Genesis: Adam And Eve Prove The Bible... Is A Load Of Shit

[OshidaYaguchi]

adam and eve were suppose to eat from the tree--it's the plan, YO!

[OshidaYaguchi]

god's talking to jesus. also time is irrelevant to god so the days mean nothing. they don't mean days as in our days! just like jupiter's days are different than ours. Time is irrelevent.

[Pato5150]

Adam and eve were not the first humans on earth and you read it on Genesis 1:27. God created man in "his" own image. I don't know what bible your reading and the answer to another question. "Who was around with god if there was no one around?" there's angels! You said something about us being full of sin and whatever, well duh, remember Adam and eve? C'mon man study this stuff. God bless. ALL PRAISE TO JESUS.

[daswann14]

@Pato5150 "Adam and eve were not the first humans on earth and you read it on Genesis 1:27. God created man in "his" own image. I don't know what bible your reading and the answer to another question. "Who was around with god if there was no one around?" there's angels! You said something about us being full of sin and whatever, well duh, remember Adam and eve? C'mon man study this stuff. God bless. ALL PRAISE TO JESUS." WTF are you babbling about, this post is nonsensical.

[Pato5150]

Rest means cessation of work,

[tpodomik]

okay you assholes. what about the dinosaurs. the dinosaurs were reptiles and mammals or whatever they were (not the point). day 1 god created this and day 2 this and that and so on then humans last. well its a FACT that dinosaurs were alive thousands and thousands of years before human beings. so if god created dinos on day 5 and humans day 6?.....i call bullshit. Evolution is how WE humans were created. and it all had psylocibin and primates.

[777Edub]

odviously there is nothing really anybody can tell you at this point but man seek the Lord regaurdles if you beleive in him or not He and Satan are very much alive. The choice is easy choose Jesus and be spared or by default choose satan and die. satan loves that you dont beleive, he could care less. I just pray that God opens yours eyes before he comes back because after Jesus comes back for his people I PROMISE YOU, u wont wanna be here to see what happens next. God bless brova

[daswann14]

@777Edub That doesn't even make sense. Seek Thor and Loki even though you don't believe in them. It's nonsensical. Jesus and Satan do not exist, I hope you see that bruh.

[MiamiSteve07]

@777Edub wow, you are actually insane... youve been brain washed, very sad. Hes not coming back as he never existed. next!

[daswann14]

@MiamiSteve07 Lol.

[freedomfighterone]

The Genesis six day creation story and on the 7th day God rested comes right out of the Babylonian creation myth, "Enumah Elish." Checkout this poem on the internet and you will see that that the Hebrew Scribes took from the Babylonian creation story. And then for Adam and Eve, checkout "Adapa and the South Wind."

[YouKnowItzTTime81]

@MikeFromTheUK1 Jesus is superman XD

[daswann14]

@SuperDavid124 ?

[supersmash43]

Yeah the Bible is bullshit. It is funny how the believer would just say, "it is just God's way". That's the best answer they can come up! lol!

[daswann14]

@supersmash43 Yup. That's just another way of saying they have no answers.

[supersmash43]

@daswann14 the Bible contradicts itself in the first three chapters by saying light came before stars and light. Also, one version says Adam and Eve were created at the same time and other says Eve was created out of Adam's rib. Another version is Lilith (in the Jewish Talmud).

[freedomfighterone]

@daswann14 The Hebrew Scribes took Genesis stories right from the Babylonian myth stories. Checkout "Enumah Elish, Adapa and the South Wind, and Gilgamesh." They took a page from Hammurabi, the Babylonian king. Hammurabi said he got his 282 laws from the Sun god, Shamash. And Moses said he got his 10 Commandments from the God of Israel. It's the same script.

[daswann14]

@freedomfighterone I agree. All the stories of the ancient middle east/ Mesopotamia/ and the Mediterranean got all mixed up before anyone ever thought of writing them down.

[ikennaobufor100]

u cant judge the works of man in da bible in the last chapter of revalations it says dat any1 who duz dat u will be cast out of the book of life.any body agree wit me?

