THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!!!

[lifeinskinnyjeans]

CHAWCLATE!

[ME16510]

What are they selling? Chocolate... Well I don't give two shits if it ain't a pack of smokes!!!

[chrisguy2]

YEEAA!!!!

[sakuraseer8]

WAT

[mariahturmanator]

i say this every day :)

[cassidysinger4]

sweet sweet chocolate..I ALWAYS HATED IT! lol

[patu8010]

What is that, a spinal cord of a fish? BURN IT WITH FIRE!!

[dancepants214]

It's kind of sad that I sound just like the old lady and I'm only 15

[Lenad1o2]

creepy but funny!!

[EpicmoocowS]

press 1 then wait a bit and you'll realize bob and pat are pedos

[RandomAngel489]

Daurghter~ Mom!

Mom~what / u just can wait for me to die!

[carastanco]

I once sold chocolates, then I took an arrow to the knee

[TayBae89]

Jim Jones mom sounds like that LOL

[btrjames9096]

Damn can't the fucking lady hear shit

[missamerica2020]

Spongebob: hello, YOUNG LADY *giggles* Is your mother home?

Old lady: MOM!!

Spongebob and patricks face :O

[mikeypowell]

oh the stereotypical new york/ new jersey jewish woman

[AlRGASM]

I remember when they first invented chocolate.. Sweet, sweet, chocolate.. I ALWAYS HATED IT!

[Hectorferjr2]

I love this video.

[xLipsOfDeceit7x]

THEY'RE SELLIN' CHAWCKLET

[TheMoneyIsAlwaysRite]

@xLipsOfDeceit7x I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

[xLipsOfDeceit7x]

@TheMoneyIsAlwaysRite THEY'RE SELLIN' CHAWCLETS!!!!!!

[AmartinezxLink]

Hello, YOUNG LADY.

[missprettylondon]

sounds like choclat sweet sweet choclat i always hated it

(me)well i always hated you saying CHOCLAT INSTEAD OF CHOCOLATE!

[VeryOxygen]

THEHH SELLIN CHAWCLETT!!

[Chaka605]

oh i remember chocolate, sweet sweet chocolate

BUT IV'E ALWAYS HATED IT

[latedlad]

they're selling cameras that aren't calculators

[CometGoat]

"No Copyright Infringement Intended"

what

[DrWhopotte]

0:28 - 0:33

[TheWolfLover121]

Spongebob: Hello, young lady, we're selling chocolates, is your mother home? Old Lady: MOM! Corpse: What?! What's all that yelling?! Spongebob and Patrick: O.O Corpse: You just can't wait for me to die! Can you? Old Lady: They're selling chocolates Corpse: Chocolate? Old Lady: Yeah Corpse: What?! What are they selling? Old Lady: Chocolates. Corpse: What? Old Lady: Chocolates! Corpse: I can't hear you! Old Lady: THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATES! Corpse: They're selling chocolates? Old Lady: YEAH!

[JohnnyBoyJG353]

@TheWolfLover121 Thanks I'm deaf and couldn't understand a word they said in this video

[CrazyGirl8167]

What Episode is this From?

[commando7191]

Id always change the channel for the time the mother was on cause it scared the crap out of me when i was small

[11lululuv]

WHAT??!! WHAT DID HE SAYY??!!

[cherries0990]

thumbs up if you cracked up when you saw dat shrimp walk in!!!...i did hahahahhahaha woooo LOL :')))

[IDirtyMarineI]

Who pushed the wheelchair to the door when the old lady called her mother......?

[SpyroGaga]

This always scared me so much when I was little. :3

[dravenroughnecks]

I can do this voice lol.

[headthemeatgrinder]

"You just can't wait for me to die, can you!"

Such a great line, wish there were more shows like Spongebob that doesn't presume kids are complete idiots

[ImTheCastle]

What? What are they selling?! CIGARETTES. What?! I cants hear you!! THEYRE SELLING CIGARETTES!

[RockNRollDamnation33]

@ImTheCastle I remember when they first invented cigarettes... sweet, sweet cigarettes. I always loved them. They make ya live forever!

[grnlvr8]

how is the wheelchair rolling if she doesnt have any arms....or any limbs...

[Hectorferjr2]

@grnlvr8 Don't bother noticing nitpicks.

[skullgurl18]

That mother used to creep the hell outta me when i was little.

[97thewalrus]

hey checkout sam's hunting adventure!!

[insectlover602]

this is a sperm message

[cassie21gymnast]

Anyone notice there isn't a 0:42?

[haylestormable]

How can u hate choclate??

[ericmarshall19]

did anyone else always wonder what she was ?

[nepomusik]

DEY'RE SELLING CHAWCLITE!

[dmcjr3]

Her mom looks like an old sperm..

[nannerz1x520]

0:14 best faces ever!!(:

[lavenderflutterby337]

Oh, this chocolate's not for eating it's for.. its for..

You rub it on your skin, and it makes you live forever.

No, no no!

[UndeadS0lder]

What? What did he say?

Niggas got some chocolate.

