To this day i still can't beat Nintendo i keep telling myself i'll stop buying Nintendo products what happens........ i buy Nintendo products *sigh* Nintendo you can't beat them.....
We are Knee-Ten-Do, Ultimate TV Game System. Aim your Zapper Gun. You cannot beat us. Even with your Robot Partner...You cannot beat us. Discover New Worlds! You cannot beat US! We are Knee-Ten-Do, We challenge ALL PLAYERS! You cannot beat us.
I kind of see what they were going for with this idea, "You cannot beat us" and then showing the bosses, it's sort of reverse psychology.. But this commercial failed in the fact it is stupidly scary. Seriously did no one in the advertising dept. stop and look at what they had made before sending it out into the world? It probs would have worked if the voices were not so nightmare inducing. I don't remember these ad's despite being a kid when they would have aired.. Repressed memories anyone?
ya know,the new mario games have good graphics,but the graphics are WAY too good,which makes those games suck.also the new sonic games are nowhere near the story at all.personoly,I think the creators of sonic unleashed(kinda good same for secret rings to),sonic and the secret rings,and sonic and the black knight didn't even read the story to start with!(lol i had 145 letters left but now i have 99.
@merlinsaprentice wait, what? Nintendo was the only one making NES games in the first place. thats why it was called Nintendo Entertainment System. xD
nintendo old phrase was "You can not beat us" it head meaning all their old games were unbeatable such as duck hunt when u get to level 100 the ducks glitch around the screen and u instantly get game over same with a few other old nintendo games
omg these guys are on crack i can beat these games while i am standing on my head carrying a waffle bowl sundae and a rat wearing a tuxedo...but...why would i do any of those things in the first place? LAWLS
We are Nintendo. Entenet TV Game System. Hand your zapper gun. You cannot beat us! Even with your robot partnah? You cannot beat us! Discover new worlds! You cannot beat us! We are Nintendo! We challenge for NES! You cannot beat us!
o.0
marioloveskirby 2 months ago
that's why I bought a sega master system
spiersaz 3 months ago
I think I remember this and the part where I almost pissed myself back then .-.
LOCUSTHATER666 3 months ago
I Think there talking about sony and microsoft or sega at the time, telling them that nintendo can't and won't be beaten
hyrulian1000 4 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL XDDDD
adonis4441 4 months ago
...
SlythR45 4 months ago
0_0
makinde360 5 months ago
Well then... We do have a NES... and that is one awkward commercial. o-0
KampfderLiebe95 5 months ago
well, i bet all of you guys in my childhood so what now
darthjump 6 months ago
my chrome closed out without any warning and i was scared
help me ;n;
TheRealBacontroll 6 months ago
this is how they should sell this newfangled crap
Digijedi569 6 months ago
and thats why i dont have a nes
mrsuperevee 6 months ago
To this day i still can't beat Nintendo i keep telling myself i'll stop buying Nintendo products what happens........ i buy Nintendo products *sigh* Nintendo you can't beat them.....
Kaylak1989 6 months ago
I did, and i had a great time doin it :3
y2k4ever1 7 months ago
they should have sent this to their competitors, not their consumers.
toastedtesticles 7 months ago
NINTENDO
YOU CANNOT BEAT US
*in parenthesis small words*
This commercial is now directed to Sony and Microsoft, IN YOUR FACE!
duranls1 8 months ago
We are Knee-Ten-Do, Ultimate TV Game System. Aim your Zapper Gun. You cannot beat us. Even with your Robot Partner...You cannot beat us. Discover New Worlds! You cannot beat US! We are Knee-Ten-Do, We challenge ALL PLAYERS! You cannot beat us.
Bren4Blox 8 months ago
O____o
theakimboassassin1 8 months ago
This is how you get kids to stop playing video-games.
patrix4th 8 months ago
I...cannot beat us.... I cannot beat us...
paulgtmovies 8 months ago
that made me light my wii on fire and thro it out the window
partmaker55 9 months ago
Oh god.. dalek=nintendo.. I knew it!!
zeko771 9 months ago
Thats how you get to the kids, scare the shit outta them. XD
hawkcrie 9 months ago
Exterminate?
eightbither0 9 months ago
Thats enough internet for me today.
Stirl2 9 months ago
What the actual fuck.
MsChihiroSan 9 months ago
Bitch I've already beaten you! ;)
princessdaisyXflower 10 months ago
@princessdaisyXflower Nah you haven't. That was merely the Chinese knock-off version.
