If the president of the United States of America needs advice he doesn't call Benedictus, he also doesn't call Bill Gates, He will call Charlie 'fucking' Sheen!
Thumbs up if you're tired of everyone talking about nothing else than Charlie Sheen leaving this show. Oh, and also thumbs up if you're tired of these sitcoms where they go for tons of seasons without ANY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT WHATSOEVER. Oh, and one last thumbs up if you think Charlie's best moment in the show is when he sings "I love boobies, cause I'm a big kid now".
i know this is crazy but.... what if since all the commercials for the new season are saying stuff like be surprised charlie comes back? i know its stupid but i'm aloud to dream :)
Look my opinion about new 2 and a half men with Ashton Kutche i think is gonna be ok you know, but let me tell you something: You live in a little town and you go in holliday in Miami , were is just parties and beautiful girls and sun but in 2 or 3 weeks you already miss home because nowhere in the world isnt like home and in this case ,home is Charlie Sheen.
@yesman699 Keanu Reeves is typically known for having a straight and emotionless face throughout his acting of almost every of his movies. And playing the role of a 'down-syndrome' character with such an acting style is not suitable for him. =P
At least Ashton looks good and he deserve to get a chance !!! Charlie sheen is dumb asshole no respect for the show or the fans just because he can´t stop partying came drunk on the set! On any other job you will get fired for this too !!! charlie looks like shit!!!!!!!! he always want more money charlie come on its enough!!!! So to all the fans out there of the show !! you know that the only one to blame for this is charlie sheen!!!!
i am the first to admit that it won't be the same without sheen, but it wouldn't be the same without cryer either. sheen was making 1 million per episode and attacked the man who sign his paychecks. he walked away from having it all and made an ass of himself.
FUCKING BASTARDS WHO FIRED CHARLIE FUCK THEM I LOVE TWO AND A HALF MEN BETTER WITH CHARLIE SHEEN IN IT AND I DONT CARE IF ASHTON IS MORE CUTER THAN CHARLIE
no charlie means the show cant continue , putting some one new in means it will be a diffrent show not two and a half men . one and a half men with a stupid new guy
@cromaticas I doubt he WANTS to now, after how those greedy savages treated him. What he does in his personal life is HIS business! It should have NO impact on his CAREER
@aj19bcx That absolute crap, what you do outside of your workplace is YOUR life, YOUR business. He was legally in the right to sue, and you would be too if you were fired for illegal drugs.
hey, dont mock my faith!! lol..... if charle goes away, 2 1/2 men will be canceled due to NO VIEWERS!! thumbs up if u wont watch two and a half men if they fire charlie!!!!
@007rocksalotmann women shouldnt have unprotected sex for numerous reasons and never mind with a man shes not in a long term monogomous relationship with.....
its not even two and a half men anymore, its been Three Men.......yeah just three men for quite a few seasons now so with Charlie leaving that would be Two men, now we need another kid
@fatalnightmare22 I agree. I think it's gonna suck with Ashton Kutcher, that's for sure. othing wrong with Ashton Kutcher but, yeah, "two and a half men" will never be the same again.
Stop; hooting, wooing, wooting, hooing, woohooing, woohooting, hollering, cheering, and so forth, as It makes you more unintelligent than you already are.
lol, oh its pretty unreal jake makes 250,000 dollars for every episode hes in he is the highest paid kid actor so he gets 1 million dollars in four episodes.
NO ONE CAN DO WHAT CHARLIE SHEEN DO
NO ONE CAN REPLACING CHARLIE SHEEN.
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Ryback1991 2 weeks ago
@paisacool who says?
MrCourtmarshall 4 weeks ago
My face was like 3:02 when charlie said that lol.
Ub3rU2mak1 1 month ago
this program is now shit without Charlie
tanner87 1 month ago 7
lol this show fucking sucks
SexyBuilder1888 1 month ago
Thumbs up if you came here because you miss Charlie Harper
caittyk 2 months ago 4
The GREATEST SHOW EVER!!
WINNING!!!
debbydrutz 2 months ago
Charlie was payed 1.6$ millions per episode , but I think he worth it.
Skrebo96 2 months ago
NOBLE PRICE!! xD HILARIOUS!
TheRyanzkie 2 months ago
Thanks for uploading, this is just fantastic uhahuahua
paunocu 3 months ago
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paisacool 3 months ago
If the president of the United States of America needs advice he doesn't call Benedictus, he also doesn't call Bill Gates, He will call Charlie 'fucking' Sheen!
