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  • Chuck Norris is my childhood hero , he is modest and such he is the best man alive :D

  • Come on, if Chuck Norris was real, I would not be able to finish this sen

  • Chuck Norris is the Christopher Nolan version of Robin.

  • Chuck norris once visited France and took a casual bike ride. He won the Tour de France.

  • HOLY SHIT ITS REAL I FELT IT! THE EARTH IS TREMBLING! :@@@

  • Definately not fake and gay. I was one the people running on that movie clip that was real.

  • There's the proof nuf said

  • Totally fake. Chuck Norris is cool, but there is no way he can move the earth push ups. Only Jesus could do that.

  • @WillBeard4 After this comment you suddenly hear *knock knock* on the door...

  • jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can push the earth down......this is from a christian, lol. its a joke dude.

  • He looks like a real nice and humble guy

  • So thats why my room shaked...

  • chuck norris' kids are probably going to have the best life in school, because if u mess with his kids, u mess with chuck norris. and u do NOT want to mess with chuck norris.

  • 8 people suffered permanent injuries from Chuck Norris pushing the Earth down.

  • chuck norris once roundhouse kicked an indian guy.. and the guy lost his indian accent.....

  • I want that shirt, anyone knows where can I get it from ?

  • UFOs are not curious about Earth. They come to earth for only one purpose - Chuck Norris.

    Every time Chuck Norris jumps, the earth moves one mile closer to the sun.

    The first law of physics is : Chuck Norris

    Nothing can run faster than light speed except for...Chuck Norris

    Whenever end of the world was going to happen, Chuck Norris stopped it. That's why all past prophecies failed.

  • @kindaAtomic ever seen walker texas ranger?

  • one man tried to rape chuck norris ... today his descendants are known as "woman"

  • Chuck did have his own tv show. It was called Walker, Texas Ranger.

  • comment removed by Chuck Norris

  • Chuck Norris once round house kicked Bruce lee and a week later he died.

  • (if u like Bruce Lee do not read)

  • the only one can beat chuck norris his name's bruce lee the dragon warrior

  • the last time he did this, japan got levelled by an earthquake

  • I saw this in the book were he sent the video to a dieing kid and before he sent it, he prayed for him.

  • c.N. wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes

  • he got it about his jokes and this makes him sympatic

  • So Chuck Norris and a mortal woman....does this mean their children are Demi-Gods?

  • If any one douted the power if chuck Norris this is Prof

  • he should be the leader of the justice league

  • @MyNamesAlan Chuck Norris is the true leader of every known country, organization, and group. Those of whom we call "leaders" are his mere second-in-command.

  • HAHAHA The end!!! 

  • so thats wat caussed japans tsunami

  • JESUS CHRIST I FELT THAT WATCHING THE VIDEO!

  • Cuck norris went to Japan for a pushup contest. A massive 9.0 erthquake and a tsunami occored as a result, killing thousands of Japanese and coasting billions of dollars in damage. To say chuck norrise won would be an understaitment.

  • now we know what caused the earthquake in japan damn you chuck lol

  • @xXShadowKageXx Shit I wrote the comment above then I look down to see someone beat me too it.

  • The 7 people who click the dislike button must be dead now

  • @imnotlex It wasnt the people.....it was the earthquake....it crashed the pcs :P

  • If you dont know Chuck Norris then you dont believe in God

  • look how happy he feels with a million nerds at his feet.

  • just found this on the internet.. theres really a 5.3 earthquake.. its true

    emsc - csem . o r g / Earthquake / earthquake . p h p ? i d = 143423

  • @HawxTeamDelta or just do the math ( Chuck Norris x Pushup = Earthquake )

  • I came for the family guy clip

  • i have that book i just read the page about it

  • no one is cooler than chuck norris

  • Chuck norris just made a push up. There was no survivers

  • chuck norris is infact jackie chans stunt double

  • R.I.P. Nick

  • he looks great for a 70 year old lol.

  • That is one way to make a profit by selling Chuck Norris Facts T Shirts Chuck Norris would make allot of money.

  • I love the reason why he made this video.

  • Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

  • @MrChinkster10 Okay, that made me laugh!! Thanks!

  • Chuck Norris ended the call of duty black ops veteran with a knife and no respawn

  • @cesarmijail did he use knife? I thought he stared everyone to death?

  • i dont get it so who is chuck norris

  • @009millwall you just got roundhouse kicked by chuck norris and you didnt even know it

  • @009millwall Chuck Norris is God's bully. Satan don't know shit.

  • thumps up if you think chuck norris shoud have his own tv show

  • @kindaAtomic WTR doesn't count?

  • @kindaAtomic Walker Texas Ranger?

  • @kindaAtomic "Walker, Texas Ranger", which is the best TV show ever!

  • @MrNorrisVideos I think he means like... Where the chuck norris facts are facts...

  • woah......did a continent explode, or is chuck norris working out?

  • 5 people who disliked this where on the international space station and didn't feel the trimmers so they don't understand.

  • @Armageddon1986 what ? -_-

  • @Yaaaaaahh lol idk

  • By pushing the earth down he even makes the sun wobble. 

