Is the Flying Spaghetti Monster a Valid Comparison to God?

[Mikeyade]

Furthermore, we are unable to verify if the universe has existed for an infinite period of time. Anyone who spends energy on being an "atheist" or "theist" is an idiot. The question of the universe's origin is a problem that our minds will never be able to tackle. Focus on something positive like the Categorical Imperative and live in accordance with it.

Atheists: you're just as idiotic as theists because your stance resides on the polar opposite of the spectrum of the unknowable.

[gvman3670]

@Mikeyade You claiming it's "unklynowable" is actually unknowable. LOL

Honestly, if we don't destroy ourselves in the next 100 years we will know the origin of the universe and all religions will be gone, except for perhaps isolated pockets amongst uneducated peoples.

[Mikeyade]

@gvman3670 No. The origin of the universe is not something we can ever "know" because the laws of science only apply to the universe. We can't go back to "before" the Big Bang, nor can we ever know what transpired before it. If the matter that spewed out after the Big Bang existed as a singularity, we will never know what created this singularity, or if it existed infinitely before it. To say that "we will eventually discover the origin of the universe" is ridiculous.

[gvman3670]

@Mikeyade Come on, where's your third law of thermodynamics now? LOL

When a universe experiences heat death, what does it physically do? It shrinks. And shrinks. And it shrinks some more. This is the source of the singularity. Wow. Simple, if you follow logic to it's eventual conclusion. Luckily, it's still expanding so we have at least 14000000000 years left.

So there a start, but it makes for an infinite and ever changing universe. No god needed either.

[Mikeyade]

The comparison is illogical when one is thinking of "God" as the only possible alternative to the "universe that has existed for an infinite period of time" and nothing more. The error is when one goes beyond this assessment and tries to speak of the actual being, and begins to arbitrarily assign qualities to it.

Either the universe has existed for an infinite period of time or it has not. If not, then something created it.

The FSM argument exists for people who do not understand the problem.

[AirsoftPractice]

Atleast I can touch a plate of speghetti and meatballs....thats more proof then anyone has ever had for their Gods.

ROFL

[inputverifier]

"... not comparable, since god is defined an all powerful..." (around 0:20)

Well, I haven't seen the spaghetti monster, I have not seen his miracles, nor have I seen his power, but just how does that set me apart from any other mainstream religion?? hehe

I think it's quite comparable, as I use no less evidence to believe in him that others do in order to believe in other gods :-D

[chrism4n14]

Its kinda sad... people use the excuse "The bible told me so".. EVERYTIME i get drawn into an argument i say "Oh so by your logic I can write a story of where you willingly let me kick your ass and you'd have to let me kick your ass 'cause my work of fiction told me so!"

[MrBobo19]

I hope one day we can prove that god does'ent exist will religious people claim he does even if they have solid proof he's fictional.

[ndrthrdr1]

Pasta really does exist. Our religion is ridiculous? Try healing an amputee through prayer. It won't work and you know it. Deep down, Christians are as atheist as I am. RAmen!

[Tauron68]

@ndrthrdr1 Deep down, Christians are as atheist as I am.

I totally agree. The way christians go around proselytizing and pushing their faith i see what's called: an affirmation of doubt. Deep down they really don't believe their mythology. So, they try to convince others in an attempt to make themselves convinced.

[117cam]

we await the messiah of the all holy FSM. let him arrive with entree samples for all!

[FatalKnight]

I would like to hear an argument for the existence of the flying spaghetti monster. If one can present an argument for the existence of the monster in the same way that us theist argue for God, then please present one. ; )

[Jonstern1983]

When talking about Mohammad you forgot thieving, illiterate, xenophobic, and antisemitic.

[MasterHitsFromDaBong]

Bullshit!  what can better represent god is a green plant with 5 or more leaves!

