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  • what the fuck is wrong with her arms?......its gross

  • Epic!!!!

  • "I haven't kissed a girl in a few years"

    Cut to several womans in the audience

    ...Wait, what?

  • Such a smart comeback!

  • when Madonna spoke about kissing girls, the camera panned to Salma Hayek !

  • "I haven't kissed a girl in a few years"

    Epic response!

    LOL

    I love Madonna and Ricky Gervais, they are awesome!

  • What happened to Elton's teeth?

  • "She's just like a virgin... COUGH"

    "If I'm just like a Virgin"

    Oh Madonna are you just as stupid as you are untalented at Directing?

  • Ricky Gervais is such a dick! I can't stand him urghhhhh

  • They're friends!!!!!

  • Madonna is looking quite amazing these days

  • @bodyconexion It's not that she's old it's that she acts as if she's 20.

  • madonna 1 ricky gervais 0

  • @greenmatrix151023387 That streak at the end was Ricky fleeing. Game,set, match for the chubby little loser!

  • @duchampfitz

    well said

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  • @bodyconexion thats what makes you ignoran, bland, fat and disabled

  • @xoDann Sir, he is a loyal subject of the state of Ignora.  That is what makes him an Ignoran.

  • *facepalm* What a shit comeback... honestly I don't know why the celeb even bother with trying they all fail so hard. He's a COMEDIAN, you can't win.

  • Ricky's run was the best part!

  • poor, POOR celebrities! they really needed the virgin to make a comeback to the awesomeness of a host that is ricky gervais (although a very VERY poor comeback - what a pathetic try - lol!) ... if they want the show to be about them so much, why diffuse it live?! RICKY's got the right idea ... making the show friggen awesome for us - don't celebrities realize we don't buy into their "we're perfect" shit? hehehe...

  • Chris tuckers face top right at 0:49. Pahaha.

  • I like Selma Hyek's reaction about Madonna's girl kissing. Maybe she would test those waters, right Maria Conchita Lupita Sarita?

  • LOL omg she's so bitchy!!!!! I LOVE HER <3!!!!

  • ELTON JOHN IN OE OF THE UGLYIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD

    

  • @caduteacher why?

  • Don't understand why people think there was anything sinister about this, it seemed like scripted playing around to me and do you really think Madonna could be unerved by anybody? Get real

  • Madonna is good looking, but her personality has always made her so unattractive to me. So self-important, its like she needs to retain social status and respect at all times. I mean Rickys a fucking comedian but because she's so self-important she acts as though there's an actual conflict or genuine hostility/attack on her social status. She represents one of the main problems with modern American culture, as do a lot of the Celebrities in these shows. Too self important to even take a joke.

  • @Supaduck0

    if you're some up and coming person that's understandable.. but when you're one of the most culturally significant people of the last 30 years i think it's ok to tolerate

  • wow 0:43..Madonna is in the eye behind...the eye of what?...well the eye of horus...the all seeing eye..even the stage is designed like that nowadays...the world is turning darker than black (: illuminati is watching you!..especially 'the eye'

  • Fuck You Madonna.... Elton is the winner

  • @littlemonster1902 nope Madonna is the winner, and yes I'm also a LITTLE MONS†ER..but hey let's be real here...Madonna still is the best!!!!...not because she said that Lady GaGa was reductive that you have to take Elton's side...the key to life: Be real! (:

  • @littlemonster1902 KKK..NO HE'S NOT!

  • JUST ADORABLE. LOVE YOU!

  • lol its kinda true because ricky is kinda feminine/dykish

  • 'not you elton"

  • I can't understand if someone doesn't like a video...just move the F on stop wasting valuable type space by writing dumb ass comments...Remember...Jealousy is admiration turned inside out!!! People that can't say anything nice are usually the jealous ones because they just can't contain themselves!!!

  • Elton John did not look impressed

  • you better run guy ,old ugly women are perverse !

  • @BALPROM Go wash your crack you stupid runt!!!

    

  • @MrTiggerr8

    it seems that all madonna's fans have la tourette syndrom !

