chuck norris isnt real. if he was he would use his "magical badassness powers" and come smash my face against the key board right now. see it didnt happ;ladjsfl;kadfkl ;lk djsfajlkdfs;l sadjfl;kdfjs ds faasd fas dfas ds fadfjks adfs kdfjls adfjs fkl ;fjl dfjksal;djk dslajlkdjfas;dl fj;adfjs ;ladfjs kl ;afdsds.f as..sadfs
chuck norris' kids are probably going to have the best life in school, because if u mess with his kids, u mess with chuck norris. and u do NOT want to mess with chuck norris.
@MyNamesAlan Chuck Norris is the true leader of every known country, organization, and group. Those of whom we call "leaders" are his mere second-in-command.
Cuck norris went to Japan for a pushup contest. A massive 9.0 erthquake and a tsunami occored as a result, killing thousands of Japanese and coasting billions of dollars in damage. To say chuck norrise won would be an understaitment.
@CapitanoGUC yea im sure ThePain72 did his magical rain dance in your mom's vagina. she probly enjoyed that storm. stop being racist you stupid fuck. go eat a dick
i found this because I'm reading the Official Chuck Norris fact book. Chuck Norris has done many things for many ppl and thts a very good reason to be jealous of him ;-) hehehe
Jack Black's voice is so powerfull that when Chuck Norris came to roundhouse kick JB, Jack Black screamed one note and it made Chuck Norris's leg shatter!
Chuck Norris is my childhood hero , he is modest and such he is the best man alive :D
bogdibodi 4 days ago
Come on, if Chuck Norris was real, I would not be able to finish this sen
MrBeesness 3 weeks ago
Chuck Norris is the Christopher Nolan version of Robin.
joshuare5768 1 month ago
Chuck norris once visited France and took a casual bike ride. He won the Tour de France.
HereForGamez 1 month ago
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chuck norris isnt real. if he was he would use his "magical badassness powers" and come smash my face against the key board right now. see it didnt happ;ladjsfl;kadfkl ;lk djsfajlkdfs;l sadjfl;kdfjs ds faasd fas dfas ds fadfjks adfs kdfjls adfjs fkl ;fjl dfjksal;djk dslajlkdjfas;dl fj;adfjs ;ladfjs kl ;afdsds.f as..sadfs
(you all have been warned)
sincerely,
chuck norris
commanderbly009 1 month ago
HOLY SHIT ITS REAL I FELT IT! THE EARTH IS TREMBLING! :@@@
MrIdontknowanyname 1 month ago
Definately not fake and gay. I was one the people running on that movie clip that was real.
SexyAndlKnowIt 2 months ago
There's the proof nuf said
voles939 2 months ago
Totally fake. Chuck Norris is cool, but there is no way he can move the earth push ups. Only Jesus could do that.
WillBeard4 3 months ago
@WillBeard4 After this comment you suddenly hear *knock knock* on the door...
jerrythedutchmapler 2 months ago
jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can push the earth down......this is from a christian, lol. its a joke dude.
AmericanMan44 2 months ago
He looks like a real nice and humble guy
Rapatz100 4 months ago
So thats why my room shaked...
ThaKnopMe 5 months ago 2
chuck norris' kids are probably going to have the best life in school, because if u mess with his kids, u mess with chuck norris. and u do NOT want to mess with chuck norris.
camandcar 5 months ago 2
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kindaAtomic 5 months ago
8 people suffered permanent injuries from Chuck Norris pushing the Earth down.
jason101588 5 months ago
chuck norris once roundhouse kicked an indian guy.. and the guy lost his indian accent.....
borobhai007 5 months ago 2
I want that shirt, anyone knows where can I get it from ?
danutz1083 5 months ago
UFOs are not curious about Earth. They come to earth for only one purpose - Chuck Norris.
Every time Chuck Norris jumps, the earth moves one mile closer to the sun.
The first law of physics is : Chuck Norris
Nothing can run faster than light speed except for...Chuck Norris
Whenever end of the world was going to happen, Chuck Norris stopped it. That's why all past prophecies failed.
Sandett 6 months ago
@kindaAtomic ever seen walker texas ranger?
UnleashedSith 6 months ago
one man tried to rape chuck norris ... today his descendants are known as "woman"
slimbolo 6 months ago
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Chuck norris gave the sun skin cancer
Tonyua2 6 months ago
Chuck did have his own tv show. It was called Walker, Texas Ranger.
