Man shoots at his lawyer

[haloslayer78965]

Ron White sent me here

[smittyvanbonjohnson]

"Pow pow pow! Ugh ugh ugh! I do that till I cum!" -Ron White

[Sprig3601]

Lol how much u wanna bet people will still be watchin this video for a couple weeks just cuz Ron White told us about it on CC tonight, btw if you dont know what people are talking about, turn your tv on comedy central right now because its on again

[LandryBoy92]

Left right duck dodge slam him down dammmm lol I give props to the lawyer

[gc8891]

@MultiSplurge Hell ya lol

[wobblito]

Yeah I watched this cause of Ron white but why the hell can't I do this in fucking call of duty!?

[lnstks]

alot of peaple just looked this up for the same reason. Ron white just got this video alot more views.

[KrispyChronicon]

Ron white sent me

[XxBlindedGuitaristxX]

dodge bullets

LIKE A BAWSSS

[morin102]

@Obamasnutsac lmao!!! I am

[2trill5]

So everyone else who just watched this is watching Ron white too I'm guessing? Lmfao!

[iamthecube]

@MutliSplurge I just searched this video because of him too. Hahaha

[obamasnutsac]

Who is here from Ron white??

[MultiSplurge]

Ron white LOL

[icpismadgay]

God forbid try and help the guy. Whip out a camera and film a possible death.

[loner1878]

@icpismadgay

What would you do to stop a guy firing gun, big guy?

[powerstroke279]

@icpismadgay so your gonna run up to a crazy guy shooting a gun? Yeah I call BULL SHIT.

[WiloHuevonCabron]

Play! Paw! Paw! Paw! Hahaha! Play! Paw! Paw! Paw! Hahaha!

[icpismadgay]

Came to this video because of Ron white

[knollsbest]

they should kill every lawyer out there including Vodnoy

[ArmyRecruit260]

I wonder if he re-hired him for attempted murder.

[cceessaarr234]

Geezus!



[cumbustable1]

nvm last wrote that before i heard the rest

[cumbustable1]

looks like he was just trying to make him piss himself not kill him

and i two am here because of ron white

[blindandwatching]

The shooter should have taken killing lessons. Should have dropped his stuff and used both hands. Don't pull the gun back as you fire. What's the world coming to when a furious old man can't shoot and kill a lawyer anymore? I doub't he could fair trial though, lawyers stick together.

[McGrottomaster]

Where can I send cash to this guy's defense fund? An American hero! That lawyer was so slippery, though, that most of the bullets glanced right off.

[GoBills4Evr]

He should have went to the shooting range first. To bad he missed.

[nightroses1]

Ron white was right lol

[HksTopAndRock]

@nightroses1 Yeah ! :P

[videogamemaniac83]

@nightroses1 Yeah lolololol

[Peacefulight]

@nightroses1 Yeah I saw his stand up and had to look at this. and i watched it till i cumed

[kyriisweet]

@nightroses1 Hahaha he brought me here.

[YuseiTakashi30]

Ron white just talk about this and it's so funny

[blantonism]

He sent me too

[blantonism]

He sent me three

[robthefighter88]

Man u know u suck a shooting if u can't kill a man instantly at point blank range

[KeeperofthefaithXXX]

Haha thnx Ron white

[markthemafia]

@Jumpygoghstface100

Me too!

[DarkDreamer2426]

I can see why this makes Ron White laugh.

[markthemafia]

@jumpinggoghstface100

He sent me too!

[DeDom]

that dude brought him down like a beast

[Jumpyghostface100]

Ron white sent me

[CrimsonSunshine]

holy shit look at all them paragraphs

[elsiesmpls]

I wish he shoot hem right in the brain,if i m this lawyer i will kill my self on cnn

[bubzbeautychannel2]

they teach you how to dodge bullets in lawyer school

[lightmajor1]

lawyer's a G

[justaman6972]

shitty shooting, 2 in the head 1 in the chest. Done!

[Sosozanyway]

@justaman6972 Yeah because average everyday normal old guys like this train all the time to do double-taps and military-grade shooting. Idiot.