Bluewhitenar 3 months ago
Charlie should make that 2011's show and replace Kelso...
GodofCoD4201 3 months ago
Blue waffle reference. xD
Novemberfree 4 months ago
charlie you're a genius !
matt61234666 4 months ago 4
Thumbs up if you're tired of everyone talking about nothing else than Charlie Sheen leaving this show. Oh, and also thumbs up if you're tired of these sitcoms where they go for tons of seasons without ANY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT WHATSOEVER. Oh, and one last thumbs up if you think Charlie's best moment in the show is when he sings "I love boobies, cause I'm a big kid now".
kurvos 4 months ago
Press 8 to make charlie run!
YlliTj 4 months ago
i know this is crazy but.... what if since all the commercials for the new season are saying stuff like be surprised charlie comes back? i know its stupid but i'm aloud to dream :)
hungreylikeawolf1 4 months ago
tiger blood loser.
fran9860 4 months ago
Charlie did make this show good.... HOWEVER, without Jake.... I dont think the show could go on
Tanyamar79 5 months ago 3
Two And A Half Men = Charlie. No Charlie, no Two And A Half Men!
Ahead5ABC 5 months ago 5
charlie sheen is the best !
ThaCityKidd 5 months ago
Look my opinion about new 2 and a half men with Ashton Kutche i think is gonna be ok you know, but let me tell you something: You live in a little town and you go in holliday in Miami , were is just parties and beautiful girls and sun but in 2 or 3 weeks you already miss home because nowhere in the world isnt like home and in this case ,home is Charlie Sheen.
Sorry for my english Im european
thecuriosLEO 5 months ago 4
thumbs up if you watch two and a half men just for charlie!!
Lolmeep 5 months ago 312
@Lolmeep for charlie and jake
BlackRose31197 4 months ago
@Lolmeep a true fan of charlie does :P and i am one :P
IFreakSlide 2 months ago
"I don't cry when I'm late"
MrMatto91 5 months ago 5
"don't u just HATE it when that happens" LMAO :))))) Charlie is amazing
nkpersian 5 months ago
I didn't laugh once at this video.. Please review the title of this video #FAIL
jacobzurra 5 months ago
'you didn't happen to catch her name did ya?' lol ha
grantser08 5 months ago 2
And you know -- there are plenty of families where Charlie Harper would be considered a positive role model. Charlie Sheen for that matter.
soulierinvestments 6 months ago in playlist Two and a Half Men
Wat Season and Episode Is This !!
SugarRush59 6 months ago
Replacing Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher is like replacing Tom Hanks with Keanu Reeves in Forest Gump.
Str4t0sPh3rE 6 months ago 112
@Str4t0sPh3rE duh!! winning
raoulhery 6 months ago
@Str4t0sPh3rE Jennie.. Woa!
voldlifilm 6 months ago
@Str4t0sPh3rE Forest Gump was a lovable idiot. Keanu Reeves would have been perfect for that role.
yesman699 2 months ago
@yesman699 Keanu Reeves is typically known for having a straight and emotionless face throughout his acting of almost every of his movies. And playing the role of a 'down-syndrome' character with such an acting style is not suitable for him. =P
Str4t0sPh3rE 2 months ago
@Str4t0sPh3rE agreed, Keanu has to become a good actor again ready for bill and ted 3
16Ezalb 4 weeks ago
@Str4t0sPh3rE Indeed, but the difference between Keanu and Ashton is, Keanu is actually a good actor.
FemalePirate 2 months ago
@FemalePirate Not really ; -D
matgylper 1 month ago
@Str4t0sPh3rE lmfao
DBR00 1 month ago
@Str4t0sPh3rE I would actually like to see Keanu Reeves play forest gump, would be hillarous.
Tawaxyon 2 weeks ago 2
2 and a half men without charlie is like salty ice-cream
hakulip 6 months ago 4
2 and a half men is GAY if theres no Charlie
therambo231 6 months ago 3
Hes a winner
CharlieBorrows 6 months ago
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every "Sheen" is funny :)
ienjoyxmas 7 months ago
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ienjoyxmas 7 months ago
the stick turns blue!
ozfan3000 7 months ago
I don't cry when I'm late..XD
Shadomancer 7 months ago
charlie's my favourite!
copsrhot 7 months ago
wat did jake say?
samrahb7 7 months ago
@samrahb7 "What's the big deal I don't cry when i'm late!"
