Raytheon Sarcos Modified Ditch Witch

[ak98632]

DEAR SANTA.....

[sx7888]

what would happen if he fap fap fap himself?

[ak98632]

this remind me of MATRIX......

[MoralDecimation]

RAYTHEON SARCOS IVE BEEN WAITING TO SEE THIS FROM YOU GUYS. you have no idea how pleased i am.

[boobsmaster]

now it needs legs, than a bullet resistant cab to stand in, than a phalanx cannon in its arms...

[cadman2300]

How long until the Na'vi declare war on Raytheon? They do hate robotic suits after all.

[jigilowman]

we doom riot robot will kill all of us lol

[1991araaron]

A chair...stand the fuck up you nasty american

[Lightice1]

Hey, it's a Landmate!

[CuteFairyCreature]

Are we going to Pandora to get some unobtanium?

[eimmot]

It's like the robot suit from Aliens, except much bigger and without a cage.

[jaradori]

SCV !!

[altaqqadum96]

This is like the movie from 1990 . I dont remember the name. They progrma the robots to fight in the ring with humans inside them.

[CuervoBlack06]

@altaqqadum96 Robot Jox

[auswolf350]

Put those arms on DARPA's Big Dog and we are dead...we are ALL dead!!!

[Jmhcustoms]

Gundam here we come!

[MrLegendman3]

3:00 SEXISM LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[RecallAP]

@MrLegendman3 No it's not... you fucking idiot, it's the opposite...

[MrLegendman3]

@RecallAP To me it is because he says that women cant work the same as men :D

[RaytheonPwnsYou]

These companies make products to kill people.

[genen15parsent]

これは凄い！

[TPayneNFA]

The radiation at Chernobyl caused their radio controlled robots to malfunction... some went ape shit and drove themselves off the roof, down into the damaged reactor.

[havabighed]

I totally agree with what the sexist guy in the video indirectly implied: Women are weaklings and with this, we can finally make them do the work that men normally do.

[boowonder888]

Put it on your back and wire it to your brain and you are Doctor Octopus.

I saw this first in the first Alien movie(1979). It was science fiction back then.

[spencereng]

You could build a spider walking robot/tank with those arms.

[havabighed]

@spencereng yes.... ever play Command and Conquer?

[samikalastaja]

Create legs and attach two miniguns = shut up and take my money

[denoizer]

Los japos se ríen de esta tecnología.

[CuervoBlack06]

@denoizer Tengo serias dudas de que, ya que cada robot único que hacen son siempre poco práctico e inútil por completo. Tuvieron que comprar un robot de pocas empresas estadounidenses, así como varias empresas europeas sólo para ayudarlos a resolver sus Fukushima porque no tenían nada que pueda.

[Platyscelis]

Классс))) ставьте лайки

[Platyscelis]

Классс)))

[lorenghost90]

Matrix Revolutions??

For Zion!

[warex3d]

Windows XP LOL

[RockSangheal]

I.M.P.R.E.S.I.O.NA.N.T.E!!!!!!­!!!

[evil13rt]

I want one of these so bad that my teeth hurt!

Please, Uncle Sam, buy a few thousand of these instead of more jets.

[blueee812]

マトリックスじゃねーかｗｗｗ　スゲぇ！！

[goldbullet50]

Things need to be made with guts and muscles, not with some goddamn alien :P

[babyjuice06]

All that technology and they forgot to put a chair!

[SgtBaker0707]

its like in matrix

[hilmera0]

Waldo. Not a robot.

[alistautube]

Wow this is incredible! I've wanted something like this ever since I drove my first excavator.

[littlerabbit12341]

transformers0.0！！！

[firemon82]

AVATAAAAAAAAR

[ItThunderbolt]

yay! Finaly the news has something else to do than giving us a death toll every day. I mean seriously.

[shotech1]

more jobs gone!

[FlatlandWulf]

I just put my mech suit on pre-order. :)

[teetertoter3]

Soon enough, they'll just need the robots.

[chousaru]

"bay 12 please"

[FlatlandWulf]

@chousaru

HA, I just watched that the other night. :D

[shearzzz]

i am iron man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Doviux09]

Lifting yourself on the hands, thats what i would try to do first if i got into this thing :D

[teetertoter3]

@Doviux09 And break the equipment, smooth

[Balmungazure]

Deep Striking!

