My teacher said that I should focus more on a job that's guaranteed money instead of music...I wanna prove him wrong. I work my ass off 2 make it into music biz its hard to get people hear u when u hav no exposure i dont hav money for amazing videos or big youtube advertisement..so all im left with a spam. if you could take two sec to give me a thumbs up just so people know i exist you dont have to like me, just gime a chance to be liked god bless
anything somebody says this woman comes back with oh no that's not true and even that certificate he was holding said 95 on it and she comes back that was not in 95 ok lady whatever
@mzweezy95 ur not a girl your a gay guy trying to ride m dick and wat makes it worse is when i can barely read part of your retarded fucken sentences if your going to talk shit atleast have the common curtesy to fucken spell right dumbass
@alphamalemindreaper lmao.. yeah im not a girl since you saw me before. bitch dont come at me with that fuckin spelling shit when you dont even know how to spell "your" or "fucking". which is the easiest shit to spell. so if you wanna talk shit about spelling make sure you know how to spell yourself fuckin dumbass. and you just also admitted how fuckin dumb yo ass is again. and bitch its "courtesy" not "curtesy" fuckin gay twat.
@alphamalemindreaper lmao.. just gettin dumber and dumber by the second. me calling you sweetie have nothin with you being gay or me being a fag since makes no sense since im a girl. lmao.. A HUGE FAIL! TRY AGAIN
@alphamalemindreaper lmao.. and you always kept me laughin at yo no spelling, dumb ass comments. dick my ass, you got a mothafuckin pussy fuckin gay twat.
@mzweezy95 uhm its you dearest and uhm........dick your ass wat the fuck is with you and pussy and twat and all this talk about dick and ass i thought this was a arguement not a freaking sex teletex box wtf :U()
@alphamalemindreaper lmao.. running out of words? fuck youself off youtube? oh lord baby stay in school cause that makes no damn sense. oh and am i gay for calling you baby? just keep on replying cause you making yourself look so much fuckin ignorant and stupid.
@mzweezy95 u need better lines and im betting your 5 years old cause i dnt get anything ur saying it seems your mentaly retarded and dnt no proper english
@alphamalemindreaper Lol.. wow. really proper english? i can find a dozen ignorant, senseless, non-spelling sentences in your comments. i need better lines? but that is the dumb shit that you told me so you just gave yourself good advice? clap, clap, bravo to you. you dont get what im sayin is because your mentaly retarted sweetie not me, you proved that in all your comments. go re-read be my guest. but sadly you have not taken my advice, so i think this is the time to go do that than come back.
@mzweezy95 no i have no resone to be mean to you anymore i obviousely see were i said something wrong and it was ment to be a joke so im just gunna quit argueing you win
@McFester Naw, his presence wasn't relevant, but I bet it was a gimmick to get ratings. He was cracking up like crazy in the back of the room. I'm dying laughing just watching that part.
Mathis needs to tell Shaq to be more careful when laughing, he'll choke on himself. lol
Shaq could probably knock down any body with that tall body.... Well now I know not to make Judge Mathis angry.... He got some powerful friends shit. lol
I love how all the dipshits in the courtroom almost shit themselves when this partial retard walks in. I am suprised he was able to find the studio by himself.
Why is he a deputy? What does that mean? He went to school for it? Elvis was also given honerary deputy status for some reason. He use to carry guns as a result. All because they are celebrities. Makes no sense and I'm surprised at Judge Mathis being a follower of that nonsense.
Word you are so right. I have seen him right out being biased for some bullshit. I still dont understand why my ppl jump over hoops for these celebrities. Hell they need the ppl the ppl dont need them.
the show with the kid that spilled the orange juice on the laptop,his name was zak the judge made a comment that he was disrespectfal because he looked up that he is going to be a crimanal.because of that,and if he touchs his nose he'll be a cerial killer.i used to watch him but that made me mad,the reason the kid look up because the camera was on him.thank you. and you suck judge mathis.
