The Olympic Welcome Song

[mcchickenhockey]

HOly shit we are stacked!!! hahahahahahahahahaha

[MrWingsfan13]

It'll be Super fun!!!!!

[bjmsawyer]

what does Nash say about Koivu?

Mikko never played in Columbus did he?

[LlamaInk]

@bjmsawyer

On the Down Goes Brown website all it says is this:

"Finnish All Stars I hope you hear all the pundits

Mikko Koivu [entire line bleeped out for reason Bloge and I will explain some day]"

Followed by:

"Bloge Salming said...

That Koivu line is going to your grave Sean...otherwise I will force you to watch last weeks Toronto/St Louis game a la Clockwork Orange."

[bjmsawyer]

@LlamaInk lol very helpful, lol, thanks for finding that

[theKennyHalt]

'thats great rick" lol



[GEIGSE]

Dennis Endras ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥­♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[harj14parmar]

Lol i cant stop watching this!

[BRieREBuNCH48]

now you're gonna feel the wrath of nova scotia ;D

[harj14parmar]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! go canada go!!

[HYPHYMOVEMENT2]

feel is yanks...stick to baseball america

[FVK93]

Crosby can suck my Cock

[Zxceelxuz]

@FVK93 You know, it actually makes you a queer to request guys to suck your dick.

[GEIGSE]

Canada kann miir die eier grauleen

[PPrucha]

HEY... THIS SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE EMINEM AND D12 IN QUITTER...

"eminem QUITTER featuring d12" around 3:08

[ihatethepens]

@PPrucha you do realize this song was modeled after Tupac's song " Hit 'em Up" right? It has the same beat track and even plays off lots of the lyrics in the song too.

[esteetabernac]

@ihatethepens Thanks man, I've been wonder what song this was modeled after. You rock.

[rstml89]

The song is modeled after Hit em Up by tupac not by Eminem

[juzu4me]

Mike Green and Steven Stamkos didn't even make Team Canada. They would have been the best two players on every other team in the Olympics

[simpsonsrock1818]

down goes brown. Do you write articles for the National Post

[OilerJashan]

How the hell am I just watching this now?

[juzu4me]

@OilerJashan Only you can answer that one son

[stuffyoucantafford]

i love how "Modin is ****, even the Leafs got rid of him" is censored but "holy shit we are stacked" isnt heheheh

[mkn135]

"Protect your balls when you see The Kid" hahahaha

[tharockstar01]

lol what the....

[esteetabernac]

*&%$ Ovechkin and his video game!

[DoinThupidThings]

@esteetabernac Ovechkin has a video game? Let me guess, it involves running to hide behind the referee as fast as you can. If a Canadian catches him before he gets behind a zebra then he's dead. hahaha that was funny if I don't say so myself :)

[PVAimo]

Protect your balls when you see the kid :D

[evanderlazer]

Heres my rhyme about team canada :p (8)slow the bass, down, chris pronger off side, dont be coming with your face down, you better skate now, this is not violence on ice, this is subliminal art, least of all for the faint of heart, devastating cress checks to the faces, Alex Ovechkin check your laces, Sid the kid has you beat at every single facet, step with croz if you dare to cross it.(8). lol I tried.

[raid4000]

SICKEST VIDEO ON THE FUCKEN INTERNET AHAHAHAH

[oldschoolxx]

I have this video on my iPod.. I watch it daily, cause it's so freaking epic.

[lawlzd00domg]

this video is amazing if you ignore all the shit comments that come with it.

[juzu4me]

Canada's got the Gold, friends

Canada's got the Gold

Sid yelled 'IGGY' and he scored the BIGGY

Canada's got the Gold!

[GEIGSE]

@canada 955 nööp war I nedda dussch du spieler wie Endras,Erhoff,Goc,Sturm,Kölzig­, Sturm, Krupp oder Heatley kennen ??? alles deitsche näää....

[PJStock42]

brian burke + ron wilson = last place team

[d00dipwnxD7]

@PJStock42 clearly not

[NightofDarkness12]

@PJStock42 They're a first place team now =D

[flashylightsy]

@PJStock42 the funny thing is that downgoesbrown and blogesalming are leafs fans

[juzu4me]

Whose got the OLYMPIC GOLD, Pekka?