  • madonna kicked his fat ass simple. she has done loads more than him... idiot abroad!!! he could put himself in that!!! as the idiot at GG's

  • Why isnt Ricky Gervais circumcised... because there's no end to that prick

  • she's kinda angry as she walk on the stage... anyway, she shure know how to respond to provocation ^^

  • Watch out Lady Gaga. That's who you'll be dealing with this year.

  • Not exactly the queen of improv!

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  • when madonna tried to make the comeback i just rolled my eyes. when ricky came back running passed, i loled

  • @wdsa8d Yep-she is so wooden, it is obvious that exchange was planned before-hand and written out for her to read.

  • hahahaha she just called ricky gervais a girl! 

  • @markt804 hahahahaha I have the sense of humour of a 6 year old hahahaha

  • MADONNA IS PERFECT AND POWERFUL

  • Run Ricky run!

  • ONE & ONLY MADONNA  for 3 decades!!!!!!!!

  • Madonna is hands down the most talented Queen of Pop! Ricky Gervais on the other hand will dissapear in time......

  • @yorgos666 he will fuck!!!

  • now THAT'S a joke!

  • Just like Madonna. this never gets old:)

  • oh jeez, I hope I never get zinged by madonna. what a wit she has!

  • Hahahaha @ #Seawolfe59 's grumpy, loltastic rants (maybe he needs to go to that hack lame-ass copycat Gaga producer.. he has a store of "old lady meds".. apparently.. hahaha!)

  • @brushpicks23 The title of this video should just say Madonna is a joke.

  • @brushpicks23 Do you mean the copycat Madonna? Grace Jones/Marilyn Monroe wannabe.

  • @jethrodassam

    Oh, you.. sooo clueless about pop music and art like so many others. LOL

    Madonna REFERENCED Monroe and turned Monroe's imagery into something different: a woman fully in charge with her sexuality and NOT a victim, and gave such imagery a powerful new currency that broke barriers. That's MADONNA. Gaga just... reductively COPIES, nothing MORE but forever LESS! Hahaha.. And Grace Jones? LOL.. copying GJ is Gaga's other specialty, dear..

  • Sizzlin' hot (and super cool, at the same time) Queen Madonna OWNS the Golden Globes night!

    And you haters are having your panties in a twist!!! You must be feeling Elton's envy-itis pain!!!

    Hahahahaha!!

  • @brushpicks23 You aren't seriously comparing the rock legend Elton John to that nothing Madonna, are you? LMFAO!!!

  • @jethrodassam ???????????Are you kidding us right?????? Madonna is an INTERNATIONAL artist ...INTERNATIONAL.....not a local celebrity....How stupid it is to compare a local celebrity to an international artist? And say that the local celebrity is better...lolololololol

  • @jethrodassam

    No need to compare as Elton couldn't POSSIBLY begin to hold up to Madonna's stature and magnificence, him being a NOTHING all these years save for feuding with others and making corny Disney elevator music. Elton John isn't even a writer himself, relying on Bernie Taupin for that. Madonna is a waaay bigger legend, right up there with only the Beatles and Elvis for company, the greatest female music star and one of the 25 most powerful women of the century. So, Elton WHO? ;)

  • @brushpicks23 only a women would overrate Madonna's career that much. Get back in the kitchen lovey and stick to arguing with your carrots while you chop them. Make me my dinner.

  • @Soloxable

    Only misogynist toads belittle Madonna's gigantic accomplishments. Go back to your cave and have bugs for dinner.

  • @brushpicks23 only hideous, hagged old women try to put Madonna (their likeness idol) on a pedastal. How's 'dem sandwiches coming on?

  • Wow, make up can do wonders. Without it she looks like shh--.

  • DIVINA.......E' MADONNA!!!!!!

  • botox!

  • stupid jokes, smart answer. we love the real woman - MADONNA

  • The Queen of Pop... NO Elton not you, Sit down! She's a real woman, WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... they should have been mad about that, hehe..

  • scripted and poor delivery! Bitch, please...

  • I love when Ricky runs past.

  • don't tease th Queen cause she knows how to answer!

  • @drbeautyqueen Fail comeback if you ask me. Even a child can make that joke. On the other hand, Ricky running at the end was the ultimate re-comeback. That was fucking hilarious.