U CANT BE NO SHARIF SHAQ U ARE 18 FOOT 6 FOOT 12
LilRanDy920 1 day ago
"you were still smoking weed in 95"LOLOLOL
crisdigi 3 days ago
LOL You was still smokin weed in 95'
NosebleedDaHitmaker 2 weeks ago
LOL KATT WILLIAMS :D thumbs up if u know what i am talking bout.
DeciStudios 2 weeks ago
screaming???really is he that important..??
zerofreeze27 1 month ago
@zerofreeze27 you aint lying i swear some people cant handled the fukin television dummies will worship anything
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My teacher said that I should focus more on a job that's guaranteed money instead of music...I wanna prove him wrong. I work my ass off 2 make it into music biz its hard to get people hear u when u hav no exposure i dont hav money for amazing videos or big youtube advertisement..so all im left with a spam. if you could take two sec to give me a thumbs up just so people know i exist you dont have to like me, just gime a chance to be liked god bless
PrimetimeYB 1 month ago
Shaq's deputized....? Lol.
"Can you step out of the car?"
"Can you make a free throw?"
Rileywazhere 1 month ago 7
SHAQ was stoned!
MrAUFANATIC 1 month ago 3
bol
KeraBoo4lyfe 1 month ago
This judge speaks like a gangster with authority
dragonbut 1 month ago
Shaq on da COURT!!!!
TylerTheT 1 month ago
LOLOLOL @ Shaq!
KAnE3o1 2 months ago
Judge Mathis: I've heard at least five felonies that you all have confessed to. Lady: We don't want to be lying under oath either. Oh Lawd!! ROFLOL!
jobhunt11 2 months ago
thats not shaq, that was his left nut..
utubenoob78 2 months ago 2
that was HILARIOUS!!!
Lcd4lbad 2 months ago
Swearrr..
mandoskie 2 months ago
this is in 95 mam. lol
CALIMADE916 2 months ago
Who is Shaq?.....Is he that guy that made that genie movie and does children stand up comedy?.....
ninjacatmagic 2 months ago
@ninjacatmagic no sweety, Shaq is a basketball player
maryray10 2 months ago
@ninjacatmagic Yes, Shaq made Kazaam. But the stand up comic was Sinbad.
fjccommish 6 days ago
he's really over selling how hilarious this is.... in fact, it's not even funny at all.
a2r1v1i2s 3 months ago
@a2r1v1i2s ya im pretty sure he hit up the volcano before the show.
sharkshockey19 2 months ago
Jay Z?
ABSliceOFFICIAL 3 months ago
you was still smoking weed in 95
lmao
HPhenomenal 3 months ago 3
i think he puffed before the show lol
MindzEnt 3 months ago
where can i see this case?
ValeriesGal 3 months ago
Shaq doesn't need body guards! They need Shaq!
lavabone 3 months ago
Lmaoooooo @1:05 Dis Is In 95
ASHTREFISHER 4 months ago
@LLB9977 hey idiot. its not court.
yayasquirrel 4 months ago
THIS IS 95 MA'MMMMMMMMM U WAS STILL SMOKING WEED IN 95 LOL
maddamqueen27 4 months ago
this in 95 mam hahahahahah
1yd311 4 months ago
Judge Mathis the truth
Shaq-diesel in the house ...
rybacs 4 months ago
judge suckin him
Snoop221 4 months ago
Im glad to see Shaq in court. Someone finally sued him for Shaq Fu
ZappaFan101 5 months ago 46
@ZappaFan101 Not to mention Kazaam.
seg162 1 month ago
@ZappaFan101 He deserves the death penalty for that.
fjccommish 6 days ago
@fjccommish
You may be right. Shaq Fu is a crime against humanity.
