Today, I RIPPED A HOLE IN THE UNIVERSE!

[ultimatesaged]

WHO THE FUCK DIVIDED BY ZERO

[PaskisNickhou]

Cody, you are a bitch! Keep making those cool videos, videos not including you infront of the camera.

[1313silverscreen1313]

La Dispute. Yes <3

[TheAlanDeath]

...acid. =P

[Daverdare]

Especially in the morning people tend to mix reality and subconcious patterns which are already "trained". Getting up in the morning and going to work, just as an example, is something that is a common pattern. Therefore you already know what is going to happen when you are not even awake. This can be mixed with experiences you had in the last few days. For most people it is a mindfuck.

[Etheoma]

@Daverdare gotta agree with this guy even though its never happened to me probably because I don't have a schedule I get up and do what I want. but even when I used to go to school I never had that kinda of thing happen.

[Sumkin91]

You do realize it was a dream, right?

How is a hole in the universe the first hypothesis that comes to your mind?

[PatAaron519]

Maybe when the coins hit the floor they reacted with all the sticky spots of spilled cola, creating this time-warp. Take your clothes off before bed dirtbag.

[GroovyColouredLove]

did you eat cocaine?

[SwineBeforeSwine]

Suspect drugs.

[Sethmyrrh]

Back in high school I used to have dreams of getting up and getting dressed and ready for school. Then I would wake up and realize I slept in and was late. It was a mind fuck cause I went from thinking I was at school already and then next thing I know I'm getting in trouble for being late and having to walk my ass to school cause I missed the fucking bus. xD

[idiotfiles]

DAT CAMERA ANGLE.

[Snodgers3rdclass]

@idiotfiles scewed 

[91419]

@idiotfiles

Very Max Headroom-esque

[almighty1984]

It's Groundhog morning

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

Stupid people would call what happened to you a mysterious intervention from God. You know his ways people, I'm sure ya do! Smart people, or for that matter, just people with common sense, would call that a peculiar coincidence or your brain trying to sub-consciously tell you something. Now the brain, readers, is a very mysterious thing, that works, in mysterious ways. That is why you think God works in these ways, because what makes you think, is in fact, mysterious. INCEPTION BITCHES!

[Babk0ck]

@HarryIsTheGamingGeek I was gonna give you a thumbs up until you said "Inception bitches!"

[VillainsVindication]

this video sounds to fatalistic for you Cody

[fromdirttodustpro1]

OH YEA? I RIPPED A WHOLE IN URANUS

[VillainsVindication]

the room you're in appears sideways... trippy

[Nikolai7575]

You had an inception-type dream, duh.

[PuddingAtheist]

goodbye old friend.

[InterestingFella]

Cody, your mind is very interesting. Good job!

[Yamikaiba123]

Once I hadn't studied completely for a test, so I was only able to do half of it. When I got the test back, sure I had failed, the second half of the test was complete and perfect, in my hand-writing. I got a mark in the low 90s.

[IanRI1911]

How could you aimlessly point at your crotch?

[onecrazytewb2]

WHEN THE COINS FELL IN THE VIDEO A REAL COIN FELL IN MY ROOM OUT OF NOWHERE OMG GHOST COIN

[Tedaus20]

I HATE Cody Webber...

[BeingBadAtMaths]

@Tedaus20 Haters gonna hate.

[ttaz4dqm]

10 seconds passed between wakeup and pants on? What, don't you have to pee when you first wake up, Bro? You ain't human! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[Maxluvsskins]

YES LA DISPUTE! Also, I have had a strange but less strange experience with waking life. I lay for about 2 hours unable to move yet able to move my eyes, completely conscious and panicky as hell after a night sleeping once, watching my friend on my computer and my brother ironing his clothes (I was sleeping in the living room as my friend was over). Weird.

[ChaosBurnsWithin]

@Maxluvsskins its called sleep paralysis. i get that sometimes. mostly when i have the flu tho

[lemon5646]

Are you sure you didn't just take that coke that was meant for Lindsey?

[alexrips]

sounds like an astral projection?

[MusicalEutopia]

I like how "about" replaces every other preposition.

[fbnfranco]

YOU GOT ME AT LA DISPUTE.