[salenkov]

Us Pastafarians actually do have the right to have the same amount of respect as any other religion. Christianity is based upon that you can not disprove that there is a God. The same goes for the Flying Spagetthi Monster, you can't prove he exists (some of us are working on that) but! You can't prove that he doesn't exist either. Christianity and Pastafarianism in truth deserve the same amount of respect. And for the record, there has been no murders due to Pastafarianism. Christianity-Crusades

[YHWHisSovereign]

This is just another video made by a moronic atheist that is void of any intellectual rational whom God has made for the lake of fire.

[theshredator]

@YHWHisSovereign If you deny the existence of the one true FSM, then you are the blasphemer. What evidence do you have that the FSM doesn't exist? Yea, that's what I thought. Another FSM denier who knows they have no proof! What will you say to Him when you have to meet Him one day? Think about it.

I will be eating spaghetti for you in hope that you will find He who loves you. Remember, "seek and ye shall find spaghetti" - FMS 84:56

Pasta be with you.

[YHWHisSovereign]

@theshredator The problem is not finding evidence for the lack of existence. The problem is finding evidence for the existence. What attributes does the FSM have? Has there been prophecies about the FSM that has turned up true? Is there a well structured philosophical system about the existence of the FSM? How long has the belief in the FSM been around? Has the belief in such a creature been beneficial for mankind? Is there a religious text? Do you see yet how stupid the analogy is?

[theshredator]

@YHWHisSovereign "The problem is not finding evidence for the lack of existence. The problem is finding evidence for the existence"

That is correct! Congratulations. After that, however, your comment turns into garbage.

"Do you see yet how stupid the analogy is?"

No. Actually, God and FSM are analogous in the sense that both are invisible entities with zero evidence for their existence. Long term belief, benefits of belief, religious texts, philosophical bs, etc. are not evidence for existence.

[YHWHisSovereign]

@theshredator Congratulations? What is that supposed to mean? That I enlightened you? You were the one asking for the evidence that something doesn't exist.

One thing atheists don't seem to understand, and that is, they must assume Christian presuppositions to even make an argument. Whether you understand it or not, you are assuming the laws of logic, but how do you justify this? Now let me get back to the FSM. What attributes does this thing have? I can tell you what Attributes God has.

[theshredator]

@YHWHisSovereign Congrats to you for understanding that it isn't atheists who need evidence for the nonexistence of gods. Theists need evidence *for* gods if they want their claims to be taken seriously. That's why I asked for evidence.

"...must assume Christian presuppositions to even make an argument."

Arguing against the existence of something does not require that you believe it exists. Think about it. That's retarded.

"What attributes does this thing have?"

Omnipotence. And your god?

[YHWHisSovereign]

@theshredator I take it the you accept the laws of logic, right? If so, do you believe they are universal, immaterial, and unchanging? Do you believe they are man made? These are important to justify argumentation.

What makes spaghetti be spaghetti? It is first a physical substance. If it is invisible or intangible, how do we know that it's spaghetti? Don't tell me, the FSM is just a meaning less name devoid of any properties of spaghetti.

[YHWHisSovereign]

@theshredator If the FSM is invisible, how can it be made of spaghetti? Spaghetti is visible. If it was invisible, then it wouldn't be spaghetti. Logic has to prevail.

[theshredator]

@YHWHisSovereign "If the FSM is invisible, how can it be made of spaghetti?"

Invisible spaghetti, of course. C'mon, FSM can do whatever he wants. He works in mysterious ways. How can gods be invisible and make us from dirt in his image at the same time? Ever question that?

"Logic has to prevail."

You say that now, but earlier you said that God made me for the lake of fire, lol. If your god is benevolent, then why did he do that?

FSM made the bible to test your faith in Him. Trust in FSM.

[YHWHisSovereign]

@theshredator The image of God means the ability for rational thought. It doesn't have anything to do with physical properties. Animals are not made in the image of God; they do not have the ability for rational thought. This flies in the face of evolution. Man and animals are distinct. The prime example is rational thought. Man keeps advancing with technology, but animals stay the same.

