His ASS - Main theme from James The Hedgehog

[DarkRayoX]

In this ass (HIS ASS!)

Where yer ASS's strong

In this ass (HIS ASS!)

Life's an open butt

In this ass (HIS ASS!)

Where sodomy does not exist

In his ass of asses, every hole meets the pimp!

[Suixa]

I liked the part where he said "ASS"

[Bnsfman511]

I loled so hard when I saw the game rating.

[FanProtoman]

i think AVGN hates Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 xD

[grim10fire]

@FanProtoman he played more terrible games than Sonic 06. I don't think he neccessarily hates Sonic 06. Just won't like it as much. It's not the worst game in the world.

[ImACreeperSSSSSS]

IN HIS ASSSSSSS - Where games, are shit. In his ASSSSSSS - Where life is so terrible! IN HIS ASSSSSSSSSSSS

[asukafan133]

GOTTA GO ASS 

[XyphileousLF]

Its funny because this game sucked.

[189krabby]

who thinks AVGN should review sonic 06?

[1Draguno]

Look!! It's James the ASShog

[Ohav1491]

He reviewed the game by singing)

[Seppokarhu300]

I gonna put this game in my ASS

[Bugsyae]

I like sonic 06 :)

[supermancatcool]

@Bugsyae no you didn't......

[Bugsyae]

@supermancatcool yea i did ! :D i didn't notice the glitches until everyone started bitching about them ....and the story was EPIC to say the least X3

[sonicmariokirby16]

LOL XD!!!!!!!!!!

[Seppokarhu300]

Do you want to listen his ASS?

[supermariobros6100]

Sonic 06 sucks ASS! The music wasn't all that ASSY though.

[BlueThe1up]

Im Kicking it.

[GoldenPickaxe]

Colors was good. Shadow was cool. The rest SUCK.

And Sonic R is possessed.

[gundamfan527]

The AVGN is so horrified by the game he's running away from it! XD

[Iceeman234]

In his ass!

...that sounds disturbing...

[chance531]

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[soopakoopavids]

The best villain in the game was SolarASS

[pikmin257]

make an ASSkusenman

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

Lol @ the bottom left corner.Rated F for Fuckballs :)

[TheRantLV]

Yes! SOnic needs one of these to get back:

a)Shadow the hedgehog 2. Let's face it, the first one was ahead of its time. Now EVErone plays COD and HALO AND GOW and Killzones 2 and 3.

b) A game based on the Archie Sonic Comics. Plenty of potential there. Better story than the games, more villans, nice long game, along the lines of Sonic Adventure 1.

[rmc10o]

@TheRantLV B is an awesome idea i've always wanted to see scourge in a game

[TheRantLV]

@rmc10o Enerjak boss fight? EPIC WIN!

[dustarma]

@Crealtos

I'll give you unleashed, the Werehog sections are a major love it or hate it.

But if you think Colors was bad you are a terrible human being.

[shadictehwerehog]

Lol Rated "F" for "FUCK"

[bnp97]

@shadictehwerehog Yup!

[Djstudiosgold]

Don't stop now, Rock'n'ass!

[eldoritoman]

I like the part where it says "Ass."

[DrNo0Entertainment1]

Better than the original

[bnp97]

We need some lyrics...

I MEAN IT!

[BronzeTurd]

@Mugenmaster110 that was 6 months ago that wasnt even out idiot

[WWEEEEE7777777716901]

Sonic the ASShog

[reggiardito]

Even if this game sucks , the music is awesome!

[voidsayrhys27]

funny as hell but i think those games were real good

[SakuraAvalon]

In his ass

Ass is the only Ass~

In his ass

One ass is ass

~~

[sonicfan9002]

LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLL good one i kept laughing

[sonicfan9002]

LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLL good one

[jkunblade]

I don't know why some of you are saying that the original song sucks.... it's the GAME that sucked.

[stickguy703]

That cover>The original cover x100

[firesniperbullet2]

In his aaaaaasss where the smell is strong

In his ASS Where he doesnt whipe

In his ASS lifes a open asshole

[99909absol]

Am i the only one who liked this game

[chance531]

@99909absol well, no, i liked it, but the glitches get annoying

[99909absol]

@chance531 well,i'm the kind of person who likes those glitches

[svilaro1102]

@99909absol you are, 'caue everybody else loved it (or at least should) :D

[99909absol]

@svilaro1102 well i have the ps3 verson i dont know if theres a diffrence but o well, i LOVE performing glitches

[BlueAura790]

In his Asss...

[nitromedude99]

rated f for fuck?

