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  • Pokerstars made this movie!

  • also to keep my rant going about the lack of research into poker, he called all in but had a lot more chips than bond so he wouldn't have put them all in, then the pots would have been divided, finally in a real casino the dealer is not allowed to rearrange the board by putting the players cards in there, dear oh dear this was badly thought through! Rant over!

  • this is so bad cos in real cash games side pots are made, decisions take longer, why do they have chips over the line from previous bets? and why the fuck id bond playing 57 spades 4 handed with such a high stake, oh dear.

  • *rage quit*

  • bond played that guy!!!!

  • EPIC SLOW-ROLL!!!

  • bond had the hand since the turn and stringed his ass along and chiffre really likes to bet on his river card illest scene

  • WTF! this movie is already six years old :o

  • lol noob

  • Slow rolled!

  • Jet Li, Vladmir Putin, One-Eye and Ruben Studdard all on one table....no wonder Casino Royale was the best Fucking Bond

  • @majafaja999 lol

  • Phil Hellmuth had pocket 44 in this hand.

  • i would love to play in that room thats what i call a poker game balling out with those plaques and what not lol

  • This is really just a scene showing the first nuts second nuts third nuts and Bond getting lucky. I don't see anybody folding any of the other hands either, except the nut flush which saw a paired board. Both short stacks would have moved all in preflop with KQs and 88. The blinds would have folded cuz A6o would easily be dominated and 57s is really just a random hand that just happened to be the absolute nuts. They all played it as badly as possible

  • who the hell plays with 7 million when the blinds are 1 million?

  • What is the structure of this game? Is it a cash game with ever increasing blinds? hahah If the pot was 24M on the flop then each player had invested 6M. Why the fuck would the black guy invest ~60% of his stack preflop with 88. He would certainly leave himslef in a pickle if any overards come out hahahah

  • @readsummer We have no idea exactly how the pot got to 24M, pre-flop or post-flop. We have no idea who raised to 6M, and we don't know if THAT was pre-flop or post flop. But if I were the black guy and I got trip 8's on the flop, I'd have stayed in that hand too. So I'm going to go with POST-flop. He was lucky everyone checked on the turn so he got another free card & hit the boat on the river card. THAT is why he stayed in the hand. Jesus, does anyone else here actually play poker?

  • @readsummer cause he had trip 8's on the flop

  • you guys do realize that they all played their hands terribly... that is if you look at the way they played professionally. i guess this has an exception thought coz it is a movie...

  • "honey he called the re-raise with the five seven of spades"

  • @KhuntMaster LOL

  • @KhuntMaster

    You killed me with that one dude lmao

  • slowrolling with the nuts! love it!

  • WHAT A SLOWROLL SO SICK

  • ....and you thought your parents and family members played at high stakes,pffftt..silly!

  • monster slow roll.

  • they are playing with only 6 or 12 big blinds wtf

  • @arnaud769 no the other two had 6 and 5 million behind but bond and the villian both had well over that...if there was 150 mil in the pot and that leaves 139 mil unaccounted for... and bond only had 45 mil so he actually didn't win it all!

  • Let me settle the dispute over who had how much once and for all. Blinds were 500k & 1M. In this hand, the dealer button was on LeChiffre. Bond small blind, Asian was BB. Scene cuts to 24M in the pot, all players still in = 6M from each player. Turn card. All check. River card. Bond checks. Asian=6M all in. Black=5M all in. LeChiffre=12M raise. Pot is now 47M. Bond=40.5M all in. LeChiffre calls. Pot is 115M. So at the start Asian-12M Black-11M LeChiffre 45.5M & Bond had most w/46.5M

  • @indyracingnut what would happen if the asian or the black had won?? would they take all the money? cuz they didn't put in all the money. and the asian put in 6 million why is the black allowed to put only 5 million?

  • @nepalihercules Both of the short stacks would get 24M already in the pot, plus all else that was bet up to the amount of their all in bet. Asian would get 24M plus his own 6M, Black's 5M, 6M from LeChiffre and 6M from Bond. Black would get 24M plus his own 5M plus 5M from each of the other 3 players. All remaining amounts would be returned to the other players. It's called a side pot. There can be a lot of them when dealing with multiple All-In bets.

  • @nepalihercules it's called side pot buddy

  • @indyracingnut  spot on!

  • Those are the kind of hands that make you just want to weep.