  • i love the cartoon part =D

  • heres a fact chuck norris is old as fuck!

  • Dear Chuck,

    Thanks a pantload...

    Sincerely,

    Haiti

  • so thats what i felt in 2009

  • When Chuck Norris calls his service provider...They speak English.

  • Chuck spars with the kraken, liam neeson, and the leviathan twice per week to stay in shape

  • O chuck haha

  • he was shot after this video

  • I felt that quake from NY and that was the only earthquake I've ever felt!

  • LOL

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :D

  • im so disy!!

  • Chuck Norris showed Captain Falcon how to do his Falcon Punch.

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  • I OWN THAT BOOK IT IS AWSOME

  • If chuck norris became president he wouldnt live in the white house, he would live in the round house.

  • Chuck Norris isn't 70 years old, he is 70 years YOUNG!

  • i whonder what happened to the 2 people who disliked this

  • @2PacEminem3002 what people? they no longer exist.

  • Nice job chuck, but Is it that boy that was doing it? you were moving up, he was not.

  • Five bucks Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the two people that clicked dislike.

  • this is why there is a big oil spill and a hatti had an earth quake

  • Every notice how Chuch has such positive energy and influence? He must be a good guy in real life.

  • I own a book Chuck Norris wrote.

  • @HemlockLegend its called the bible

  • @HemlockLegend I guess you got a round house kick right after you opened the front cover hehehehe I'm just kidding, Peace Out! :)

  • those kids will grow up to be wwe champions lol

  • @CapitanoGUC yea im sure ThePain72 did his magical rain dance in your mom's vagina. she probly enjoyed that storm. stop being racist you stupid fuck. go eat a dick

  • Everyone acts like he's so badass.., he looks like a nice man

  • @BoLTReMiiX Sounds like he is too if you read the book. =^)

  • aah your the best chuck I salute you

  • so the quack in haitti was Chuck Norisses fault ???- that bastard !!!

  • @CapitanoGUC then what caused New Orleans devastation?

  • @ThePain72 that were the negros them self .... - too much rain dancing and stuff ....:-D

  • @CapitanoGUC i'm black, f.y.i. so i'm a negro to you know

  • @ThePain72 hehehe - so you must know how youre people caused the hurican .....:-D

    just admit it - you did a bit of rain dancing - did you ???? :-D

  • i fucken knew it!! he caused haiti

  • Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.x]

  • OH FUCK....O_o

  • LOL if he can make money whit this.

    I admire his sense of humor.

  • whats so great about chuck norris again though and u cant blame me for not knowing

  • @klondikezappy he was like the first sorta super hero u know like terminator and shit

  • in year 2012 chuck norris shall fight mr.T to decide which one of them is stronger, scientists say that it can lead to the end of the world

  • @bulldogg1111 thats the best damn chuck norris fact ive heard yet did you make that one?

  • @wikidassklown15 yeah :D

  • Thats how the earthquakes in Haiti happened!

  • I wish i knew Chuck Norris

  • Chuck Norris had sex with a hooker in a semi truck, some of is semen spiled on the truck. Today we know that truck as Optimus prime

  • To this day, R.I.P. Hooker...

  • Awesome...Its cool to see he's such a good sport. Not to many famous guys like that.

  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

  • Chuck Norris does not age, age Chuck Norrises

  • @ReaganSmash1087 Touche.

  • made me LOL seriously

  • He must be working out alot due to his turning 70, 'cause we're getting a bunch of earthquakes this year.

  • @dodge69874 lolll

  • Thought he was dead =[[[[[

  • he can't die, the grim reaper is to afraid of him

  • Happy Punch Your Way Out Of Your Mother's Womb Day, Chuck Norris.

    Note that he pushed so hard that people's haircuts turned 1990's style. Chuck digs the 90s.

  • nobody fuck with chuck norris...not even stewie

  • Happy Bday Chuck Norris! He's the reason y there were two earthquakes of such high magnitude. He's gonna cause the end of the world

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK!!

  • Happy Birthday Chuck.

    Stephen Oliver.

  • when chuck norris and bruce lee fought the world ended and chuck norris had to restart it

  • Happy Chuck Norris Day =D

  • NO wonder there was a 7.5 and a 8.8 magnitude earthquake this year

  • @Kiyoshiwanke5 lmao

  • @Kiyoshiwanke5  hahahhahahahahahahah

  • i found this because I'm reading the Official Chuck Norris fact book. Chuck Norris has done many things for many ppl and thts a very good reason to be jealous of him ;-) hehehe

  • i read about that fact!! i have the chuck norris facts book...nice video!!

  • No wonder there was an earthquake that day.

  • Ha Ha Ha Ha

    A Must have!!!!!!

  • Physically, it's just a matter of reference frames. There's no difference between moving yourself up and moving the Earth down.

  • I have that book, and there is a story behind why he made this video, and it is such a sad story.

  • Nice~

    Got this from Air1 too. XD

  • World......PWNED!

  • haha air1 told me to go here. thats pretty awesome. haha

  • saw this in Air1 newspage XD

  • It's funny cause it's true!

  • HAHA!

  • so goood!

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