German snitchers are systematically spreading hatred and lies.The aim is to distract from German atrocities comitted during the NAZI time and today. My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during five and a half years. I recorded more than 450 hours of evidence which ended in the legal system. The BND which is the renamed GESTAPO continued to torture my brother for another 1.5 years, now with the aid of the "legal“ system. Markus Bott was murdered on 11.7.09 to suppress our homepage.
People seem to be getting so upset when the wrong comment gets thumbs upped that you'd think it was the fucking nobel prize. It's the YouTube comment section, wtf do you expect the comments to be like?
It's like no one watches the videos anymore... and yes I know that this comment is sort of doing exactly what it condemns but whatever and shit.
@corpsemunger What using ghetto patois with posh accents? No people don't talk like that, there in lies the joke. I think he meant most people use ridiculous amounts of slang nowadays. In which case I'd agree. But then again, I live in Hackney.
@chrisatlafrenee The BBC tend not to use "canned" laughter. Most of their sitcoms/sketch shows are filmed in front of a live audience, even when they aren't they will preview the scenes to an audience and record the laughter for broadcast of that scene
@markisonlin3 Benny don't have shite on my boy Glenn, Aight? Ye better shut yer gob or I'll shank ye. Sorry, I sometimes mix up my Ned and Chav dialects. But seriously, Miller pwns Goodman O_O
Look at these comments man like all high rated and shit, you guys don't deserve "thumbs up" or whatever, you're just using lines from the video and all this. That's like, stealing or something, but like, not as bad, but still really bad. This is you - "Oh I'm like repeating lines from the video or whatever, 'clocking my unit bro'." That's you, and I'm like, bro, that is mad lame man, big time. You know what I mean.
It's a vaccination against tuberculosis that used to be distributed in schools but now is only done if they think you're at risk . One of our dinner ladies got it when we were in primary school so we all got jabbed. It's quite a nasty one, as needles go.
fo sho!
IrritationCharles 1 week ago
Officers chatting up airwomen?? Good Lord. !
AVMamfortas 1 week ago
"You look well nang, respect"
"Dem gyaldem was butterz"
topshop3104 2 weeks ago
"Them yats iz bare chung isn't it",
"Fo shizzle, dey is buff"
topshop3104 2 weeks ago
when i got my BCG i didn't even cry...
rachelmacc 1 month ago
lol they sound like the posh guy from fresh meat
miketoriant 2 months ago 3
@miketoriant Ahh JP!! One of the best characters!! <3
Midnightfur 2 months ago 2
@Midnightfur for shizzle man :P
miketoriant 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
German snitchers are systematically spreading hatred and lies.The aim is to distract from German atrocities comitted during the NAZI time and today. My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during five and a half years. I recorded more than 450 hours of evidence which ended in the legal system. The BND which is the renamed GESTAPO continued to torture my brother for another 1.5 years, now with the aid of the "legal“ system. Markus Bott was murdered on 11.7.09 to suppress our homepage.
wwwtotalitaerde 3 months ago
FO SHO. XD
AZ09JH 3 months ago
I is nails I didn,t even cry when I got my BCG !!!!
hoplite46 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@hoplite46 Yes mate we know, we watched the video - are you a Parrot, a court stenographer, an echo or some such shit like that?
armandin2048 3 months ago
Modern day Englands' life story... in a way.
gallade121 4 months ago
GrandPrixDiary sent me.
suck307 4 months ago
sorry i thought you bought them for us
DUUUUUUUUUH!!!!!!!
tamahome234 6 months ago
People seem to be getting so upset when the wrong comment gets thumbs upped that you'd think it was the fucking nobel prize. It's the YouTube comment section, wtf do you expect the comments to be like?
It's like no one watches the videos anymore... and yes I know that this comment is sort of doing exactly what it condemns but whatever and shit.
IanEColeman 6 months ago 6
"theres your drinks and shit" awesome line
xD
NotAnyoneSpecial 7 months ago
I'm the 185,000th!!!
EyeHawk777 7 months ago
Fo Shizzle'
They is buff
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
KPopVision 7 months ago
any one know who the dark haired lady is? i seen her in something else and i cant remember :(
BurnSpangler 8 months ago
@BurnSpangler The dark haired girl was Douglas' girlfriend in the IT crowd. "April" the one that used to be a man.
The IT Crowd - Series 3 - Episode 4: Fight
ScouseJack 8 months ago
@ScouseJack awww yea! thanks, its been bothering me forever :D
BurnSpangler 8 months ago
@ScouseJack it's Lucy Montgomery!
zionravescene 7 months ago
i been eying you packet an all that as well ;)
BurnSpangler 8 months ago
"I've never been so insulted in my life!"...... "You is so in there"
rockguru123 8 months ago
Back of the hangar and do what????
lanpingpug 9 months ago
Thats like sexism! its like racism but you know, not as bad cause its against women
Kloquirk 9 months ago 3
The sad thing is...most people actually talk like this nowadays.
Blud.
witness124 9 months ago 4
@witness124 no one talks like this - have you ever been outside?
corpsemunger 8 months ago
@corpsemunger What using ghetto patois with posh accents? No people don't talk like that, there in lies the joke. I think he meant most people use ridiculous amounts of slang nowadays. In which case I'd agree. But then again, I live in Hackney.