[juzu4me]

Canada...Olympic GOLD

[MGSoldier]

@canada995

Tastes decent. How is life? Oh.. sorry, you clearly don't have one.

Here you are, replying on like 20 comments. Canada sucks, and so does video and you.

[juzu4me]

@MGSoldier listen to Pekka from Helsinki saying that countries that really matter on this earth suck. What do they do in Finland besides get drunk and take showers (men all together and naked with viagra). When has Finland ever won Olympic gold or anything? In any sport? Sweden should have wiped their butts with you and flushed you down the toilet but they didn't stand the smell of you anymore so they just left you to eat sausage and drink your pathetic lives away. Have a good day Pekka

[MGSoldier]

@juzu4me

Pekka.. woohoo.

Finland has won gold medals, men don't fuck each other in the showers (don't know about you Canuck faggots, probably you do), Sweden can't wipe it's ass on anything, we don't smell as bad as you idiots drinking milk from bags and sucking mounties' dicks. By the way, how are your military victories (over baby seals)?

Go lick syrup out of your mothers hairy cunt, Jacques Faggot.

[juzu4me]

@MGSoldier oh yes, pimply finn men eat perogies and sausages and dget drunk and violate each other in the saunas. Finland hasn't won a damn thing except a reputation for drinking and just being a laugh of a country. As for military, if any country actually wanted finland they could just walk in and push you drunks over and take the country. But what the hell is there except snow and ice, even in July? Seriously, where are you? I doubt that the 'country of ugly people' even have the internet

[MGSoldier]

@juzu4me

Your really are a pathetic bag of smelly shit. As for sports, we have won some shit, yes but we may not be as successful as you faggots, after all, we don't train our sportspeople by buttfucking. And as for military, we held the Red Army back, when you were skinning baby seals. It's +25 c here, not snow. You Canada is quite north too, so what the fuck are you whining to me.

I really hope that your mom gets an anal cancer and you die in a fire, moronic fuckhead.

[juzu4me]

@MGSoldier pfft what did you win? The most cocks sucked in the sauna with 6 men in there? GOLD MEDAL FOR FINLAND!! Sure it's 25c over there--get out of the sauna PEKKA and go outside--MINUS 25 in the summer in Finland! Finns are only known for drinking and gay sex and saunas, that is it!

[MGSoldier]

@juzu4me

Weak material.. what is it with you, cocks all the time? We don't participate in gay parties, sorry. Sweden is known of gayness and now Canada too. :)

Canada is the hat of USA and you suck shit. Everyone hates Canada, fucking everyone, no one likes you.

[juzu4me]

@MGSoldier yeah they hate us because we are number one. And we may be the hat of they USA but they are our diaper. And finland is the slave of Sweden--Swedes are harder working and have a much higher GDP. Their girls are hot, yours are overweight albinos with zits and bad breath. If it wasn't for icebergs and saunas no one would have ever heard of finland

[MGSoldier]

@juzu4me

Come to Finland and say that to my face, you fucking faggot.

How does GDP relate to this? Fuck off, seriously.

You aren't number one, you suck ass and everyone hates you because you are gay and annoying. And what makes you think your French shemales look good?

[juzu4me]

@MGSoldier No way I go to Finland, that stinking hole where men love each other in saunas on their knees and drink until they vomit and pass out. I'll meet you in a real country though like Sweden or Norway where I will just give you one good boot and that's it, your balls will be hanging from your nostrils, PEKKA

[MGSoldier]

@juzu4me

That's actually a quite good call, because nobody wants homosexuals (Canadians) to come to our beautiful country. And now that you are actually cheering for the Swedes and Norwegians, you are officially a filthy faggot.

[juzu4me]

@MGSoldier hey finn, what is your mom serving for dinner? Dog sausage with a jigger of vodka? LOLOLOL

[voluMzor]

@juzu4me grow up..