[theshredator]

@YHWHisSovereign "The image of God means the ability for rational thought"

No, it doesn't.

Sorry, but you're pushing my bullshit meter beyond capacity. If you think evolution isn't well documented, verified, tested and factual, then you are ignorant. And your religion is most likely playing a significant role in that. Obviously we are all animals. And if the capability for logical thought is what makes us human, then based on your comments I would have a hard time believing that you are human.

[coolgreyoneabby]

@YHWHisSovereign If Man is made in Gods image, does God have a penis and testicles? If so, what for? Is there a Mrs. God? If God does not have a penis, then how do you know that MAN was created in his image?

humm, the image of God means the ability for rational thought? Maybe not.

[YHWHisSovereign]

@coolgreyoneabby Wow, you setup your own understanding of my position, and then refuted it. Oops, this is a straw man fallacy. Why don't you find out how Christians actually understand "God's image"? I don't know of any Christian who actually believes that since we are made in "God's image", that means God has a physical body. Maybe the Mormons believe this, but actual Christians don't.

[afroschlan]

@YHWHisSovereign You speak for all christians?

[YHWHisSovereign]

@afroschlan Within the realm of Christianity, there are a wide variety of doctrinal disputes, and even with respect to "God's image", there may be disputes among orthodox Christians as to precisely what that means, but it is only the cults and some charismatic fringe elements that would put a physical body on God. So, in general, I can speak for all Christians with respect to "God's image", but not specific.

[afroschlan]

@YHWHisSovereign You don't have to claim respect to "your imaginary friend's image" on my accounts, I have no respect for your cult or any cult, for that matter. Yes, yes, all the insane cults dispute variety of subjects and thus for it may not be etiquette to be attempting to speak on behalf of any of them.. perhaps you should just stick to "your own opinion" since reality and facts are irrelevant to you people.

[YHWHisSovereign]

@afroschlan "with respect to" means "from the standpoint of" or "from the viewpoint of". The phrase is used a lot in mathematics and so I use it a lot in everyday language. I was not claiming that you needed to respect God's image. You should learn a little more about Christianity before calling it a cult. Christians are free to convert to atheism or some other belief without persecution.

[afroschlan]

@YHWHisSovereign I know what "with respect to" means, I was just being a smart-ass. Your concept of god is pretty much null and void with me, I reject the notion completely on the grounds of no valid evidence. With that said, you might consider it the motivation of each cult whether or not they conclude death a viable outcome of members reverting. My personal experience with variety of Christians is god and the aspects of their religion before fellow man, total devotion..

[DarthBlam]

The flying spaghetti monster is more real than god mainly because you can cook spaghetti ... put in eyes to make it look like a monster ... and throw it into the air to make it fly... and THEREYAGO .. flying spaghetti monster..

[twombonu]

Very silly, very amusing, also very immature video. It is not the first time that skeptics have put what they don't understand in the same bag as what is truly nonsense (i.e. the flying spaghetti monster). The tinfoil phonograph invented by Tomas Edison was also dismissed as nonsense, even when scientists had all the proof they needed. Get a life!

[theshredator]

@twombonu "It is not the first time that skeptics have put what they don't understand in the same bag as what is truly nonsense"

Exactly. And who is the skeptic? You are. What evidence have you discovered that will show us that our lord FSM isn't the one true FSM? Zero. You have none. You're just a heathen trying to bring us all down to your level because you want to sin all the time. You will be sorry when you finally face Him in the end. He loves us all. Please accept him into your belly.

[twombonu]

@theshredator listen, moron! If you had one atom of brainpower, you would realize how silly and immature your didactic digression is! You still understand nothing because you have no experience whatsoever. You should get your head out of your ass and come to realize that life is never set in stone. You think you're the fastest gun in the West! Big mistake to think you'll never find someone who can debunk you!