  • amazing

  • Slow roll

  • What if the bad guy went all in with a pair of twos Bond would be like "WTF??"

  • LOL Spyaments.

  • and all I am saying is he had already accomplished that with the three previous checks....sheesh....In other words I understand what he was doing just noting that it was not that necessary just based on Bond's and La Chiffe's previous plays...would you fold a Aces Full with that board? Cmon man it was a done deal once he re-raised two all-ins by doubling the pot....you knew no matter what Bond did he was going to call he was too invested...learn poker bro

  • dealer is a twat, wtf is he doing?

  • this kind of hand happens online every day lol

  • The guy with last aggressive action has to show the cards first...

  • ARRRR IN! 6 MIRRION!

  • The big blind is 1 million???????

  • Like they say only in movies.

  • what the hell was he even doing going in the pot with that!?

  • This is confusing. The pot was at 24 mil. after the turn. Then they start raising the bet 24+6+5+12+40.5 = 87.5 ... In the end the whole pot is of 115 mil. So are they saying all those chips and blues and reds that Le Chiffre shoved in accounts for only 27.5 million ?:

  • What the hell was Bond thinking about after the river and looking at La Chiffe to see if he was bluffing?...nothing any of them would have in the pocket would be able to beat Bond's straight flush...there is no way to connect the 8 of spades to the Ace of spades with two cards...and 4 of a kind Aces is not good..so what gives?

  • @salvi1979 My friend, that's what we call in the business....slow rolling your opponent. If you KNOW you have the "nuts", your job isn't to go all in first and simply take down the pot. You check until everyone else bets all they want to bet and extract even more chips from them. If they go all in....too bad for them. Good for you though!! :)

  • @indyracingnut

    yeah but he was in the last position after the river....there is no more betting so it doesnt make any sense to slow roll especially with 2 all ins and a raise...as a poker player myself as soon as la chiffe raised it was a done deal all in......even if he folds I have a huge pot...no way he goes away with a Aces full. Now that is poker my friend.

  • @salvi1979 hes trying to sell that he's weak to La Chiffre

  • @BENSKI1183

    I think that ship has sailed with Bond's checks on the flop,turn and river LOL...and he knows La Chiffe will call his re-raise just on the logic that he doubled the all in bet of the chinese guy so Bond knows he has a strong hand but since he has a straight flush nothing on that board can beat him, and yeah as a poker player I would have given him a "trying to read what you have" glance but nothing like he did LOL....at the end it was just a movie I guess

  • @salvi1979 dude it's an act, he's pretending to be reading a bluff when he actually has the  best hand. If he hadn't, La Chiffe might have folded. The purpose was to make La Chiffe think Bond hand nothing.

  • this idiot from northern europe can't even spell poker. i cant believe he called my 40 million 500 thousand dollar bet honey!

  • I just looove the intensity between James Bond and Le Chiffre and the way he looks at him from 1:18 to 1:51.

  • i love how the black guy smiles when turning over his eights full. As if there's any way in hell they'd be good after a raise, then a shove, then a call on a board with paired Aces. LOL

  • So this is what MI6 has James Bond doing with Taxpayers money.

  • Ive just had the exact same hand on facebook Poker 4 to 8 of Spades straight Flush , as soon as i had it i felt like James Bond lol!!!

  • lol so much slowrolling but who the hell cares they all hate each other anyways :P

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  • Seriously?

  • Most retarded poker scene ever....... I don't think were supposed to believe bond is slow rolling, instead I think the producers want us to ACTUALLY consider that bond is worried about his hand being beaten and is trying to read a bluff.... instead bond has the stone cold nuts yet he still looks at le cheifre as if he is reading a bluff.. biggest pile of crap EVER. This scene makes me cringe everytime I watch it.

    ps He called my raise with 7-5 honey !

  • @TheGenera1

    Actually I think he's hollywooding here in order to get a call from le chiffre. Bond's face there looked like he was PRETENDING to read a bluff, so that would mean he wanted le chiffre to think he was making a move by reraising light, but he actually had the nuts.

  • Fantástico!

  • that is bad beat !

  • bond with the best 007

  • What a fucking slowroll!!!

  • that fat fuck still thinks he has the best hand after two big stacks push after him

  • I played it like a set!

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  • is there really $150million in the pot? IS THERE?