[juzu4me]

@voluMzor FINLAND SUCKS AND THEY PROVED IT

[gorillaking37]

@juzu4me wow stop talking shit bro u dont deserve to be Canadian we are peacemakers not war makers

[LocoGroove]

@juzu4me icebergs lmao...what a fucking uncivilized monkey

[gorillaking37]

@MGSoldier wow u to bro wat the fucks ur problem dont even get me started on Russia and Finland bitch

[MGSoldier]

@gorillaking37 Canadians are my fucking problem.

[meghanh11]

@MGSoldier I'm sorry to see there are so many people on here being retards, but I can assure you that not all Canadians are that back.

I do apologize for the rudeness of the other people. They do not represent Canada/Canadians very well.

[MGSoldier]

@meghanh11 Yup, I know and I apologize for my behavior. The argue started (if I am correct) when I said "Sidney Crosby is a faggot." Then we talked a lot of garbage etc. and I got pissed as well as the other Canadians.

[vilzeh]

Awkward!

[Kort618]

Kopecky is on the video game and ilja don'kill

This is the best video

[babaganuse]

"protect your balls when you see the kid" lol. tupac is fucking G.

[nicoleburns77]

yeah after the playoffs thank GAWD mike green didnt make the team

[juzu4me]

@nicoleburns77 The only team Green can make is the Capitals and that's because they'll take anyone. They eve have Semin lol

[juzu4me]

@sm0keyMcP0t420 dude...the only thing Toronto fans should boo is your own team. Habs knocked of Washington tonight so they have the right to boo because they can back it up with their team's win. Besides, USA commits war crimes so their anthem should be bood. "Oh say can you see.....BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[juzu4me]

@sm0keyMcP0t420 I kind of have to agree with you after tonight. Those french have to be the biggest whiners, I mean the fans. And french players contributed nothing to Team Canada's gold medal.

[Sab0tage09]

@juzu4me Hahahaha are you fucking dumb? Look who was in net when we won Gold you ignorant tool.

[juzu4me]

@Sab0tage09 pffffft we could have had an empty net and we would have won pretty well. You think Luongo's play got us a gold medal? I could have saved the 2 goals that Luongo let in. And boy is he ever playing well against the Blackhawks, what do you think? He was voted the most overrated player in the NHL BY THE PLAYERS THEMSELVES. Like I said, the French contributed nothing to our gold, you ignorant tool :)

[Sab0tage09]

@juzu4me You clearly know nothing about hockey if you think we could have won won with an empty net. And no, I never said Luongo won us the gold. You were implying that French players did nothing to contribute to the win and I was simply reminding you that our goaltender for the final four games that we won was from Quebec. And his current play in the NHL against the Hawks has nothing to do with the Olympics, so that's irrelevant.

[juzu4me]

@Sab0tage09 I've forgotten more about hockey than will ever know. And I've played it at a high level, unlike you who has most likely never been on a pair of skates. Is Luongo even Francophone? I've never heard him talk French and his English has no french accent. Just asking. But french players did absolutely dick all at the Olympics. Nuff said

[Sab0tage09]

@juzu4me You've FORGOTTEN more about hockey than will ever know? What does that even mean?

And yeah, that skates comment is pretty much retarded. Yeah, you can really determine whether someone has ever worn skates based on a YouTube comment. That makes so much sense. And just because you've never heard him speak French doesn't mean he isn't from Quebec, he's still born there.

[juzu4me]

@Sab0tage09 there are aglophones and francophones, you IDIOT. Luongo might be from Montreal but might not speak French, egghead. Tete d'oeuf!

[Sab0tage09]

@juzu4me He's still from Quebec.

And what happened to your assumption of me never putting on a pair of skates? Or did you realize how idiotic it was?

[juzu4me]

@Sab0tage09 well have you?

[Sab0tage09]

@juzu4me Considering almost every single child either born or living in Canada has put a pair of skates on before, yes, I have. I've been playing hockey competitively since I was seven years old. But it's okay, you keep making assumptions about people on the internet.

[juzu4me]

@Sab0tage09 Well good for you! Now I am happy and can get on with my life!

[canada995]

@sm0keyMcP0t420 lol they mostly just do it to Bruins....

[MGSoldier]

Cindy Crosby is a faggot.

[victoriatori7]

@MGSoldier AHHAHA no hes not hes a winner and i guess ur not canadian ur a loser shut up

[MGSoldier]

@victoriatori7 please dont write like this because its fuckin retarded ok loser shut up

[victoriatori7]

@MGSoldier write how??......