[justaman6972]

@Sosozanyway yeah aiming is only for SF personel. Idiot. Its called skill at arms asshat, if you can't shoot to stop the enemy then you have no biznazz with a gun in the first place. Now go play your call of dooty. Keyboard warrior.Oh you're probably an airsoft kid and have never shot a real firearm in your life,just the ones with the orange tip on the muzzle. Turd.

[Sosozanyway]

@justaman6972 You call me a keyboard warrior for calling you an idiot but you call me an idiot as well? You are stupid as fuck. Sure there is skill at arms, yes I shoot guns all the time, you act like you are the only person who knows this shit. But if you didn't know that 2 to the chest and 1 to the head is common protocol in the military you have to be a dumb ass. Just because someone shoots guns doesn't mean they train specifically to kill human beings...redneck cousin fucker.

[justaman6972]

@Sosozanyway yeah you shoot , shoot jizz into your granny's asshole. You started it kid by calling me an idiot . I did my time in the suck and as a deputy ,now go give grandma 2 in the chest and one in the head from your gun ,your pee pee gun that is. I train to kill humans and you poke granny in her butt. Just fuck off asshat!

[Sosozanyway]

@justaman6972 You haven't done time in any "suck" what do you think you fought in Viet Nam or something? I made good points, you deflected my points with immature insults that someone who claims was a former deputy would never sink so low to do. You don't train to kill humans like a SEAL, you train to pull over humans and give them tickets for taillights being out. I bet you have killed a lot of men in your life, and by kill I mean ass ramming them and not even giving them a reach around.

[justaman6972]

@Sosozanyway you sure know a lot about homo sex, ass ramming and reach arounds and all. immature insults? I think you began with your comment to me fuckstick. you'd change your tune were you in front of me, or maybe try to ass ram me while giving me a reach around . You'd shit you self sonny. Now piss off punkass faggot bitch. Don't you have some ass ramming to do? Grandma;s waiting. with her giant choach for you to play in. Bet you get yer ass beat all the time at school.Soundin off like a cunt

[Sosozanyway]

@justaman6972 You call me sonny like you're a 77 year old man, then you call me a punkass faggot bitch....lol you're funny dude. Keep up the good work troll.

[justaman6972]

@Sosozanyway how am I the troll when it was you who made the IDIOT comment buttplug? Tell ya what just fuck off and go play outside in the street , do all of us a favor mk? Fuckin waste of space...

[Sosozanyway]

@justaman6972 I was calling you an idiot because you made an idiotic statement. You are the troll because you call me a keyboard warrior, yet you say that in real life I would change my tone if I saw you, you said you were a deputy and call me sonny, but you are way too immature. Basically by your spelling and grammar, it is easy to deduce that you are probably around 16 or 17 and you just like to argue with people on the internet for amusement...hence a troll. Begone troll, no one likes you.

[Sosozanyway]

Oh and one last thing I forgot to mention, you said "2 to the head, 1 to the chest" if you knew anything about what you were TRYING to talk about you would know it is 2 to the chest 1 to the head. It is called the Mozambique drill, it involves a double-tap to the torso and a single shot to the head.

[justaman6972]

@Sosozanyway its whatever I decide it to be and the outcome would be the same I assure you, as for an idiotic comment it was my comment and I'm entitled to say whatever I want. As for the statement being diiotic then you should have said it was rather than call names. I was trained to place 2 in the T and 1 in the center mass, so whatever man. I really don't care what you think, noone else does either.

[WarrenAch]

You guys may hate Lawyers, but they are the ones who save your ass when someone wants your money.

Of course, some Lawyers charge too much, but it's your responsibility to find one that isn't a fucking gold digger and get your shit together.

There's a difference between Small firms and SHITLAW...

[darrylfulton]

I think this man was simply trying to repay his lawyer for services rendered, and this was his way of paying the lawyer 33 and a 3rd. Then, again there is no real crime here, as it was truly an "isolated incident". LMAO!

[BusFurzer]

WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UURST DU HAUS DEINE MUDDA BRENNT!!!!ICH HAB SIE ANGEZÜNDET, WEIL SIE MI DOD SCHLAGEN WOLLDÄ!!

