Don Newman: The Movie

[YellowJacketNinja375]

2:26 and onwards: Stephen Colbert: The Movie

[CommanderInTheFlames]

Ah, what a brilliant video. Two never-used methods of playing TF2 (meleeing with Fire Axe and dual Battle Medic with Ubersaw) combined with great music.

[imran8206]

ultimate pyro

[ILikeToShootZombies]

merph murrmmmmmmmy! *de-muffle* heres JOOOOOOOHHNNYY



[Gigaspine7]

I like how he actually seems to dart inbetween minigun bullets.

[nsillitoe1]

You really love cheap kills don't you xD

[CollinxThexHuman]

@nsillitoe1 you sound angry

[nsillitoe1]

@CollinxThexHuman lol no, maybe cheap isn't the word but I'm just saying he's only showing kills with quite unconventional play style. You know, double medic, axing pyro... they arn't very typical. It's more of a funny movie, especially with the epic music. It''s not an airshot or reflection movie.

[CollinxThexHuman]

@nsillitoe1 well, without the context afforded by the internet, it is pretty easy to see your post that way, XD or not. I am glad that you corrected me, rather than explode, as could be often expected of both youtube comments and the internet in general. Also, cheap seems more like using oddjob, or placing stickies all up next to health kits, you know, things that put you at the advantage in an easy and irritating way. This video was just funny because those tactics should not have worked :D

[greatpenguin]

pyro is overpowered

[Bananamatic]

You are playing against some of the biggest derps I've seen...but I still named my fire axe after you.

[Xemphnoid]

your axe montage is credit to team.

[mnyfrsh]

Don, you subjects humbly request a Backscratcher video.

[MrUltraRogers]

killed four heavies with the default axe today. yesterday on medieval i had an eleven kill axe murder spree. thank you don newman for teaching me that primary weapons are unnecessary on the path to true greatness.

[Darklordiban7]

I must say, I'd be extremely afraid to run into Don Newman, with the Degreaser out. God knows he'd dominate people a hell of a lot faster than he already does.

[sounnikoura]

That moment where both players just drop their weapons and go melee. It's is probably one of the best moments in TF2, one that no other games can match.

[milkethefish]

4:01 UboaaaaaAAAAAあああ

[WoodenZigzagoon]

This is inspiring... then crushing.

I will never match this.

[Sacredfire059]

HNNG PYROZ SUK DEY ONLY YOOZ W+M1 LOLOLOLOL

I hope that Don finds all these people who say that and brutally Dominate them.

[Exccentrous1]

And that's what happens when you axe the TF2 cast a question.

Or Medictrain Ubersaw them one, but that doesn't sound as awesome.

[robotcatcrab]

wow, he plays against alot of bad players

but impressive nonetheless

[RoxasGamerKid93]

I hate you, Don Newman. It's your fault the Pyro got nerfed!

[aznargo]

@RoxasGamerKid93 How did the Pyro get nerfed? Reflected stuff are now mini-critted and the CB uses less ammo...

[RoxasGamerKid93]

@aznargo Yes, but the fire is now near-useless. They turned the Pyro into the worst offensive class. To be honest, the Backburner is actually better for attacking now. I don't like it because I've adjusted so well to playing offensive-Flamethrower Pyro, and now my whole play style has to change.

Pyro should be renamed "Aero".

[aznargo]

@RoxasGamerKid93 That's true... bleh, no matter what happens I will never use the BackBurner.

[cyborgtroy]

@RoxasGamerKid93 - Aero doesn't Axtinguish people.

[TheLollercoster]

I don't know what it is, but theres something about ominous Latin Chanting and pictures of extremely serious newscasters that makes me smell an ancient conspiracy.

One that involves pyros.

Somehow.

[civandalic]

And medics

[IeptBarakat]

The uboa spray made my day.

[highlander959]

I tried using the same fighting style as him (running around as a madman swinging an axe) It turns out that using the axe and air-blast, you can dominate whole servers. But it should be noted that he did this movie for fun, and it does not show his entire fighting style.

Gratz on epic music

[SCRuner5h]

I've tried the double medic combo. In my experience, pyros skilled with the airblast can just keep you from getting a shot in.

[DarthiPanda]

You're my freaking hero.

[uunderworld]

Honestly, how is this guy a pro pyro? he's good sure but, i've heard he's the best? noway.

[kshack]

check out "pub-ing with pyro," different style player but amazing nonetheless.

[WoodenZigzagoon]

@uunderworld Who do you think is the best?

[insight1337]

hey, what is the song name?

[violotberry]

-.-Its in the description my good man

[pullahoko]

Don Newman is the 10th class.

[336forlife]

DAN RATHER IS BEST

[pyro3138]

i'm don newman and welcome to the broooooaaadcast

x3

[Sorsakoski]

love the double medic slaughter :D

[Deadgoat]

Don Newman is my hero. Go ATF!

[ZaynahZihoa]

.. What's with the Don Newman guy?

[condorX2]

axe murduer!

[dittbub]

welcome to the brooooadcaaaast

[nate1606gc5]

I played against him when he was a scout, he owned me D: I tried to kill him but he was too strong!!!