[canada995]

@MGSoldier uhhhh...so how does bronze taste...

[markmata44]

lol crosby at the end with Greene "Holy S*** we are stacked" :D

[juzu4me]

Crosby finished 7th and Alexis was not in the top 30 so don't even try to put them in the same category you idiot. And Crosby scored the golden goal and a shootout goal against the Swiss. He can perform under great pressure.

[shitmansinghak47]

Diving calls when you see the kid, protect your balls when you see the kid

[FTJFuelTheJet]

That is pure awsome

[CAPSrule8888]

canada is trash they are just posers. they have poser french poser british. and yes POSER AMERICANS, yall lucky hockey is the only thing you have. OH YEAH CROSBY HAD 1, yes 1, SHOT ON THE SENS!!!! so ha

[Zxceelxuz]

@CAPSrule8888 Yet if it wasn't for the Canadian players on the Caps, you wouldn't go very far.

[juzu4me]

@sm0keyMcP0t420 The Capitals are the team with the most Canadian players on it---17 Canucks play for Washington. Don't forget Shultz, who led the league in plus/minus this year. Without the Canadians Washington is just a mediocre team, maybe just another Atlanta when Kovalchuk played for them

[juzu4me]

@CAPSrule8888 Canada is trash? The Olympic champions are trash? 17 Canadians on the Capitals, and they can play under pressure--unlike Alexis Ovechkin who gets all scared and wants his mommy when the pressure is on. Schultz, who led the Crapitals and the league in plus/minus is Canadian. Oh and Crosby won that game for Pittsburgh last night...and Alexis lost the game against Montreal. He got all scared and wanted his teddy bear and mommy because the pressure was too much

[canada995]

@CAPSrule8888 lol ur just a pissed off american...how does silver taste??

oh and i see ur a caps fan...have fun being a bandwagon...ovCHICKEN will NEVER WIN SHIT...

CROSBY already has everything...

[crazycodyj]

stop complaining

[juzu4me]

What Alexis Ovechkin fans don't want you to know is that Sid had more points per game over their careers and that 10% of all Alexis's goals are empty netters. And Ovechkin has never had an assist on an empty net goal because he won't pass it, whereas Sid has way more assists on empty net goals than goals. Sids way better obviously

[tbnvids]

@juzu4me who's alexis ovechkin?

i love both sid and alex but they're both very close. There's a reason why Ovie's over Crosby in points (even tho ov played 10 less games) and i'm pretty sure its not because Ovie is horrible compared to Crosby. The fact Ovie shoots more because he's got an one heck of a shot and he's encouraged to use it by Bruce. To contradict your point on empty-netters, Messier had 13 in a season. Does that make him a bad player? OV has 4 this season

[juzu4me]

@tbnvids alexis has 5 empty netters this season and zero assists on empty netters. That's odd, isn't it...that his goals to assists with a goalie in there is nearly 1 to 1 but with the empty net he just shoots. Crosby, on the othe hand, has 1 goal and 2 assists with the e.n. And yes Alexis has more points this year but over their careers Crosby is just ahead. Crosby's younger and will continue to improve, whereas Alexis in on his downslide

[ranchadanch]

@juzu4me you don't know shit just look at games played Stamkos played all 82 and Crosby only missed one and Ovechkin missed 10, if OV plays in every game he is easily your Maurice Richard winner..sorry bud get off Crosbys dick

[juzu4me]

@ranchadanch holy shit get your dick out of Ovie's ass! He's a choker, played like a tulip in the Olympics. Fact is he missed the 10 games and no one can say if he would have scored any goals so empty your little penis somewhere else you useless homo

[tbnvids]

@juzu4me ALEX Ovechkin ALEX

bahahaha since when does passing the puck when you have an empty net make someone a great player, and someone who doesn't start to have a downslide? You need to give up on the Empty Netter Theory. And to counter your "downslide" point, he even improved his performance from last year, had a better ppg, much better +/-.

and @ranchadanch, you really need to calm your boner. attack the post, not the poster.