BettyLu1001 8 months ago
@BettyLu1001 hmmm but it's not quite the same,
corpsemunger 8 months ago
@corpsemunger manchester neds ..fo shur do wanker
GoatSoup77 8 months ago
@GoatSoup77 LOL!
corpsemunger 8 months ago
when i got my bcg i didnt even cry lol :)
IrishMusic98 9 months ago 2
I seen you eye-ing up my packet just now
liverpoolarethebestt 9 months ago
I can't believe Ben Miller used to work on a PhD in nanophysics
victoryeates1993 9 months ago 5
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thepoopookid 10 months ago
"so theres your drink and shit" bwahaha
CosmicJess26 10 months ago 4
@CosmicJess26 ahhahahahah Yehahah ahhahaha
ateto2629 9 months ago
Isn't it?
Isn't it though?
Isn't it?
Fosho!
peerieweirdo 10 months ago 4
Fo' Sho'
hiicantthinkofanamee 11 months ago
I have never heard of these guys, however I am wiping spittle off my monitor, funniest thing I've heard in years....Brilliant!
robin12491 11 months ago
I would love to see the transcript for this.
EulogyAdd 11 months ago
FO SHOU!
armd86 1 year ago
good lord this is offensive... cause it's not advertised (someone linked it 4 me)
hilarious
"by the way i saw you clocking my package just now"
internal hilarious
cacaoueterealisateur 1 year ago
Random
UberWolfGeist 1 year ago
@UberWolfGeist fo sho XD
mel160294 10 months ago
Radom!
UberWolfGeist 1 year ago
Benny Goodman shits all over Glen Miller.
ozoneocean 1 year ago 5
@ozoneocean Apart from In The Mood, you're right.
CaptainCaterpie 1 year ago
Yah, foe show! Are you saying I is scared and all shit up? Cos I is nails man. When I got my BCG I didn't even cry.
RaifukuMaru 1 year ago 18
soo theres your drinks and shit loooooool
turkranger16 1 year ago
we's in der big time blud loooooooool
turkranger16 1 year ago
Nine people suck ass
dirtfinger71 1 year ago
Dem yats is bare chung!!
bograt64 1 year ago 2
Foshizzle
bograt64 1 year ago
9 people don't want to go around the back of the hangar for tops and fingers.
docdcb 1 year ago
So, here's your drinks and shit.
LMAO.
adamliamhart 1 year ago 40
@adamliamhart Yes mate we know, we watched the video - are you a Parrot, a court stenographer, an echo or some such shit like that?
armandin2048 3 months ago
@armandin2048 You're boring.
adamliamhart 3 months ago
Canned laughter ...... Why ???
chrisatlafrenee 1 year ago 2
@chrisatlafrenee The BBC tend not to use "canned" laughter. Most of their sitcoms/sketch shows are filmed in front of a live audience, even when they aren't they will preview the scenes to an audience and record the laughter for broadcast of that scene
TopGunSGA 6 months ago
Im with him, Benny Goodman is much cooler.
markisonlin3 1 year ago
@markisonlin3 Benny don't have shite on my boy Glenn, Aight? Ye better shut yer gob or I'll shank ye. Sorry, I sometimes mix up my Ned and Chav dialects. But seriously, Miller pwns Goodman O_O
SnowBlind853 5 months ago
I is nails man.
noggin295 1 year ago
"dem gal dem was butters"
i love that bit
FutureKnut 1 year ago 3
Yo like 9 people were like clocking my unit, they're like well butters man and that shit, they're like well gay isn't it? Standard.
Gregdekiller999 1 year ago
*Posts quote and hopes to get bare thumbs up and shit like that*
MGVaughan1986 1 year ago 3
thats just like, some shit, isnt it though, standard.
celticdeamon567 1 year ago
8 people suck ass, they sold out bit time
dirtfinger71 1 year ago
fo' shizzle
BeyonceIsMe000 1 year ago
Fo Show! :)
xolizziox 1 year ago
Bare Chung.
JMBfullmusic 1 year ago
'By the way I saw you clocking my packet just now.'
AHA gets me everytime!
FunnyBonesYahaa 1 year ago
I Is nails man! :-D
BuddyTwiggy 1 year ago
"Here's your drinks and shit"
RosheruCell 1 year ago 3
These sketches are simply ingenious!
nfsfan50 1 year ago
Look at these comments man like all high rated and shit, you guys don't deserve "thumbs up" or whatever, you're just using lines from the video and all this. That's like, stealing or something, but like, not as bad, but still really bad. This is you - "Oh I'm like repeating lines from the video or whatever, 'clocking my unit bro'." That's you, and I'm like, bro, that is mad lame man, big time. You know what I mean.
crowdzor 1 year ago 160
@crowdzor your use of the word "man" is sexist though, I might be a woman, isn't it?
pattayalob 1 year ago
@crowdzor That's well harsh and I'm not even lying about that I've got a note and everything... fo' shur.
rosaleenauk 7 months ago
@crowdzor
You be a massive gaylord!