[txdx]

Its a GUMDAM!!

[zandeptrai]

Avatar 

[Cybertronnify]

"Real steel" here i come!

[cougher989]

0:43 WHY DID HE CALL THEM SLAVE ARMS? BECAUSE THEYRE BLACK???

[poxonyourusername]

@cougher989 It's a technical term, referring to the fact that they have no independent movement. Master/slave models are not at all uncommon in various technologies. It's okay, they aren't being oppressed. They don't feel bad about it, and it's not a statement about human slavery.

[TotalScrotal]

This is more like the Power Lifter in Aliens than an SCV, of course half the quotes from SC come from Aliens

[wretchrow]

Finally, a revolutionary robot that's not made in japan!

[robopam]

I want to see a kung-fu master operating it!

[splixt]

i saw this on the movie aliens, they were lifting cargo and fighting the queen with it

[PookieDude1]

"Slave" is a technical term for a device that is controlled by another device or through human input. A computer that has two hard-drives in it often has one "master" drive and one "slave" drive. All it means is that the robot is controlled by the actions of the operator. In the same way, the computer you are using to watch this video is a "slave" machine.

[theheckwithit]

"slave...? does not compute" >(

[KrytakliAklaimd]

FUCK I WANTED THIS FOR CHRISTMAS!! Glad the new anchor gave me the heads up

[tantorecords]

what would happen if he punched himself in the head.... ?

[Faaaaaaaaaaaaz]

@tantorecords I thought about this too))

[Amongoeth]

man this is impressive

[moofrog11]

Calling them "slave arms" is one of the reasons the machines will overthrow us in the future. HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING?!

[thomas8847]

youtube.com/watch?v=a_GhiAKIXu­E&feature=related

[axelspeak]

The ladies love guys with modified Ditch Witches.

[MedraPro3D]

i want a Landmate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rikardosandoval]

That's why i like sci-fi, because it becomes real science.

[aydemircemil84]

very goood :)

[1Oleh2]

The future of Avatar robots is here! ^_^

[oscar6myer]

WOW!

[Glad1kun]

The picture of a guy in the exoscelleton with a rifle made me /facepalm

[menolikietennies]

Gundam?

[ErichoTTA]

Hopefully we won't develop artificial intelligence too smart.

[MrFellanG]

and then the mules will come...

[TheDen785]

now time to wait for aliens , really awesome thing

[vivifyer]

get away from her you bitch!!!

[orika001]

i'm waiting for him to hold up that container van

[yusefdoodie]

Fuck Iron Man.

Gundams.

[killum66]

Throw some machine guns on that shit and we are fuckedd...

[ByronMH]

in the rear with the gear

[SpacemanSpiff23]

How is the Ironman reference higher than the Aliens one?

[IdeasWorthSharing87]

Awesome. Please don't use for war...

[MrWangk]

"You're the boss!"

[Mooklister]

Охренительно!

[goldlion247]

uhhhh slave arms? creepy fucking shit

[Funkylinkfoshow]

Fuck them if they use this shit for war.

[essenceofcool]

i was just waiting for it to do something violent, but it never came.

[spacecarb]

"slave arms" lol really?

[johnello]

lol they hand informateion and techonology so slow to us

[ckkfff]

wow. thats pretty freakin boss.



[TheDnegel]

wow naming the robot slave is just asking for skynet

[MothKing]

@TheDnegel

The robot is not the "slave"; the lower arms are. It's also has a pair of "master" arms. It's a common but antiquated way of describing a hierarchical control system in electronics.

[docmorningstar]

@MothKing

Master/slave is pretty much standard terminology when talking 'bout control systems...

[TheDnegel]

@MothKing I'm sure the robots won't think of that when they gain awareness. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to be in my fallout shelter

[pestyoverlord]

I have the sudden need to go play Deus Ex.

Nano Augs for me in the future though - i like my human body parts.

[Cubanned]

Real life Doc Oc

[ExtraTerrestrials]

one word : AVATAR

[PearsonMike]

SCV Ready to go sir

[megustaface]

If we had a fleet of these on 9/12 there would be a whole lot less people with cancer now.

Rush this shit US gov! Quit fucking around!

[pmuchbro]

OMG ITS AN SCV

[kiyabcs]

Where do I install the anti-tank rifle?

