Megan Fox Makes You Superficial

[Fft3343]

Thumbs up for the fart

[Fft3343]

Fart at 0:03 before burp listen closely lol

[greenpredetor]

lmao "well oink oink"

[Ichliebemusikundybd]

People irrespective of gender, race, class etc can be one dimensional, and these people are the types I avoid. I have more respect for REAL sheep than human ones, don't join the herd be your own individual representation or at least acknowledge the fact that you're a follower, peace

[pianoph]

even a plastic bag is not as plastic as meg vixen!!!

[BabyAppleGelatino]

Most of the view u have are due to a nice pic and title but i get so upset when i find out its u and ur annoying intro song that was supposed to be funny

[breekwhal]

that was so friggin disgusting. just go away

[doncondorshockey]

i thought the title was : megan fox getting facial :(

[runamok420]

superficiality makes the world go round, the only people who have a problem with that are ugly people, and people who aren't as good looking as the used to be and are saying "Hey why aren't people as nice as they used to be", they'll get there.

[HeteroProductions]

When you burped, did you fart 1st?

[xxcurnuxx]

the enhanced version would be and egotistical dick so the no enhanced version

[VihccvIvisun]

enhanced version

[TheSoccerGaby]

ok phil you have been wearing the same clothes for three epesodes counting these 1!!!!!

[MsBalleroftheyear]

I hate superficial guys that's y girls like me who's personality is the shit but I'm a bigger girl and I personally don't think I have a pretty face but anyway I tend to find myself being the third wheel all the time....so what's up with that huh huh huh lol

[Ichliebemusikundybd]

@MsBalleroftheyear You don't attain quality results because you lack the most important personal attribute that is "confidence' in actuality guys like girls are all different some however do tend to follow the trends in which are prescribed by our media, in essence a multitude of individuals are a product of socialization not themselves, therefore you'll have to look beyond the surface and identify what you want in life. Once you accept and value yourself you'll automatically become more appeali

[Ichliebemusikundybd]

@MsBalleroftheyear ing in whatever light you project. Would you rather be your own leader or a follower of societal standards on what beauty is? Disconnect from your fear of being inadequate and become a conscious person, you don't need anyone to make you happy but at the same time you'll always find someone that appreciates you. Good luck!

[abaseraserhead]

captain toe thumbs lmfao

[DavidChou1]

Oh yeah, Rush is such a racist. That's why he has the #1 talk show in America. More listeners than CNN, MSNBC combined. Please take more of his comments out of context and associate whatever words he says at any time with whatever situation you see fit.

[romanina7]

@DavidChou1 are you blowing Rush Limbaugh, be honest

[DavidChou1]

@romanina7 Are you a mind-numb Obama zombie that can't think for himself? Are you an idiot Marxist ideologue that believes Capitalism is evil, and rich people should all be punished? Be honest.

[romanina7]

@DavidChou1 LOL don't avoid the question

[DavidChou1]

@romanina7 Okay, to answer your question, no I am not blowing Rush Limbaugh. But your mom is blowing me. You like slogans? Like Hope and Change? Change you can believe in? Yes we can? Well I have a slogan for you right here: Suck my dick. Bet that makes you want to vote for me for political office. If you don't then you're a racist.

[MistressPounce]

ARGGGGH - straighten your HAT!

[bokunoyoru]

you have beautiful handwriting

[LexiTheKitty]

i actually gotta say that while looks are extremely important in a relationship im not going to get myself a jensen ackles like guy and no man in this world besides maybe shia labouf is gunna get megan fox

like u gotta be attracted to ur other but i mean if u only like them for their looks then theres no real point to it because ppl always change, they gain weight, they loose it, they get old, u gotta love for whats on the inside otherwise u end up disapointed

[calumlittle]

fuck you phil, you cunt!

[amazazing77]

everyone who says they would take the unemhansed vresion is lying

[mrkopsho]

you really need to learn to spell if you expect anyone to take you serious. lol

[acidXxqueen]

There's nothing to change on my guy ^_^

[roberotful]

Megan Fox can make me whatever she wants.

[blisshimself]

PhillyDouche in da house!

[missyprissytv]

i dislike her so so much. shes mean

[yourmommm123]

megan fox is sexxxxayyy

[siamesedrummer]

I would choose the non-enhanced version, because I have a vagina.

[blade999124]

i agree with everything you say

[Sploofmoof]

Oh spam messages....what can't you do to make people want to cry?

[starrychica82]

America is fucked

[kellyhotme]

Not bad, not bad at all! Not the best work i've seen from him though, but definitely is a good film, pretty funny as well! Watch it online..... iwatch - movies - online . c o m

[iluvbrendon18]

old people love csi! and they don't know how to dvr anything!---classic!

