Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show - There Can Be Only One

[MartyredxMaiden]

rape cow has outshockvalued pedobear

[DillonHarwood]

Awkward moment when one of the guests names is Lick Poop

[LexyconDevil]

Aha, you just solved my own Cownicorn and Unicow problem! Thanks Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Macine Show! It's like you put everything in my own language or something silly like that!

[lauren1142265]

no fence but i think dairylea is shit why advertise it :s

[delithug1138]

why is there no video for any gtcms??

[SalmonMage]

Somebody help me! I can't stop watching these!

[Amphipolie]

This is my favorite episode. I love unicow. Cownycorn cownycorn he out smarted unicow. And what she said 3:46

[Amphipolie]

This is my favorite episode. I love unicow. Cownycorn cownycorn he out smarted unicow.

[Haidermovies]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[karazychiken]

Watch it when you're baked :D

[Raphael685orMist642]

Unicow!

[davejazzanova]

So much imagination and creativity. Kim Evey, you are magnificent! Great writing, acting and seriously good writing (in this genre ;)).

[VampireRomantica]

Japanese people are so silly and cute. XD

[Childsd]

Hey! That's the guy from the frosted mini wheats commercial!

[Nomoreidsleft]

Ironic thing is that this would be considered mainstream entertainment in Japan.

[xxchaosguyxx]

this is a good intro for a porn scene.

[hippiechik95]

Cownicorn really is HORNY! Ha ha! Get it? Cuz he has a... Oh, never mind.

[doodleview]

Cownicorn!

[TheAyanamiRei]

Oh dear God, it's so absurd! Yet I think I love it so much BECAUSE it's like drugs! All the fun of drugs, without any evils like Withdrawls, Poor Health, and Dead Brain Cells! YAY! XD

Drugs = Bad

Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show = AWESOME

[misterono100]

cownicorn

[cheyannesinger100]

what is the other animals name its unicow and what?

[cheybug394]

and cownicorn

[GorgeousJourney]

omg that poor pussy willow!! She gave it shaken kitty sydrom

[TheBenjerminFrankin]

what does her shirt say???

[kirarox012]

this is more scary then peewes play house

[Lysdexicami1]

this is so creepy

[PhillipisAZN]

Kekio eyes look like she didnt have much rest!

[xomunchie]

PLANT FAIL

[xomunchie]

nice nose job kiko

[jaimemaroche77]

LOL no one can stand lick poop

[FLUFFYNOTFAT]

i love her pugalicious shirt

[NUTSUCKER09]

"Now we having a fighting tiem!"

[4everLoveMe]

Aww I love lick poop~

[coolmint191]

Looks like they started running out of guestu

[kermitthefrog1313]

LMAO cownicorn and unicow is so me and my friend cache.....

[cucumberman13]

sure is....

:)

[MCmuuffin]

i like cownicorn better. haha ;]

[CandieBox]

Cownicorn is cute lol.

[beial007]

I couldn't stop laughing after "I see that Mother Nature have squirted out this extravagant baby."

[Farcry437]

hah the lady ran away form the unicow XD lmao

[antney1108]

"I see that Mother Nature have squirted out this extravagant baby!" - pure genius!

[butterytwizzlerslove]

lol i love this!!!!!!! Lmao!!!!!!!<33333333

[trevorjj1]

retarded

[maxell769]

these crazy Japanese girls are so damn cute it's like a kids show for adults

[MightyTrebor]

And I was like "Die cow-nicorn, die"

Then they had the fight and that chick from

"TWO HOT GIRLS IN THE SHOWER" came out in a bikini.......

'nuff said!

great work girls!

[bacchusbabe]

This is my favorite YouTube Show!  I watch them over and again. Very funny. Thank you to Lick Poop and Kiko.

[seckles]

I always knew that Lick Poop couldn't stay away. Good for him!

[MightyTrebor]

I can't stay away either!

[foxfirebluelace]

haha he sat down in the back

[ltownrocker133]

that girl is so hot!XD i love tis show though, halarous

[EvlTaco]

lol lick poop....

[invisigirls]

unicow and cownicorn lol That is hilarious expecially if well its an inside joke that makes this 10x funnier

[brolyservant]

pore unicow.... u will never be loved.

[MightyTrebor]

Damn I miss this show...

[edgychic]

i think lick poop wanted to be there..lol

5:47

"when horny friend and kitten head had broken and die, find the magic fin to touch them in their special place." XD

[yerrj]

According to the GTCMS facebook page...Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show Will Not Be Renewed for Season 3

Sad news--Sony has decided NOT to pick up GTCMS for a season 3

[comicbookfanboy]

This was set up like a porno film that did not deliver.