[mactapedeck]

euhm, if you want to soundproof that room egg-cartons won't work, it's an urban myth, they only filter out the highest frequencies,

if it's just for added coolness, go for it :p

[UglyNewHouses]

i couldn't wake up today either, i slept for 20 hours..

[ZeroBitMusic]

La Dispute <3

[Kilendger]

Cody just had a bad high

[VengfulX]

Lol, I live in Minnesota, and I get hit on by Lindsey Lohan every day!

[ThePotatomilkshake]

I'm sry but u think that was a dream cody

[MrRightfootleftfoot]

Great videos

[Williamtipq]

I've completely lost my mind today too.

[EndParenthesis]

La Dispute *thumbs up*

[WolfmotherSongs]

I didn't get out of bed this morning because I never went to bed in the first place due to the fact that I was vomiting while having diarrhea...

[Cyberdemon531]

I like how half of each video is an outro.

[alienzen]

Is this making fun of TJ? ripping holes? hmmm?

[branfransisco9]

@alienzen That's a stretch, everything doesn't revolve around TJ's asshole

[TheSoundfilter]

You're crazy Cody. But you rule.

[thesoundengine]

@ultimateinfinite Hahaha! Easy dude.

[wowzabowza123]

i believe you cody

[NoVeiws]

That's why i couldn't freaking get outa bed this morning..

[3DMaster]

Ten seconds aren't enough. To figure things out you need to do experiments, for which you need equipment, raw materials, ten seconds aren't enough to gather them, do the experiments, and document the results.

So, sorry, nope, you would not have become the ruler of the world.

[kingz8ter]

La Dispute! Not many people now about them, there good. :)

[pedro911212]

Nostalgia is well good cody! il get paypal asap

[Williraser]

really nice story man

[FireDropTechnologies]

Welcome to the story of my life!

But think of it happening in a seven year loop!

like ground hog day, that old Film?

That's my life.

At 29? I'm like 178 years old, in years lived.

I' figure all sorts of dumb shit.

But? No kool take over yet.

[einAstronaut]

awwww that's such a cool story :-)

[beanboyo]

Your morning which is an afternoon in America is my evening, in the U.K, you certainly have ripped a hole in the universe.

[anon2466]

trippy stuff bro, and your new album is awsome

[ericksrobles]

I love the song she'd never know..or something....good chill music when you sad!

[rcgrcg123123]

cody you are so sexy

[secretworldleader]

This kind of thing used to happen to me some mornings. I'd wake up and look at my phone, check facebook/youtube and then I'd wake up, go on my phone and check facebook/YouTube.

[Pleblian]

Ok so, does this mean you've affected everybody's time line?

[WhiteRussianBC]

what is this shit?

[TheGeistProject]

Can I have some of your drugs please?

[ZeGuyFly]

Woah, you're in Iowa? Where in Iowa?

[SacreligiousPorkchop]

@ZeGuyFly Keokuk

[ZeGuyFly]

@SacreligiousPorkchop Coolio.

[UltraVert]

You dyed your hair to another natural color? Are you a woman?

[HpnTYzD]

is your sound insulation made out of egg carton?

[Zaekk]

Sounds like a really bad methoxetamine trip.

[AkkiWare]

That explains for the past hour I keep finding loose change in my wallet. Which already freaked me out considering I'm British.

[TheEliBlake]

La Dispute!!

[icksbocks]

Are you a Lefty?

[Klamev]

You´re new album is briliant.please never stop making art!

[danthefrst]

Yeah I realise what youve done.

You Fucked it up!

[TheHeavensBeware]

OH GOD. La Dispute is so good. You are my favorite anything ever now.

[AH900112]

I sniff coke for sucking cock

[miles2057]

@AH900112 I sniff cock for sucking coke.

[splunge666]

love this video, keep it up man, your awesome!

[JohnOBrienMusic]

La Dispute? *likes video immediately*

[DiederickABecker]

You can still take over the world.

[yootesa1515]

that was new aand fresh

[SlideRulePirate]

There was a Stargate episode like that.

[Domzdream]

geez.

smoking.

eating McDonald's.

-how to kill yourself before hitting 30.

Cool vid by the way.

