A typical day in Skyrim

[epona400]

what happend at 3:12? just a randon thief in a randon village?

[myronic123]

Oh no... It's Lu Bu!

[ihazcheese]

3:06 hahahahahahahaha

[eddyzeo]

1:38 killing a thief in riften, aint like everybody thiefs there xDD

[raemeredith]

I was trying to figure out what was up with the waterfall, when I saw the fish. The laughs, they were good.

[TheFelax]

lol at 3:05

[legovids101]

A typical day is punching midgets. 6:25

[nazgrulslayer151]

someone needs to make a like a boss skyrim music video

[superokamifan]

3 days laster and the head is still rolling

[xomiakas]

You are one evil motherfucker.

[HeroAngel89]

ahhhh a typical day at skyrim, you know killing...... two dragons, liberating skyrim, and making more leather strips..... XD you know the usually ( ;

[MelissaBorges2001]

This video is so funny xD

[WhySoSerious250]

quick note to all u werewolves if u feed then use the roar it cuts it but u still get the healtha nd stuff so its alot faster and all yep. :D

[CashDardenmusic]

2:05 Horse:is he dead? LOL

[dododleydododotcom]

3:36 hiii chris

[wweTheGame7]

1:25 Troll: come at me bro!!

[Wh0rse]

that was one tough thief

[ToshitheWolf]

wait, was the horse actually attacking the Saber-tooth at 1:09 ???

[Twilightmagi]

That horse sure can doubletap.

[prestobob23]

wish u could take heads when u cut them off... a little messed up but it would be cool.

[BSFgamerboy]

Cause eryone joined the dark brotherhood and the companions -_-#

[3456coolkid]

@BSFgamerboy why wouldnt you?

[shadowthehh2]

3:06

"WIIIIEEEE! CHRIIIIIIIIIS!!"

[GodDoesGames]

3:50-4:15 Skyrim in 25 seconds.

[mmmPYROhmm]

Love how you named your horse-riding character Lu Bu XD

[xfInN90x]

2:05 thats what horses call t-bagging!

[Jessielovessesshomar]

Holy active quests, Dragonborn!

[Analpirat95]

how did you got that armor ?

[SquartaPapere97]

3:51 FISH STYLE!!!

[Alligator1795]

lol 2:05 horse is picking at the dead body XD

[Azzadar777]

1:05 is a badass orc fistfighting a sabertooth tiger. He should be in an old spice commercial.

[thepeter3612]

Troll, hmmmm... Oh yea the last vid before this one was made by one

[JustPowaPT]

3:06 - HIIIIIEEEE!  CHRIIIIIIIIIIIS!! :D

[dragonhollow87]

was that barehanded beat down thing in the beginning a mod or can i do that on console? if so on console, how?

[shanetaylor112]

2:18 is someone there? oh just a dude in a halloween costume.... AAAHHR!

[mrsirful]

ITS LU BU!!!!!!! Run away before he impales you with his spear, lifts you in the air, smacks you fifty times and then throws you across the map!!!

aaaaaa.....dynasty warriors, gooood times

[ROCKmaster201]

NO Lollygaggin.

[Heartandsoulsable]

It's... It's Lu Bu!!!

[HitmanMoneyMaker]

person:you cant stop me!!!!

you:{gets axe out}

[bucknemc]

What happened at 6:50?

[CatNinji]

hiiiiieee!  Chriiiiiiiis!!

[AlphaBlast1]

Lu Bu!!!!!!

[MrJarle220]

Did u guys hear that little kid '' kill one person and solove soo many problems *smile* '' Holy shit

At beginning

[neowneow13]

HIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!

CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS!!!

what is that comic suppose to mean o.o

[Lanephotography222]

So I got kidnapped by Astrid and she told me to kill one of the people in the room, so I killed her. After that I got the password to their hideout and killed all of them. Now I am finally free of their pathetic assassination attempts.

[arsenalsoccer2]

@Lanephotography222 ive gotta do that

[player120370]

2:05 horse wants an ass.........

[wesleywong11]

whats ur gear from 0:33-0:58

[SteroidDuck]

@wesleywong11 Thieves guild armor

[Baboo405]

3:05 is a picture of a man screaming and saying

HIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE CHHRRIIIIIIIISSSS

[Retnuh1231]

2:20 ROOOOOOAARRR!!!

Gambler: is someone there?

[Candorousable]

Did you get the skooma? :D

[ZeAequitas]

I honestly thought she was about to murder that horse with her bare hands at 1:18.

[lewis2301]

I absolutely died of laughter when I found out his horse's name was "Lu Bu's Horse" XD

[happycowmonkeylord]

lol 3:05 keepin it real

[trolol123]

2:36 that happens in my closet every night its so fucking annoying

[teh1owner]

I wish you could show old ladies your penis in Skyrim.

[pmt1103]

SOMEBODY GET IN A FIST FIGHT WITH A DRAGON ALONE I WANT TO SEE THAT

[mackshark5]

how do you do finishers?