[Zugzugul]

lmao! Unicow went after the girl at the end!

[MeitanteiHiryuu]

Scary as always. Hm, I wonder why Lick Poop came back xD

[millnokman]

pore cats

[Aquamarine560]

LMAO knocked the horn off!

[elijahmulyk]

disturbing

[goldcherries]

" I see mother nature have squirted out this extravagant baby". *smiles*

[BLOOredd]

that was hilarious! I love unicow!!! XD

[WHATTHEBUCKSHOW]

hahahahhh this is so funny!

[ILuvMolagBal]

unicow unicow hes a unicorn cow

[Lexphoto]

Insane fun

[MinisodeNetwork]

cool plant man!

[sailorsean]

whats up with the screen???

[deucez2710]

the theme song is oddly addictive...

[souperupper]

what does she say last before that random chick gets raped by that unicow

[Njoydancing]

I love it!!! UNICOW gets FRISKY!!!

Kinda reminded me of a show I watched as a we kid...The Benny Hill Show

[thedigitalcollective]

omg...i went from looking for harcore techno aka hardstyle a group called "donkey rollers" then i went to this i must have played it 4 times and slapped myself in the forehead like once every 15 seconds. this is too funny im going to have to investigate.LOL HAHAHAHA

[GuitarSamurai62]

I want to be on your show!

[Jester771]

why does the video squish in when i click to watch in high quality?

[CSpot]

because good things come in small sizes. j/k I actually have no idea why. good luck with that though...

[flagwatch]

Who are you?

[Bluenickel1349]

crap pants in cheering

[CSpot]

I wonder why she tells us to do that. haha!

[XxMysticLove]

im pretty sure she says clap hands and cheering haha

[kdjammer]

preased for you to crap hands and cheering-

[Bizkits000]

wtf?

[doctorwhoobawooba]

omg at 4:01 also this show needs a biggr set

[jellehenk]

rofl unicow is still horny all hell

and cownicorn must die :P

[andreamonster9390]

"Everybody rumble like a drunken sailor" Ha ha ha

[danny5372]

YAY LICK POOP!!!!!

[Xambesi]

ahh, i see that mother nature has squirted out this extravagant baby!

lol i love this

[g94rock]

unicow rox XD cowicorn sucks itchy balls!

[0GodJudges0]

lol have a magic friend touch them in a special place.

[pointofgravity]

yay blonde girl in a bikini xD

[Nohidaroh]

haha i like so much unicow :D he makes me laugh at every endings

[BrokenMotherTongue]

LOL!

I having known, your show yesterday and that I discovered the fact that it is the obsession where I am new exactly! Yay! I being luxurious, love Small Chicken Machine Show! And I loving Kiko most in scandal fashionings! Thank you! Arigato!

^__^v

[cocomocorelax]

poor unicow...he seems so...depressed...

[x0xSaviix0x]

LMAO ikr.

[darklinkofhell]

i like the end with the girl lol

[indee101]

GO ITCHY BALLS

[Byaness52]

Kitty giblets!

[tyrixxx]

WEEL OF FUN GOES ROUND and ROUND

[dorgoron]

this episode is my favourite!

[fetusinthenude]

Well, it's free. So, quit your bitchin'.

[archivesbc]

hamiltonBEN, move over - your annoying comment is disturbing my GTCM view

[spunkypuppy]

Hey fans! There's a petition going, to get Sony to release GTCMS Season 1 on DVD. To sign it, go to ipetitions d*t com and search for GTCMSDVD. Let's get it done!

[dingoatemydoobie]

i signed!

[amythepure]

Oh ryan smith. your name is soo commen. poor man. YAY LICK POOP!

[MKIced]

<3 Unicow SOOOO much more than cownicorn!

[HOMESKILLINBISCUITS]

hahahahaa cownicorn!

[SalchichaPolaca]

blondie girl is SOOOO sexy =P and Kiko sooooo cute

[jde81694]

XDDD

[vkacademy]

I knew Lick had a thing for Kiko!

[pollyscout]

hahaha body rotation!

this is so funny

i try to make funny viddies as well, check em in my profile

i am such a fan of kiko

[Omarmx2]

Yay! Lick poop's back!

[Trigunlover08]

Unicow is the shiz XDDDDD

[Efferts]

LOL Benz is the shit here! Look at me, I know you ppl's names already!