ZappaFan101 6 days ago
we was still smokin weed in 95 LOL!
yangkela12 5 months ago
...ive done heard about 5 felonies already but go ahead'' LMAO
armani90sbaby 5 months ago
LMFAO AT 1;11
breezy12q 5 months ago
ive actually seen this episode
fuckyouhookers 5 months ago
This has got to be the most ghetto court show on tv, but I love it though.
moneycashlexus 6 months ago
@moneycashlexus nah that's definitely divorce court
thegabster32 5 months ago
@thegabster32 no its not
yayasquirrel 4 months ago
I was laughing just at watching shaq laughing hahaha this show is a whole lot better then judge Judy and judge Joe brown who agrees?
gwake100 6 months ago 5
Omg Shaq is crackin up back there!
Skateallday40 6 months ago 3
LOOL LOOK AT SHAQ AT THE BACK!
fifaskillaHD 6 months ago 3
you were still smokin weed in 95, what harrassment? Bahaha!
jeseric 6 months ago 4
Why would his big ass become a police man
CheyCute99 6 months ago 34
@CheyCute99 att Williams asked the same question
bigweezey 2 months ago
@CheyCute99 Why WOULDNT his big ass become a police??
YoohPhuck 3 days ago
I love me some shaq
Missteree87 7 months ago
lmfao shaq is dyin
lemonlimelukey 7 months ago 4
darn i thought shaq was going to be either plaintiff or the defendant
TheLegitimateNinja 7 months ago 4
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TheLegitimateNinja 7 months ago
fucc u white folks who hate on blacks will fucc yo moms and have them in strechers
macalous7781 7 months ago
Lmaoooo Mathis is the besttt!!!! Shaq is too!!!
Ferrari360Spyder 8 months ago
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That nigger is a police officer? Wow. America sure is going down the shitter.
bmays002 8 months ago
...and he's also a freemason...
moogman5 8 months ago
I would like to announce my retirement ...Oh wait, I'm too early.
jordanhill15 8 months ago
who said black people are less professional? oh wait..
MakeSensePlz 9 months ago
lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao!
skyladotcom 9 months ago
anything somebody says this woman comes back with oh no that's not true and even that certificate he was holding said 95 on it and she comes back that was not in 95 ok lady whatever
slipknot789able 9 months ago
right as shaq walked in all these black people took off their shirts and started doing cartwheels and shit cause they were so excited
KoutetsuTenshin 9 months ago
That nigga shaq was back there laughing his ass off lol
predatorurban2010 11 months ago
Jay Z??
harry20116 11 months ago
lol....he sticks out so much in the background with that goofy smile.
napalmman420 11 months ago
shaqs reactions are priceless
DroppinKnowledge69 1 year ago
whos that big black fucker
alphamalemindreaper 1 year ago
@alphamalemindreaper are yu serious.. yu cant be that fuckin ignorant. first of all he is a fuckin basketball player dumb ass.
mzweezy95 11 months ago
@mzweezy95 hey gaywad with a name saying weezy on it obviousely u need to watch lil gay kiss birdman haha fagget
alphamalemindreaper 11 months ago
@alphamalemindreaper haha.. do yu really wanna go there bitch? look at yo name fuckin dumb ass. yo mans on yo mind fuckin gay twat.
mzweezy95 11 months ago
@mzweezy95 my names a billion times better then ur fake ass nigga name go suck a dick and die slow biotch lil gay weeny
alphamalemindreaper 11 months ago
@alphamalemindreaper i sure will since that will make me straight. how about yu go fuck a nigga since they always on yo mind. gay ass bitch
mzweezy95 11 months ago
@mzweezy95 no im not s gay as u buddy so shut the fuck up and goe get dick smacked u atenchion whore :P
alphamalemindreaper 11 months ago
@alphamalemindreaper yu just admitted that yu was gay.. thats how mothafuckin stupid yu is fuck gay twat.