  • @91joelt to me it was cool.. to you was fail! That's why we have democracy in Youtube and can speak our mind! and to those who started a fight about M and Elton.. plz guys! Both are incredible artists and huge stars!!! There's no need for comparison! It just HAPPENED that M wrote a better song this time. Next time it will be Elton and so on!

  • @drbeautyqueen Well, good luck to you. Keep on worshiping "M" the huge star (huge biceps if you ask me).

  • @91joelt Thank you my dear... Good luck to you too... Oh! Perhaps you didn't read that I also say good things about Elton. As u see, I am a fan of Madonna but I am not a blind person. I can recognize good artists and there is not only Madonna in my life. Probably u have sth personal with M. Anyway, thanx for sharin' ur opinion with me, u gave me sth to ignore all the week long! bb!

  • @91joelt no one else had a comeback but her... they did but this was hilarious!!! dipshit!

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  • @jejejesus2 You must be American

  • Leave the jokes to the comedians love... the kitchen's thatta way!

  • i jsut had to laf at what she says loooooool

    and then him running in the back so funny

  • Madonna is sooo cool ; ) girl ricky is funny ;D

  • hahaha madonna is classic but ricky owned with the sneaky run.

  • Madonna...you are scary and not funny or cool anymore. Stay home please. Thank you.

  • Madonna -- you are not funny. Ricky you are.

  • OMG is that SMG???

  • what the fuck was madonna on? 'you're a girl ricky!' what a fucking shit comeback. 'if i'm just like a virgin...' HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC MORON! what a fucking whore. she ruined music by making it pornography.

  • @bentnob

    Making music pornography???? And what are you doing to the English language? dumbing it down ?

  • @SuperSimonuk lets put it this way, ricky gervais is the funniest man ever to exist hands down, he has a first degree in philosophy at university college oxford (which in case you are not from the uk is a FUCKING good uni) and he swears an awful lot, so no, i would say that using profanity is not only completely apt in relation to the cultural holocaust that is 'mad on her' (karl pilkington), but that it by no means relates to 'dumbness'.

  • @bentnob

    uhm.. re-read your post and then look at the mirror.. and "moron" is what you'll see ;)

    He was "being sarcastic" and so was she.. All in good fun for both.. Now, it's YOU who take it seriously and misunderstand. wtf. Hahahaha

  • which post? i have two here. if she was being sarcastic then her joke still doesn't make sense. if she was admitting that she is about the furthest thing from a virgin it is possible to be, then what did she invite ricky to do about it? turn back time? perform vaginoplasty? give her a chastity belt and a ball gag so she can't go around albatrossing everyone she comes across? or simply putting a bullet in her diseased brain? i favour the latter

  • @bentnob

    Hahahaha.. I really think your knob is bent! If you CAN'T get the humor or the entendres of Gervais' and Madonna's banter, then that's YOUR fault. Tutoring you, methinks, is just a waste of effort..

    And your wistful violence is so.. telling.. reminding me of how much of a WINNER Madonna is!

  • @brushpicks23 i get it, it's just that gervais is a comedian whereas madonna is a joke.

  • She is a GODESS! She has more BALLS than any man or woman in the world!

  • @Kongkos she certainly has balls.

  • who is running in the back at the end? ahah

  • @Dion89live ricky running away from having to kiss the living dead

  • @bentnob looooooool

  • @Dion89live It's Ricky ;-D

  • @91joelt hahaha oke

    loool

  • her arms sure look her age

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  • @91joelt well nobody did so shut it LOL

  • LOL. Fantastic replay by Madonna:-)

  • @HA0NA0N Fail comeback if you ask me.

  • Hahahaha touche

  • Im a huge Ricky fan and I hate Madonna....good for her, there's nothing wrong with a joke...

  • @peterlohnes1 you hate madonna and like ricky you have no taste

  • @davidrollercoaster ya that made a lot of sense, idiot

  • That joke was lame though. She called Ricky a girl. What so she thinks less of her own sex than men? lol

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  • i don`t care if it was scripted or not! it really was funny period!

  • lol

    

  • haha

  • Ricky's response was great to this hahahahah, running away like that was hilarious, but who could blame him?