[KillingKeymo]

Your banana tore my cornhole!

[RagdollRalph]

こんにちはあなたは、遅延のないクソ

Just kidding

[MrJonnyRamone]

Also, I had a similar experience with time freak outs when I got really high a couple weeks ago :D

[MrJonnyRamone]

La Dispute ♥

[Cuddlefishes]

The universe wanted you to put on a new pair of pants, smelleh boy.

[TheDrewpdog]

been on tha weed man

[dlo4eva]

I LIVE IN IOWA TOO!!!

[wildshape]

groundhok day?

[siwooot]

i miss this kind of video editing in tj's videos

[DaedStarr]

Great Fucking Video! Best thing I've ever seen from you.

[TotallyGeeky]

I have the same clock. We're clock brothers

[RevJoshua]

I'd live in Codytopia. I think it would be nice there. :)

[DylanLeiding]

That's fucking nuts. I live in Iowa. I blasted La Dispute in my car today. While driving on the highway. With corn fields on either side of me. And then I stopped to get McDonalds. And I have change in my pants pockets laying on the ground...Oh fuck, I'm gonna rule the world!

[fckuvrymch]

bravo.

[PerhapsPossibly]

So smosh is doing ads now? Because the ad on your video Cody is an entire fucking smosh video.

[TheSH1N1GAM1]

Oh, when you point at your crotch, it is never aimless.

[Concept9221]

I REMEMBER YOU ASCENDING ALL THE STAIRS UP TO THE BALCONY, TO SEE IF YOU COULD SEE ME HIDDEN QUIETLY AWAY. do dodo do do do

[Monrovia92]

Sounds like my first DMT trip... minus the pink bear with the top hat guiding through the stars and introducing me to my inner child... That was a fun birthday...

[jjtheslayer69]

XD wtf sounds liek you took some mushrooms, i got stuck in one of thos before,

on mushrooms and salvia, its scary,

[sparrowelling]

I'm glad you listen to La Dispute.

[crackerz99]

Another example of Cody squandering an excellent opportunity.

[crackerz99]

dude, its ground hog day.

[deathmattkiller]

ur donnie darko///

[AndrewKeechAK]

I enjoyed the song at the end. Also your video editing was superb.

[organicalistic]

Everyday more things are associated with 11/11/11, shite's about to get weird.

[mrssj3]

i feel like i already watched the end of this video. Anyone else feel that way?

[icpchad]

So very well done, as always. Keep pushing.

[WillToNihilsm]

What EIN song is this?

[heroesandcons09]

My theory is that you weren't going back in time it was a dream inside a dream inside a dream etc etc until you got to the last one where it wasn't a dream it was real.

[BrainDeadTelevision]

No wonder I kept pressing the snooze button and not a moment passed between every alarm.

[lettherebenachos]

acid flashback. all im sayin

[ihaveabox]

with your glasses, there is a resemblance with synyster gates

[YoungBloodGamer]

I love the new La Dispute album <3

[HaxAras]

Nostalgia IS Awesome!!! i couldn't get songs 3 or 4 to transfer to my 360 But The Rest Are Really Good!

[ChuckMeIntoHell]

Your morning is mine too. :D

[AraoftheFunk]

jackson dinky in the background? 

[dizzyisme]

Hooray for La Dispute! :D

[SteveBrownTUBE]

i love all of this, la dispute!

[ApocalypticCarnage13]

Acid is a hell of a drug

[jaluck]

"Parliament Cigarettes"? Aw, that's just too sad.

[Relvolver64]

An atheist that believes in fate? herp derp

[cappakovack]

SKYRIM TRAILER WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME SO?

[headbanger2510]

been there, done that, cutting down the shrooms helps though

[ismfofbiggestfan]

Cody, you ever watched A Waking Life? you and Tj would really like that shit man

[CCPcakes]

Time is just a measurement. There is no fate.

[DJBethette0fficial]

@CCPcakes You fucking idiot.... nuff' said.

[Saturninefilms]

@CCPcakes it's not meant to be taken seriously...at all.

[CCPcakes]

@Saturninefilms There is no spoon.

[orz6]

@CCPcakes So is speed but that doesn't mean there's no movement. Not that there really is fate, in any reasonable sense, you're still posting irrelevantly with your dumbass thinking here.