[DirtySammy007]

mind if you pm me the ip address where he play in? thanks :D

[akorantastic]

The Don Newman videos are amongst the greatest frag videos I have ever seen.

[kilermitko]

come on :\ its cool but i mean its not that cool

[awesome87]

YO DON NEWMAN, IMMA HAPPY FOR YOU, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT etc. etc.

[The1stguy1]

I think I played against you a month or two ago... it was terrifying

[dunch34]

Taking WM1 to a new meaning. This one being full of respect.

[GnudgeModerator]

Hah, I started playing this only ax style after I watched this video. Incredibly fun, pisses off both your team and the enemies.

[See05239]

You rock.

[Cornbinks]

Lumberjack: Kill 3 enemies with your axe.

Clearcutter: Kill six enemies with your axe.

Newmanned: Kill enough enemies with your axe that they flee when you approach.

[Psychopathman12]

Heeeeeeere's Donny! :P

[ImpossivelSonho]

Spectacular! Don may very well be the most legendary Pyro in existence!

[Answerer7000]

Agreed.

[tanshaocloud]

I lol'd when he did an ubersaw uber tag team.

Great job!

[luiohh]

epic music + news clips = win video

[igob8a]

Excellent video, just the low settings and only HQ makes the text a bit hard to see.

[ziiipfelzweeerg]

what are you video settings ? the player models look a bit dull.Does this make the performance better?

[doomedwatermelon]

dxlevel 8 or 8.1, might be 8.2

[Annaleebie]

I'd be more impressed if you didn't get, like, two kills in a row then cut to something else. You died in all the quick cuts, presumably.

[psycho771]

Maybe, but then again what frag video does not do that?

[Kamon137]

Damn it, Don Newman, where do you play? I want to learn the way of your pyro.

[blastedt]

The ATF clan server. The hostname is "ATF Humpaholics Anonymous".

[SFA33]

Your ass is just sore because you get killed by them much. Come back when the swelling does down!

[WriterUnit32]

If you get killed by the 'noobass' backburner, you let a pyro get behind you. What the fuck.

[Skooma714]

This guy is pro as fuck

[CoreMarine]

what the fuck type of pyro are u? Its like u have the spies cloak ability to sneak up on people and then the heavies health if u kill people like this no problem. Killing a heavy medic pair twice and both times u killed the heavy first? (wasnt paying attention to the second time) Can i please have ur luck so i too can run around with a melee and kill people? T.T

[JinTopazGames]

He's Don Newman! D:

[Deses]

BEHOLD!

[Bobajango13]

Wow, never wan't to get in your way. Amazing :D

[Coliskiller]

If I ever see you running around when i'm playing Tf2, I'll be fucked.

[RtrGlitcher]

you sir are an AXE SAMURAI!

[ZoinkkiR]

OH-MY-GOD! AXE WIELDING MANIAC!

[soulsucker97]

what song is that?

[TheDanishBadger]

Fundamentum - Lesiem

[Yadorankun]

Don newman : the opera

[Feraltine]

This guy's awesome, he nearly hadoukened me in the back 'till I turned around at the last second and rocketed him.

[TheDanishBadger]

Be a man use your shovel! >:(

[Feraltine]

I couldn't help it. That axe gives me nightmares. xD

[Mik3Easter]

I <3 you, Don Newman. Incidentally, I've got a short video clip of you (pyro) owning me (spy), if you want it.

[TheDanishBadger]

Upload it!

[Mik3Easter]

Done.

[GnudgeModerator]

Heh, I'm guessing if he played on a server with high latency, he wouldn't do as well as he's doing right now. Never the less, newman is awesome.

[xLuky]

wow, holy fuck

a fully revved heavy with a medic couldnt even take on a pyro with an axe?

[palehorse864]

Pyro behind you.... NOOOOOOO

[undrtakr900]

haha I remmeber when double-uber-medic was actually effective when the update first came out.

[Yuralz]

Bad players are bad. What else is new?

[rebelx21]

dont know why everyone is giving you thumbs down, cause thats basically whats happening here. bad players are in fact very bad

[Mantafirefly]

Your enemies suck if they die to such simple tactics. I mean, the very idea of taking down a heavy with a medic is impossible if the heavy has ANY ability.

Find a better server, take your game up a level.

[Njnetsfan15]

IMpossible? lol Looks like you might need to find a better server. Heavy medics aren't that hard to take down. It's basically all about taking out the medic, fake retreating, then ambushing the heavy.

[DrowningVoice]

Ever actually played on an ATF server? No? Then I suggest you don't advise "finding a better one".

It's easy enough to say Don is just whipping noobs until you actually play him, and then get relentlessly dominated.

Then you get to find out who's the one with ANY ability.

[geeman4]

Indeed an inspiration to suicidal Pyros and hilarious Medics everywhere. Have only succeeded once, but goddamn it, Uberchains are amazing!

[dannyVulture]

true beauty

[Dabeeble]

Lol. You must really piss off some of the other players that you own.

[fapnoob]

LOL the demoman asking for uber and exploding at the door

[Sterlonian]

DAMN IT NEWMAN!!!