[theshredator]

@twombonu lmao!

"If you had one atom of brainpower, you would realize how silly and immature your didactic digression is!"

I realize it seems silly to you, the skeptic. The fool hath said there is no FSM.

"You still understand nothing because you have no experience whatsoever"

So according to you 27yrs = 0yrs? Check your math, smart guy.

"... life is never set in stone"

Did I claim that is was?

"Big mistake to think you'll never find someone who can debunk you!"

Okay, then "debunk" me. Please.

[twombonu]

@theshredator Some itmes, i wonder why I bother to respond to pathetic morons such as you, I guess I have a little extra time on my hands. You are obviously too moronic to understand any proof, or anything for that matter. If you lived in California I might debunk you, although it is really not up to me but up to a higher power, and I can assure you that it is not the FSM or any of your silly derogatory definition of anything you don't understand.

[theshredator]

@twombonu "Some itmes, i wonder why I bother to respond to pathetic morons such as you, I guess I have a little extra time on my hands"

I would bet that you respond because you are pissed off that it is so easy for me to compare God with FSM and show you how absurd your beliefs are. But anger is all you have. You've only presented ad hominem after ad hominem. Why not just point out my error?

"If you lived in California I might debunk you."

lol! That's quality right there. I'll remember that one.

[YetAnthony]

Th flying spaghetti monster will judge us all in the end.

[matthewtaylorbrown]

We don't have to compare FSM (PBTH). We can compare the Christian god to the gods like Odin, Ra, and Zues. :)

[vepopyeye]

Atheists are nut.

Did the Flying Spaghetti Monster make any claim? Or produce any evidence?

[SqueakerAlpha]

FSM , the Invisibe pink unicorn and the Tooth Fairy together keep the Universe moving along. The FSM pirates helped with maintaining cooler oceans.

[jamjr1972]

is the talking computer real? i wander if the computer have a jinn!

[SierraBravoOneNiner]

May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage

Ramen

[FlyingSpahghettiMan]

@catzcorn YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE! BELIEVE IN MY WORDS! Btw this is god speaking, how do you do? (fucking atheists)

[FlyingSpahghettiMan]

Yes, believe in me.

[oathkeeper27]

Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster, for he does not conduct his children using fear or hatred, but instead with calmness, tolerance, and enlightenment. May He forever touch our souls with his noodly appendage. rAmen!

[engrsamable]

Great video! Made me laugh.

[cottonwhiskersuk]

You are ALL mad. I prefer to worship the Mashed Potato And Turnip Monster. He's much less fattening.

[ranchhand345]

lol the one christian guy " hey wait a second (that is him) is that making fun of me" RAmen, RAmen

[JesusChristRulesYOU]

Sorry but there is only one god and that is our lord, Jesus Christ. If you dont give you're life to Christainity you will burn in hell forever and that is a fact.

[OnionsMakeYouCry9]

So where's your proof?

[auroradamien]

You should probably look up the definition of fact.

[terry4144]

if you don't believe in the FSM you will spend eternity in a red hot bowl of pasta sauce with extra chillies

[PassionForPasta]

FSM cannot be compared to god for the following reasons:

1) FSM is more moral than morality itself

2) FSM created the creation while drunk

3) FSM has manifested himself physically

[RavenBlaze]

RAMEN, truely his noodly appendage is with u!

[ceezmad1]

Long live the Pink unicorn!

[exnol]

At the end of the clip, am I seeing a Dildo on the table by the side of the bed?

[theshredator]

"The FSM is less of an asshole" lol

All non-believers will boil in marinara for eternity for worshiping false gods. The fool hath saithed in is his stomach "there is no spaghetti!" There will be no angelhair of mercy for all fusilli nonbelievers! Not unless you re-penne for all your sins. The FSM told me so. Get ready to meet your macaroni! =D

[patrickallain]

Did you make that up!? lolol awesome

[theshredator]

No, the FSM told me so!