[hammmmda]

its a funny video  this video made me laughing very much i cant believe that real

[oSirNicolas]

so.. is the tree ok?

[moonebeame]

LMBO!!! The attorney had it coming!!

[poleeed]

I HATE FOX NEWS

[4r4bGh3tt0]

he should go and kiss that tree every single day for saving his ass

[monsterzeroJr]

I remember this case when it was just breaking on TV. In the aftermath there was horror I suppose but not much public sympathy for the victim because he was a lawyer.

[713fruity]

Hahahhahaha lmfao !

[VirginiaTagz]

Did Sheppord even ask if the guy was okay after he found out he collapsed on the sidewalk? I mean you saw how the guy was walking funny after that and you see him collapse and someone run up too

[Spitfire995]

that was not a lawyer if u look closely it was actually agent smith.

[MrKleid]

"kill all the lawyers"

[smeredith1994]

i think he needs to go to specsavers

[usmc2076]

.357 MAGNUMS WILL GO STRAY THROUGH THAT TREE...JUST SAYING :(

[fukinblowme]

I wonder if that lawyer is a Liberal ? Sure looks that way...tree hugger.

[chaosbringer127]

epic pillar humping

he's clearly gladiator material as a druid healer on wow

[harleybunt]

They need to make this mandatory fodder for law school Ethics curriculum 

[everettfrazier]

Hahahaha! He couldnt hit him from there

[YorySesca]

Guy should've gone to jail for bad aim, should've perforated the scumbags head. The lawyer asking for help made me laugh, jajajaja

[garycrough]

The shooter thought lawyers were humans and would be injured by even a single short range shot. That is a common misconception ... so I don't think he should go to jail for "bad aim" ... he actually landed several shots.

[BattleHardned1000]

I think that lawyer might be........ THE ONE!! O_o

[MrKleid]

awesome..THE ONLY GOOD LAWYER IS A DEAD LAWYER..

[usmc2076]

@MrKleid DAMN STRAIGHT.

[bluntbaked]

and they say police are helpful??? where the fuck are all the cops when this guy is dodging bullets??!!!



[beanertowel]

@bluntbaked

Doing the same thing I would be doing. Saying "Fuckin Lawyer got what he deserved"

[BADFISHHHHHH]

This is why I carry a pistol.

[stewartx5]

What the hell do some here find funny about all this? Dispite your feelings about attorneys (just doing their jobs in a system they didn't create), this video shows a man (with family, children, etc) being shot several times. Don't you have any empathy for the suffering of others? If not, I personally can only place you in the same category as the shooter - a sociopath.

[JBObeatdude89]

@stewartx5 shut the fuck up

[stewartx5]

@JBObeatdude89

Yea, right. Like I'm really going to do that. Lol.

[beanertowel]

@stewartx5

Isn't it a requirement to be a sociopath to be a lawyer in the first place? Much like politics?

[lezzunz4fR33]

TOP fail

[SuperDaveTV]

here because of Ron White.

[JJTheGuitarDoctor]

Tackle +1

[theklrdude]

end of clip "this is one of the craziest things i have ever seen"

eh,...........have you ever seen a lawyers bill .!

hehehe.

[Finsoul145]

WTF IS THIS?

[orientgate]

Looks like fucking cartoon

[themack355]

this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen. I remember when it was on the news too. i love the part when he goes...And there it is!

[superdynamite]

Socom 4 Cover System!!!

[DrPepper380]

@superdynamite i hate the cover system. to many campers

[godsmacked1000]

thats what you get for using a .38 hahaha now if it was .357 magnum it woulda been different....not that i condone such lawlessness...

[MrMorganfarts]

oh, great! pick on the fat kid! he was shooting a lawyer! nobody likes lawyers!

[TheGermanlady07]

@TVfanatic, it was real, and he didn't miss believe it or not. o.0

[TVfanfanatic]

Seriously, how do you miss from that range? Was this real or staged?

[TimproXXy]

@TVfanfanatic real, and he didnt miss, the lawyer was just hardcore, got shot several times

[SeventhSun]

They look like they're playing...

[Cardan011]

this looks like fuckin Monthy Python skit

[churupitaa]

he goes to tackle aaaannnd, FUMBLE....