SuperNerdbomber 6 months ago
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TheHaloRed 6 months ago
Chuck Norris once round house kicked Bruce lee and a week later he died.
ellusionist987 6 months ago
(if u like Bruce Lee do not read)
ellusionist987 6 months ago
the only one can beat chuck norris his name's bruce lee the dragon warrior
DANGER95M 6 months ago
the last time he did this, japan got levelled by an earthquake
deathowlhunter 7 months ago
I saw this in the book were he sent the video to a dieing kid and before he sent it, he prayed for him.
evildarktigershark 7 months ago
c.N. wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes
MaeXXXerine 7 months ago
he got it about his jokes and this makes him sympatic
MaeXXXerine 7 months ago
So Chuck Norris and a mortal woman....does this mean their children are Demi-Gods?
TheGamelessOne 7 months ago 2
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when they said jesus was resirected....
it was Chuck Norris fed up with his b*llshit and roundhouse kicked him back to his DADDY...
temmink2010 7 months ago
If any one douted the power if chuck Norris this is Prof
voles939 8 months ago
he should be the leader of the justice league
MyNamesAlan 8 months ago
@MyNamesAlan Chuck Norris is the true leader of every known country, organization, and group. Those of whom we call "leaders" are his mere second-in-command.
ZAMGimBORED 8 months ago
HAHAHA The end!!!
datyroth 8 months ago
so thats wat caussed japans tsunami
superskullkid 9 months ago
JESUS CHRIST I FELT THAT WATCHING THE VIDEO!
unkowndeath 9 months ago
Cuck norris went to Japan for a pushup contest. A massive 9.0 erthquake and a tsunami occored as a result, killing thousands of Japanese and coasting billions of dollars in damage. To say chuck norrise won would be an understaitment.
taiken5968 9 months ago 4
now we know what caused the earthquake in japan damn you chuck lol
xXShadowKageXx 9 months ago
@xXShadowKageXx Shit I wrote the comment above then I look down to see someone beat me too it.
taiken5968 9 months ago
The 7 people who click the dislike button must be dead now
imnotlex 9 months ago
@imnotlex It wasnt the people.....it was the earthquake....it crashed the pcs :P
CoolKwstas123 9 months ago
If you dont know Chuck Norris then you dont believe in God
imnotlex 9 months ago
look how happy he feels with a million nerds at his feet.
bloodlinehunter 10 months ago
just found this on the internet.. theres really a 5.3 earthquake.. its true
emsc - csem . o r g / Earthquake / earthquake . p h p ? i d = 143423
HawxTeamDelta 10 months ago
@HawxTeamDelta or just do the math ( Chuck Norris x Pushup = Earthquake )
FlewZz 9 months ago
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Look what he did to Japan.
Jabberwockybird 10 months ago
I came for the family guy clip
Earthdestroyers99 10 months ago
i have that book i just read the page about it
kidwhoeatsdirt 10 months ago
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945
Just saying.
leroux510 10 months ago
no one is cooler than chuck norris
theskully01 11 months ago
Chuck norris just made a push up. There was no survivers
MsterClan 11 months ago
chuck norris is infact jackie chans stunt double
86artist 1 year ago
R.I.P. Nick
reziboy100 1 year ago
he looks great for a 70 year old lol.
T0ughstuf 1 year ago 3
That is one way to make a profit by selling Chuck Norris Facts T Shirts Chuck Norris would make allot of money.
orion27ification1 1 year ago
I love the reason why he made this video.
AkumuShihouin1 1 year ago
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
MrChinkster10 1 year ago 40
@MrChinkster10 Okay, that made me laugh!! Thanks!
jkokich 6 months ago
Chuck Norris ended the call of duty black ops veteran with a knife and no respawn
cesarmijail 1 year ago
@cesarmijail did he use knife? I thought he stared everyone to death?
Maaarteh 1 year ago
i dont get it so who is chuck norris
009millwall 1 year ago
@009millwall you just got roundhouse kicked by chuck norris and you didnt even know it
iammenyou1 1 year ago
@009millwall Chuck Norris is God's bully. Satan don't know shit.
MrDonkeydong155 1 year ago
thumps up if you think chuck norris shoud have his own tv show
kindaAtomic 1 year ago 62
@kindaAtomic WTR doesn't count?
lyriz465 6 months ago
@kindaAtomic Walker Texas Ranger?
wwwertdf 5 months ago
@kindaAtomic "Walker, Texas Ranger", which is the best TV show ever!