[Modgraham]

hahahaha

brooooad cast

[TinRoofTed]

Ah, Newman. This sums up all the reasons one should fear thee, for it tells all of the masked news anchor with the axe of fire and the laugh of smarmy. Let it be known that the day of Newman is now! Call it from the rooftops, leave no person unaware!

But seriously, man. Awesome stuff.

[twitcher64]

And let it be told of a legendary newscaster, who with one swipe with his meticulously designed surgical saw could rend the life and limb from his opponents

[bodo635]

just pwning noobs with crit axe ...

[GManNickG]

yup

[dannyVulture]

and that's all you gonna do, WOOO!

[j01tz0r]

HAIL CANADA

[thea1mweb]

1/5 starrs for those random ass clips...wtf?

[luvmsiahatethegov]

This guy only uses airblast, axe and flaregun when playing pyro. You should check out how he rocket jumps using an enemy's rocket.

[Yuralz]

Every single player you killed should quit TF2 now.

[CoRbrave]

now the real question is, is the Don Newman a news reporter with a double chin!?!

[PandaSgt]

OMG ITS DON NEWMAN!! lol i love fighting you in the server, the only times i could probably get u are when im sniper. U have caused a huge wave of Don Newman wannabes in the server. Course none are ever good as you

[CardboardBlueMage]

Woah, another axe loving Pyro. I too am learning the ways of the axe. Maybe we'll meet some time. I'm no Don Newman, but I'm learning.

For all sakes and purposes a dub you Axe Ranger Blue.

-AXEMAAAAAN

[filmguru]

Are you kidding?! That's what MADE it so awesome!

[Makinoija]

Yeah, that's Don Newman.

[PandaSgt]

dude his player tag is Don Newman, y would he not put them in?

[electricbadger]

I love doing the double medic uber. The other team never expect it. Unless you do it all the time, of course.

Anywho, great video. Makes me want to play.

[chibichibininjachibi]

Yeah luckily me and Don did that before the Compressive air blast update. Good times!

[mf91007]

You are an inspiration

[Fyist]

The double medic part was awesome.

[hl2mukkel]

music?

[hl2mukkel]

oops sry i see it in description :D

[Andman02]

Don Newman FTW!!!!

Zuko

[Slykillrs]

you are god among medics and pyros

-=CBS=-ArchitsAcc

[roarbaa7]

hahahahah wow i search don newman to see the real news reporter and one of the first videos is mr. don newman from tf2. thanks for making my day

Dispenser (ROARbaa)

[RobotChicken1]

BROADCAST

Also, your graphics are pretty ace, Don.

--Robutt Chicken

[cbslabel87]

Don Newman you are a god among men ... A GOD I TELL YOU!

Chawk

[Kajara7]

(Nobody)

Man, I didn't know you guys made a Don Newman movie. AWESOME!

[chibichibininjachibi]

It was more Don than anything ^^;. He secretly recorded our deaths without us knowing D: The uber chain in the end was me (El Mex) and him though!

[desiccant]

You're awesome Don, wish you could have put the "It must have been a bit embarassing" bit in. I wonder if you killed me at all in those clips.

Chimp Feet

[Shazamatazz]

Axe Sammiches and Uberpotaters For all!

ATF_The Hair

[o0tron0o]

i have killed the Newman, but only after he axed me the question...

r_i'm a lobster Moo

[BrickInTheHead]

Too bad you didn't get a demo of when I was healing you and you jumped into a crowd (I forget what map) critted one guy, and got out

That was fucking awesome

Still think that Betty > Ubersaw :/

[Psychochaos3]

That's just Awesome.

DON NEWMAN!!!

DarkRyter.

[SoTiredSoBored]

<333

ATF_Mad Hattie

[HermanCHS04]

very nice, Don

ATF_Hermanator

[Munkiefan]

awesome!

mikay p :)

[Legokiller1273]

oh my lord don that was pure glory.

u need to become part of the family! ^^

-Legokiller

just wait i'll ubersaw u soon

[Midnightbong0]

BEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE GODLIKE

Quantumfear

[Tykell]

Why didn't you use my goddamn footage

[atfgriff]

So awesome!

[SPSsubmission]

New popular TF2 strategy: The Medic Tandem

[nimofitze]

Hilarious stuff. I remember the beginning of all of these shenanigans :p

-Indrid

[OmniDevil777]

That was Epic! What was the name of the song used?

[geblah187]

Truly epic, i'm sure some of those axe kills were me ... totally worth it :)

We love you, Don Newman!

ATF_Iowerth

[Alecandstuff]

Boogity that was recorded before you sent it to me <3, the ubersaw stuff is the only recent material I've used.

[lipunpun]

Hello I'm Don Newman.

Welcome to the brawdcast.

-MANIC!

[dreadedspirit]

Don Newman.

Man.

Myth.

LEGEND.

-TwoToe

[boogityboy]

Pure awesome. Don is the MAN. But where's his Betty skin! :D

[thevirtu]

Glorious.

[vetta2000]

Whats with the news guy?

[chibichibininjachibi]

First view and first post. Great work Don! Keep up the Axe-ing.

-El Mex