Bubble093 6 months ago 2
@Bubble093 thnx
samrahb7 6 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
2:48 THUMBS UP IF YOU LAUGHED.
CHARLIE SHEEN IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
RSHackz4you 7 months ago 6
It's illegal to fire someone drugs so he's gonna win if he's not hired in court
VideoLogDotCom 7 months ago
@VideoLogDotCom Sheen just LOST in COURT this past week
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At least Ashton looks good and he deserve to get a chance !!! Charlie sheen is dumb asshole no respect for the show or the fans just because he can´t stop partying came drunk on the set! On any other job you will get fired for this too !!! charlie looks like shit!!!!!!!! he always want more money charlie come on its enough!!!! So to all the fans out there of the show !! you know that the only one to blame for this is charlie sheen!!!!
Britneyonlyyou 7 months ago
i am the first to admit that it won't be the same without sheen, but it wouldn't be the same without cryer either. sheen was making 1 million per episode and attacked the man who sign his paychecks. he walked away from having it all and made an ass of himself.
nissansentraglx 7 months ago
I dont understand why they wanna keep goin without Charlie. It will not be the same even how good Ashton is..
Lolittie 7 months ago
@Lolittie which he isent
freshpbluessoul 7 months ago
FUCKING BASTARDS WHO FIRED CHARLIE FUCK THEM I LOVE TWO AND A HALF MEN BETTER WITH CHARLIE SHEEN IN IT AND I DONT CARE IF ASHTON IS MORE CUTER THAN CHARLIE
FUCK ASHTON CHARLIE SHEEN FOREVER IN MY LIFE!!!!!
code0Star 8 months ago
no charlie means the show cant continue , putting some one new in means it will be a diffrent show not two and a half men . one and a half men with a stupid new guy
freshpbluessoul 8 months ago
one and a half men, and one coyote toy
tmarkable 8 months ago 2
"What's the big deal, I don't cry when Im late?"
nomisrofreve 8 months ago
this is as good as tbbt
koopatrev 8 months ago
ashton kutcher is playing charlie sheen?are you fucking kidding me?what is this..i dont even..
cromaticas 8 months ago
@cromaticas
actually Kutcher will be a different character. Still sucks though
MPieter88 8 months ago
@MPieter88 is this for just a few months untill charlie is sober again?or is he never coming back?
cromaticas 8 months ago
@cromaticas
From what i heard, Kutcher only signed a contract for 1 season. Wouldnt know what happens after that.
MPieter88 8 months ago
@cromaticas I doubt he WANTS to now, after how those greedy savages treated him. What he does in his personal life is HIS business! It should have NO impact on his CAREER
SpadaccinoLuciano 8 months ago
@SpadaccinoLuciano any other career you do illegal drugs you get fired.
aj19bcx 8 months ago
@aj19bcx That absolute crap, what you do outside of your workplace is YOUR life, YOUR business. He was legally in the right to sue, and you would be too if you were fired for illegal drugs.
SpadaccinoLuciano 8 months ago
Ashton Kutcher as so funny as he might be, he can't replace Charlie Sheen ..
That man is a genius ^^
ZcOrPiOxD 8 months ago
lol its funny that a guy called jon cryer shows up on the screen lol
SuperResi5 8 months ago
Ashton kutcher will never be as good as Charlie sheen.
istewiegriffin6858 8 months ago 5
The loss of this This show leaves a huge void that only epic winners like Charlie sheen can fill
jfergie0515 8 months ago
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
I WANT CHARLIE SHEEN BACK!!!!!!
J055IT4 8 months ago
Charlie Sheen is the best man ever ;D
aylar321123 8 months ago
Well Charlie, it's been a fun run! Two and a Half Men won't be the same without ya. :(
crazydrumma 8 months ago
¡ʍʍoɥs sıɥʇ ǝʌol ı
theyoungman15 8 months ago
what are you late for, hun?
what's the big deal? I don't cry when I'm late!
muahahahahaa
Danyellah 8 months ago
LMFAO!!!! so funny
matt61234666 9 months ago
hey, dont mock my faith!! lol..... if charle goes away, 2 1/2 men will be canceled due to NO VIEWERS!! thumbs up if u wont watch two and a half men if they fire charlie!!!!
TheSuperChocalate 9 months ago 12
@TheSuperChocalate this is rediculous, i love two and a half men and i'll allways watch :)
pablo172crew 8 months ago
"What's the big deal, I don't cry when im late"
thesmartphonereviews 9 months ago 5
This show is going to crumble to the ground without Charle Sheen.