mzweezy95 11 months ago
@mzweezy95 u just admited that you were gay dude i called u lil gay weeny and u responded saying yull suck a dick XD
alphamalemindreaper 11 months ago
@alphamalemindreaper and yu just admitted that your was a fuckin retard as i told yu that would make me straight since im a girl. fuckin gay twat
mzweezy95 11 months ago
@mzweezy95 ur not a girl your a gay guy trying to ride m dick and wat makes it worse is when i can barely read part of your retarded fucken sentences if your going to talk shit atleast have the common curtesy to fucken spell right dumbass
alphamalemindreaper 11 months ago
@alphamalemindreaper lmao.. yeah im not a girl since you saw me before. bitch dont come at me with that fuckin spelling shit when you dont even know how to spell "your" or "fucking". which is the easiest shit to spell. so if you wanna talk shit about spelling make sure you know how to spell yourself fuckin dumbass. and you just also admitted how fuckin dumb yo ass is again. and bitch its "courtesy" not "curtesy" fuckin gay twat.
mzweezy95 11 months ago
@mzweezy95 wat were you saying again :P bitch
alphamalemindreaper 11 months ago
@alphamalemindreaper lmao.. ha. speechless i see. sweetie you've been dismissed. oh yeah you missed-spelled "what" fuckin dumbass.
mzweezy95 11 months ago
@mzweezy95 dude im not gay dnt call me sweetie wat r ya a fag or sumthen
alphamalemindreaper 11 months ago
@alphamalemindreaper lmao.. just gettin dumber and dumber by the second. me calling you sweetie have nothin with you being gay or me being a fag since makes no sense since im a girl. lmao.. A HUGE FAIL! TRY AGAIN
mzweezy95 11 months ago
@mzweezy95 actualy ur not worthy of me reading your coments i read the first paragraph and already im laughing my ass of u slime so get off my dick
alphamalemindreaper 11 months ago
@alphamalemindreaper lmao.. and you always kept me laughin at yo no spelling, dumb ass comments. dick my ass, you got a mothafuckin pussy fuckin gay twat.
mzweezy95 11 months ago
@mzweezy95 uhm its you dearest and uhm........dick your ass wat the fuck is with you and pussy and twat and all this talk about dick and ass i thought this was a arguement not a freaking sex teletex box wtf :U()
alphamalemindreaper 11 months ago
@alphamalemindreaper learn how to spell, than you can come back and talk shit.
mzweezy95 11 months ago
@mzweezy95 you must be running out of words bitch so why dont you go fuck yourself off youtube :P
alphamalemindreaper 11 months ago
@alphamalemindreaper lmao.. running out of words? fuck youself off youtube? oh lord baby stay in school cause that makes no damn sense. oh and am i gay for calling you baby? just keep on replying cause you making yourself look so much fuckin ignorant and stupid.
mzweezy95 11 months ago
@mzweezy95 u need better lines and im betting your 5 years old cause i dnt get anything ur saying it seems your mentaly retarded and dnt no proper english
alphamalemindreaper 11 months ago
@alphamalemindreaper Lol.. wow. really proper english? i can find a dozen ignorant, senseless, non-spelling sentences in your comments. i need better lines? but that is the dumb shit that you told me so you just gave yourself good advice? clap, clap, bravo to you. you dont get what im sayin is because your mentaly retarted sweetie not me, you proved that in all your comments. go re-read be my guest. but sadly you have not taken my advice, so i think this is the time to go do that than come back.
mzweezy95 11 months ago
@mzweezy95 blah blah shut the fuck up and quit wasteing my time
alphamalemindreaper 11 months ago
@alphamalemindreaper lmao.. yu mad? see you ran out of stupid bullshit to say.
mzweezy95 11 months ago
@mzweezy95 no i have no resone to be mean to you anymore i obviousely see were i said something wrong and it was ment to be a joke so im just gunna quit argueing you win
alphamalemindreaper 10 months ago
LOL! Tiny guy who walks in with Shaq.
McFester 1 year ago
Wait... Why... Why is Shaq on Judge Mathis? Like, is his presence relevant to the case?
