I Am Matthewian: Alberta Understudy Audition

[konekokitty1994]

lol This is soo cute. I like the sketches too. Nice.

[milliondollarmidgets]

I love this so much. So so much.

Your description of the provinces and territories just got me. I was laughing so hard, I thought i was going to choke.

You are hilarious.

[HapoEatsWaffles]

@milliondollarmidgets Haha, I'm glad. I wish this wasn't so true, but... haha. XD Thank you!!

[CardamonGH]

To be honest my gross misjudgment of you has been much on my mind these past few days. I am actually still a little surprised at your forgiveness, as I am sad to say, had our positions been reversed I somewhat doubt i would have been so cordial. your restraint is admirable. Not to belabor a point but I really AM sorry. By the way-fun fact you might find amusing- since deregulation, Alberta has the largest selection of domestic and imported alcohols (particularly beer) in all of North America!

[HapoEatsWaffles]

@CardamonGH I'd be lying if I said it hasn't been on my mind as well, haha. I guess I find it hard to be defensive because I think the opinion you expressed was a valid one. I understand what it's like to live in this province and I know the frustration that comes with it. (I live in the country and every time a quad drives by I want to puncture their tires...) I just hope that I can get good enough at satire to change people's minds. Once again, I accept your apology. And I didn't know that! XD

[CardamonGH]

Thank you for the good grace of overlooking my utter oafishness. For the record I think it shows great strength of character on your part to take the harder stand of defending our province ( flaws and all) amidst some of the many criticisms that some individuals of our population seem to leave us open to. I am aware, incidentally of the palpable irony of that statement, given my behavior. I always wondered what comeuppance felt like. Now I know.

[CardamonGH]

Incidentally, I realize that an apology doesn't justify or excuse me tearing a strip off you like that. I am truly sorry.

[HapoEatsWaffles]

@CardamonGH Whoa, that first comment made my ears burn! But I accept your apology. Despite the things you said I am very grateful for your comments. I honestly didn't think anyone would take it that seriously... Actually, one of the judges thought I was too critical of the other provinces. I was embarrassed, but I thought my interpretation was accurate (if a little soft!) A lot of my friends want to move out of province too, but I kind of feel if I do that there won't be any decent people left!

[HapoEatsWaffles]

@CardamonGH (Ran out of space) On that note, if there is anything that you can think of that would make my audition a little better and more entertaining for you (It is a satire after all) please don't hesitate to let me know. My job is to play Alberta true to his stereotypes but also to put a positive spin on him (I know, living in this province, it's very difficult sometimes...) Once again I want to thank you for your comments; your apologies were extremely mature despite my audition.

[CardamonGH]

I am an idiot and a douchebag. Next time I feel strongly about a video I feel strongly about I should probably read what you've written first before posting a comment (my bad) To bad there isn't a funtion to unpost. However if I ever do meet somebody who ACTUALLY holds those opinions, I would not hesitate to punch them in the face!

[CardamonGH]

And you wonder why people think all Albertans are drunken uneducated inbred arrogant assholes. YOU are the reason I am moving to British Columbia you have less Canadian spirit than Lucien Bouchard! You have the cultural sensitivity of a tapeworm you xenophobic bitch! It is beacause of rednecks like you that I am ashamed to call myself Albertan. Kindly go drink the water of a tailing pond, bitch. Au revoir, "madmoiselle"

[OhMyItsAnAlbertan]

I live in such an amazing province :'D

[OhMyItsAnAlbertan]

I love you Alberta <3 XD

[HapoEatsWaffles]

@OhMyItsAnAlbertan :'D THIS PLEASES ME.

[HapoEatsWaffles]

@Akatsukixme Hahaha, I suppose it is. I kind of take it for granted since I've been there so much. I forgot to mention the submarines, but those have been closed down since I was very young- I did have the pleasure of being on them when I was in about preschool or so though. Usually all I do there now is go to HMV, Chapters, and DeSerres. Lately the movie theatre has been too crowded to see anything. -_-

[HapoEatsWaffles]

@Akatsukixme Thank you very much! I'm glad you enjoyed it!