[fohunned]

well said. but there is more going on in the story that makes me sick! anyways ain't no sense in reasoning with a book that is full of it.

[TheKorban]

Man Try page 4, tells ya Adam had many more kids, The book of enoch tells ya Cain married his sister simple .

The rest is kids stuff man

And cows into whales like who's into fairy tales here?

That'sbelievable but humans coming from humans isn't?? what the...........

Do ya not know our genes are traced back to the first humans out of Africa?

One Woman & Man from one local Just like genesis says and NO link to neanderthals or any other creature.

Reasons to believe. org will teach you a lot

[daswann14]

1st off it makes me angry that you take a long researched theory from evolutionary biology; the out of africa theory to try and prove creationism. That theory contradicts almost every word of genesis, including evolving from non-human ancestors. The vauge mention of other children is an almost sure sign this was added later. No names for the 6th and 7th people on earth... pulease. 2 contradicting stories in two pages is bad.

[TheKorban]

Mitochondrial Eve is a scientific trace of genetic ancestory that goes back to ONE woman ONE local and NO further.

How does this contradict Genesis?

There is NO ABsolutely NO link to any other species, It was thought we came no sorry taught we came from neanderthals but genetics tell we don't and from the earliest to latest neanerthal the dna remains the same.

If you check out what your saying you'll find your facts are wrong

I gave ya a link that proves PROVES Evolution wrong many times

[daswann14]

IT IS THE BASIS FOR EVOLUTIONARY THEORY. Pieced together by EVOLUTIONARY BIOLOGISTS. It does not go back to one man/ one woman but a very small pod of people in Africa. No one thinks we came from Neaderthals, We came from australopithecines, the homo habilis, then homo erectus as a very short version. Don't be ignorant. Everything I said is 100% factual. Evolution is a fact, and only morons believe otherwise. Natural selection is irrefutable.

[Melissa230984]

According to your Bible I am to believe that human kind is sinful for Adam and Eve ate the fruit of knowledge. Why are we being punished for the original sin? After all, they ate the forbidden fruit, we didnt. Reason would lead one to say its their problem, not ours. Even the bible contradicts itself by claiming in Deuteronomy 24:16, children shall not be punished for the sins of their fathers.

[ponced6]

Whales from cows. What a retard. Look at Genesis again. He made man on the 6th day. How else would cain find his wife. Cain couldn't have incest because Eve had not yet had another child. Even if so she had Seth. So Adam and Eve were made at a later time.

[enka22]

Ponced6, Whales originated from land, & they did look very similar to cows at that time. Now ironically, it is you who is the retard if you believe the this bible nonsense. If I read Genesis again, I will think worse of you Christians for actually thinking this is true. I suggest you read "Messed-Up Bible Stories" by username ebolaworld. If you watch this funny series you will see how we sane people see you delusional Christians.

God is imaginary! Bible is a book of fiction.

[ponced6]

I can c u being wiped out forever. U live for the moment (this world) I live for the prize (eternity) u can take your thai hookers with ya too. peace

[userwl2850]

whales have bones at the rear that do nothing, not even attached to the rest. some people say they were leg bones when they were land lubbers. what does sky daddy tell you? put your book of shit away, watch a vid on evolution or better still read the god delusion. ha ha ha religion makes me laugh, such funny fairy tails. im off to hell for a few beers and twin thai hookers. xxxxx love you more than god loves you.xxxx

[Outboundz]

walk the road a little longer young souls when u learn, u will know

I do agree that they had a dillema bout incest, but if this is true then incest doesnt excist.

Since it was always one big fam, and we are still fucking our fam today.

[blazinghottsun1]

grown people who have imaginary friends need some serious help god is not real

[ConsciousMaster]

well jews didn't include female names sometimes for whatever reason.

[stickum2323]

You need to learn how to interprate the bible! That is why so many people out there in the world dont belive in God because most of you dont know how to understand the text! The whole bible is symbolic it talks about one thing but it actually means something else! And YEs adam did have more children and it does say in the bible and God alowed incest in the beggining just so that there could be population!