[Melicioel7]

That's some matrix sh-t

[Djanck000]

Someone knows what was made of the shooter? Is he in jail?

[SuperNobama1]

@Djanck000 nah they sent him to 3 months at the shooting range D:

[finn251]

what a fat fuck low life fucker.

[BustedRecruit]

I dont know how someone getting shot can look so funny. but its funny. lol

[kingcrab51]

Well, hell, when it's time for the jury to go to lunch, don't mess with them. He got what he deserved. If this was an attorney, he gets a double score . . .

[Raiderfan123]

Hey hey, that is NO way to fire a lawyer!

[bigmankralc]

Ron White watches this on his video Ipod until he cums.

Solid quote.

[southsidelodi]

ladies and gentlemen we now know this lawyer is an undercover superhero living each day being a lawyer and being a badass at night!! lol id like to see u dodge some bullets lol

[baezalejandro]

EPIC FAIL!!! wow this guy's an idiot

[whorebucks]

THAT WAS SOME EPIC PILLAR KITING!!!

[cmazzac]

thats what you get for carrying a .38 special

[nellieschulz]

I love FoxNews!

[HEMAS13]

haha just to think that the gun man went out there with a purpose just

to execute a piss poor epic fail

[warwhore2]

Oh my god its him HE's THE ONE!

[noreplyism]

I see no crime here ;-)

[TheJomogogo]

@noreplyism

LOLOL @ "I see no crime here". Yes shooting a lawyer is more of a public service.

[mrob611]

Typical Americans...everybody is too afraid to intervene..but the news guys aren't too afraid to keep the cameras rolling. Finally a cop tackles the guy. Another shining example of American wimpy-ness. I'm so proud. Why is it when people like the "shoe bomber," or the "underwear bomber" try to ignite bombs on board airplanes...it's always a foreigner that takes charge? Remember when we were once the home of the brave? Now we're the home of the metro-sexual. We're not ashamed to cry though.

[LazyMan9000]

@mrob611 - No offense, but SAYING you'll intervene when a guy has just shot somebody and actually doing it are two totally different things.

[baezalejandro]

@mrob611 dude that happens in EVERY country.... pussies who stand by and do nothing.

[darkcheetahh]

@mrob611 I'm sorry but if someone is trying to kill another person with a gun and it has nothing to do with me, more power to them. That lawyer isn't going to thank me for putting myself at risk to save him. And this is coming from a CCW holder. I would not even draw my gun unless the shooter got me involved in some way, and that's if I don't get away from the situation first which I most likely would.

[Fokosmok]

made in USA

[stickstr8up]

I think each person should be allowed to shoot one attorney. The world would be a much better place if we could reduce the overabundance of lawyers. They're all crooked SOBs.

[patotas666]

redneck motherfucker!

[sweetbiella]

Don't know about anyone else. If I see someone with a gun out and pointing it out at their person of interest I would just run for my own safety even if the gunman didn't want me. I'm really surprised no one ran away

[pbsingin]

Newsflash: most lawyers hate their jobs too and do it because it is a good way to make a living and support your family. It's just a job, though, and certainly not the whole person. No one deserves to be shot at just for doing a perfectly legal civilian job.

[cabeljump]

This is so funny man, he is just bricking every shot HAHAHHAHA...What's sad though is if this guy was black you'd see a bunch of "Worthless nigger" comments hahahaha.

[joseluischapeton15]

that guy that make the tackle at 0:44 should be a linebacker!

[KanWoo76]

Thanx to comedian Ron White for recommending this clip!

[RandomRaptor679]

Tutorial: In Case Of Shooting Find A Tree!!!

he must have seen Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon...

Crouching Lawyer Hidden Dumbass

but good thing everyone's ok...

"679"

[elcoocooi25]

poor tree

[niigatasyounun]

凄いｗ

[HCVETERAN]

HAHAHAHAA...that lawyer walked out of those bushes like a "ZOMBIE" after he finished taking them bullets..THE OLD MAN DIED after serving 1 1/2 years in Jail..I watched the follow up show on TRU TV!!

[Relesy]

He needs Phoenix Wright!