23021955 7 months ago
@crowdzor that's brilliant!
littleniyah 7 months ago
Glenn Miller sucks arse, he's sold out big time.
lmao :'D
kawaiifrenchman 1 year ago
F'sho
theonetobeat36 1 year ago
Isn't it though?
PurpleFunnyChocolate 1 year ago
dan renton skinner in the back there (angelos)
pjoker 1 year ago 3
glenn miller sucks ass !!!! BRILLIANT.
dirtfinger71 1 year ago
Go round the back for "tops and fingers" wow ! I remember that from the fifties !
pattayalob 1 year ago
@MimiBristow Standard.
c0ddlefl0p 1 year ago
Which series is this from?
ImNotWeird 1 year ago
Beshizzle !
smidsyonfire 1 year ago
isnt it tho?? Fo' sho.
TheDonutFox 1 year ago
Them galdem was butters XD
nicecat999 1 year ago
Whats a "BCG" ?
makreis 1 year ago
@makreis a jag people used to get it was really sore:L
cjnovo15 1 year ago
@makreis Bacillus Calmette-Guérin, vaccine for TB.
IhreUntergangen 1 year ago
@makreis
It's a vaccination against tuberculosis that used to be distributed in schools but now is only done if they think you're at risk . One of our dinner ladies got it when we were in primary school so we all got jabbed. It's quite a nasty one, as needles go.
xxdrosexx 1 year ago 4
i got my bcg and didn't even cry, they crack me up
nucularpoweredteapot 1 year ago
Didn't the RAF kill Glenn Miller?
idllym 1 year ago
@idllym Quite possibly, a returning flight of bombers may have dumped their payload on the Noorduyn Norseman he was travelling in.
GerbilEssences 1 year ago
@idllym USAAF plane went missing with him in it...
Ironwulf2000 1 year ago
When I got my BCG I didn't even cry! Classic!!!
sunnypiper 1 year ago
"that's like sexism, which is like racism, but against women, so it's not as bad but still really really bad." BRILLIANT!!!
theunhappyhours 1 year ago 6
What's his first line? I can't hear it properly. And what was the comment about butters? Didn't catch that either. Perhaps I'm going deaf...
lanpingpug 1 year ago
@lanpingpug "them yat is bare chung isnt it?"
basically means those girls are pretty arent they?" yat = girls and chung=pretty (chung can also mean to get high though)
"It's bate blud, its so much better than them girls we saw tuesday"
"dem girls was butters"
butters basically just means ugly/nasty/bad and bate means blatant, obvious. If thats what you were asking.
ABCxJAMMIN 1 year ago 2
this is briliant! i laughed my ass off... fo shoe XD
metalmusiking 1 year ago
So heres you drinks n' Shit
zurgtheone 1 year ago 6
I could watch these two for hours =')
PurpleFunnyChocolate 1 year ago 6
You see her? Clocking my unit and all this?
Letasiful 1 year ago
"then gyaldem was butters" HAHAHA
albinobetakno 1 year ago
fo' sho'
lol
egosumlupus 1 year ago
The blonde was eyeing my packet. Hah :D
w000000tex 1 year ago
you calling me chicken? coz I iz nails man
1991NickC 1 year ago 12
@1991NickC 'wen i got my bcg i didnt even cry'
SuperCakelover 1 year ago 7
So would you like to go round the back of the hangar for tops and fingers?
Wonderful stuff
HansFingerpicker 2 years ago 3
them yals was bustin?
awesome , fo sho!
medicdeano 1 year ago
benny goodman shits all over glen miller!
rory09 2 years ago 6
This sketch with the airman is so funny haha Every single one has me laughing the whole way through hahah
crelan2 2 years ago 5
for sho! lol
TwilightLover950 2 years ago
Did he say "I saw you clocking my package?" OMG,fuhshizzle! This is crazy funny.....
snottyxraygirl 2 years ago
haha here are your drinks and shit XD
NirvanaJunkieX 2 years ago
So... here's your drinks and shit. Lol!
terminatordrum 2 years ago 4
Them yats iz bear chung, isn't it? Shizzle. They is buff.
Best show ever xD
Skelex20 2 years ago 2
lol "and i didnt even cry wen i got my BCG"
catchthewave91 2 years ago 5
This is brilliant & it doesn't go all patronising like Catherine Tate.
Rooti1 2 years ago 133
This has been flagged as spam show
@Rooti1 that means you must be a dirty chav
Resistance121 1 year ago
@Rooti1
youre so right.
theonlyironman 1 year ago
Not ANOTHER show with someone from Primeval!
There's been Nick in Collision.
And him in this!
Lol :-D
SciFi4U 2 years ago
: P
ECTBWHO 2 years ago
Did you see her clocking my unit?
AJOM8232 2 years ago 147
This is awesome, fo sho xD
XMuseXObsessiveX 2 years ago 6
Epic! XD
sapphireofslytherin 2 years ago
this is full of win
jinnythesquinny 2 years ago 5
so funy, <3 them
efagels 2 years ago
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iwantnovacaine 2 years ago
FIRST, fo' sho'
iwantnovacaine 2 years ago