[grrmonkey]

if it needs to be interpreted then what is the point of the bible

I can say one thing but mean the other but you would probably think another thing which just leads into confusion and absurdity. If the bible wants to prove itself right through science then it has to remain uninterpreted

[oliviasalazar]

i like da way u think r wat religion r u

[stickum2323]

HE WAS TALKING WITH JESUS

[HarQuizzleFilms]

did you really say that whales come from cows? that makes more sense then the creation story?????  and learn how to talk!!

[daswann14]

Wow. What a clown.

[postmyprayerdotcom]

Yo Daswann,

Kool dude! But, hey man, next ime you need help, ask Him! He loves you ad he'll always be there for you. Christ died for your sins! You are free. What a gift.

[grrmonkey]

Oh ya ill ask him and he will just send a little letter down in my mail box or email (whatever he prefers) telling me all the answers of the questions of the universe

get the fuck out of my youtube

[HoVa094]

Whales came from cows?? hahaha your silly dude

[daswann14]

The history of the evolution of the whale is one of the prime and best understood examples of evolution. You should look into it.

[HoVa094]

maybe one day we will discuss in a chat room or something this topic sounds interesting. im not one to argue but maybe a nice intelligent debate could be in our future. im always up for the other sides opinon and maybe you would be willing listen to me?

[massivepinkdildo]

Props for thinking xtianity through.

Now go and read some books on the gnostics and find out the real story of why xtianity is a total crock of shit :)

[tatem1963]

racist.

[mmifsud07]

I think the book of Genesis should be removed from the bible. Genesis is some story that made up some thousand years ago. Maybe around a camp fire and they must be smoking some thing to come up with that!!

[prplmnky]

A lot of things should be removed from the Bible. Luckily, Thomas Jefferson did this for us. Look up The Jefferson Bible.

[moneysucks01]

Our money is as real as Genesis.

[kingflipp]

my man just because the bible is full of holes that doesnt mean that there is no creator..i have a bok that i think you would be interested in reading..holla back...pfg4life

[candimoin]

obvious evolved from cows??? LOL!!!!!!! "Our Image" he is talking as the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. You hit a HUGE point that the Jewish people totally miss. What is this video trying to prove for you? Are you asking for help to understand the Bible?

[daswann14]

I understand the Bible very well. I understand that it is a bronze age explanation for the world, that has no merit at all. The video is proving that the Bible is not innerent.

[lysol420]

Even if your god does exist, he is an asshole..

[daswann14]

@lysol420 Still one of the best comments ever.

[blkknight41]

Hello

I see that you have already taken the view point that our Lord does not exist, that it is nonsense, however I would like to ask if you have ever allowed yourself to say "What if" GOD does exist and "what if" it is All true and explore it from that point of view.

In plain English read it and try to understand and argue it from that stand point and see what comes out of that...

[daswann14]

If you don't believe in thor, Amon-re, or Agra Main-Yu you know why I don't believe in Yahweh. Your God is just as false, and your book is just as fallacious as those of all the other religions of past and present. What if Xaninebu (i did make that up) the creator of the universe exists? What if 1+1= 7. All nonsensical questions. At the extreme of hypothetical reaches, I suppose I would go to hell. But every perspective of reality, logic, and evidence proves Yahweh does not exist. Bible Sux!!

[candimoin]

Why are you sooooo angry? i want to say.. Death is like being born (its going to happen to all of us) and you're questions about God being infinite and talking to himself and how Adam and Eve populated the world blah blah, those questions will be answered in a blink of an eye. And I will tell you, Jesus does exist, and life on this earth, without knowing Christ, is abso. meaningless. KJ52

[daswann14]

I'm not angry. I think that religious belief is ridiculous, and is deserving of ridicule. It is trivially false. There is no evidence of Jesus or God, end of story. Plus the Yahweh is illogical and impossible. By your response I can tell that you are an uninquisitive idiot. If you asked questions you would never come up with the answer God did it.