  • BOND IS BLUFFING

  • in general why do cash games always have stacks of cash with there chips? just wondering why?

  • fat fuck could barely push his chips in

  • The best hand of poker of history

  • Tyrone from Snatch :-)

  • he can quit his job!

  • Mads Mikkelsen (as Le Chiffre) looks a little bit like Phil Hellmuth :D

  • whats king kong doing here, i wonder how much that suit cost at 0:57

  • The dude tried to kill him earlier with poison, cant blame him for splashing and slow rolling. :D

  • who win this? I didnt understand. Didnt the bad guy have a better hand than bond?

  • @mannigutten straight flush beats full house

  • @mannigutten no. Le chiffre had Full House and bond had a straight flush. Straight flush id stronger than full house. Go check on the internet Poker hands and you will see.

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  • Splashing the pot AND slow roll. Bond sure has bad etiquette for a 'pro'.

  • How is royal flush maken?

  • @hawkeye137137 10-J-Q-K-A, same suit.

  • @estesoyojajaja you are an idiot bond had the nuts

  • 0:48 "Aww een, seex mirrion"

  • :facepalm:

  • where can i buy those square poker chips?

  • Imagine Chiffre having quad aces... Would've been like Mabuchi rofl :D

  • @rulezz264 imagine if neither Le Chiffre nor Bond have won, and some low-level guy had instead.

  • @estesoyojajaja Both of them are shown in this movie to be extraordinary poker players, Bond had a 100% winning hand and Chiffre had a 98-99% winning hand. Did they not have these kind of hands the game would've gone a very different way, this includes the steps they would've taken against eachother as the other 2 guys.

  • LOL @people discussing poker strategy here.. Its just a MOVIE!

  • I love how BB is $1M and there are two guys who somehow got to the river with 6 and 5BBs left

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  • LUCKY SHIT

  • Rich people. Bond got $164500000

  • i dont know how to play this game.... :)

  • It's much easy when it'd not ur money

  • if this hand happened online they would kick up a shitstorm claiming its all a fix

  • he called my raise with 7 5 honey!!!

  • lol that fat guy didn't bet the flop with his set on that wet board in multi way pot he was about 70% favourite to win the pot and let 3 other players drawings what a bad play..

  • a high hand

  • Bond was Small Blind, in the showdown he most show your cards first ...

  • Atleast he could afford to buy diner for tonight now...

  • helmuth:"honey james bond called my 5 million raise with 5 7 of spades" :)

  • @pirlo2166 That was funny dude, lol.

  • @pirlo2166

    helmuths wife: honey thats why you dont raise with A6 off suit... :P

  • James Bond dodges bullets from 100 AK47s pointed on him,he can't have anything less than the stone-cold nuts!

  • he say monsieur bond or mister bond?

  • 0:35 Mr T?

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  • honestly, only the black guy and Japanese guy had hands that should have really been played preflop. A6 off suit and 57 suited are both ok hands, but assuming that either of the others raised with 88 or KQ suited, there's no reason bond or lechiffre should have seen a flop

  • @dje91090 Any ace is a big hand 4 handed. Chances are LeChiffre raised preflop to begin with since he was in position. 57 suited is a really good hand if you play small ball. So assuming LeChriffre raised 3x the big blind, Bond calling with 57 is a perfectly legitimate scenario

  • Bond is so awesome! I bet no one else in the world could win big with a straight flush against two boats and the nut non-straight flush! That takes tons of skill!

  • 'The big blind is now one million dollars' hahahhaha gotta love how unrealistic it is

  • @MegaSexytimes i dont get hold em poker what do you mean by 1 million dollars being unrealistic? lol

  • That is one fat sunofabitch at that table

  • Bond was last raiser so he should have shown his cards first. But it's all about drama.

  • I wish i could cry blood at will - thats a serious poker face.

  • One million dollar big blind in a cash game? Whats the buy in 100000000000000000000000000000­00000000000 dollars?

  • Most unrealistic hand of Poker in movies history ever.

    lol at the black guy thinking his non ace high full house is good in that spot.

    lol at 4 people checking the turn with one of them having the straight flush, one with the K-high flush, one with a set and one with 2 pairs.

    lol at Bond checking the river out of position with the stone cold nuts. He would look pretty stupid if no one gave him action.

    lol at LeChiffre raising the river into a dry side pot.