CoreyPerrySucks 9 months ago 5
he doesn't ask the woman if they're on the pill...huh
TheSasmaster6000 9 months ago
"what's the big deal i don't cry when i'm late.." LMAOOO
joeycalciokush 9 months ago 7
don't you find yourself in a slow elevator without a condom? oh, look who am i asking! - HAHA
amarbemts 9 months ago
When is the wedding ... yeah!
Supreme40x 9 months ago
dont mock my faith xd
Kimbolie7 9 months ago
I did not think this to be funny at all... a pregnancy is a VERY serious matter.
007rocksalotmann 10 months ago
@007rocksalotmann women shouldnt have unprotected sex for numerous reasons and never mind with a man shes not in a long term monogomous relationship with.....
jerzeytpke 9 months ago
Hahaha Charlies dance was soo cute :)
sk8ter21000 10 months ago
its not even two and a half men anymore, its been Three Men.......yeah just three men for quite a few seasons now so with Charlie leaving that would be Two men, now we need another kid
Ishlam 10 months ago
...this is "hilarious" ....?
what type of people think this is funny.... ugh please develop yourselves! this is horrible.
bio2020 10 months ago
0:58 =epic face.
kitster900 10 months ago
this couldn't be less funny
basehead617 10 months ago
fuck this if theres no charlie, theres no 2 and a half men.
fatalnightmare22 10 months ago 429
@fatalnightmare22 ya theres only 1 and a half
EXTCroller 10 months ago
@EXTCroller no charlie sheen constitutes as more than one...more like 2 and a quarter. so they only have a quarter of a man left
fatalnightmare22 10 months ago
@fatalnightmare22 ohh good point
EXTCroller 10 months ago
@fatalnightmare22 only 1 and half
ShadowWolf043 8 months ago
@ShadowWolf043 tbh, only a bout a quarter.
fatalnightmare22 8 months ago
@fatalnightmare22 it's a pity Charlie did enough Cocaine to kill Two and a half Men !!
biggus8888 8 months ago
@fatalnightmare22 yep.. then it would just be 'half man' D:
janifromkurikka 7 months ago
@fatalnightmare22 I agree. I think it's gonna suck with Ashton Kutcher, that's for sure. othing wrong with Ashton Kutcher but, yeah, "two and a half men" will never be the same again.
Awesome1red 3 months ago
@fatalnightmare22 It's like 1 & 1/2 man and another dude
kevenbelangerharbour 3 months ago
I wont watch this anymore without charlie harper! I WANT CHARLIE BACK!
Petegrin1 10 months ago 3
@Petegrin1 100% agree. Itll be fkn shit with someone else as charlie harper
Brett1300 10 months ago
two and a half men best scene
/watch?v=_ffptt45hUU
gustavoba96 10 months ago
this scene is BI-WINNING
blackghost2516 10 months ago 2
BOOM! WIN!!!!!!
EKSvideos 10 months ago
#WINNING!
itzeyadig 10 months ago
serves them right for being canceled.. gay show.. and the viewers even need to hear background laughs, to know when it's "funny"
Aleque 10 months ago
@Aleque The show has not been canceled, how is this a wired/homosexual show? Various shows use background laughs.
xKronikzHD 10 months ago
@Aleque
you know how this show is produced and recorded?
AlPinski 10 months ago
@AlPinski what does it have to do with anything?
Aleque 10 months ago
@Aleque
it is recorded live. the laughs you hear are real.
AlPinski 10 months ago
@AlPinski is there any proof of this?
Aleque 10 months ago
@Aleque
google tvtickets-com and two and a half men. then you'll find the site, were you've been able to order the tickets for the live recording.
AlPinski 10 months ago
Charlie Sheen is irreplaceable!
xostephanie20ox 10 months ago
BI-WINNING!!
LowLowSpinners 10 months ago
im only watching this because of all the media attention on charlie sheen. never heard of him before or this show. im from the uk. lol.
xSweetHoneyBeex 10 months ago
LOL is it just me or when jake says ''she's crying, DUH'' the sentence that comes to mind is ''WINNING, DUH''
Zezima996 10 months ago 2
"what's the big deal I don't cry when I'm late" haha Jake is so adorable
cassidysinger4 10 months ago 2
Epic Winning!
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tusmorninginsept911 11 months ago
when he goes out and lives like his character in real life they crucify him.. hypocratical!!!!
1leggedbird 11 months ago 2
WINNING
82hky82 11 months ago 86
LOL didnt happen to catch her name did you....