[minizer999]

i need de end song as my ring tone

[alixxkaulitz]

LICK POOP!

and he looks just as scared as last time! :]

&& GO UNICOW!

he's better; he gave up a part of him for the show!

[smomtomdouchequam]

spinning is the path to glamorous fulfillment

LOL i love this show!

[starplace123]

lol. i see mother nature has spit out this disturbed baby... now its time for wheel of fun!!

[kyahusa]

i see that mother nature has squirted out this extravagant baby. Yes!

I LOVE YOU KIKO!

[residentevil1fan]

LOL

[725ecx]

Unicow hump-idi-hump'n the bikini chick! haha!

[tawnteens]

crap hands! alright

[capam2k2]

Go Unicow! lol

[Dennon21]

fuck you cownicorn!!! yay unicow.!

[pablo123cool]

i want to be invited to gorgeous tiny chicken machine show

[monkeymedia]

this show is amazing it should have a feature film lol

[ProfessorStiles]

I see that mother nature has squirted out this extravagant baby.

[stokes91]

when horny friend and kitten head have broken and die, find a magic friend to touch them in their special place!

LOOLOLOLOL

[kyahusa]

i love that sentence. LOL

[skatelif7]

lick poop!

[Dennon21]

ahaha cornacow and unacow

[CirtolthielMelethnin]

cownicorn and unicow. you spelled them wrong

[0o00o00o00o0]

i whant to lick poop

[satyr72]

I so wanna be on this show!

[magicalchazwick]

COWNICORN SUCKS

[keysle]

I'd peewee her playhouse

[LoneRenegade]

WTF This show is so weird yet so entertaining. XD

[keysle]

it's the girl

[MDKlavir]

the chick in the bathing suit was hot

[MadBear12]

when horny friend and kitten head have broken and die,

[MadBear12]

find a magic friend to touch them in their special place.

[dancergals4]

gawd i hate cownicorn i<3 unicow!!!

[jessizz1e]

Whoa..the Cownicorn is Chief Itchy Balls!

[homsar4]

hitler chink

[VocalCord1214]

unicow beats cownicorn anyday.

[gothjellybean]

lol

[jessizz1e]

Seriously. Unicow is much more badass. Look at that face.

[abalow7]

Unicow has just gained my utmost respect.....

[rongravy]

everybody wobble like a drunken sailor!!!

[SarahSkittles89]

i have that same bathing suit! I got it at target! :)

[ProfessorStiles]

"I see Mother Nature has squirted out this extravagant baby."

[macaighann]

Unicow's pelvic thrust is hilarious.

[ProfessorDW]

I love her exiting line rofl.

[MexicanoINC]

These are all creepy but very funny!

[CRkiekie]

Iuh ruv Lick Poop

[emoanimlover]

yyyaahhh lick poop is back!!

[tejaswoman]

Hey, they've got a new feature -- toward the end of the short (possibly even before), if you click in the middle of the screen, it takes you to the next episode.

[bil329]

UNICOW!

[faustinlijo]

best show in the world ! xDD

[delaney917]

I'm free to clap hands and cheering! Yay Lick Poop. I want to spin the wheel of fun!

[pandagirl145]

this is really random but funny

[Br0kenToaster]

Fuck you cownicorn Unicow owns your face with great honor.

[Abfallkannibale]

unicow for president!

[willberb]

I speak for the people! The people wanna see pink panties! FRILLY ONES !

[paullockheart1988]

cownicorn is fit haha

[Thewaterofthepool]

heyy!!! she didn't spin the wheel of fun twice as she always does!!

unicow!! ur the best!!

lol lick poop is like the one who suffers more xD

[cjguth3]

LOL!

[DeadEdgar]

G.T.C.M.S. is the best!!

P.S. Go Unicow!!

[notwcrazydude]

i think this is the best one yet!!! lol

[DUHSOHSM]

i love this show. =D

[UncleKennybobs]

Unicow has issues.

Also, pussy.

[pinaplexx]

"castoration of the head!" lmaooo ahahhahaha

[sydney123rulz]

I love lick poop.

BOO COWNICORN.

unicow dominates!!!!!!!!!!!

[wolfcrab]

lick poop lol

[TheTonberries]

unicow is god

[hurkle]

lol thats hilarious! but i miss the songs at the end of the episodes like the old ones...did she say the plant was horny and had sumone touch it at the end?!?! EEEEW!!! THATS SO DISGUSTING I CANT BREATHE!!!

i love unicow's facial expressions - he always looks like he is smelling something bad. cownicorn maybe