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  • yeah i ask for NO picles and what do i get ... pickels :C i hate pickles

  • @MrDavesline get a life

  • why so many dislikes??

  • I went jogging and brought a kebab. I'm now watching this.

  • pedro looks cool.

  • My boyfriend and me went to mc and he ordered a plan rap and he opened it and if was full of shit soo he shouted form the top of his voice I wanted a refund this has fucking shit in it!!! Ahaaa omg I love him:L

  • I guess he's not lovin it

  • what the fucks on your chin its irritating?

  • Cuss a plain big mac is no different to a normal big mac

  • @brucedakers Typically, by asking for a "plain" big mac (or whatever your burger of choice is), you receive a big mac without the sauce / gherkins etc... so a plain big mac is different to a normal big mac.

  • You have well changed

  • i beg you to work at mcdonalds and then you can do a video complaining about customers.

  • Dude , your soo funny :D and I like your accent hehehe

  • we dont speak to a box in england? :L trolol we tlk to some fat collage student tht types itn out or sommit haha but still love ure vids ;D

  • @ILOVEAUSTINMAHONEYAY hes british he lives in england and yes we do speak to boxes here in england

  • thumbs up for Pedro

  • still a legend now :L

  • Looking back at these old videos and looking at the new ones:L

  • i agree with that

  • i work at kfc, i am a drive through wanker :( 

  • has he got a chin piercing, OOOO Geeeeze. Thats HOTT. o.o

  • AAWWW did someone order a plain big mac and get everything on it???? you poor tourtured soul!! lol i love you jack mate

  • lol pedro impretion is so funny

  • lolololol screw u mcdonalds

  • you should try working for them, its awful!!!!

  • He does say some unnecessary things that might offend people, but he's only being honest. Most of the things he says, we're thinking them anyway. Fair play to him for having the guts to speak his mind.

  • Do you pick up any chicks through this channel?

  • lol you seem alot different on this video.

  • you should of heard my dad moaning when we went to mcdonalds constantly moaning about hes chips being cold moaning about mcdonalds nearly the whole time we was in there until some young loud mouth came in lol

  • hahahaha i can relate to you so much with the plain big mac :')

  • the reason jaakmate is so entertaining is because he says what he feels,without worrying about offending anyone.if you like the things he doesnt like,deal with it.people are entitled to a opinion,but i must say,half the stuff he says is right.

  • 0:36 I thought you were talking about the box that apparently contains happiness in a meal

  • i love his hair(:

  • i DARE you to not say fuck or fucking once in one of your videos. U r such a bastard u h8 everything.

    If u h8 mcdonalds so much why make a video and then put it on youtube about it uve obviously bn more than once you piece of shit.

  • @DavidWolchover learn to spell.

  • @DavidWolchover if he's 'such a bastard' why comment you prick? lmfao.

  • @DavidWolchover HA HA HA !!! If u hate him why bother to comment and spend youre time on him, and youve obviously watched more than one of his videos to know that he hates thing other than mcdonalds so you have just fucked yourself you stupid prick

  • @S2Brocker it's called acceptable in the 80's :)

  • whats the name of that song?

  • U are a proper loser (biggest on u tube anyway)

  • LMAO. 

  • Gah, I decided to watch all your videos & I love the fact that 'Acceptable in the 80s' is in the background.

  • Sort yer hair out

  • @bingbashbosh1 you my friend SUCK BALLS! this was two years ago anyway and his hair is his hair.

    sort your life out.

  • @bingbashbosh1 sort your username out

  • I LIKE MACCY D'S

  • hey malfoy .

  • @LargePeas malfoy is played by tom felton, tom felton does modelling so youve just complimented him you dickhead

  • @hannahinw0nderland it wasn't an insult? loool

  • @LargePeas oh okay, sorry :P

  • I know fast food >.>

  • @hollybebs me... And I bet secretly u so to !!!! (:

  • look at the 4 bottom comments below mine i think hollybebs got shut up :P

  • @vHENNESSYv1 yea lol *awkward turtle*

  • @Hollybebs i do to

  • Who the fuck asks for a plain big mac anyway lmfao

  • @Hollybebs

    Me?!

  • @Hollybebs

    me as well

  • @Hollybebs same here?

  • I want a photo wall! But my brother and sisters would pull em all down :S ASSHOLES

  • So fucking true!:L

  • Is this cunt gay?

  • 0:25 xD Lmao!!!

  • ye my name totaly isnt pedro :O

  • You look like Eddplant. But more down syndrome lookin'

  • The Becki177 And Rincefire Argument Was Awesome

  • you are so funny! xD

  • Ha! I hate fast food! Finally someone who agrees with me!!!

