Best TV Censorship Edits Ever

[FilmmakerRyan]

"Once, I even called him "airhead".

Watch out, people, we're dealing with a badass over hear.

[Afeweh]

air head.

[acw11790]

aaaahhh! peas and rice!

[hardhouse87]

thats america for ya, total crap, you dont get this censorship shite in the UK/Ireland

[georgie4790]

Why would you censor "Jesus Christ!"?

[Dwedit]

You need to look into volume control. Make sure each clip has the same volume level. It's very jarring to see quiet clips right next to loud clips.

[haydenz13]

snakes on a plane one was hilarious

[2010Barbon]

Why does Dick Jones from Robocop suddenly have a robotic voice when he says AIRHEAD??

[OldSpiceBoss]

Where did you get that beauty scar, tough guy? Eating PINEAPPLE?

[JackDaScarecrow]

Who's ever seen Friday on USA???? MUTHAFUNKERS!!!

[ForevermoreNevermore]

"monkey fighting snakes" I'm rather surprised Samuel Jackson said that o.O Considering all the black people/monkey racial comments..

[Iwatchtrek]

@ForevermoreNevermore Probably because he's not a fucking -idiot- and didn't take it racially like you, whitey.

[ForevermoreNevermore]

@Iwatchtrek L...O...L

[xstraightedgesmokerx]

"I'll slurp your coke for a thousand dollars."- big lebowski edit from: "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

[yuichituba]

"Once I called him............aaaaairhead."

[swiggzter]

The price is wrong, BOBBY.

[KerozN69]

what's the second film ?

[fredjerk69]

@KerozN69 the unusual suspecs

[domsnoms]

These weren't as funny as I'd hoped

[FordPerfect]

This is satire, right? RIGHT?!?!

[neverlandfw]

So they actually shoot these monkeyfighting scenes twice?

[TheJEWSTAINE]

@neverlandfw nah, just dub sound

[T018]

@neverlandfw no they just dub over them

[spakattack]

mister falcon? wtf lol

[brandtproduction]

air head!



[danhantheman]

YIPPY CAYAY MISTER FALCON

[shwhjw]

I hate how they censored McClane's line from the OFFICIAL version of Die Hard 4 :(

Yes, I'm still butthurt about the whole movie.

[lavachoke]

enough is enough! ive had it with these monkey fighting censorship laws on these monday to friday late night movies !

[JoeAmerica5316]

"You just tell me where to sign, bud."

"Right on my SANDWICH after you kiss it!"

-Dumb and Dumber

[TheFedman2002]

From Blue Streak

I'm in over my head? No you're in over your head, cuz your heads up your ass.

I'm in over my head? No you're in over your head, cuz your heads in the grass.

[mangethegamer]

Those monkeyfighting snakes!

[BrennyBlues]

@mangethegamer On their monday to friday plane.

[chill579]

The hot fuzz one is from the extra on the DVD called "Hot funk" in another one they turn "you silly bastard" into, "you silly bar-stool"

[Phaelog]

Awww you can't have the Robocop clip in there and not have "you just feeked with the wrong guy". Almost positive that's in there.

[adj789]

you're missing "suck feet for coke" from Half Baked!

[Kalsteine]

I am surprised it Rush hour wasn't in it, where Jackie Chan say "Sup my Nigga?" and turned in to "Sup my NEEEEEEEEEGROW?"

[MSGPresident]

@Kalsteine This is what I expected to see when I clicked on the video.

[suomilaaseri]

I hate THESE MONKEYFIGHTING ON THIS MONKEYFIGHTING PLANE!

[Khronnus]

@suomilaaseri monday to friday plane.

[imWELCOMEGOHOMEbitch]

@suomilaaseri He didn't say that, he said "I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane"

[DontFearGrim]

My favorite is in Dumb and Dumber when he goes "Right on my ass after you kiss it!"

In the edited version he says, "Right on my SANDWICH after you kiss it!"

[Rfugitt1]

I love how the dubs don't sound anything like the original actor.

[PawlOwl]

this is pathetic

[MegaKatatat]

The Robocop one always bugged the crap out of me. Always sounded faked and edited, even as a kid I knew that wasn't what he was saying.

[YRohanm]

OMG SO THEY HAD TO SMASH TWO CAR WINDOWS??

[TobiasKroeyer]

How is the top comment just a poorly written quote from what we've just watched?

[KyleSpringer12]

@TobiasKroeyer Better than a top comment complaining about top comments.

[Gramsdaman]

@shorts that was from hot fuzz, not Shaun of the dead.

[Bluehawk2008]

The pineapple line could've been in the original film.

[EnderDio]

Blade (3): You do not know. who. you. are MESSING WITH!

[Zohaib1]

2 people even called him airhead

[deathmagnetic57]

2 people found strangers in the alps

[LocoRico89]

Never find a stranger in the Alps, they will fuck up your fancy car

[teeman9266]

He for cup soccer

[RedAvery1]

Mr.Falcon What The Fuck. Just say fuckin punk.

[shorts]

they can't say jesus christ on tv?.. but they can show flesh eating zombies..

[frenchmen77]

@shorts

America! Fuck yeah!

[AaronJamesPatterson]

@shorts showing zombies is okay as long as you don't call one by name.

[mangethegamer]

@shorts it's illegal to show religious propaganda on the tele.