MrNorrisVideos 5 months ago
@MrNorrisVideos I think he means like... Where the chuck norris facts are facts...
jerrythedutchmapler 2 months ago
woah......did a continent explode, or is chuck norris working out?
BoBotaker 1 year ago
5 people who disliked this where on the international space station and didn't feel the trimmers so they don't understand.
Armageddon1986 1 year ago
@Armageddon1986 what ? -_-
Yaaaaaahh 1 year ago
@Yaaaaaahh lol idk
Armageddon1986 1 year ago
By pushing the earth down he even makes the sun wobble.
behnamasid 1 year ago
i love the cartoon part =D
PuppyProduct 1 year ago
heres a fact chuck norris is old as fuck!
fight4yourfreedom1 1 year ago
Dear Chuck,
Thanks a pantload...
Sincerely,
Haiti
groundedsax 1 year ago 4
so thats what i felt in 2009
xxbobx1 1 year ago
When Chuck Norris calls his service provider...They speak English.
websslinger 1 year ago
Chuck spars with the kraken, liam neeson, and the leviathan twice per week to stay in shape
BadCompany2FTW 1 year ago
O chuck haha
adamtr1121 1 year ago
he was shot after this video
mandeepsekhon 1 year ago
I felt that quake from NY and that was the only earthquake I've ever felt!
NSPcrazYKABK112 1 year ago
LOL
SecretNostalgia 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :D
RealEbola 1 year ago
im so disy!!
goose29725 1 year ago
Chuck Norris showed Captain Falcon how to do his Falcon Punch.
Rededify 1 year ago
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alexlayzie 1 year ago
I OWN THAT BOOK IT IS AWSOME
atHuecoMundo4ever 1 year ago
If chuck norris became president he wouldnt live in the white house, he would live in the round house.
Winchestersteele 1 year ago 4
Chuck Norris isn't 70 years old, he is 70 years YOUNG!
JodyWIanuzzi 1 year ago 3
i whonder what happened to the 2 people who disliked this
2PacEminem3002 1 year ago
@2PacEminem3002 what people? they no longer exist.
TheOriginalDino 1 year ago
Nice job chuck, but Is it that boy that was doing it? you were moving up, he was not.
853game 1 year ago
Five bucks Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the two people that clicked dislike.
ellooellooo 1 year ago
this is why there is a big oil spill and a hatti had an earth quake
ob1vi0n17 1 year ago
Every notice how Chuch has such positive energy and influence? He must be a good guy in real life.
KillSwitchOnSteriods 1 year ago 2
I own a book Chuck Norris wrote.
HemlockLegend 1 year ago
@HemlockLegend its called the bible
greenman1380 1 year ago
@HemlockLegend I guess you got a round house kick right after you opened the front cover hehehehe I'm just kidding, Peace Out! :)
villarjo 1 year ago
those kids will grow up to be wwe champions lol
SupremeGladius 1 year ago
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This is Bob. Soon bob will take over youtube! spread this to 50 videos. It will soon be on the news. then you will know you helped spread Bob
CutMeBabe1 1 year ago
@CapitanoGUC yea im sure ThePain72 did his magical rain dance in your mom's vagina. she probly enjoyed that storm. stop being racist you stupid fuck. go eat a dick
Itachi7590 1 year ago
Everyone acts like he's so badass.., he looks like a nice man
BoLTReMiiX 1 year ago 2
@BoLTReMiiX Sounds like he is too if you read the book. =^)
ChaosRayZero 1 year ago
aah your the best chuck I salute you
shadowtheulti 1 year ago
so the quack in haitti was Chuck Norisses fault ???- that bastard !!!
CapitanoGUC 1 year ago
@CapitanoGUC then what caused New Orleans devastation?
ThePain72 1 year ago
@ThePain72 that were the negros them self .... - too much rain dancing and stuff ....:-D
CapitanoGUC 1 year ago
@CapitanoGUC i'm black, f.y.i. so i'm a negro to you know
ThePain72 1 year ago
@ThePain72 hehehe - so you must know how youre people caused the hurican .....:-D
just admit it - you did a bit of rain dancing - did you ???? :-D
CapitanoGUC 1 year ago
i fucken knew it!! he caused haiti
smartpunk15 1 year ago
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.x]
DancingPunks 1 year ago 2
OH FUCK....O_o
MrBlack067 1 year ago
LOL if he can make money whit this.