[mertz56]

So funny but he should have shot that dick in the face, fuckin scumbag lawyers

[ehcastro3]

and i thought Neo was the only guy who can dodge bullets

[JustMyHonestOpinion]

Take him back into the court house. Try him, convict him, and HANG HIM ON THE COURT HOUSE SQUARE. Have a good day! JMHO

[mrjzxv]

It's weird how he walks off like they only had a domestic but really he was shot at like 5 times, I would still fucking run like hell!!

[greengrown713]

Nobody tried to do shit. Everyone just stands around when someone pulls out a gun. This guy was almost able to just walk away it looks like. Someone beat his ass already. Right?

[aarossell]

felt pretty good to see that guy take him down at :44

[theFaded01]

this happen on halloween of 2003 or 04

[peplife09]

White People!!!!

[vageitahografi]

he got what he deserved,ALL LAWYER ARE CRIMINALS,big house bmw mercedes robbing ppl like me and you

[squazz]

@vageitahografi What a retarded comment. Go and get some morals.

[jeste4187]

1:03 What the hell is Zorro doing there?

[tuslaw23]

@jeste4187 haha thats funny man

[m3gro]

@jeste4187 Save the day :)

[Paok0404]

@jeste4187 hahahahahahahahahahahaha best comment that you can post at this video!!!!!!!!

[robstacks415]

I WANT THAT GUY ON MY DODGEBALL TEAM ASAP. IF U CAN DODGE A .38 U CAN DODGE A BALL

[edd0esntcare]

I was around the block when this happened...not a smart decision, he should of at least killed the man, would've gotten an equal sentence

[zulu547]

All i saw were a bunch of pussy ass reporters who stood there like bitches after he ran out of bullets. Tackle that guy!

[thegirl44]

Is the guy shooting a Derringer?

How do you get that many shots in, at close range, and not do any damage?

[Pendragon1717]

The shooter paid a steep price for his stupidity. He was sentenced to life in jail where he died in 2007. Good riddance. Done.

[mswoonc]

fat fucking loser... bye bye fatty have fun in prison.. this guy is not only gonna be chaged with attempted murder but so much more.. most likely over 25 years haha

[zhmapper]

Hahahah this is such failure

[DaydreamerAnonymous]

Uhhh....how the hell did he miss?

[unshutoptic1]

@DaydreamerAnonymous ...he didn't miss 

[diggorz1981]

That's gotta be the worst gunman in the world!

[SuperWatchdog101]

In the last 40 years, lawyers have cost me hundreds of thousands of dollars..they can't even handle simple real estate transactions...without screw ups..

.I even had to sit on a jury, for two weeks (with-out pay) to put a scum bag lawyer in jail...funny thing the Judge, in that case (also a lawyer) was sentenced to jail 6 a year later

so they were BOTH in jail at the same time..NICE !!

95% (not all) lawyer SUCK

[KG200607]

LMAO Dat LAwyer Was ON Dat Matrix Type Shit!

[Celly222]

The shooter was a moron, but lawyers are blood sucking assholes with no regard towards anyones innocence or guilt. Im surprised this doesnt happen every single day.

[brenchtoast44]

Funniest shit ever

[cheek19lol]

@brenchtoast44

helll yeah hilarious like who does that & misses that close i couldnt breathe i was laughing soo hard lol!!!

[brenchtoast44]

@cheek19lol I wasnt laughing because he was missing he shot him 3 times. I was laughing because that fucking lawyer bastard was getting shot.

[cheek19lol]

@brenchtoast44 HELL; YEAH THE SHIT WAS JUST HILARIOUS LIKE ITS HAPPENING IN DAYLIGHT THATS ANOTHER THING & HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLOSE ON THIS MAN & MISSING ITS JUST HILARIOUS!!!!

[MrJgreene2009]

lol

[obed1g1]

1:13 " Finish Him!"

[gabsomega]

You guys have no hearts this man is my uncle an he was just going his job. He did not deserve this at all!

[bjroberts65]

He should've finished the job!!!

[slt87]

what did he shoot him with?

[TommyGun254]

karatekid3587 Me 2 LOL XD