    Yr the best Jack :)

  • You, sir, are a dickhead.

  • aaaanndd...subscribe.

  • Dude ur a funny fuck keep it slán look it up

  • I never got the whole 'plain' thing? Am I out of a massive loop or what? Someone asked me to get them a plain cheeseburger and then mentalled out when I ordered a cheeseburger. How the fuck should I know?

  • Wtf.. Jack Your too young to drive...

  • What!!!! the best thing about a big mac is the sauce and cheese

  • Ha lol u r soooooo right

  • ahahahahhaha i love your viideos :)

  • Hey Jack! I am in the UK to... I love your videos, you make me laugh so much. Nice work keep it up mate!! :)

  • Hey did anyone ever tell you that you look like Draco Malfoy.. oh right they both live in the same country :P clones I guess

  • Theirs 1 thing more annoying then justin beiber and thats people who keep posting YOU SHOULD MAKE VIDS JUSTIN BEIBER WHY ISNT JUSTIN BEIBER ON 25 MOST HATED LIST..... we all hate justin beiber but in fairness if your posting some shit like that i hate you more then justin beiber due to fact you like to act 12 and like oh my gosh justin beibers gay he sucks

  • U shd stop saying fuck.... Soo annoying! :I

  • U shud do a vid about why we hate justin bieber

  • did you change tshirt durin that vid?? :L

  • plain big mac? nooooooo, Big Mac Meal with extra Big Mac = Rory special!

  • Hey Jack, just thought I would pay you a compliment on your videos. Editing is good, great ideas and observational comedy and delivery and comic timing is really funny. Keep going you def have a lot of potential with it all.

  • Pointless video... Atleast people work you emo cunt.

  • Was this "Pedro" inspired by Lee Evans?

  • Are you excited about the release of the new Harry Potter Movie Draco?

  • harry potters retarded but you should watch my video isaacs record revew its better than all the harry potters combined

  • @peterbuick1 I was more making a joke that he looks like Draco Malfoy

  • Omg...That happens me too....a stupid mixture of mayo and ketchup...wtfh is up with that?!

  • Had the same problem, I went through the drivethru 3 times and they still got it worng :/

  • You do know it's cheaper to get 2plain hamburgers, chips and a drink than to get a plain Big Mac Meal? And it's the same thing =/

  • pedro has a hitler mustache

  • you are possibly the most irritating person ever.................

  • ha i agree with you completely! i always like plain burgers too... cuz i dont like all the random salad in burgers... and i used to ask for plain burgers, but 9/10 times they gave me normal burgers and it annoyed me! so i just stopped getting burgers at mcdonalds as its too much effort and now just get chicken selects haha

  • Don't go to McDonald's then.......

  • i got that t-shirt from top man :)

  • plain big mac meal? if someone said that id be like wtf do you mean, plain could mean NO meat at all... customers are stupid :P

  • The system where you have the order box and two windows is a variant of an assembly line process. It allows large numbers of customers to be served quickly without the need for multiple queues.

  • Why don't you just check the order you've been given in the car park before diving off? Mistakes can easily be rectified by going back into the restaurant and complaining. Sorted.

  • are you in a hurry?

  • We all know a pedro :P

  • mate ur a legend more videos plz i made this acc to sub to u

  • Quality haha. More jack we want more!

  • Pedro's my cousin, i hate you >=[

    Lol jk, i fave this

    xx

  • Wow i remember when you has like 400 views per vid!. know ure like so populer. nice vid by the way. :)  --Bailey

  • Ermm. I work in mcdonalds.. I work in the first window.. my name is not pedro, i do not ask you to confirm your order, it appears on the 'box's' screen. & i do not cook the bigmacs :) Just to let you know ;)

  • @sadisticsins I didn't say Pedro cooked the burgers. And I'm not literally saying every McDonald's worker is Pedro. It's just a character!

  • @JaackMaate Baaabesssssss, calm down :') I was jokkinggg <3

  • @JaackMaate Haha, In the South-East UK you get to talk to a real person.

  • @sadisticsins yh but you still work in maccy D's

  • @sadisticsins Fucking looser!

  • @sadisticsins no no no u say that proudly

  • pedяo

  • @Florian4the4horrors That's pretty interesting!

  • I wish my problems were like yours.

    In fact, i wish every problem in the world was such unimportant bullshit, it would be a much better place to live.

    Except for unfunny pseudo-cynical rant videos, that is. Why exactly does every two-bit hipster faggot considers himself funny or interesting in some way?