[chargersphinx]

@mackshark5 they are random

[kreaper17]

@mackshark5 ask Shao Khan of Mortal Kombat.

[ArrowToTheKnee14]

did anyone else here him spaming the mouse at 0:32

[DefourOwnsYa]

U play on easy diff?

[SolidSnack666]

i think its death note

[sakuzenshi]

Hie Chris.

[Lanephotography222]

*They're -.- I make typos after no sleep.

[Lanephotography222]

How do I kill the dark brotherhood? I don't want to join them. Their such a pretentious organization. They're supposed to be so selective in their recruiting, yet every "hand picked" assassin they send after me is a total pussy. I can one hit them with my Daedric greatsword now. When will they learn to leave me alone?

[DefourOwnsYa]

@Lanephotography222 Well people who hate you ask the dark brotherhood to kill you. I did once got rid of them but that's only possible by first joining them and then slaughter them all. Either by doing a mission or just crash their hideout.

[Lanephotography222]

@DefourOwnsYa So that actually stops the assassination attempts? I just assumed those were random events, and that killing the people in the actual hideout wouldn't have any effect. Sorta like how there are only like 20 dragon burials but a hundred random dragons.

[HuskyKipzRulez]

@Lanephotography222 Chuck Norris shits 'em out. :D

[lonehunter123]

5:07 Unfortunately, he didnt qualify for Skyrims got talent.

[MegaRattlehead666]

HIIIIEEEE! CHRIIIIIIIIIIS!!

[WinRunescape]

At 3:08 did she say the f word?

[CODCupCake]

@WinRunescape Jew??

[HamoodStarAlhosani]

@WinRunescape

i guess it's true....

ever read the wolf queen V3?

it's talking about the high queen being called a whore with bastard childeren :P

i guess you would enjoy...XD

[Katurodrake]

Murder someone randomly.

Guard: "YOU STOP" Guard gets killed by same person.

Lady attending hotel: "My god that really just happened!" D:

Pay for a night there.

Lady like nothing happened: "I'll show you to your room."

Me: o_o wat, you were just freaking out

[FootballAndXbox]

@Katurodrake Lol I noticed that as well.

[RedSkiesAwaitUs]

@Katurodrake Thats cause she's scared you're gonna kill her.. She's practically shitting herself on the inside. 

[SaukleOwnzYourWorld]

@Katurodrake Money solves alot of things :)

[mysteriousway]

@Katurodrake Money Money !

[UberT0mm]

Salmonborn

[NinyMuT]

0:37 how are you so fast attacking ?

[WildBerserker1]

so you help that skooma addict orc,then she offers you and you end up killing her...gotta love the total randomness of this game lol

[Ninjastephens]

Pause at 3:06. That guy tore his own head off.

[Ninjastephens]

1:14 CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKITTY CLICKITTY CLICK CLICK CLICK

[Nitrousx]

Lu Bu

hahaha XD

[Sagiy21]

Down-vote for using subliminal messages.

[brutalmad]

@Johnny69s i see ur a fan of dynasty warriors

so am i

[SkysWeirdProductions]

0:21 HE'S ESCAPING!!! 

[Jevon177]

TeeHee, I gave extra snow to Skyrim :P

[Karch101]

stop right there criminal scum!

[itachi33343]

You are a sick, twisted little child, fair-shield.

[ShitHappensToThisGuy]

2:04

''Is he really dead?''

*poke poke poke*

[aggelos6899]

what's that comic photo at 3:05?

[Jks88]

@aggelos6899 "HIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE! CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!" Looks like he bites his finger off & realizes that's not a good idea.

[KrankyBIAS]

@aggelos6899 an old man peeling off his face shouting "HIIIIIIEEEEEE CHRIIIIIIIIIS!" I shit you not

[chargersphinx]

@KrankyBIAS yeah i saw that too

[lewis2301]

@aggelos6899 I think it's not a comic. It seems to me that it's more like Manga.

[Fryshman]

@aggelos6899 Its from a manga, or looks like it

[shadowraptor90990]

@aggelos6899 3:06

[aggelos6899]

@shadowraptor90990 ;P

[dawgalova]

@aggelos6899 guy taking off a wax mask and saying HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIS

[aggelos6899]

@dawgalova yep I saw it...ty :D

[indyfox007]

6:28 "WHAT SICK MAN SEND BABIES TO FIGHT ME!?"

[senormanable]

5:40 did that just happen!?

can i have room?  sure thing.

shes co casusal,

[Nizarut9001]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that's tried to catch fishing going up a little waterfall type thing,

[Load0Sheep]

"A day is not Complete without killing..."

- The Lone Wanderer

[micxboi]

Haha if only they made dynasty warrior's weapons in skyrim, because you definitely need Lu Bu's spear. Actually, you need a spear period, I wonder why skyrim didn't include spear. I means its one of the oldest weapons, next to the bow and arrow.

