entity404]

I hope he got his life in order. I have nothing against 'overweight' people, but seeing someone unhealthily obese is painful :/

[mojotheclown813]

Hes a Pussy, I got some one bigger then him and hes got 2 Lv 80's on WOW, What!!!!

[gmodesike]

fatman needs to grow up and get some responsibility

[vladdyboy123]

I feel sorry for him, I wish he didn't have to go. ;_;

[burtonkidd]

YoU SoUnD LiKe A FaG !

[smaroo]

This guy needs mental help, this isn't funny.

[xamphor]

FATMAN FOUND

[xQueldoreix]

What are those things on his hands? Sausages?

[fondoogle]

you need to be shot. if you had friends you wouldnt be like that.

[pigbenis305]

every time he say fuck you he giggles

[orlyNameLessyarly]

because he is insane:P?