[veritaslogos]

nothing original, nothing profound, nothing proven in fact.

[daswann14]

So God set us up to fail why exactly? Shut up.

[veritaslogos]

im not exactly sure what point or truism you advance by being beligerent. do you have an actual original substantive case or just agression?

[daswann14]

1st of all what you wrote was insulting. Almost as offensive as your stupidity. Second of all I asked you a question. If God is all knowing, all powerful, and benevolent then how did his creation fail in th first four pages of the Bible? Way to ignore the question. There are contradictions in the first couple pages of the Bible, which means the Bible is not innerent. Without that, you have nothing. And you still have no evidence whatsoever to support your belief in God.

[veritaslogos]

Well i apologize. I percieved my words as being rather benign actually but in any event if you were offended then my apologies. I'm not sure that question is a good one, in that it seems your mixing apples and oranges and confusing yourself. i fail to see how "if God is powerful, omniscient, and especially benelovent" somehow renders the ability for a creation with the ability to choose whether to obey or disobey him to be somehow contradictory, like the phrasing of your questions suggests.

[daswann14]

Because perfect means perfect. Even if they had the ability to choose, they would always choose to do the right thing. It is a virtue, and the very definition of being perfect. Secondly if God knows everything, he knew what was going to happen. Yet his attempt at creating a utopia failed almost instantly. That simply is not perfection.

[bopatoonie]

and they can't get past that barrier in their mind, people arn't as spiritual as they used to be, there are logically spritual expainations to many things, when you sinc your mind, brain and deep down who you are, the eccence of your soul, into logic, it's a different way to see.

[bopatoonie]

I don't believe the bible is a shitload of nonesense, I believe it can teach you many things.

you just have to be deeper spritually, to understand what it's all really telling you, metaphorically, spiritually, and just straight up..most people just look at it as a a load of shit made up story that dosn't make sense.

[Siddhartha02]

Nice video!

I realy liked how you pointed out how God did not act as a omnipotent beeing during the creation. It's obvious that the book was written by a man of his time, it's a realy poor depiction of an omnipotent beeing that is apparently tied to the conecpt of time and above that apparently gets tired and has to rest.

God did not create us in his image, we created God in our image!

[daswann14]

I'm glad you got it. Christians can't really seem to grasp what omnipotent and omniscience mean or imply, and the fact that those characteristics don't apply to mistake prone Yahweh.

[TheWakieKid]

I totally agree with you daswann.

The bible is so false.

Keep religion out of schools and government.

Evolution is the only explanation to our existance. How can man be made from dust and woman made from mud and a spare rib? Impossible.

[njfinest24]

If you continue to read on,which you showed that you did'nt you would have read that Adam and Eve did have more children. I believe in chapter 5 of Genesis it gives Adams family record.see you can't critique something you don't understand and have never studied.Thats like me saying evolution is false now while i dont believe in evolution i dont know the first thing about it ,but would never critique it and call it BS because i dont understand it

[daswann14]

Gimmie the line, cause I'm pretty sure I know the one you're talking about. Scholarly consensus has shown that many parts of the Bible were later insertions to try to make it more logically sound. Either way, God still lied to them about dying, God still knowingly set them up, etc. Genesis is one of the worst constructed pieces of literature ever written. Reading the Bible is the quickest way to become an atheist, and I have read it many times.

[JDante123]

to this day mexicans, pakistanis, arabs, indians, jews and various other foreigners to the black community cna just immediately come on in set up shop and become an outlet in which the descendants of the hebrew slaves pump their money, as they rise economically up the social ladder we steadily remain the tail (bottom), black business is virually nonexistent in the hood

this is no coincidence, cant be, the chances of it bein justa lucky guess are too great. seems like prophecy fulfilled to me

[JDante123]

and will not know who they truly are. that applies to us as well we are the only people on the face of the earth who have no idea who they were five hundred years ago. the only people without their own land languge and culture. the only people who consistently fail to achieve any success in their struggles for 'independence' or 'liberation'.

deut 28:43 says that the alien (foreigner) who lives amongst us will rise above us, they will become the head we will always be the tail.