Yea, I was just on a roll and decided to see how many different pastas I could reference. It was fun. Thanks for noticing. =-)

[mattyabsley]

Actually poeple, theshredator did not make that passage up. It is real. You should listen to those words as i know they are true. Anyway, you can't believe that they are not true so therefore they must be true. It's like that you see, well, with fsm, you just have to have faith. When you open your mouth, i mean really open your mouth to fsm, it's only then that you can experience the "parmesan" of fsm's creation here on earth. The spag bol is there for anyone who seeks it. Amen.

[theshredator]

RAmen, brother. RAmen.

[salenkov]

@theshredator Have you actually read the Gosphel of the Flying Spagetthi Monster? If you had and your a believer in his noodleness... Then I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have written that.

[theshredator]

@salenkov Clearly you have taken the His gospel out of context and interpreted it incorrectly, because I have read it, and He has spoken to me deep within my stomach. As it is written "seek and ye shall find spaghetti" - FSM 84:56

"FSM is merciful, but doom awaits those who disobey, for He is the perfect balance of softness and firmness; He is Al Dente. - FSM 364:11

Pasta be with you.

[salenkov]

@theshredator As far as I remember reading the Flying Spagetthi Monster loves all his creatures (except for penguins) and does not wish to use dogma upon people. Actually I believe this is one of the "I'd really rather you didn'ts" 1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain.

[theshredator]

@salenkov Well, I'm sorry, but your false pasta is a little too soft for my taste. Frankly, it seems to be over-cooked. Pasta be unto you.

[sladedavis]

@theshredator although i lol'd please stop using fsm for any spit of violence.

[mdiem]

Re: the title question -

Yes.

[GoblinXXX]

This is apparently narrated by Stephanie Hawking, Stephen's sister.

[maxax6]

WHo the fuck is the flying speggheti monster?

[Hotora86]

FSM is better because he gave us delicious pasta instead of just bread and wine!

FSM is better because we have a beer volcano and strippers in heaven!

FSM is better because NOBODY HAS EVER KILLED ANYBODY IN HIS NAME!

There you have it. Convert to Pastafarianism NOW!

[tavares200]

are you fuckin stupid y the hell would you believe in a monster made out of speggetti that flys ur a dumbass of course God is real look at the fuckin sky a human cant make that and neither can a fuckin speggetti monster u dumbass and i know u aint black cuz i know for a fact all black people believe in God

[Hotora86]

You are the one who is foolish! The Flying Spaghetti Monster is AS REAL as any other god - Jesus, Allah, Budda, Zeus, Jupiter or Quetzalcoatl.

One day you will see the truth... until then you can pray to your zombie on a cross.

And your race comments are inappropriate and silly.

RAmen to you!

[veritaslogos]

buddha isn't a god, goes to show your just repeating the arguments of your fav. anti-theist celebrity, not having actually thought it thru

[Hotora86]

Shut up you heathen or be forever cursed by His Noodley Appendage!

[veritaslogos]

you reflect the silliness of you're movement.

[Hotora86]

Great, that was my goal. ^^

[Hotora86]

Oh, and I reflect the silliness of all other religions at the same time. I got that line from a Chrisrian BTW. ;]

And it's "your" not "you're" movement.

[veritaslogos]

thanks for the correction. as for the fact that you got your comment from a Christian, taht really doesn't speak to the supposed silliness you place on all religions

[Hotora86]

The fact that we both have imaginary friends makes it pretty silly. At least mine is a Spaghetti Monster. Bearded dudes in the sky are sooo lame and outdated. :P

[veritaslogos]

well, i dont have any imaginary friends, except for maybe the ppl at my job think are my friends but really hate me. so to speak about BOTH of us having an imaginary frend is a inaccurate.

[Hotora86]

How about God?

[veritaslogos]

what about God?

[Hotora86]

He's your imaginary friend.