ImStac 11 months ago 2
I wonder if everybody else on the cast of Two and a Half Men are stll shooting new episodes or if they have to stop making money because of sheen
gootch420 11 months ago
r.i.p two and a half men
7David7VillaRonaldo7 11 months ago 6
@7David7VillaRonaldo7 haha
gootch420 11 months ago
yawn
rossyb1 11 months ago
it's also funny in german. never knew it's popular in germany!
Rogelle 11 months ago 2
lolololol best show on TV.
love charlie so funny lmfao.
matt61234666 11 months ago 4
I LOVE IT
visit two-and-a-half-men.eu for all episodes
Harperfreak 11 months ago
i dont know about slow elevators... but those damn escolators need to hurry the hell up.. getting women pregnant on those every time i go to the mall
crazychash09 11 months ago
gotta love charlie....
unkownreaper121 11 months ago
"Look who I'm asking..." XD
SingenStattAtmen 11 months ago
as opposed to the nobel prize winners you usually bring home lol
biggerthanyou79 1 year ago 4
hey! don't mock my faith
stefankolev89 1 year ago
Dont mock my FAITH!
LauGhTeRBG 1 year ago 3
@ 5950714
No, he didnt, there are rwo ways in zo the kitchen.
Nice vud btw
vangunslinger 1 year ago
Jake went the wrong way xD
5950714 1 year ago
Stop; hooting, wooing, wooting, hooing, woohooing, woohooting, hollering, cheering, and so forth, as It makes you more unintelligent than you already are.
Mysteriousone11 1 year ago
The look on Charlie's face at :59 says it all!
CheeseReaper22 1 year ago
i dont cry when im late XD
coconutheadlice 1 year ago
"what are you late for hun" LOLLLL
theman3320 1 year ago 3
lol late for what
swanton200 1 year ago
That's what I do every time one of my girlfriend's tested negative for pregnancy.
I hop around like a retard and suddenly life is beautiful!!!
SatanistTV 1 year ago
Since when is the side of the house closest to the audience an entrance to the kitchen/tv area?
CStheoneandonly 1 year ago
Why does the kid have to be a typical fat yank boy?
pingtran 1 year ago
@pingtran that was years ago
SIRHENNY1 1 year ago
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not funny. sorry.
vamptasticnatalie 1 year ago
@vamptasticnatalie Sucks to be you ..
iWigY 1 year ago
@vamptasticnatalie
you don't have to apologize for having a bad sense of humour :)
AlPinski 10 months ago
i don't like chelsea, too much love story, she's boring!!!
MrMetometo 1 year ago
men
galaxyad9386 1 year ago
The STICK turns blue!
PilotRyanProductions 1 year ago 5
She's crying, duuuhhh.
Weirderino 1 year ago
LOVE Charlies reaction at 0:25
007rocksalotmann 1 year ago
how did this happ.. scratch that
simen705 1 year ago
charlies ruthlessness FTW
DiosanXaquerry 1 year ago
i was wondering what he ment then it clicked lol
chase1146 1 year ago
boy dont you just hate when that happens
Lisag507 1 year ago
Don't you hate it when that happens? LMFAO.
MatthewPrinceTran 1 year ago
she's crying DUH XD
Omlete? Oh I'm late!!!! XD Love this show. It's soo funny!
BestFlushedAwayfan 1 year ago
two and a half men #FTW :D <3
poprocks211 1 year ago
Is it meant to be Kandi on the phone
Deadhorse777 1 year ago
"she's crying, duhhh.." best line ever
KyleNettlebeck 1 year ago
yeh i do hate it when that happens LOL
leviethen 1 year ago
lol, oh its pretty unreal jake makes 250,000 dollars for every episode hes in he is the highest paid kid actor so he gets 1 million dollars in four episodes.
skyblue2567 1 year ago
"Didn't happen to caught her name did ya"-)
summerdowling87 1 year ago 4
This is my favorite TV-show! I really hope Charlie Sheen did not quit season 8.
AnaNord 1 year ago
"Whats the big deal, I don't cry when I'm late" HAHAHA Jake is great.
spike6958 1 year ago 2
CHARLIE SHEEN FOR#1 SEX ADDICT
CharlieSheenCampaign 1 year ago 20
@CharlieSheenCampaign ......actually tiger woods
beccaE333 1 year ago
Has anybody realized now that we're coming out of a recession Charlie sleeps with women regardless of there financial status?
IMFDB 1 year ago 2