[DarkonFullPower]

@nitromedude99 f for f***balls

[solidspiros95]

the title made me LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL­LLLLLLLLL

[theyoshine]

I thought it would be called in his ass

[AzHeavenblade]

Rated F for FUUUUCCCKKK!!!

[geohexamon]

I did not need to see "His ASS".

[CapitanKurosaki]

well...it was the worst sonic game but it had a decent sound track, thats about the best thing about it, oh and the graphics where nice but the gameplay was ASS!

[chocolatehoney15]

That is not a 2006 remake of Sonic 1.

That is Yuji Naka's fecies.

[shadowzero90]

rated F for Fucking fail

[genx304]

@shadowzero90 no its fuckballs

[daggerrun]

@Tails0600 I agree, the deal braker for me were the bugs, the game was practically broken!

[robokill387]

@Tails0600 the story was OK!? it had lots of plotholes!

[MissMysterics]

Lol it's rated 'F'

[masteretl]

it's not a remake

[GangstaHedgehog]

ITT: Sonic after 2003.

[younggunsfan]

Sums Sonic 06 up in one word

[younggunsfan]

@daggerrun Well Sonic and the Blackknight was ENJOYABLE as well as Sonic Unleashed but they dont have the nastalgia factor of Sonic Adventure or Sonic Adventure 2

[weasfco]

@daggerrun my freinds and i like to call this game sonic 0CRAP'!

[AnikiDryim]

@daggerrun Ironically it had the BEST music from any Sonic game. Funny, huh? Every bad game or movie (such as Jaws the Revenge) have the best soundtracks. Wierd......

[younggunsfan]

@daggerrun Now Sonic Unleashed was pretty cool. Sonic and the Black Knight is something they NEVER shoullda done Q_Q

[Iceeman234]

@daggerrun What about Sonic the hedgehog 4? :I

[DarkonFullPower]

@daggerrun even sonic 4?

[antolives]

@daggerrun lol im a fan who give things a chance and the fact i cant get past the 4th level made me shove it up tails ASS

[JacobTails123]

@daggerrun Unleshed, Black Knight and 4?

[905SONICking]

@daggerrun eccpet sonic 4 colors and free riders

[pianoremixer]

@daggerrun what about sonic fan remix? that is not made by sega...

which it is whay it kicks....

ASS!!

[SteelDuke4202]

@daggerrun exepct sonic colours XD u for no reson

[1Hol1Tiger]

@daggerrun

You have never played Unleashed or Colors then

[OreoBlizzardsRule]

@daggerrun Awesome! Can you do one with Open Your Heart?

[1Hol1Tiger]

@daggerrun Colors and Unleashed say "Hello my good man"

[daggerrun]

@1Hol1Tiger "May I rape you in the ass?"

[whatevers31]

@daggerrun may I for making a dumb-ASS comment

[Antifrost]

@daggerrun Come on, Colors and Unleashed were LEAGUES better than '06. Why can't we all just forget that game existed and just enjoy other games?

Because the music is awesome. Or in this case, ASS.

[comanche999999]

@daggerrun actually colors was good, felt like a sonic game for once with the ability to go super whenever you want and stage select

[WilsonsWardrobe]

@daggerrun Sonic Colors ROCKS!!!

[firereed4]

@daggerrun And Generations and 4. They're retro. If you don't like those, how would you save sonic?

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

@firereed4 Sonic 4's physics are suck.Retro my ASS

[Crealtos]

@1Hol1Tiger

Rofl, if you think Unleashed and Color was good you're a terrible human being.

[TheLingaling]

@1Hol1Tiger Hey, sonic colors is actually pretty good.

[MasterEm243]

@1Hol1Tiger moar liek Colors and 4.

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

@1Hol1Tiger Are you saying Unleashed was good? ASS

[crapamagoogle]

@SuperAwesomeTiago Are you saying it was worse than 2006? ASS.

[Iceeman234]

@daggerrun Sonic colors was good though o__o

[thesonicboy89]

@daggerrun even sonic 4?

[FatetheHedgehog]

@daggerrun Sonic Unleashed wasn't BAD. If it had more characters it would have been GOOD. but as is its an average game that you'd expect sonic to be.

[avatarchrisrocks]

@daggerrun ALMOST!

[gheith001]

@daggerrun colors wasn't that bad. it was like the day time stages of unleashed put into a game.

[NaxoJUMP]

@daggerrun no

[AnikiDryim]

@younggunsfan oh come one, the soundtrack WAS AWESOME! You have to admit that.