I admire his sense of humor.
xgentis 1 year ago
whats so great about chuck norris again though and u cant blame me for not knowing
klondikezappy 1 year ago
@klondikezappy he was like the first sorta super hero u know like terminator and shit
shaunDAussie 1 year ago
in year 2012 chuck norris shall fight mr.T to decide which one of them is stronger, scientists say that it can lead to the end of the world
bulldogg1111 1 year ago
@bulldogg1111 thats the best damn chuck norris fact ive heard yet did you make that one?
wikidassklown15 1 year ago
@wikidassklown15 yeah :D
bulldogg1111 1 year ago
Thats how the earthquakes in Haiti happened!
Batistick13 1 year ago
I wish i knew Chuck Norris
Jaytee1o4 1 year ago
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When Michael Phelps it's swimming he only have one thing in mind...that Chuck Norris is swimming behind him.
dralion333 1 year ago
Chuck Norris had sex with a hooker in a semi truck, some of is semen spiled on the truck. Today we know that truck as Optimus prime
crayzmoe 1 year ago
To this day, R.I.P. Hooker...
Chrismonchan 1 year ago
Awesome...Its cool to see he's such a good sport. Not to many famous guys like that.
XhosStyleX 1 year ago
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
BrandH9182 1 year ago
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
BrandH9182 1 year ago 2
Chuck Norris does not age, age Chuck Norrises
ReaganSmash1087 1 year ago 8
@ReaganSmash1087 Touche.
leeflailmarch 1 year ago
made me LOL seriously
GAIUSHENZON 1 year ago
He must be working out alot due to his turning 70, 'cause we're getting a bunch of earthquakes this year.
dodge69874 1 year ago 74
@dodge69874 lolll
TheStraightMusic 1 year ago
Thought he was dead =[[[[[
I30mbs 1 year ago
he can't die, the grim reaper is to afraid of him
boltgodtg 1 year ago
Happy Punch Your Way Out Of Your Mother's Womb Day, Chuck Norris.
Note that he pushed so hard that people's haircuts turned 1990's style. Chuck digs the 90s.
Thek213 1 year ago
nobody fuck with chuck norris...not even stewie
SmkSimonC 1 year ago
Happy Bday Chuck Norris! He's the reason y there were two earthquakes of such high magnitude. He's gonna cause the end of the world
NYlatinothug 1 year ago 3
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK!!
ryanhalo789 1 year ago
Happy Birthday Chuck.
Stephen Oliver.
StephenCOliver 1 year ago
when chuck norris and bruce lee fought the world ended and chuck norris had to restart it
number3665 1 year ago
Happy Chuck Norris Day =D
hexashadow13 1 year ago
NO wonder there was a 7.5 and a 8.8 magnitude earthquake this year
Kiyoshiwanke5 1 year ago 74
@Kiyoshiwanke5 lmao
RunescapeCaptains 1 year ago
@Kiyoshiwanke5 hahahhahahahahahahah
imherelol 1 year ago
i found this because I'm reading the Official Chuck Norris fact book. Chuck Norris has done many things for many ppl and thts a very good reason to be jealous of him ;-) hehehe
lifeisrandomsorwe 2 years ago
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Jack Black's voice is so powerfull that when Chuck Norris came to roundhouse kick JB, Jack Black screamed one note and it made Chuck Norris's leg shatter!
mechaghostman2 2 years ago
i read about that fact!! i have the chuck norris facts book...nice video!!
xxlonestarxchickxx 2 years ago
@xxlonestarxchickxx same
benlaneconnor 2 years ago 2
No wonder there was an earthquake that day.
Lazer81095 2 years ago 7
Ha Ha Ha Ha
A Must have!!!!!!
01liquidfires 2 years ago
Physically, it's just a matter of reference frames. There's no difference between moving yourself up and moving the Earth down.
ajpmathwiz 2 years ago
I have that book, and there is a story behind why he made this video, and it is such a sad story.
SemperFidelius34 2 years ago 5
Nice~
Got this from Air1 too. XD
MaidenGrey 2 years ago
World......PWNED!
lukekirk44 2 years ago
haha air1 told me to go here. thats pretty awesome. haha
samhobson1 2 years ago 4
saw this in Air1 newspage XD
kaighnyne 2 years ago 7
It's funny cause it's true!
bco5678 2 years ago
HAHA!
ChristmasRibo 2 years ago
so goood!
AndroidiusMaximus 2 years ago