[JDante123]

Jeremiah 6:22 identifies who their future captors are gonna be (from the 'land of the north' north of west africa=europe fyi)and um yeah the whole chapters of deut 28 and leviticus 26 will basically lay out some african americn history for you, and undeniably so. 400 years doesnt apply to the jews taken by ships dont apply neither they been livin in germany for decades before hitler came to power they werent snatched off the land. psalms 83:1-4 indicates tht israel will be robbed of his heritage

[JDante123]

these African Hebrew tribes are descendants of the biblical Israelites who migrated into Africa on their own over the course of history or a part of the large group of Israelite tribesman that fled Roman persecution around 70 AD and escaped into Africa.

The Bible speaks of the descendants of the Biblical Israelites as being cursed to one day be taken into a foreign land by ships (deut 28:68) for 400 years (gen 15:13) where they will be work the land but not reap the benefits (deut 28:32-34)

[JDante123]

however, one undeniable occurence that is confirmed by the bible and can be referenced to and doubly confirmed by yourself is the next Great Captivity of the African Hebrew Israelites; America. Deuteronomy 28 in conjunction with Genesis 15:13 give you an indication as to exactly what slavery in america is gonna be like for the descendants of the biblical Israelites.

it is noted, historically, that a large amount of West African civilizations were composed of Hebrew people (the Ashanti,Yoruba)

[JDante123]

historical accuracy and archeological proof for certain events ever having taken place is hard to come by in the ancient world. technically speaking the Hebrew text written by Moses are historical documents that testify to this 'exodus', they are just considered credible. some people say they landed on the moon some dont, some say we come from monkeys some dont.

we can argue with logic about soemthin that cant be proven either way for hours and get nowhere, so egyptian captivity is irelevant

[JDante123]

in the entire history of all the peoples of erth and their interactions with other cultures and civilizations, how much of it do you think is written down? take that, then discern how much of whats left you think has been preserved. then how much of THAT has been uncovered, how much of THAT has been revealed (released publicly) and after factoring in all of these variables just take time to think how much of That little remnant has actually been absorbed by you, or whoever your source is.

[JDante123]

You are a self-proclaimed 'African American', tell me what you think about Genesis 15:13, who it applies to and where it fits, historically. Naturally this should lead to to more questions which i would be happy to answer, and ummm if that specific verse right there isnt a thoroughly thought-provoking and question raising 'Historical Piece of Literature' for you...I'll jus say have a nice life

but im sure itll make you think once or twice about completely denoucnin the Bible as nonsense

[daswann14]

It applies to the Jews. It's a part of the story to prove prophecy. God is saying the Jews will be enslaved (which is still condoning of slavery) judge the Egyptians, and that the Jews will be better for it. Problem #1 the Jews never were enslaved in Egypt. There are exactly 0 external sources that provide any evidence for a mass migration. #2 the Jews are not better off. They've been shit on for years. The Bible claims people live for 900+ years, that evolution is false... too much to list.

[JDante123]

1) a 'Jew' can be one of two things, a person from a tribe in southern Judea or a person who practices the religion of Judaism. In Genesis neither one of these concepts have been materialized yet, there were no 'Jews'

Genesis 15:13 applies to the Israelites; descendants of Israel (Jacob). these people were Africans in Africa, living the Hebrew Culture (not 'Jewish' religion) thus, African Hebrew Israelites

[JDante123]

Like every other group of people in the history of time before 'modernization', there is not a vast historically documented written proven scratched in stone history of their exploits. "History" is nothing more then the telling of ones story, and back in the day everything was expressed through Oral (spoken) History, not written. Western Historians in their search for 'external evidence' cant prove the existence of a 'mssing link' in evolution but they BELIEVE it, dont they? history, whos story?