  • Death look at 0:25 !!

  • Death look at 0:25

  • For me she rules.

    

  • haha elton you suck

  • Queen is BACK! 

  • I loved her reply to Ricky Gervais! lol

  • Go on Madonna, make your face move

  • haaa haaa haa, nice try Madonna....nice try but humor is not for everyone ...except it was too dry to be funny...

  • she is beginning to look siamese due to all the pulling on her face

    i bet she fucks real hard

  • her boobs look like an ass...

  • Is it just me or is Madonna still hot? Isn't she like 200?

  • @ChronoTriggerMusic its just you.... have you seen those arms?? come on man you nastttyyyy

  • @ChronoTriggerMusic i think its just u

  • @valverde151 Idk, I have 9 thumbs up, so someone else agrees.

  • @ChronoTriggerMusic Very hot!

  • @ChronoTriggerMusic well if she is i want to be 200 too

  • @ChronoTriggerMusic Hot? SHES A FUCKING CORPS MAN

  • @ChronoTriggerMusic ewwwwwww

  • Fuck you all Madonna haters! This is her year motherfuckers 2012 recognize biatches!! She threw it back at Ricky and that old faggot Elton "he is not relevant anymore" John!

  • Epic face at 0:08

  • jajajajajaja andele pendejo jajajaj

  • She was trying to be funny like Ricky Gervais, but she does not have the wit to pull it off.

  • Madonna is so underappreciated, everyone makes fun of her, I'd be just as defensive as she

  • I loved the round of applause when she served her sarcasm right back at him - what a good sport she is, she has a sense of humor, this was great. *and to those that said it was horribly delivered, lets see you get up on stage in front of millions and execute something perfectly, don't hate on Madonna.

  • @EL1332 Well, were you counting those who applauded? Obviously, not that much if you're really watching and listening. Fail comeback if you ask me. A child makes that joke all the time. Ricky running at the end was hilarious!

  • Ricky should have said "Elton, sit down" again when she said she hadn't kissed a girl in a few years. I mean, he already deserves a fucking massive statue, but if he had done it, I would start working on the statue right now.

  • I haven't kissed a girl in a few years... on TV. =P

  • Yeah she's d QUeen !!

  • Typical Hollywood trash talk. Childish and insulting to the intelligent portion of the audience. Isnt it time for you to grow up Madonna? Isnt it time for our culture to see how terrible immature it is to behave this way? Very sad.

  • @SeaWolfe59 Joke: A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter.

  • @luke0451

    Funny, I didnt hear anything that resembled a joke. Just an old pop-star trying to get her name in the tabloids with some scripted adolescent comment.

  • @SeaWolfe59 immature: that's how a funsucker person calls a funny person....she continued with the joke that ricky started, I don't see nothing immature on that... immature would have been if she hadn't said nothing about it...

  • @nachtschatten93

    "Funsucker"...Assuming its fun to watch an older pop-singer spill out tired sexual inuendo fit for no more than an 8th grader. Is this really what the main stream viewer wants to see and hear? If it is, its an excellent barometer of where we are as a society...and where we're heading.

    By the way, some advice...work on your English/syntax.

  • @SeaWolfe59 and..what's the problem if an old person makes a joke about sex??? hahah maybe my english is not good, but your argument is worse, as I said before, the joke began before, she just continued with it...and I think that it doesn't matter how old are you, you can make jokes if you want, so, your comment about the "older pop singer" is out of place

  • Ricky Gervais and Madonna can make all the *stupid* jokes they want. Im not arguing that.

    Its all about the audience and the timing. To me, this kind of nonsensical rhetoric doesnt belong on prime time television. The "joke" was scripted, poorly delivered, and low-class. An 8th-grader would make jokes like this. This is how they see their audience's mentality...worthy of adolescent sexual inuendo. How sad.

  • @SeaWolfe59 ok, I see your point...for me, it was just a joke and I agree, it was not funny, but I think you're making so much drama...how sad that a person like you, who "seems to be more complex or more intelligent" is here, talking about a non-important joke made by these people

  • Madonna's scripted joke was terribly delivered...

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  • hilarious... timeless... madonna...

  • ooo elton john did not look happy