[juzu4me]

@tbnvids you don't watch hockey, I can tell. You're just some troll who needs to be heard and hockey is your subject of the day. Look, even Shultz on Washingon had a better plus/minus rating than Alexis, so it's obvious that Alexis's so called 'individual' achievements were bolstered by a good team. And are you telling me that Ovechkin's Olympic achievements are as good as Crosby's? Sid was 7th in scoring (you salivating) and Ovechkin was not in the top 30. Sid-Gold, Ovechkin-Cold

[sm0keyMcP0t420]

@juzu4me ahaha, you'r totally right dude...people don't realize how much better of a player Backstrom alone makes Ovechkin. Ovi makes others better too but he only gets so many points because Washington is all about offence. Crosby's proved multiple times he can play on the big stage, right now Ovechkin has only acheived good NHL regular season numbers, and nothing else.

[tbnvids]

@juzu4me whoa no hating. but i've contradicted all your points and your telling me i don't watch hockey? bahah, what about your empty netter theory?

anyways enough with the hate, plus minus stats are one of the most misleading stats in hockey anyone could tell you that. And plus, i don't see how having another team mate having a better plus minus stat makes his stats wack.

[tbnvids]

@juzu4me and you do realize sid played 5 more games and both had same 1 ppg averages in the olympics. Though he won the gold and scored the goal that came with it, its not as if he led the whole team. he was cold for the last 3 games before the finals.

Sidney doesn't play on such a bad team tho too. Tho he doesn't regularly play with Malkin, he's not doing everything by himself neither.

Though, Sid is a lot better in high pressure games than OV. OV chokes too much

Again, Sid's great and so is OV

[juzu4me]

@tbnvids uh, Sid was 7th overall in the Olympics in points and Ovechkin was not in the top 30. So I suggest you go back and some more math and use a calculator this. Ovechkin sucks in important games, I hope you realize that. You may have contradicted my points but you never proved me wrong. You better look up 'contradict' in the dictionary son

[tbnvids]

@juzu4me 9 points in 9 games/ 4 points in 4 games. their performances on paper look the same to me.

So you're saying that Richard Zednik was better than Sergei Federov just because he was in the top 30?

They both played great and had same performances.

just like what i've said in my last post (which looks as tho you clearly haven't read it) agree tho that OV crumples in high pressure situations

if i have contradicted your points, you haven't proven anything then

[tbnvids]

sorry, 7 points in 7 games

[juzu4me]

@tbnvids lol Ovechkin played 5 games and Crosby played 7. You obviously don't have the slightest clue what you are talking about and now I know for a fact that you didn't even watch the Olympics. Why do you go around trying to talk about things of which you have no knowledge. The only thing you have 'proven' is that you are an idiot. Now quit wasting me time and go write a fictional essay

[tbnvids]

@juzu4me you too obviously don't have the slightest clue what you are talking about, Team Russia played 4 games.

All your points sound wack to me

To you:

Alexis Ovechkin *sigh*

Just cuz someone doesn't pass when he has an open net means he's horrible

Just cuz someone else on the team has a better +/-, means his team is stacked and had done everything for him

If two players have same p/g, and if one's in the top 30, he's automatically GOD compared to the other player

and I'm the IDIOT?

[juzu4me]

@tbnvids do you want me to name the teams off that Russia played? Or can you do that yourself by researching? It was more than 4, you completed ADDS idiot. Crosby won a world junior championship, a memorial cup, a Stanley Cup, and a GOLD MEDAL. Do you think that it is just an coincidence that his teams won all of this? Just happenstance? Hey idiot, great leaders bring their teams to win championships---Alexis has done NOTHING, dummy

[tbnvids]

@juzu4me And also, OV and Crosby both had ppg in the Olympics so what you're saying is that Crosby played like a tulip as well. I really don't get your points on why Alex is so bad compared to Crosby. Your facts absolutely don't make sense at all. They're both right up their neck to neck. Crosby is great and so is Ovechkin.

[sirduke615]

@1:19 is when it gets amazing! I love this video! hahaha

[canada995]

Dats righ World........

[AcidTrip10]

Holy Shit we are stacked lmfao!!!