[daswann14]

The concept of missing link is a fallacious one. Organisms transition slowly over time, and there are thousands of examples of these transitional forms. Check out DonExodus2's page and I think he has a video about this very subject. People have been writing since before the Bible. Cuniform and Heiroglyphs. It is true that most people couldnt read and had to rely on oral history, which is why it was possible for many of them to believe such fallacious nonsense. Couldn't investigate on their own.

[JDante123]

all these 'fallacies' and inconsistent, thoroughly false 'fallacies' that you perceive to be scattered throughout the Bible are the result of Euro-Gentile influence on African Hebraic concepts.

Genesis 15:13 for example will never be fully understood by white christians, it doesnt fit into their pre-conceived ideology and understanding of WHO the Seed of Abraham is and WHERE these Biblical people and events are takin place. it simply wont register in that European mind, the meanin is lost

[JDante123]

reading the Hebrew Scriptures (Genesis thru Malaki) with the European mind will be a fruitless endeavor, cause naturally the scientific mind will eventually draw an antagonistic conclusion. the same way rich white politicians dont understand street talk, christians dont understand Genesis, but its really basic and simple if you can read it from the Hebraic mindset, which is the proper context.

[JDante123]

some points in here i would like to clear up for you...the english word 'rest' in the bible was translated from the hebrew word 'shabbat', not meaning 'take a break' but more like 'cease, or refrain from continuing labor'. 'rest' is a valid translation KINDA but not really cause it can be viewed by those without understanding to mean somethin totally different, like 'sleep all day cause im tired'...that is not shabbat

[JDante123]

Genesis 4:14 is where Cain gets the very first mark of leprosy, which is considered spooky bad luck to all the dumbass nations out there to kill someone with and he was straight, showing how far off track they are, but also giving you an indicator as to how Adam and Eve were not the only humans not the first humans not forced to reproduce with themselves etc etc...Christianity is a confusing religion because Christians didnt write the Bible and fail to grasp the proper meanings

[JDante123]

They produced two children, Cain and Abel, who if their parents havent transgressed and got into some otherly shit, would have been perfec lil chil'rens runnin round happily obeying, but they wasnt. Cain kills Abel and is kicked outta the Garden where he is afraid that 'they', meaning the other nations of people who are all unruly and ignorant and not mindful of Yah, (the very same people he hypothetically would be teaching and fashioning in his form had Eve not ate the fruit) would kill him

[JDante123]

but they didnt, we all know this

let me get one thing clear before i continue on, eve was not created out of the rib-bone of adam, this is a mistranslation. the hebrew word is tsela, which means side. 'Side' in Hebrew has many meanings, one of them being closer to 'aspect' or 'partial characteristic' then the bone structure of a ribcage

eve was the ultimate woman, the totally feminine side and perfect counterpart for adam, not the genetically imposed surgical clone byproduct or whateva

[JDante123]

Adham originally was a pure man with 100% dedication unto Yah and righteousness and holiness etc etc, no yearning to do bad no knowledge of the CONCEPT of being evil and anti-godlike, but the 'tree of the knowledge of good AND evil' whoever that was and whatever he was talkin about, was eaten from by him and his wife.

'You can eat from all the trees EXCEPT the tree of the knowledge of good and evil'<--basically, dont fuck wit them guys they are the adversary, stay away.

[JDante123]

Instead, it was his job to be FRUITFUL, and create others like him (multiply). He was a righteous man who's job it was to teach the others how to be righteous and pleasing unto Yah.

The 'serpent' was not literally the animal we know to be a snake, it was an un-righteous (devilish) man, with a deceptive tongue, a trickster. He told Eve that it was okay to do whatever, the secret lil knowledge n mysteries that men had at the time was perfectly fine, and she believed, and 'ate' the fruit,

[JDante123]

In the original Hebraic context, Adham was NOT the very first person on earth..he was the first Messiah. Man has long since been in existence but has strayed from the path of righteousness and delved into alotta bullshit, and Adham's job was to put em bak on track. In Hebrew a common rhetorical term is to relate every person to a 'tree' and all things that come from that person is his 'fruit'

Adham and Eve were not to 'eat' the Fruit of a certain 'tree', or talk to certain people, get it?