[theuntamedheart1]

hahah my friend does the same shit. he says is perfectly<3

[LittleVMKGirl2]

Lol this is my favorite episode XD

[jdws012]

she looks like a dried up sperm

[numba1pimpcess]

its so hilarious how the mom is just a skull and a esophagus! lmaoooooo

it made me laugh waaay too hard as a kid, and makes me laugh harder even now. 

[eaglesguy2036]

»»───knee───►

[undisputed4life]

I heard Jeanne Calment, the oldest person to ever live, claimed to eat one kilo of chocolate every week. lol she was probably rubbing it on her skin.

[AOD901]

Sweet, sweet chocolate... I ALWAYS HATED IT

[twixgood7]

0:07 looks like sponebob is flirting with you! thumbs up if u agree! :D

[lasers33]

she look like a terd lol

[SagaciousSilence]

So she was with the Mexican Aztecs when they discovered chocolate? God damn!

[Heartcherry14]

My guy friend...can quote this whole scene...word for word...perfectly xDD I love this scene

[k3evso]

she remembers when chocolate was first invented??? ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[09876543219401]

you notice spongebob's spots disapper

[biggie21990]

how the hell can she see

[Raye816]

the lovely young lady in the wheelchair sounds like jim jones mother from love and hiphop.

[dueces123love123it]

how is the camera not shaking from you laffing so hard!?

[nikkiluvscandyumm3]

haha "choclateeeee"

[tongone06]

When I first watched this as a kid, I was expecting her to say her mother was dead. I was close.

[lillecia123]

lol my favorie episode

[klk8995]

This and idiot box are favorite two episodes! -3

[MegoBee123]

hilarious !!!!

[TheFlyingShrimp10]

i wish wen i go aRound selling girl scout cookies the ppl would b like, "MOM SHES SELLIN COOKEHS!"

[TheFrancisDiaz]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[probableIMPOSSIBLITY]

My God! This is the most disturbing part of the show! What the OLD lady said when it paned to her.... "You just can't wait for me to die, can you?" Uuuuuuhh!! ~o~

[xxparaholicwhorexx]

THEY'RE SELLING CHHOCOLATES! What,What Are They Selling? Chocolates! Chocolates?! YEEEEE!

[CoolReviews1000]

she looks like an old dried up sperm



[koolalastarr]

Lmao! Too funny XD

[SecretService80]

"You just can't wait for me to DIE, can you!"

[MegaXXspongebobXX]

I always HATED IT!!! XD

[WhatDrummer2016]

CHOCOLATE!!!

[QuesoTurDz]

They're selling chocolates? YEAH!!

[MissSuperdupernerd]

i was doing this in class and my teacher threw an expo marker at my face :(

[linneaforeva]

i love how at the end of the episode they go on a double date

[MesdaGiant]

they must be jersey

[MMJJBB31]

surprisingly good quality.. 

[cheezeydude]

O.o how did she wheel herself over to the door if she has no arms and legs ?

[italytube0194]

@cheezeydude its a cartoon....

[infernitylord]

its voldemort in the beggining of goblet of fire

[PinkWolfieLove]

Its mr hankey's mom!!

[anime838]

@PinkWolfieLove what has been seen...cannot be unseen.....>.< xD

[0reii]

DEAR GOD! WHAT IS THAT THING?!

[RandomImmaturity]

@0reii decaying penis?

[CutieGirl613]

@0reii snooki

[wolflovin139]

why are they selling chocolate 2 some one that looks like a.........wait, nevermind....

[crystalcoyote69]

Wait.. What are they selling?!

XDD

[hark2e]

She looks like the Eraserhead baby.

[DanTheMan774]

I love how they're both speaking in that New York-like accent they got. :P

[mariofreak444]

LOLOLLOLOOOLOLOL

this is so funny now that I'm older.

[IronKnuckleKO]

CHAWCOHLAHTES...!

[kyledavis75]

I can make the voice of the second old lady

[spongebob12335]

THEY'R SELLING CHUCULETS.

[lumarir0se]

WHATTA THEY SELLIN???!?!

[TheEpiksuju]

Hahahahahah!!! this is so hilarious

[newsk8ter117]

I have my master's degree in wumbology

[FamilyGuyFanatic800]

@newsk8ter117 Me too. First grade, Patrick says. First grade my ass. I got held back sophmore year in college for failing Wumbology.

[Serephus]

She was around when they invented chocolate? didn't the aztecs invent chocolate...? O_o

[Greenpanda321]

i love this soo much , <#

[TheChapa408]

what?! what are they selling?! CHOCOLATE!! ahahaha never gettz oldd:)

[zzitburtitzz]

The mom is creepy.

[mercanaries3]

@zzitburtitzz

You just cant wait for her to die can you!

[zaccds]

that mother disturbed  me as a kid and still disturbs me today.

[unicornprunes]

press 4 lol

[Emidretrauqe]

You remind me of my father.

....

....I HATED MY FATHER.