[younggunsfan]

@AnikiDryim Ok but the game was ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSS!! I know. I still have it because of my Sonic Collection :P

[avatarchrisrocks]

@younggunsfan Sonic 06 wasn't so bad as to be the worst Sonic game, right? Because its Sonic Drift

[younggunsfan]

@avatarchrisrocks Now Sonic Drift sucks but this is the Sonic game with most Plot Holes, Plot hiccups and otherthings. You cant deny that.

[mk741]

Best review I've ever seen of Sonic 06.

[IVScarecrowVI]

this game could have been so awesome if james rolfe was in it

[Aquashock360]

i cant beleive this game sucked so much, when i bought it i thought its gonna be awesome, it had a good setup but there were alot of problems in it

[Elvisgratton90]

I've never played that one... does it suck as mush ASS as a lot of people say?

[Darkmoone1]

Yup, definatley what I feel for the game.....ASS!!!

[Sephirothblaze]

i liked 2006 :) it had a few problems but they were minor.

[LewizX90]

I know what James thinks of this awful game....

It's SUCKIN' F*CKS!

[tacoonthereaper]

hahahah. rated f for FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUU-

[weasfc]

:19 you should let it say "in his-" at b4 *snikers*

[cb19882000]

no you suck cowafuckin piece of dog shit this nitpicking has got to stop grow up also yes i like this game i dont know what your problem is

[xRocketzFighterx]

Sonic and the ASS Knight. (or Black ASS)

In His ASS.

ASS Heroes.

The ASS of the wind.

[maximate94]

In his ASS!

[maximate94]

In his ASS!

[Kingofeurope]

This game sucks cowabunga piece of dog shit, but at least the song is cool.

[IAMELIPHAS]

I heard this game was ASS

[chidori901]

best ass i heard in a while.

[MiniWeskr]

Shame it wasnt really a remake but another shitty sequel.

[GreatNegus]

So, there's something wrong with me liking this game?

[JackSkeleton1337]

@GreatNegus

Not really, just says you have a bad taste in games.

[moccamonster]

Yes, yes there is.

[xXRenaxChanXx]

in my opinion its the only GOOD next GEN sonic game.

The others are dogshit. >.>

[Parluxgrounds]

I like the part when he said "Ass"

[genowhril809]

JAMES APEARS TO BE UNHAPPY

[CommanderSpongebob]

This is exactly what this game is ASS

[fierothehedgehog]

why is his world in  practically every sonic video? as a opening title, amv and stuff. it's kind of annoying when you think of it. btw, it's his ass! no one has the right to open your ass or his ass if you don't want them to.

[Nedlemouse]

@fierothehedgehog is the best sonic music ever!

[robokill387]

doen't mean it has to be EVERYWHERE.

[ccardenasprince2346]

I have a question. Why are you a motherfucker?

[TheEvilLawyer]

because he did your mom =D

think about it. it makes sense.

[SONICSUCKSHUGEBALLS]

This song sums up Sonic 06 quailty really quick

[OrochiBorgieman]

In the words of AVGN. This game sucked monkeyfuck.

I personally say this as an old school sonic fan.

[lordfinchness]

old school sonic for the ultimate win !!!! and all old school sonic fans including me and u will be glad to hear that they are apparently bringing out a new 2d sonic adventure (im not sure whether its gonna be a remake or a completely new game but who cares its goin back to basics so its gonna be good)

[bfe456]

James the Asshog for the ASSboxxx360

Rated F for FuckAss

[Bowserslave]

@bfe

actually rated F for Fuckballs

[The1AndOnlyMarioMan]

this pretty much sums up the game plus shit yeah ass and shits thats what his world is.

[TheSupersonic1997]

Thats what it really is. ASS

[KrazyKazooie]

I couldnt agree more

[sonicdahedgog1]

final boss:solass shoot im in the ass with your dildo sonic are you ready to fuck? XD

[tailsblox09]

@the tags

I think you meant, "THE MAKER OF THIS VIDEO SUCKS ASS"

[ThePenguin1777]

¡¡ssɐ

[FinalSquadalah]

I thought it was okay. Not good, but better than everyone says.

[Ryudouken]

I'm in love with the tags.

[henritje19]

the 2006 verion isnt a remake

[daggerrun]

Your right, it's more of a fuck up!

[shadowzero90]

@daggerrun no its ASS

[AbsoluteMartan]

AVGN! :D

[mattiathekaiju]

IN HIS AAAAASSSS WHERE I'LL BE ASS!!!

[NikkiTreetail]

Rated F for FUCK!!!