  • @rincefire I don't consider myself funny, but apparently 2,780 others do?

    I'm not saying that McDonalds is the worlds biggest issue. Of course there is stuff like poverty, natural disaster and cancer, I'm not fucking stupid.

    I just like making people laugh? What's wrong with that?

    It's sad people like you which make the world a worse place than it already is.

  • @JaackMaate

    Yeah right, you take time to produce and upload your trying-too-hard-to-be-offensiv­e humor because you don't consider yourself funny.

    All in all, i don't really care about your dumb rationalization, but posting your shit in Tim Minchin channel is plain wrong. People who do that should die, preferably in a fire.

    Or at least get their account suspended.

  • @rincefire First of all, I run that channel and I know Tim Minchin personally.

    I am allowed to post there, and I have permission to upload Minchin content.

    Just because you don't find me interesting / amusing doesn't mean that nobody does. I hate Jimmy Carr, but I understand why he is popular.

    And as for the fact I should die? That's a bit harsh.

  • @JaackMaate good for you!

    Except that nothing of what you've just said justifies posting arbitrary content in a channel dedicated to Tim's work. I couldn't possibly care less about how many people find your BS funny, i don't, so stop exploiting Tim's name to promote it.

    And about that fire thing - you must be new here, it's a figure of speech, so take it easy.

  • @rincefire You're a twat.

  • @becki177

    Who are you, his mom?

    Now it's the whole family of inbred white-bread rednecks who have nothing better to do with their boring life but take cheap shots at underprivileged in a hopeless attempt to sound "edgy"?

    Should have taught your offspring better then to be such a self-important faggot.

    And not to be such a cheap attention whore who pulls cheap scams in order to gather views. That would be nice too, yeah.

  • @rincefire You're clearly quite stupid, good bye :)

  • @becki177 your polemic skills are astonishing. must be exactly the type of person this video caters to.

    don't let the door hit ya.

  • @rincefire LOL Nope I just can't be bothered to reply to your pathetic little comeback, as to be quite honest, I have better things to do. Goodbye :)

  • @becki177 it seems to me that you both can be bothered and don't have anything better to do, because you replied nonetheless.

    save yourself the butthurt, stop trying to act cool. you're just not.

  • @rincefire Not really, I can be bothered to reply, just not with some massive paragraph like you have done. Wow, you must have a great life.

  • @becki177 Wow, you must have a great education and attention span if you consider 10 short strings "a massive paragraph" and imply it is a burden either to read or to write.

    All the more reason why you are a perfect consumer for this shitty video.

  • @rincefire You reply so quickly, I swear you're constantly on youtube. It's not an effort to read or write at all, just better things to do you know. I like how you're 25 and are wasting away your days arguing with young girls on the internet. Do you not have a life? A job? Family? Friends? Take a look in the mirror and try not to laugh you sad twat.

  • @becki177 Behold the power of google account and mail notifications! It's like you are on youtube but you're actually not! Impress your friends!

    as for your lame attempts to insult me - you`ll have to do better then that, like, say, base them on something that is actually true.

    the most fun part is still yet to come, when you (on your own and with my help) realize, that recording unfunny rants and running cheap scams in strive for attention isn't actually the most productive way to spend time

  • @rincefire Haha you make me laugh at how sad you are.

  • @becki177 what, no "good bye" this time? your count of pathetic "i'm-outta-here"`s is alarmingly low

  • @rincefire why carry on replying after i write goodbye you complete idiot ;) haha, nahh im finding this quite amusing tbh, please carry on, making my day here ;) LOL jk, i have a life outside youtube. though to be fair it does make me laugh how a 25 year old man from ukraine is arguing with a 15 year old girl over a fast food-related video. :') Run along and find someone else on youtube your own age to argue with, I'm sure your an expert at it, the hours you waste on here.

  • @becki177 actually, why do _you_ reply after saying goodbye? isn't that kinda pathetic?

    you can assure yourself all you want about "making you day", the fact is - you keep using the same lame comebacks in futile attempts to insult me in order to feel better about how fundamentally stupid and insecure you are.

    after all, i am here to improve my spoken english, it's you who waste time watching pretentious shit and getting butthurt when someone doesn't like it as well.

  • @rincefire Your english makes no sense. LOL im not stupid at all I'm actually rather intelligent, I just have better things to waste my intellect on, rather than stupid little boys thinking they're big and hard online. I write goodbye and you carry on, because you're that fucking sad. You use the word insecure, the sad thing is my friend, is that all youre attempting to insult me with actually applies to yourself, and that's why you feel the need to fight online. That's what i call "pathetic".