You talk to him and claim that he talks back but nobody else can see him.

That's something children do. It's called an imaginary friend.

[veritaslogos]

Really, what makes you say i talk to Him, and He talks to me?

[Hotora86]

Don't you pray?

[veritaslogos]

it's interesting that you make the assumption of my spiritual habits, then ask the question to see if thats so. yes i pray to a God for whom i great reason to believe exists. Comparing that to the imaginary friend a child makes up arbitrarily might be perjoritavely beneficial to you, but not reasonable.

[Hotora86]

Wow, fancy language there, chum.

I was right in the end though.

It's OK, most people have imaginary friends, there's nothing to be ashamed of. The only difference is that yours has a beard and mine has noodles. It's all good. :)

[veritaslogos]

in what way were you right? that you're insincere belief is the creation of one bobby henderson and mine isn't?

[Hotora86]

I was right about you talking to your imaginary friend.

Whatever, your condescending tone is boring. Don't reply.

[veritaslogos]

with all due respect, dont get sensitive now. you showed absolutely no tact, and you attempted to ridicule my beliefs. if anybody was condescending it was you.

[Hotora86]

You're the one who started this discussion, remember? Why must you reply to my posts anyway?

So with all due respect, please be so kind as to STFU and GTFO. Thank you.

[veritaslogos]

with all due respect, you're acting like a baby.

[salenkov]

@Hotora86 That is not the way of Pastafarians. Please read the Gosphel before you say such things.

[GoblinXXX]

Though bread and wine do go well with pasta. Which is clearly proof of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

[Hotora86]

True, mah brother!

Though I do prefer beer with my pasta. I know, I'm so orthodox! ;)

[salenkov]

@Hotora86 Actually there is a beer volcano in hell aswell. And strippers of course, only they have STD's and the beer is stale.

[fantasy0coach]

So true.......yet the FSM, definitely has a funnier ring to it.

[Xorinite]

Dont' be silly, the FSM cannot be compared to god.

His noodleyness actually makes a lot more sense for one, and pastafarianism actually matches the evidence.

R'Amen

[SpirAn1971]

The judgement that Christians' and Muslims' God is "just as cartoonish and silly" as the FSM just because he is supposed to have dictated books is just an opinion, not a fact. This is a rather naff argumentational move, it is not at all compelling.

[PJDesseyn]

it's a fact, according to both christianity and islam, that God/Allah dictated their scripture. not necessarily directly though.

FSM is just proof that, if your imagination is good enough, you can create your own religion. trust me, in 100 years, there will be fundamentalist FSM's who throw pasta at you.

[bluelite7x]

Hopefully religion will sharply decline by then.

[katey1dog]

The flying spaghetti monster is not an asshole!

[fattychunkspeak]

good job imo.

[miniCooper0000]

This video makes no sense.

How can you try to compare a physical being, made with spaghetti (which comes from a plant from the Earth), which was invented by man(FSM)to a spiritual being who has no form, has existed forever and will exist forever, and has infinite power(God)?

[neotropic9]

You don't understand. God was also invented by man. By the way, what you don't understand about FSM is that he is a spiritual being who has no form, has existed forever and will exist forever, and has infinite power. Do you know why? Because I said so, that's why.

[miniCooper0000]

the difference is that i don't just claim i am right because: "Because I said so, that's why. "

How do u think the universe came about if God doesn't exist then?

[lorddoug03]

Dude, isn't it obvious? It was the flying spaghetti monster.

But in all seriousness, there are scientific theories that explain this. Including theories that make the universe a never-ending cycle of Big Bangs. One version of this theory, relying on String Theory, has at last created a legitimate way of explaining the universe.

Also, if there is a God, why does it have to be your God? The Monster is obviously not a deity, but it could easily be something else.

[miniCooper0000]

My God?

God is not just my God.

He created everything so he is God of everything including you whether you accept/like it or not.