[KRAJJI96]

0:33 epic button mashing XDDDD

[TheKeyBladeMastah666]

Sleep well? T_T ...

AXE SLAM

[Sorenthaz]

3:06 - ...Wiiiiiiiieeee! Chriiiiiiiiis!! ...? o.O

[Polyhendron]

Lu Bu's Horse is a reference to Dynasty Warriors!

[gmk120]

why don't you show an adventurer taking an arrow in the knee and becoming a guard?

[paranormalstieve]

wiee crhrisss

[iiBilliam]

lu bu's horse :D

[siknik24]

6:53 ZOMBIE!

[siknik24]

need somehting?

[gonotredame40]

Riften is the Detroit of skyrim.

[csj1212]

An NPC named Confi- OH MY GOD SNOWFLAKES

[Thegreatnoobinvasion]

2:16 "Is someone there?"

You probably thought there was someone there, about to shoot you in the knee with an arrow.

Nope, Chuck Testa.

[HopeDiedScreaming]

of course the thief has pot....

3:40

[lordarchron]

6:40 ahh crap they took my kidney



[Legendproductionz12]

6:14 SKYRIM UMPALUMPA !!!!!

[BlueRogue6]

"Dog fights? In our caves? I WONT HAVE IT. CALL IN PETA."

"In all due respect sir, fuck PETA, I have a better client for the job."

"Really? What could possibly fit better for a situation."

*Cue Werewolf attack*

[reirobin]

1:15 and I thought she was after the poor horse!

[Jacobgame]

wake brush your totht take your big sword go out and kill everybody

[AntonieNL]

wtf? 3:06

[AaronceusProductions]

i dont fight dragons by themselves. evrywhere i go the dragons are in pairs. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO FIGHT AN ANCIENT AND AN ELDER?? AT THE SAME TIME? D:

[Lixsivey]

@AaronceusProductions must be hell o.o but cue the mulan music cause those dragons make a man out of you ._. XD

[AaronceusProductions]

@Lixsivey yeah went from level 11 to 45 in 7 skyrim days without waiting or sleeping

[Lixsivey]

@AaronceusProductions yea though see that i was level 8 cause i was waiting for that rest/sleep to level XD

[tnte10]

epic just epic

[Awak3ner]

3:39 Nice jugs.

[ThepornKaiser]

does anyone else think the music on this game sounds awfuly similar to fallout 3s soundtrack?

[suttorage]

wine chris?? 3:05

[sagarok]

4:01 be the salmon, catch the salmon

4:16 "state your business" "... ~slowly pulls out axe~" "what are you doing"

[MrGreeneggz]

In da orc boobeh

[COMMANDandConquer199]

i would have let the orc fist fight the sabre, it would have been intertaining

[JalalAchkar911]

3:42 JUGS (6)

[Onlineatthemoment]

I <3 SKOOMA

[scoringsm1l3y]

3:49

SAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMM­MMMMOOOOOOOOONNNNNN

[GameRelatedStuff]

U MURDERER 

[LaughingMan86U]

horse at 2:04 is like "i'll hide the body *dig dig"

[vetren23]

@LaughingMan86U lol



[anuthutantrum]

@LaughingMan86U

lol

[SkeithRei]

4:00 You wouldn't make a nice bear.

[gamerjunkie28]

DEAR FUCKING SANTA

[GoGo152466]

im not joining the dark brotherhood cuz a assasin attacked my and i saw a letter from the leader of the dark brotherhood and she sayd fool :(

[MelissaBorges2001]

4:00 wtf mode on..

[TheZambad]

lol

"Sleep well?"

"HIIEEE!" XD

[MrInfidelicLord]

The animations neve last long enough. It happens to fast.

[usfenderfsdlx]

the game also has a lot more clarity on pc than it does on 360. i sampled it at a friends house on 360.

[usfenderfsdlx]

Hi, my name is Brendan (Hi Brendan) and I played Oblivion for three years and have been off the elder scrolls for 2 years now. NOW I'M SEEING THIS GAME AND I'M LIKE OMGZ I WANT THIS.

[KaInMtBhEoRnLyInN]

falalalalalalalalallalallalall­alaaa o sorry



[TheSix5Four]

hehehe 'lu bu' XD name=win

[MrAUSgaming]

meanwhile in oblivion...

[eigokudemangaka]

3:08 hiiiieee chris. What?

[Gagedudeman]

at 00:37 how u atkin so fast?

[Xlr8Jeff10]

@Gagedudeman using two one handed weapons

[klevdud]

2nd video the boxing that shit is sooo chuck norris style awwyeah

[csmtotoro]

0:12 CHOKE SLAM!!!!!!!

[MrStev989]

@csmtotoro Nonono 0:12 HULK SMASH!!!!!

[csmtotoro]

@MrStev989 haha... :) I think you're right. anyway... it was epic.