[Chinasawr]

slave arms are big and black....i see what you did there

[Switch756]

Robot slaves. Rigga please

[b3tt3rth4ny0u]

inb4 Doc Oc takes over NY

[DoDatDougieDanny]

And so it begins, Dr. Octopus

[learn54]

We are all dead meat!!

[TerranIsImba]

SCV READY.

[DeltaCommando52]

Thank God, this makes loading palettes so much easier.

[cubeface21]

Mechwarrior.

[lithiiumz]

holy shit it's Avatar.

[SiQstyx]

SCV

[Rorcin]

Of course it's named 'Slave' and it is black...

[merlinfromberlin37]

we're on our way to a real bender bending rodriguez

[ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo]

Well now I feel safe from the Xenomorphs

[ghostalin]

SCIENCE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

[grapetrain1o1]

wadsworth constant applies

[ROFLWOFFL]

Japanese call them Robots, 'Mericans call them slaves....

[blackonosendai]

4 Mexican drag over it faster

[youtubasoarus]

Goliath online.

[araym7]

SCV GOOD TO GO SIR

[Balthty]

And so Avatar's big battlesuits start.

[calebfrederick]

2:59??

They can now make giant sandwhiches??

i'm so confused.........

[imWELCOMEGOHOMEbitch]

That is badass. Think back where we were with robotics 50 years ago, now imagine where we'll be in another 50...

[Vantaqe]

SCV READY

[Takerfan57]

@Vantaqe

What? You run out of marines?

[cellistme]

And never come home....... exhausted.

[Krash1134]

reminds me of the matrix mechs.

[ucanfrenchmyfry101]

Just had to throw that sexist line in the end, "And a woman could work an 8 hour day muscling heavy stuff and never come home exhausted." -- Nice.

[DnXCrypto]

SCV ready to go sir!

[notideNE]

We are one step closer to the AMP suit!

[josephcboggs]

Any coincidence that the "Slave arms" and black?

[HwWGhostManOnThird]

@josephcboggs no it's working without bitching about it.

[ZamoraDZamora]

Upvote if youre down for a robot fight.

[davister80]

i for one welcome our robot overlords

[saM21785]

skynet.. Burn it !

[Mahaney82]

A black slave robot? Yeah, we will be hearing about this for the next 200 years.

[fromstart2finish]

soon-

SARCOS WILL BE ABLE TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS

[jussi123456789]

Why the bulletproof west?

[bobocydis]

i wonder if WBC will picket this?

[SANNAFABICH]

Did this morons learn nothing from Terminator?

[Dea0X]

Ohh yeah girls! He went there.

[AgentRayBans]

We are already calling Robots SLAVES? Do we want them to rebel and kill us or something?

[Tim3492]

Dear Santa..

[madass888]

SCV READY!

[bassamnz]

These things are in the matrix!!!

[suitzoot]

GET AWAY FROM HER YOU WITCH!

[rankaratar]

It is a time of great innovation...

[Jake206ify]

@rankaratar ...and technological advancement

[JohnnyStreets]

I'm pretty sure Batman Beyond predicted this. :D

[zackawwy]

Rockem sockem gundam fights

[AbqHalsey]

0:15 Come at me Bro!

[AbqHalsey]

"This machine will open up job opportunities to women and homosexuals that normally were only open to Negroes and Mexicans."

[iCOOLFACE]

@AbqHalsey uh huh...hmm sure......Cool story bro!

:)

[mrjimmyos]

3.20 - gahhh, dammit

[illustriouschin]

Finally women will be able to lift 400 pound metal pipes in the workplace just like men can.

[DailyIdeas]

@illustriouschin Are you over exaggerating? Go out and look in manual labor work places like construction work, you dont see a SINGLE woman. This machine will change that allowing woman to be just as physically capable of lifting heavy material as men.

[Porly62]

Holy fucking shit. Battletech is COMIN'.!!!!

[AntonGudenus]

Can anybody explain to me why the guy controlling it wears a bullet proof vest?

WTF, like seriously......

[lceus]

Here's an idea. Make legs and a gundam. Seriously, it's TIME NOW!!!!!

[PykohYT]

SKI RESOR-

[Forssa1]

FOR ZION!

[zaqw1111]

i like how he kept saying "slave"