[CCPcakes]

@orz6 DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS

[MetalicAtheist]

@CCPcakes Time isn't a measurement; it's a medium through which things occur. My definition for time is "how things happen."

I've thought a lot about this... and the time was put to better use than for english class.

[weswii]

Are you high?

[joemetropolitan]

i love you. your music, your art, your videos: all fucking amazing. never stop.

[FoamyShowme]

i want to get high with you, cody weber

[IDiedForYou1776]

Dude I really love the album, really great vibe it has, glad I ended up subscribing ot this channel

[Slapnuts6931]

do you shove bananas up your ass? thats what TJ does and hes famous.

[deathpresent101]

@Slapnuts6931 lol

[iBePancakez]

album is fucking sick

[MetalicAtheist]

Deja Vu means there's a glitch in the matrix. Prepare to wake up Cody Weber.

[JustTrollinAlong]

@MetalicAtheist then i guess im neo cuz shit like this happens to me all the time

[MetalicAtheist]

@JustTrollinAlong That doesn't happen to Neo. Neo happens to it.

[TheAmazingAtheos]

You're just dreaming.

[amozoness6]

It's a great album, more subdued and mature than Rainy Days. Definitely not the same formula at all so I commend you on that, but I don't understand why it took such a long time to get this thing out... Hell, it's better than not at all though ;D btw I love Stiff, Philistine, and Shelflife the most !! those songs are killer

[HRRyan2]

My favorite songs in no particular order:

Stiff

Come Here

A Philistine on the Sidewalk

[amozoness6]

Spoiler: Someone slipped you acid.

[ImDed2]

I find myself doing the same thing all the time...

[imsofly74]

whats up with u and tj??? <===

[TheExibus]

@imsofly74 what do you mean



[JeffroTheMan1]

@imsofly74 TJ died in a fire.

[stewartruns240s]

hey lets be lazy motherfuckers

[TheGeekWithTaste]

You, sir, win the award for awesome video of the day.

[Snodgers3rdclass]

Have you heard of American Football, the band?

[hazeman671]

If it ever happens again don't stop... Emperor Weber.

[rzq100]

You know I once had something similar happen to me. The story is I was waking up one morning and I opened the bedroom door and then I woke up again in my bed and this repeated about 10 times before decided not to leave bed sit up and yell "Okay Next!" and then my sleeping girlfriend woke up and yelled at me for waking her up. My theory is that I had a repeating dream and when I yelled next I was already awake. Mabie the same sort of thing happened to you

[doubleB745]

Well that sucks.... Haha.

[triky1995]

Thoughts on bannanal?

[VoteForRonPaul2012]

@triky1995 Who the fuck cares? Just let that shit go.

[OGShively]

Is that an ESP headstock I spy in the background?

[bedroomshred6661]

@OGShively Jackson dinky

[OGShively]

@bedroomshred6661

Yeah, on further review I realized it was a bit too longish (and pointed the wrong direction.. all my ESPs have the reversed headstock).

Regardless, a damn fine guitar.

[bedroomshred6661]

@OGShively lucky. in america esp's are hard to come by. we mostly have LTDs

[OGShively]

@bedroomshred6661

Oh, I'm from the States too.. my first guitar was an LTD M-100.. got it when I was 12.

Now I've got a pair of Alexi signature models that I've been playing for a couple years. They're not branded ESPs, though.. they're under ESP's "Edwards" Japanese subdivision (basically equivalent to LTD), and I got them each eBay packaged with a replica of Laiho's MM-04 gain booster installed. I'm probably about to sell one or both to fund a MH-1000FR - looking to get into prog metal.

[bedroomshred6661]

@OGShively lucky lol. i have the plain black alexi 200

[OGShively]

@bedroomshred6661

I used to use one of those to practice with, and was very impressed with the quality of what was a relatively inexpensive guitar.

I'd suggest switching out the pickup to something more of your liking when you get the chance, though.. or maybe you like the ESP pickup it has stock. I found that Seymour Duncan Blackouts work very nicely in the 200. Alexi's signature EMGs that have come out in the past couple years may be cool too, but I haven't experimented with them yet.