  • @becki177 Looks like a classic pot and kettle situation to me, with a severe butthurt complication.

    You see, secure people have no need to state such things as having a life or better ways of spending time. Which leads us to what - you are an insecure cunt that tries to belittle others with claims that have no ground at all, and when it doesn't work for obvious reasons has a massive case of butthurt.

    Boo fucking hoo, alert the press.

  • @rincefire Can you please stop saying "butthurt", it makes you sound like a stupid little illiterate american moron, I can't even take you seriously with words like that. And love, you're the one trying to make others feel worse about themselves as believe it or not, you were the first one to write a ridiculously closed-minded comment on this video. I dunno how you do things over in Ukraine, but over here, you're the type of person that makes this world a horrible place to live in.

  • @becki177 What's wrong, cant face the truth? Didn't you have something "better to do" with your time and presumed "intellect"?

    Darling, you brought this upon yourself, insulting me for no reason in the first place, and then continuing to vent on about how i presumably have no job, family, friends and (my favourite) how i can not speak English, all of which you pulled out of your ass.

    If you idiot friend was not such a douche to spam links to his shit videos, this would have never happened.

  • @rincefire Wasn't exactly for no reason though. I'm sticking up for someone, something that may be quite rare to you, as I already stated. The only reason I'm continuing reply to your pathetic little comebacks is because I'm finding you quite amusing :') Please carry on, you're just embarrassing yourself even further. Over here we don't use the word "ass". It's arse, so stop trying to be american, as lets face it bbz, youre from ukraine LOOL. you fucking wish you were american. fucking idiot.

  • @becki177 Oh you sure told me! How dare i be born in a different country!

    Pathetic, just pathetic. I really hope you grow up some day.

  • @rincefire The thing you can't take is that a 15 year old girl is pretty much matching you up in an argument. That's why you can't leave this alone. You don't wanna get "beaten" (if that's the word) by a "little girl", coz that's the type of sad and pathetic man you are.

  • @becki177 nice wishful thinking, love. too bad it's not true.

    Should i fill out more fields in my personal bio so you have more material to come up with your little childish insults? My age and location are kinda played out.

  • @rincefire I'm going out, but don't worry I'll be back later so we can continue this amusing little argument ;) speak soon bbz, luff yhoo. <333

  • @rincefire Maybe you're just not used to people sticking up for other people, though that's understandable, considering the little amount of friends you must have.

  • @becki177 "considering the presumable" hahaha oh fucking wow

    Considering you have three legs, i hereby pronounce you a mutant. You have three legs, obviously, because you are a massive cunt and all British have those.

    Looking forward to the next batch of your brilliant logic and awesome deduction, with extra butthurt of the "everybody must agree with me" variety.

  • @rincefire haha racist twat. all british people have 3 legs? Yeah coz that makes sense you fucking cunt. You do realise you're 10 years older than me, yet you're acting 10 years younger. AND YOU'RE TELLING ME TO GROW UP LMAOO. im 15, im allowed to be immature. Youre immature days, my friend, should be long gone. Grow up and act your fucking age. Still live with mummy do we? Awww, bless your soul.

  • @becki177 That is absolutely fucking hilarious, it deserves to go in a museum under "ignorant two-bit cunt with massive sense of entitlement but no logical thinking at all"

    Stop making a fool of yourself, sweetie. Just stop. No one will notice.

  • @rincefire I don't want anyone to notice, we're not all pathetic little attention-seeking cunts like yourselves.

  • @becki177 That is priceless, given the context of youtube videoblogging

    Again, stop making a fool of yourself.

  • @rincefire i think you mean getting fuck up the asrse when you say butthurt. just helping you with your 'spoken' english.

  • @rincefire STFU you lump of shit i hope you fucking burn you jeaulous piece of shit crawl back into our dads ass dip shit.

  • @JamboStudios u mad

  • @rincefire well jack's my cousin and saying i hope he dies is Out of order!

  • @JamboStudios i almost care

  • yes you ar re excatly right. lol./

  • stop effing walking out of the frame like your leaving the room ¬_¬

  • @Reanimal What? Who are you to tell me what to do? PAHH.

    I'm going to walk out of the frame more now.. idiot.

  • Pedro's a ledgend! :')

  • @StopWishingForTheSun tell me about it!!

  • hahaha "oh fucking pedro"

  • @SerialBoal TShirt quote ri tha!

  • Loool I know exactly how you feel.

  • tim minchin sent me here :D and i have now subscribed ^.^

  • lolololoololololol

  • thanks jack this made me laugh!

  • LOL LOL LOL...Finally someone who thinks the way I do XD