[lorddoug03]

Wrong. In Africa, for thousands of years, the natives had indigenous, older religions, long before Judaism, Islam, and Christianity came onto the scene. The same is true of South America, whether you accept/like it or not. All of these religions are equally valid, or, in my opinion, equally invalid. The fact that your religion conquered a large area of land does not make it more true, though perhaps more violent, prolific, and dangerous.

[miniCooper0000]

It is impossible for all religions to be equally valid.

How can two things be possible that contradict each other?

How can two religions be equally valid if both claim things that cannot both be true together?

If I claim that I know who is the one, true God, and so does someone else (and yet the being they are talking about is different), we cannot both be correct.

[lorddoug03]

Of course they're equally valid. By this I mean, they're all equally possible, not all equally true or untrue. Personally, though, I think they're all untrue.

In response to your claim that you know the one true God, I claim that you know nothing, and that there is no one true God. I also claim, as a sidenote, that if you want to get on your knees and cower before something, you might just as well do it before the nobility of your own human spirit. (I'm a humanist)

[miniCooper0000]

Bowing down "before the nobility of your own human spirit" is called pride and arrogance.

It is much better to bow down before a much greater being than any human and to be selfless in your service to God.

[lorddoug03]

Pride is the greatest of human qualities. But I don't consider myself arrogant. I am not proud in ways that I do not deserve, because I know myself.

However, there's no reason to believe there is anything "greater" than humanity itself, and being selfless contradicts my personal principles of pride and identity.

[miniCooper0000]

I disagree. Pride is the worst of all qualities because its goal is not to be good but to be better than others. This leads to hate and sin. Pride makes people selfish, also it makes them take advantage of other people.

[neotropic9]

There is nothing wrong with being proud of one's accomplishments. I think we can distinguish between warranted and unwarranted pride. Moreover, pride is not a license to treat other people badly. To the contrary, one should feel ashamed if they treat others badly, and should feel proud if they treat them well, if doing so requires sacrifice or effort on their part.

[lorddoug03]

I agree with neotropic9's take on pride for the most part. And as for minCooper0000, I would merely like to point out that pride has no goal, and does not make people selfish. Being alive makes people selfish (or in other words, everyone is). It might seem to you as though some people are altruistic, but there aren't many real examples of people who do something for someone else, for nothing, though the few who did were probably very proud of what they had done.

[darkforce333]

"Bowing down "before the nobility of your own human spirit" is called pride and arrogance."

So unless you give credit to God for things you accomplised you are being prideful and arrogant? I mean even if God is the source of anything we have or can do, shouldn't we give credit to our parents who bore us? Furthermore, if God wants praise he can show us what he did and get rid of evil. Otherwise it is hard to know how great he is and who we are supposed to worship if anybody.

[miniCooper0000]

you're all poopy-heads

[miniCooper0000]

this video is retarded

[matty1072]

yes very true

[Naxos99]

May you be touched by his noodley appendage.

[WiseMan1000x]

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING COMMENT WILL COMPLETELY DEMOLISH THE ARGUMENT OF THIS VIDEO.

Here's the flaw in your logic, god is a set of concepts while this "flying spaghetti monster" is a physical form.

God is just as likely to be a flying spaghetti monster as he is an old man with a flowing beard, since he can take any form.

The physical manifestation of god is irrelevant to his definition, nature or if he/her/it/they exist.

[BernierCR42]

who the fuck are you to define God? the flying spaghetti monster explains how live on Earth started with scientific evidence. Let's see science do that.

[WiseMan1000x]

I'm me, someone with my own spiritual beliefs protected under my country's law. Besides I didn't define god any different then any of the major religions of today. Besides I never said I believe in god I just pointed out the flaw in logic.

[skankuser]

...but the FSM is an invisible entity. Seeing as supposedly "God" an image of man (according to the Bible, man is made in the image of him).