[Veke99]

IN HIS ASS

[SilverBladeTH]

It's funny how James face fits so well on Sonic's.

[plungerofmario]

YAY!!! DO OPEN YOUR HEART PARODY!!!! OPEN YOUR ASS!!!!! the song from sonic adventure!!!!!! please say someone knows it

[mattiathekaiju]

ASS AND LEARN!!

[TheEvilLawyer]

I find the sonic adventure offensive. my father died of open heart surgery, but hey...live and learn =D

[ccardenasprince2346]

You are going to learn that Sonic is okay, no matter what dimension he's in. This means that it DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER if he's in 2D or in 3D. This 2D/3D war has to stop.

[daggerrun]

@ccardenasprince2346

Of course it doesn't help that the last 5 Sonic games that were in 3D sucked ASS!

[GreatNegus]

I liked this game, and Shadow the hedgehog.

i hated Sonic Riders ZG, i liked the first one though, and unleashed and black knight were pretty damn good

[Terryracoon]

how can you like it??? Black knight i mean!

No speed, man! Sonic is all about speed, giving him a sword kinda beats the purpose!

Black knight.... Yea, the graphics are good, and the music KICKS ASS.... But.... Where is my gameplay?

[Fawful5]

Bullshit. Sonic is about PLATFORMING with speed mixed in, but not just speed; also platforming. It's only the newer games that degenerated into the faster is better mentality, to the point that their games practically play themselves. Mind you, I still hate the idea of giving Sonic a sword, but I support him slowing down and doing some goddamned platforming like he did in the Genesis era.

[Terryracoon]

@Fawful5

Your 1/2 right.... BUT.... Remember sonic 2?

Remember the awesome "freedom" you felt when running around in emerald hill?

Remember the beautiful music from starlight zone on sonic 1 and again, running on fast loops an ramps?

That's the feeling i miss on the modern sonic games (after SA1 it was pretty much gone, SA2... Yea it's great, but it's not sonic anymore)

[Fawful5]

Of course I do. The thing is, back then such moments were your reward for running downhill/spin dashing, or doing other clever things to accelerate Sonic. Now, thanks to burst panels being everywhere, acceleration is instantaneous and all of the vertical designs serve no gameplay purpose. For a real feeling of freedom, you need to feel like YOU DID IT; when it's automated it's less fun, no matter how fast it is.

[JackSkeleton1337]

@GreatNegus

Sonic 2006 sucked

Shadow the hedgehog needed moar plot

Black knight and unleashed suck.

[Kin632]

Sonic Unleashed was fine, the rest, bullshit, don't waste your hard earned money on them.

[DereinstbekannteRetu]

Lol, how could you? Sonic unleashed sucked like all the late Sonic games, because I don't eon't to whack bados as a fucking Werehog. The other Games at least contain speed you know? That thing Sega invented "Sonic" for. An I did those quotemarks on Purpose. Because actually his Name is fast to. So think about it. Do you think Sonic Unleashed contains enough speed like the original Sonic The Hedgehog? I'm just sayin'

[Kin632]

If you have ever played the PS3 version, you'd notice there is a nice balance of day levels, which don't take more than a minute for some, and plus it's not like Mario, where the plot stays the fucking same for like the last 10 of his games or something.

[DereinstbekannteRetu]

There is a correction to make. I ONLY played the PS3 Version and now to know that it's the "best" I won't even touch the other ones. By the way: Mario. Why pick up Mario now? And what's wrong with it? The plots simple, the Gameplay is stimulating and the controls are easy as fuck, gimme a Mario Game and I'd pop it in any day. So what the crap? I just read the N-Zone and it seems like there planing a remake on the classic Sonic. And that's what I'm talking about. Classic.

[PirateYoshi14]

@daggerrun Well, The Fact Was, They Dident suck at ALL! All Of Em Were OK, now stop with this god damn war!

[AnikiDryim]

@ccardenasprince2346 and geuss what? now theyre making a 2D/3D Side Scrolling Sonic game... Sonic 4.

[Nedlemouse]

@TheEvilLawyer

LOL best coment ever dude! XD

[digglefallen93]

Shop the cover to say "James the Asshog".

[PENAMAT]

This game really is ass. He would have a feild day reviewing this game.

[beowulf1223]

title should say sonic the ASS

[SonicFan2005]

XD This is hillarious!

[DocileBomb]

Picture comment: AVGN, the Blue Bomber, and Sonic collide. Lulz ensue.

[fireluigi12]

not the blue bomber! the blue b-17 bomber!