[BoyluvWOW]

WHat the fuckery?! There is spam about ppl watching movies that arnt out yet, and that are pirated, fuck off! We must know what people think of sxephil, or what they think they should think.

[rangekirstenlang]

spiderman 4

[CWSSje]

dude it changed to (dot) tv

[bobbyorosco100]

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[woolfdevile]

JOHNNY CARSON #1

[revolutionaryspirit]

What a smug, boring twat.

[12chipi]

phil is cute....hmmmm burping.......

[PublicSting]

QOTD: original, with no one next to me, no one to impress, not lying to myself and i don't have a vagina

[mrevolutions23]

should have talkd bout fox more!

[NightCryingEyes]

I love that little satisfied mmm you did after the burp, for serious I laughed so hard i had tears coming down my face

[DjDafader]

hmmmmmmmm burping....

[SuziG23]

Enhanced version. Say what you want, you all know you would too. At least on the inside you do. I'm just more open about stuff.

[tootr3]

"Hi I'm Phil DeFranco and I need to burp" *burps*

LOL

[channyandseddiefan]

@tootr3 Then: "Mmmmmm" [:

[verymarshi]

Pigs' orgasm last for 30 mins...

[Timster480]

u scare me...u remind me of happy the clown...my best friend died that day....LOL

[zepherashe]

WTF is this shit

[BillieJoeFanattic]

I love Megan Fox x]

*drools*

(Ima a chick ;))

[Timster480]

ok 1st of all...thats sad if u actualy drool over any human being,thats called being desprete...2nd,i'l let it slide since u a girl who....ok actualy i dont know how to continue this with words...lol...so...just use ur imagination to continue this... (im assuming ur gay...oh and im a guy...)

[BillieJoeFanattic]

lmao XD ;)

1st I'm not desprete, I just find her smoking hot =P~

2nd xD if you even bothered to look at my user name (BillieJoeFanattic) that's a males name, I love him too. not guy sir ;) bisexual :-* :L

xD ahhh XD it's fun to be different

[Kanyi4keeps]

omg. is it wierd that i find this a**hole hot???

[Vambitious]

21, 065 WOOT WOOT

[MovieguruThe]

SWEET BURP!

[BryanThePikachu]

If your a Pig! LMAO

[AlkalineTitan]

21.017th BITCH

[ajffrench]

King of nothin ur lieing cuz adults dont say dick

[brunettebomb94]

Are you Italian?

[kingofnothing26]

Well I am a guy and there is not one thing I would change about my girlfriend, maybe its because I am all "grown up" and not a little teen like you. For the record my girlfriend is miles away and I have a dick.

[44bluecrew44]

my girlfriend is perfict i dont want her diffrent

[xoalex914]

lol! old people love csi and they dont know how to dvr anything

[MsSarahsays]

dude CSI: Miami is awesome (im 14)

if i met an old person that like to watch CSI id make him/her the next awesome person of the month!!!

[dealingwithvilma]

I'm kinda upset that the burb in the beginning was fake :(

[ohmskiki]

i like how girls cmnt going omg she wears makeup & shes a ho. how is that hot? Well she puts out all you confused single ladies. take notes.

[InspireMe88]

How is wearing 10 pounds of make up and being a ho hot? :)

[iliketacos239]

That's a little exaggerated; that weighs more than she does.

[InspireMe88]

lol that's sad too though.

[whydohomework]

because shes the hottest girl in the world voted by men der

[InspireMe88]

I just don't think I will understand why. I don't find her attractive at all and I'm bisexual. That's my own personal opinion though xD!

(She does have a smokin body though.)

[DiscerningMarksman]

Because finding her attractive and being bisexual is relevant?

You act like people care about your sexual orientation in this

[InspireMe88]

I can express my opinions just like anyone else. If you don't care then don't even bother making a remark. I'm sure you made a few comments here and there, some people care and reply and others just leave it be. Next time maybe thats what you should do instead of being rude.

[tweakedoutbunnie]

is it just me or does phil look exceptionally sexy in this video

[Awesomeuser1]

Do all of your viewers have to be dudes now?

Sexist, yeah I said it!

Still luv you...

[JamesRoose666]

hey he could talk about how hot guys are... but i dont think he wants to..

sorry thought, sucks for you guys =(

[zkracaw1]

am i the only person who thinks that megan fox looks like a thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?

[iservallah]

if you mean ugly, I agree...

[Mortaryan]

Yeah bro...I just don't get the whole Leno thing...wrong show, wrong time, wrong audience...Jay Leno retired from TV.