[Iwatchtrek]

@shorts Uh? That was Hot Fuzz, not Sean of the Dead. I can't believe 80 people thumbed this up.

[shorts]

@Iwatchtrek oh yes you're right lolz

[Iwatchtrek]

@shorts -_-

[shorts]

@Iwatchtrek sorry i got thumbs up haha

[tlawton49]

@shorts the hot fuzz one is a special feature on the dvd. search hot funk for the rest of them

[lonkavhobune]

I never want to find a stranger in the alps again.

[ggjoe723]

my favorite is the snakes on a plain and the hand me the keys fairy god mother

[gutsdozer]

Die Hard 2 is the best. "JOKE YOU!"



[dapillnow]

you see what happwns when you find a stranger in the alps

[netsurferx1]

"YIPPEH KI YAY, MISTUH FAAHLKON!"

LOL!

[BarbaricGoose]

The "Find a stranger in the alps" bit was actually very well done. I mean the line was shit and made no sense (as usual), but the guy doing the dub actually sounded like Goodman.

[captainsplifford]

@BarbaricGoose It actually was Goodman. The studio allowed the Coens to have the final say over all the tv edits, so the whole cast just went nuts trying to come up with the best ones.

[timmeh1516]

you forgot big worm from friday. "BOY WHAT THE FUNK YOU WANT?"

[JackDaScarecrow]

@timmeh1516 some chili fritos....

[RarEndangeredCrabSpy]

once i called him... air head

[MercCaptCheese]

I'm tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane!

[JakeLaneTV]

PEAS AND RICE!

[gorance2000]

What's that Movie with Simon Pegg in it?

[AlexanderLindell]

@gorance2000 Hot Fuzz

[judd73]

my favorite of all time, from The Professional... Gary Oldman: "I'm tired.... of this mickey mouse bull-squash!" Actually Mickey Mouse was the original line, squash was not :)

[PAO13071]

what move is that aaah my eye scene??(the jesus christ scene)

[ArcticF1re]

@PAO13071 Hot Fuzz

Pretty awesome movie IMO

[PAO13071]

@ArcticF1re thanks broham 8|

[tri400]

@PAO13071 the movie is Hot Fuzz, i think

[WhereThereDude]

LOL. Thats pathetic for the actors. saying all those "flanders" lines. FUCK CENSORSHIP.

[tri400]

@WhereThereDude no, its great, they should release both versions on DVD....so everyone can enjoy.....

[WhereThereDude]

@tri400 go eat pineapple ! lol

[DJbruehl]

I got cut by the pineapple :(

[WoobooRidesAgain]

Actually, you missed a great one from Shaun of the Dead, when Pete confronts them about playing music at "Four-O-Clock in the Funking Morning."

[TehNoun]

Transcribe audio is hilarious for this video. "It's that they didn't call him... castle"

[glittergirljmm]

Good ones!

[BobbyBluntandthafunk]

I believe its find a stranger in the alps

[PAO13071]

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!

[FakavaKiller]

Haha. Peas and rice. :)

[TKDmidgit]

what movie is the peas and rice edit?

[Chernobog2]

@TKDmidgit Shawn of the dean, i think. but they went with "peas and rice" because it was funny, not just for censorship

[Dakkiller1]

@DPxJonasxLova They think youngsters and even us adults are too stupid to notice censorship this way unless its bleeped so they do that because thye believe that us and kids won't even notice

[fraroc]

Your mother throws rocks in wells!

[supah1337B]

YIPPIE KIYAY -MeesterFalcaawwwnPAWWNCH-

[MeanT241985]

the best one is the edit for "strike this mother fucker out" from Major league. Look up "strike this guy out".

[Teh1337bix]

America is so screwed up with censorship.

[Trollaverse]

MR FALCON!! somehow Bruce gained an accent during recording...who knew?

[darkarchangelofdeath]

I don't get why people swear on tv and movies all that much.Every time when I hear jesuscr... ha ha you think I was going to say it? NO WAY!

[AestheticGod]

PEAS AND RICE!

[kucoru16]

what an airhead

[psychopomp88]

I honestly think the Coen Brothers made that the new line just to fuck (sorry "fudge"!) with the censors

[fraroc]

your mother sews socks in hell

[PHILLYHEAT215]

PEAS & RICE!!!

[Johnffrey87]

The tv edit sounded nothing like Willis

[KennYA51]

Why cencoring "jezus christ"?? Is everyone atheist now?

[cb2198]

@KennYA51

Actually I think Christians would be the ones offended by that, since it's using God's name in vain.

[Busher50]

everyone was a good edit until Yippi Kai A.

[CarDela14]

Anybody else eatin' "pineapple"?

[brandonlamchops]

I think the best is in Superbad when the cop says "spread your shit" but on TV its "spread your buisness." it actually made it funnier

[Cliffdogg]

Dude this is awesome.

[thygod]

Total fail for missing "racist melon farmer" from Die Hard with a Vengenace.

[pvtjoker777]

HAHAHA beans and rice

[bteamballer]

what about my name is buck and i'm here to party

[showbizpizzablog]

can you give me a list of movies in order?

[maliakitten]

Once I called him 'Airhead'.....Zing!

[detectivepope]

@maliakitten that's right coo coo head

[mrsnailguy]

whered u get that scar, eatin' pinapple

[benismyusername]

@mrsnailguy shut the fuck up

[DustinKingFilms]

monkey fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane O.o

o another one you should have checked out was Major Payne.