[DJPierreFitchfan619]

YOU JUST CAN'T WAIT FOR ME TO DIE! CAN'T YOU? RECORDING THIS TERRIBLE QUALITY VIDEO!

[OptimumForge]

What brand of potato did you use to record this with?

[shadowfangirl4life]

@brejaal no on asked you to comment on this video so stfu and gtfo.

[brejaal]

god i just realized shes in the shape of a sperm o.o my childhood, disgusting at its best D:

[shadowfangirl4life]

"THEY'RE SELLING CHAWKLETS!"

[JeanMachine17]

she looks like a peice of sh***t

[wolfkelsey1]

@JeanMachine17 i know

[Silverthemystic]

@JeanMachine17

XDDDDD

[TheAirsoftkidd]

@JeanMachine17 since when does "shit" have three i's

[zebrpenguin2]

@TheAirsoftkidd since when do you need to censor on youtube

[JeanMachine17]

@TheAirsoftkidd oops held the button down too long

[PrimevalHunter300]

@JeanMachine17 More like old sperm

[Madmelo101]

@JeanMachine17 no she looks like old sperm

[HamsterCorn22]

this is going on facebook

[InAutunmsDecent]

does no one know what a tripod is? shit..

[theawesomewolffang26]

what,did u record using a potato?

[Positivelymetheblog]

"What are they selling?" "Chocolates." "What?" "CHOCOLATE!" "What are they selling?!" "THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATES!!!!!!!"

~Miranda

[justgobananas12]

why is the song super bass related to this o.O

[ALLERTORLOVER69]

one in the wheel chair is my granma

[bellacorn]

IS UR MOTHER HOME?

[rose99ification]

DEYR SEHLLIN CHAWCLAT!!!

[StarShine82093]

BEST. EPISODE. EVER

[JLala77]

How is she controlling her wheelchair?

[DJPierreFitchfan619]

Did the old lady record this video?

[mikeyman480]

suckey tv

[mercanaries3]

What??! what are they selling!? *they're selling chawcolates!*

they're selling chawcolates?! *yeeeah!*

ROFL

[Mariofanman100]

PAtrick:.....RUB IT ON YOUR BACK AND YOU'LL FOREVER!!

Mrs. Skeleton......LIVE FOREVER YOU SAY?!?

Ms. Old Lady (probably a virgin)......NO NO NO!!!!!

Mrs. Skeleton......I'LL TAKE ONE CHOCOLATE!

......lol.....i wish that part wasn't cut out but this is was it was to my memory...

[technologick1183]

I'm sorry but thing was nothing more than a still-living corpse!!! I was so not expecting her when I first saw this!

[DJPierreFitchfan619]

Sweet, sweet chocolate... I ALWAYS HATED IT!!!

[SailorMars768]

A few months ago I heard two guys quoting this part. XD "THEY'RE SELLIN' CHAUKLITS."

[MissAlly027]

I used to be scared of that part because of the shriveled up old person..I used to have to cover my eyes. >.<

[theFRIS]

sweet, sweet CHAULKLET...why was she so fond of reminiscing about it, then says she hated it...& how do u spit when u say "YEAH"

[Dramasaurus11]

I just did some research, and saw that chocolate was actually invented about 3,100 years ago by the Aztecs. So that means she is at least 3,100 years old!

[DrsJacksonn]

I was startled a bit when I first saw that dried up worm appearing on the screen.

[davisotj1]

WHAT?! WHAT DID HE SAY?!

[TheButler200]

Old Woman 1:There selling chocolates!

Old Woman 2:What, What are they selling?

Old Woman 1:Chocolate!

Old Woman 2:What?

Old Woman1: Chocalate!!

Old Woman 2:I can't hear you!

Old Woman 1:THERE SELLING CHOCOLATES!!!

Old Woman 2:There selling chocolates!?

Old Woman 1:YEAH!!!

[howellpower3]

LOL I can't watch this without nearly peeing myself from laughing XD

[Poisonsoldier67]

THEIR SELLING CHAWCLATE!

[dom121801]

lol so funny  i have best imatation

[YoshiIsAwsomeRAWR]

press 7 what are they selling? xD

[kukogarcia44]

yup

[kukogarcia44]

hahaha lol i want some chocolates

[kirby82098]

i luv it how she says chocolates....

[kirby82098]

i luv it how she says chocolates....

[mercanaries3]

WHAT? WHAT ARE THEY SELLING!!?

THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATES!!!!!

they're selling chocolates?

YEAHH!!! 

LOL

[Drewfusi]

THERE SELLING GRAPHIC CARDS!!!

[mrpunk327]

0:14 you cant wait for me to DIE!

[chingateporfavorSG]

YOU JUST CANT WAIT FOR ME TO DIE CANT YOU!!!!!

[TheGLEEK14]

I read all the funny comments, but then I always come across one about Justin bieber....

[qbat77]

TROLOLOLO NICKI MINAJ IS ON THE SUGGESTIONS!

XD

[Ignore14]

Whenever I say "What?" to my brother he yells "WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?"

[TehPielightZone]

Is it wrong that I can imitate the older fish perfectly? o_o