[fistacorpse616]

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING COMMENT WILL COMPLETELY DEMOLISH WHAT YOU JUST SAID

neither of them are real

[WiseMan1000x]

That's irrelevant, they are two possibly fictional characters that are completely different. As I stated above.

[TANKgodsAREangry]

The bible states we were created in his image.

That means that god has a human form, mabey not the one popular media gives him but a human one none the less. Your own argument has been "COMPLETELY DEMOLISHED" by your own religious text, Which as far as your concerned is inarguable since it's the word of god. RAmen to you brother.

[WiseMan1000x]

Who says I have a religious text, I never claimed that god looks like man, in fact I argued against that. Perhaps you shouldn't assume everybody who believes in god is a Christian.

[klangsteiner]

I am going to partake in the holy sacramental meal this evening. Bless me, FSM. RAmen

[steev75]

pasta is a gift from this spaghetti god :-) lol long live lasagne, and pasta shells lol

nice very nice

[steev75]

wouldnt the spaghetti monster dry out and go hard like spaghettu does? this is slightly confusing

[victimlesscriminal]

You are WRONG WRONG WRONG about the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

He is not the same as the real and true GOD.

The only real and true God is the Great Floating Rice Harvester.

I thought someone intelligent like you would know that!

[CentabyteZero]

I like how your robot pronounces spaghetti.

[urantivirus]

robot lol

[BernierCR42]

robots and voice synthesizers are not the same thing.

[rUTokKIN2ME]

some things to keep in mind: one can compare any two things one likes. Valid is a word with specific meaning in philosophy, and an argument can be valid, not a comparison. The question would be whether or not the comparison serves to support a valid argument. As regards to your unstated, vague but implicit argument, it does not. I know you don't care, but you and others are making asses of yourselves. And strangely, I'm ok with that.

[InReasonWeTrust]

I'm eating of his flesh right now.

[wkrepelin]

Hi-larious.

[C0ct0pus]

fsm ftw

[maurieer]

All religions ie; Christians, Jewish, Islam who believe in the present god, believe in a fantasy(delusion) dreamed up by perverted, ignorant, arrogant men.

All one has to do to realise this, is to read their bibles and Quran themselves rather than let the church give it`s own biased interpretation of it.

The churches have to keep their flock as ignorant as possible in order to control them.

This control ensures the churches survival which is their only interest and not of their flock.

[smalltownatheist]

RAmen!

[Cab0cl0]

Ahoy! I am touched, indeed!

[AtheistCitizen]

praise his noodly appendages..Don't forget to berate the Hindus as well[& theistic Buddhists]!

[krisikov]

This is not the voice of a real woman. I don't even speak English and I hear the horrible difference.

[AnotherYTTroll]

Excellent video. We should make fun of those who believe in god, because they are retarded control freaks.

[premed411]

One would imagine that the Roman Catholic Church would be the most likely to accept the FSM. :P

[CheezMonsterCrazy]

Yeah, you wouldn't see the FSM let Muhammad touch any little girls. He'd just give him a really ugly stripper. :)

[SHARK810s]

FANTASTIC!!! SAVED TO FAVS

[MessagesToYourMind]

yea its good to see you putting up a video or two, it been awhile, but honestly those robotic voices are fucking annoying. Any way to use something else, or is that not possible atm?

anyway though, good video, I liked the ending, but how dear you call the Flying Spaghetti Monster silly and cartoonish ;)

[neotropic9]

I have no mic on this computer

[FreePrometheus]

It is a valid comparison b/c every attribute you give god you can easily give to any invisible deity.

What it comes down to is your making shit up and you need to stop basing peoples lives on made up bullshit.

[Gringoman911]

Why does god even need a man to speak for him? Its rediculous that a man was made into his mouth piece.

[freedom0f5peech]

Your question is answered in the movie "Dogma"... if you have not seen it, I recommend it... it's really funnny! And George Carlin is in it :)