[legacy1X]

Sid Rules... "First off F&*k Ovechken and his video game." Awsome!!!

[canada995]

@legacy1X ovCHICKEN

[mikeissocool19]

Hahaha watch out cuzz crosby will come for your balls hahahhaha

[oiGeNoCiiDe]

crosbys a fucking pussy bitch you no that right?

[juzu4me]

@oiGeNoCiiDe Alexis Ovechkin is the joke of hockey, 10 percent of his goals are empty netters

[canada995]

@oiGeNoCiiDe jus like u???

[GEIGSE]

@ Darksaac I'm for the Revier Löwen Oberhausen

[nirvanaonedge]

I loooved the Crosby,iggy and Nash parts!

[zfromcanada]

Funny tribute. CANADA RULES

check out my tribute song to the Team Canada Hockey Teams.

search zfromcanada

[Nixterola]

well done

[infinitidal]

great vid! hilarious!

[GEIGSE]

Höfflin is a hockey god not these lil' bitch Crosby.

Or Frederik Cabana is a great center.

Dustin lee Johner and PJ Fenton are good wingers.

Or Thorsten Fendt one of the greatest defender.

But Alex Serikow is a pussy.

[bradkrezan]

your an idiot!

[Zxceelxuz]

He may have been a whiner before, but the last couple of years, his transformation has been incredible to watch.

[relam13]

He went from being a whiner to being a pussy. Such an amazing transformation....

[victoriatori7]

@sm0keyMcP0t420 TRUE THAT!

[juzu4me]

@sm0keyMcP0t420 sounds like Germans know a lot more about life and hockey than Americans, Russians and Swedes! btw Germany is the up and coming hockey nation, along with the Swiss. And glad that your fans love our game so much. Good luck in South Africa!

[Darcksaac]

@GEIGSE Which team are you for? Either way we kick your ass. So three cheers for Hofflin the hockey "god" who can make any team only lose by six goals against Canada.

[87pensboy]

YOU GUYS ARE JUST CROSBY HATERS

[FVK93]

Julian and Luke! Julian and Luke! Will be hated by Canada!

[FVK93]

Julian und Lukas!!!! Julian und Lukas!!!!! Werden Werden von Canada gehasst!!

[GEIGSE]

Mirko Höfflin eishockey Gott

[brownlog86]

crosby is a little cunt bitch. fuck that guy.

[cwoodhawks8]

you must be a greasy american

[brownlog86]

very canadian. Crosby is an embarrasment. Hes a good hockey player... but hes also a bitchy cry baby. Everyone knows that.

[nakawick]

@brownlog86

You haven't watched much hockey in the last 4 years if you think Sid is a whiner.

[FVK93]

@cwoodhawks8

No we ar crazy German guys and we hate Crosby!!!

OVECHKIN AND HÖFFLIN RULES!!

[Darcksaac]

@FVK93 I'm sorry, I would have commented on you earlier, but I was too busy getting drunk over our new golden bling. XD

[canada995]

@FVK93 ovCHICKEN rules wat??? ohhh u mean he rules LOOOOOSER TOWN....

CROSBY won everything there is....

[VivaEskimo]

Yeah, definitely check out Tupac - Hit 'Em Up and compare the two. Absolutely fantastic.

[MrKillerDuckful]

If you listen to the song they got the beat from it's pure genius exact same flow as hit em up genius whoever wrote this

[87pensboy]

Protect your balls when you see the kid LMAO

[87pensboy]

Get out the way yo get way yo iggy just hit the ice

[infinitidal]

Canada ROCKS!

[Alpwnage]

brilliant!!!

[relam13]

Couldn't find a better pic of Rick Nash?

[54321A5]

I LOVE YOU CANADA

[RigaFraction]

It's like a pun....

[smellslikenirvana1]

"your roster looks weaker than patrick kane's chest" haha that was so fuckin hilarious

[SuperHighMaintenance]

lmfao, niice one Canada.

oh man :p

[walonsubi]

Outstanding. Although Brodeur looked like he wanted to eat me...

[niarugby]

Can't Touch us ...Shit get out of the way!

[GEIGSE]

Canada would be lose against Heilbronner Falken

PS: Bin ne Stolze Hure von Mannheim