Either way, omg, he's so adorable, lmao'ing like that! Haha! I love how Mathis is all, like, egged on by him and showing off. They're so cute!
McFester 1 year ago
@McFester Naw, his presence wasn't relevant, but I bet it was a gimmick to get ratings. He was cracking up like crazy in the back of the room. I'm dying laughing just watching that part.
wudaddy 1 year ago
@wudaddy he dont need shaq to get ratings..
mzweezy95 11 months ago
lol...shaq can't stop laughing....
cham112879 1 year ago
damn shaq is cracking out at the back damn man lol
RMAX6451 1 year ago
who the fuck is shaq- is it a name or what,??
amsterdamlove 1 year ago
THIS IS IN 95 MA'AM WOW 95 AND SHAQ IS LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF AND LOVING IT
rydgemolino 1 year ago 3
95 ! lol
kite2surf 1 year ago
Black guy in striped shirt looks like Jay-z
EstupedMexicanz 1 year ago 7
@EstupedMexicanz wow dude i thought the exact same thing.
tomsabovearth 1 year ago
shaq is laughing like crazy!:)
sharkpufferfish 1 year ago
LOL Shaq it is not that funny!!
Junebugg573 1 year ago
@Junebugg573
DIAMONDTI 1 year ago
I like shaq...cool guy
jillhbaudhaan 1 year ago 2
@changoskillz your a fucking crackhead do you understand everyone is laughing at you fuckin waste of sperm ha ha
dolomite7343 1 year ago
this show was sooo funny!!
mrsbrazile 1 year ago
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hahahahaha lol, Niggers. Boy ill tell you what..
changoskillz 2 years ago
@changoskillz hahahahahaha lol idiots Boy, I'll tell ya. Its sad that your a pathetic mess. Go home and slap your parents for having you !
MzSiddiqui 1 year ago
@MzSiddiqui Didn't the doctor already do that at delivery?
Upritebass 1 year ago
Mathis needs to tell Shaq to be more careful when laughing, he'll choke on himself. lol
Shaq could probably knock down any body with that tall body.... Well now I know not to make Judge Mathis angry.... He got some powerful friends shit. lol
OneTwoThree12342 2 years ago
This was one of the funniest episodes ever, Shaq's almost dying of laughter in the back there LOL!!!
Katarine08 2 years ago 2
Shaq!!
baalz99 2 years ago 2
LMFAO@YOU WAS SMOKING WEED IN 95. I was in elementary school in 95 lolz
Midarri3lwif3y 2 years ago
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I love how all the dipshits in the courtroom almost shit themselves when this partial retard walks in. I am suprised he was able to find the studio by himself.
SuperFishman22 2 years ago
jealous? no1 would give a shit if ur nobody ass walked in lol? mr superfishman what are u 8
ItsMute 2 years ago 4
Umm, I have absolutely no idea what you just tried to say.
Try typing and speaking in English. It's our official language.
SuperFishman22 2 years ago
@superfishman22 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"partial retard" HAHAHAHAHA
changoskillz 1 year ago
You just confessed to 5 different felonies lol
AmericanPride1234 2 years ago 4
..shaq was crackin the fuck up...
TheBlackScarecrow 2 years ago 3
"you were still smoking weed in '95..." ~ roflmao.
Judge Mathis is hella funny :)))
nipzilla 2 years ago 5
Why is he a deputy? What does that mean? He went to school for it? Elvis was also given honerary deputy status for some reason. He use to carry guns as a result. All because they are celebrities. Makes no sense and I'm surprised at Judge Mathis being a follower of that nonsense.
Songsmirth 2 years ago
he got his deputy status revoked after he dissed kobe at some club about a year ago
fayeslover 2 years ago
calm the fuck down, internet nobody.
jagemobe 2 years ago 4
SHUT THE FUCK UP.......
1hittaquitta6000 2 years ago
Songsmirth,
You don't have to go to school to be a deputy.