IdentNone 4 months ago
meh
ive seen scarier
MegaFinnyboy 11 months ago
Who At Nintendo Thought This Was A Good Idea :)
sonic6264 11 months ago 7
@sonic6264 obviously,a idiot!
lisasimpson2381987 2 months ago
@sonic6264 anonymous
cakemaster10 2 months ago
...I cannot beat you...I cannot beat you...*waking up* ah,damn,I beat you a lot of times!RECOGNIZE!
TheLuigiadrian 11 months ago
You know what. I thinnk i found chuck norris's weakness
TheJimsterJim 1 year ago
O_o you cannot beat us LOL!
supernickyX45 1 year ago
I have beat all games in my nes libary so in your face nintendo!
yxa95 1 year ago
I had a dream similar to this, except it was the monstrous Hive-Mind Imperiax that was threatening me.
Gavster59 1 year ago
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
TheChief05 1 year ago
So that's why Ninja Gaiden is so hard :D
Arcadeprehacked 1 year ago
The dog sounds like a robotic australian.
The green robot dude sounds like a robot gargling water.
Bowser sounds like he is running out of air.
gmfk07 1 year ago
I kind of see what they were going for with this idea, "You cannot beat us" and then showing the bosses, it's sort of reverse psychology.. But this commercial failed in the fact it is stupidly scary. Seriously did no one in the advertising dept. stop and look at what they had made before sending it out into the world? It probs would have worked if the voices were not so nightmare inducing. I don't remember these ad's despite being a kid when they would have aired.. Repressed memories anyone?
Designandrew 1 year ago
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WTF I DONT EVEN LOL!
Designandrew 1 year ago
The Japanese path to world domination.
Fluffishy 1 year ago
am i the only one hearing "you cannot beat ass"? o.o
pmvtl1 1 year ago
It sounds like Komplex from Bucky O'Hare
5cyp43r 1 year ago
and so poor little timmy wet himself every night. The end.
dragonpaw101 1 year ago
Bad guys of nintendo :p
AlexVamp2 1 year ago
0^0 Makes me happy that I was born ten years after this commercial aired....
Driftshift66 1 year ago
@Driftshift66 0^0 is undefined.
Flippyxtrne 1 year ago
YOU CANNOT BEAT US!
MegaDenden123 1 year ago
i think nintendo is trying to brainwash us
BubTheJello 1 year ago
thats why i check under my bed every day
epicness40 1 year ago
This could EASILY be a threat to the government if you replace Nintendo with an anonymous name XD
DragonTrainerAlex 1 year ago 8
...?
Psychstix 1 year ago
Even with your... robot partneh ?
Lol
olivierfromricochet 1 year ago
Rofl, watching this in a dark room at 2AM now xD!
Niwatori12 1 year ago
@Niwatori12 i watched it at 3am
YoshiFan978 1 year ago
o.o is right
iTzOvR9OOO 1 year ago
Holy shit. Was this a real commercial? I don't remember it, but then again my mind might have suppressed the experience.
moofassa22 1 year ago
how is this scary no offence to you who think it is
IDGAD96 1 year ago
very creepy advert, mate.
simon726 1 year ago
Beating you off is a game to us.
beyli 1 year ago
OMG
o.o
that was scary
ScaryFrog 1 year ago
seems too much an acisd trip once had....
jawbraeka 1 year ago
Ninsatan entertainment system
Kingddd333 1 year ago
LOL!
johnarcheus 1 year ago
its not scary to me
DaConnorPro 1 year ago
I actually can beat Bowser and Lakuti.....So yeah, I CAN BEAT SOME OF YOU..
qwertyuiopasdfgh1224 1 year ago
YAWN! You guys have already been beat and in the closet collecting dust. so hows the SNES, the N64 and the Gamecube Doing that you're sitting by?
clinch44 1 year ago
ROB can SO totally pwn you Lego guys!
valzilla2000 2 years ago
i already did beat you guys...
um09dndam 2 years ago
ya know,the new mario games have good graphics,but the graphics are WAY too good,which makes those games suck.also the new sonic games are nowhere near the story at all.personoly,I think the creators of sonic unleashed(kinda good same for secret rings to),sonic and the secret rings,and sonic and the black knight didn't even read the story to start with!(lol i had 145 letters left but now i have 99.
nintendork2000 2 years ago
wait,so let me see if i'm seeing this right, just because of good graphics?
WIIgeek0 2 years ago
nintendo sux at making NES games.
merlinsaprentice 2 years ago
@merlinsaprentice wait, what? Nintendo was the only one making NES games in the first place. thats why it was called Nintendo Entertainment System. xD
SotheX 2 years ago
LOOOOOOOOOOL, okay, the NES was made like 20 years ago. Seriously, you weren't even alive.