  • @lookaguru no shit sherlock

  • i just lost 160,000 10 min ago.......i looked this up to put a smile on my face

  • rogged imo

  • you should've shown the part where Bond tips the dealer.

  • That was just spewy imo! Even daniel negreanu would fold A6 on that board after Bond shoves.

  • @comeonyoudidnt AHAHAHA, yeah Daniel Negreanu folds aces full in that spot.. What a clever guy you are

  • John Juanda vs Phil Ivey vs Lex Veldhuis vs Daniel Negreanu :)

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  • Slowrolling like a BOSS!

  • fuck slowrolling

  • any need to slowroll?? id be mailing a chair to his face

  • I don't understand. Did he think Bond was bluffing? Is that why Le Chiffre called? And even if Bond wasn't bluffing, why would Le Chiffre call anyway?

    Can someone please explain?

  • @dancagurli

    The chinese guy had a flush, there 0,20% change of getting that, but there a change of 0,14% to get a full house, so you can say noone on that table was actually bluffing. There's a change of 0,0014% to get a straight flush. That's why Bond got all in, Le chiffre thought he was bluffin, but he knew there was about no change to have a higher set than he had. That's why Le Chiffre called.

  • @RoyalDutchDude This is a ridiculous display of a poker if u ever watch real poker. I guess they just had

    to sparkled it up Hollywood

  • @RoyalDutchDude Oohh, okay. Thank you so much!

  • @dancagurli Only A8 beats him. Hard to put someone on a straight flush. Hard to fold the way the hand played out.

  • @dancagurli he didn't think Bond could possibly have a higher hand, which is actually silly since it was obvious he might have a straight flush

  • @CIarKent or A 8. those are the two hands he can lose to. Obviously he was too caught up emotionally to let go of his hand.

  • lol donkaments

    

  • "You've just been served!!"

  • i miss my favorite scene where the dealer gets 500,000 bucks tip

  • bond and le chiffre both slowrolled lol.

  • lol damn Bond likes to slowroll! 

  • 3:17

    DRAMATIC VESPER!

  • bond can feed eskimo with all that money !

  • I will see your Singapore, and raise you Mexico.

  • how could le chiffre re-pop with only A6? A8 would beat his ass. Bond is a donkey for calling with 7-5 spades

  • Dealer:

    "Five and Seven of Spades...A Straight Flush...Four to the Eight...The High Hand."

    Le Chiffre: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!"

  • Slow roll

  • SLOWROLL!!!!!!!!!!!! Hellmuth would be trashing the place by now

  • @Opps1991 That wasn't a slow roll... the french guy is still yet to go all in.... His hesitation is a bait to make him make the call.... The last part... well, it was there for dramatic effect... lol.

    This is not a great play of poker though.... How often do you see a hand where 4 is still in the hand and 3 of them had a bad beat in this manner.

  • @Opps1991 and i bet Daniel Negraneau will be reading and telling other players hand.

  • What I want to know is what is Bond thinking about? Even if LeShit had Quad Aces he would still lose...there is no hand with that board where Bond could possibly lose..LOL

  • I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD!

    ... sorry sir? the big blind is $20,000

    ... oh sorry wrong game

  • He rage quit at the end lol!

  • Le Chiffre left quickly so Bond wouldn't see him crying blood after that beat.

  • why does the dealer keep messing with the board? For the dumb audience at home watching

  • that's a −273.15 °C deck if i ever saw one....

  • wanted to see how's he taking that chips n stuffs :p

  • Thumbs up if you wish Tony G was sitting in that table!

  • Bond was absolute genius in this part! Knowing that he's got the highest hand, he still managed to lure Le Chiffre to gamble it all seeing as he thought he had the highest hand! :D

  • I would like to see how they played this hand pre flop lol!!!!

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  • James Bond is fuckin' awesome - Straight Flush!!

    Bond 1 vs. 0 Le Chiffre

  • I've found poker a hard game to play, but Casino Royale has helped me understand it a bit more :)

  • is it just me or did Bond slow role the whole table lol

  • wow, biggest cooler of a hand ever. and 3 slowrolls! lmao! i want to know how much bond tipped the dealer. how much was one of those red bricks?

  • It would have been much cooler if Bond did stone cold bluff against the bad guy instead of making a one in a million hand.

  • OK I'm trying to look for casino royale, The origonal one, with Robert de Niro and that other guy who was one of the two guys in home alone.