Mslaydi 2 years ago
"this is in 95 ma'am" omg best line there!!!
goldenthoth 2 years ago 35
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wow how fake
ESAR909 2 years ago
The way everybody screamed when Shaq came in was hilarious.
CapricousCapricorn1 2 years ago 56
@CapricousCapricorn1 They thought they were being robbed at first...then when they realized who he was...they still thought they were being robbed.
Ramal123 8 months ago 3
He is soooo biased it IS funny!
Imagine him in Sotomayor's position??
He would be leveled!
And stop talking with that frick'n southern drawl - annoying!
wordverificationsuck 2 years ago
Um, you're a fucking idiot. You think anyone cares if you don't like southerners accents? Fuck you.
CapricousCapricorn1 2 years ago 5
Word you are so right. I have seen him right out being biased for some bullshit. I still dont understand why my ppl jump over hoops for these celebrities. Hell they need the ppl the ppl dont need them.
nappyg1 2 years ago
"You was still smoking weed in 95" ROFLMAO
dirtydeeds2447 2 years ago 5
lol shaq has a lot of time in his hands to go down to judge mathis hahaha
1heblackmamba 2 years ago 7
I think he'd make an awesome police officer!
Brian211978 2 years ago
And I should think nobody in their right mind would try and resist arrest if he was a police officer.
kakompo 2 years ago 6
ofcourse his show is staged, everything on TV is staged haha wake up :D
asicveg 2 years ago 2
I wish there were more staged shows as funny as Judge Mathis. HaHa
blkthingblkthing 2 years ago
"This is from 1995!!!"
cometrally 2 years ago 5
Yeah best Judge.
mjohnsingz81 2 years ago
Shaq Is in the HOUSE ! :D
Liverpoollove 2 years ago
I must've replayed 0:57 like 7 or 8 times.
jbrandonf 2 years ago 5
1redGee yur an idiot ppl still smoke weed
demboyznno 2 years ago
Judge Mathis is the funniest judge on t.v.
ejtimm 2 years ago 8
Somtimes I believe his show is staged.....but hes the best judge on T.v
dimebag5462 2 years ago
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wtf does shaw have to do with justice? 0 0 0 zero
yongpack0 2 years ago
I Saw that on Tv and I aint gonna lie.. but that was soo random .. and hilarious
Stella2Stellar 2 years ago
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The only thing stopping the courtroom from getting out of control with black litigators is a white judge..
heyyo1010 3 years ago
I remember that me and my friend was dying laughin!!! LMAO
shaeandwizards 3 years ago
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the show with the kid that spilled the orange juice on the laptop,his name was zak the judge made a comment that he was disrespectfal because he looked up that he is going to be a crimanal.because of that,and if he touchs his nose he'll be a cerial killer.i used to watch him but that made me mad,the reason the kid look up because the camera was on him.thank you. and you suck judge mathis.
paul1349 3 years ago
.....This is in '95 ma'am...You was still smokin' weed in '95.
1redGee 3 years ago 58
@1redGee ..that was hilarious...Why the hell she bring that in there..was it relevant to the case..probably not!!owned!!
chluckey 1 year ago
I saw this but I didn't see the beginning part on tv
yellowdiva21 3 years ago
LMAO Shaq was back there dying.
earlmccormick88 3 years ago 7
I've never seen this episode.
Major2219 3 years ago
I didnt either. I hardly watch tv anyway but the only court shows I watch is Judge Mathis and Judge Judy.
earlmccormick88 3 years ago
Don't 4get about that Judge with the pretty eyes Judge Hatchet!
Major2219 3 years ago 4
i also like the people's court and joe brown is okay...overall, there are just too many of these judge shows on tv.
Triple3Deuce2 3 years ago
Right!
Major2219 3 years ago
hahahah omg shaq is the funniest guy in the world! watchin him laugh makes me smile
zeinzeinzeinzein 3 years ago 6
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That does not look like Shaq !
crpdm1965 3 years ago