4znPpl 1 year ago
me and r.o.b will kick your ass 3d man
crashtestgoku 2 years ago
even with ROB YOU CANNOT BEAT US
padmescurl 2 years ago
nintendo old phrase was "You can not beat us" it head meaning all their old games were unbeatable such as duck hunt when u get to level 100 the ducks glitch around the screen and u instantly get game over same with a few other old nintendo games
videogamedude1000 2 years ago
imagine if they came in your house in your sleep O_O
wiz101rox1 2 years ago 28
@wiz101rox1 Oh dear god. oAo;;
Driftshift66 1 year ago
@wiz101rox1 Ohshit.... o_____o
KampfderLiebe95 5 months ago
@wiz101rox1 WE R NINTENDO! WE GONNA MOLEST U!!! thats scary man
darkdave1998 5 months ago
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we are nintendo
u cannot beat us
Microsoft Xbox360 BEAT Nintendo
we are Microsoft
u cannot beat us
legreckencriss 2 years ago
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@legreckencriss Xbox 360 pwns Wii
videogamedude1000 2 years ago
@videogamedude1000
Nintendo gains money with each sold console.
Microsoft loses money with each sold console.
I kinda think Nintendo won there.
Even tho the games are utterly crap on average.
Ins0mnia365 2 years ago
I just died a little bit on the inside.
greenybub 2 years ago 24
@greenybub ....that's the way you do it
blizzardballz 1 year ago
WOW
pwnzro 2 years ago
weird
chriskat911 2 years ago
what...the....FUCK?!
Nintendo r evil
xTonytheNinjax 2 years ago
That is really freaking scary
TheGamingFly 2 years ago
YOU CANNOT BEAT US~!!!
Deathshke 2 years ago
this proabbly gave little kidz nightmarez...
videogamedude1000 2 years ago
It`s Karoshi!
SnipballTheBestBall 2 years ago
we challenge your ass? well to late . i already kicked its butt!
nateman2002 2 years ago
did nintendo aprove of this shit?i bet this would make anybody stay away from the nes.lol
janiebug53 2 years ago
omg these guys are on crack i can beat these games while i am standing on my head carrying a waffle bowl sundae and a rat wearing a tuxedo...but...why would i do any of those things in the first place? LAWLS
Kappatekki 2 years ago
Scarred for life
cmpunk185 3 years ago 19
XD.
BigSharkZ 3 years ago
this is funny as hell
bestmand902 3 years ago 7
More scary than funny in my opinion XD.
BigSharkZ 3 years ago 7
That IS creepy. It's like brain washing.
TheBratKingJareth 3 years ago
haha! omg that is so fuckin hilarious! XD
xxbellaCullen13xx 3 years ago
It's more scary than hilarous in my opinion xD.
BigSharkZ 3 years ago
lool XD
xxbellaCullen13xx 3 years ago
We are Nintendo. Entenet TV Game System. Hand your zapper gun. You cannot beat us! Even with your robot partnah? You cannot beat us! Discover new worlds! You cannot beat us! We are Nintendo! We challenge for NES! You cannot beat us!
So many mistakes lulz.
BigSharkZ 3 years ago
@BigSharkZ buy more games!! restiance is futile!!!!!!!
lol by the way. what was the bird on the cloud
Silverluigi98 1 year ago
woulda thought that would a been a sony commercial geez
ichi8899 3 years ago
Shit if I see that as a kid il be like mom I dont want a nes for christmas anymore the guy scared me out luckely I never see the commercial
coolninjatvprod 3 years ago
Lol, it scares me too XD
BigSharkZ 3 years ago
YEW CAN NAWT BEAHT UHS!
mariobros3648 3 years ago
I CAN! :D
BigSharkZ 3 years ago
Come on you stupid nintendo bitches i can beat you you can deafet me i can beat you you canot beat me :D
bsia10 3 years ago
Lol..
BigSharkZ 3 years ago
O.O
what was nintendo thinking?!?
Corad4 3 years ago 2
Brainwash players so they can buy Nintendos or just....be scared as hell o.o
BigSharkZ 3 years ago
OMG X3
lol
THEY SAY
*BUY OUR STUFF OR YOU'LL BE NOOBS FOR LIFE!*
XD
Corad4 3 years ago
xD.
BigSharkZ 3 years ago
XD i can beat them i am a champ
bsia10 3 years ago