We should hire his agent (or who ever talked him into that deal) to negotiate peace in the middle east...cause if they can talk a late night host into a prime time slot, then they can talk Muslims into loving the West, democracy, and tolerance and civil rights.

[priscitw]

"I need to burp..."

You are a genius

[lastdon85]

on the white kid getting beat up i went to black schools and white schools and the truth is when there are only five white kids (or five black ) in a whole school yeah your gonna get fucked with because its easier to pick on the small groups its not racisist its just how kids are if you were the only baptist in a catholic school you would be a target because your different and because your a minority and therefore a easy target in comparison to everyone eles

[Chicagona]

my best friend could kick ur burb's butt

[derk2]

man if you think two kids is bad?

I got jumped by 8 out of 12 kids for absolutely no reason

So I guess that's on some Giraffe Pussy Shit

[wdfowty]

paris hilton pussy shit. sounds like the fags in my home town, who can't fight unless 10 other kids have their back

[queenlovertheone]

2 on one thats some pussy shit... that the shit you leave to your moms beadroom homey! i just want to stop the video right there and say.... O SNAP.

[Hellza7891]

lol, wow you talk really fast! I could never talk that fast, because then my words start tripping... lol gotta give you credit!

[Rivelution]

I like Leno because he is a car guy.

[greatfilms101]

Is it wrong that I call More To Love, "The Fat-chelor"? lol

[queenofrock90]

Your wearing the same hat and shirt as you did the other day......

[linkinparkfan152]

jenifers body sucked didnt even deserve 2 stars

[EpicKreashinz]

**All Hail Tom Morello**

[LOLkimmiLOL]

Jennifer's Body was sexy as hell.

[EpicKreashinz]

Damn right.. I got a boner to that shit. The kiss wasn't too awesome though. >:(

[degunshow]

i like Jay Lenno D=

[aguarras21]

dude....i get asleep with your ant speaking

[AREUTHEMAN]

Whats up with the hat >.>...?

[stormychica11]

"old people LOVE csi and dont know how to dvr anything"

[narutoisakiller]

look wat stuid ass obama done to amrica now.we have some of the black people thinking they can do watever they want cuz the obama is a black president

[kface001]

dude you even write like a hick

[narutoisakiller]

kid shtfu i was typing fast

[kface001]

embarassed yourself even more.

ahhh simple minded people

gotta love 'em

<3

[narutoisakiller]

i mean stfu

[tre3Cie]

The fight had nothing to do with race, conscidently (spellng I know) there were kids around cheering that just so happened to be black, and if any one has ever been in or around a fight , the surrounding people are GOING to cheer and yell that goes without saying, but as for them jumping the little white boy...that was some pussy shit lol

[chickenpun]

i was watching the video halfway thru the video. this may be beside the point but the white kid took those punches and still looked unfazed

[SGCDriver]

dude what are you talking about??!!??!!????

[cresentblaze02]

lol 0:51-0:54

[NCOProductions]

LMAO, we lived in a racist world. True that. Hahahaha, and Megan Fox makes me horney. Shes hot.

[aceholeas]

true dat about megan

[theflaminllama]

if my bf had no braces that would be awesome (he wishes he didnt have them either)

[LegendaryA37]

its just one of those days you don't wana wake up everything is fucked everybody sucks!

[shanekoch101]

FUCK u PUSSY

[grappler84]

Wow.. your not very creative are ya..

haha!

[beccathespiffy]

it depends on what were talking about when you ask if were gonna choose the origional or the inhanced and in alot of cases im sure most would choose the inhanced... but not allways. lol if i could pick beetween an origional 1984 nintintindo that only halfed worked or a wii id deff pick the origional.

[bugbearbg]

Thanks, I must not be that old since I know how to DVR shows... lol

[pumpkin44]

I choose a healthier version and yes you caught me: I have a vagina.

[catsliketodance]

I'm not old! lol + I know how to dvr + Jay Leno SUCKS :D

[sswarhero]

love the "well fucking oink oink"

[TMacPhersonMazda]

i like the theme song!!!

[Creation27]

I think the long hair should come back...unless you have cancer, it's just part of your boyish charm....ok, that sounded gay. Damnit....

[11visionary11]

If hy hubbys personality was the same...of course the improved version, but I would take the origional over looks if he changed personality.

And everyone is racist...to a point...in a boxing match all things being equal, the blacks will cheer for the blacks, the whites for the whites.... I dont think one race is more racist than any other.

[LadyRachelElaine]

I miss your old theme song. The one you've been playing at the beginning just isn't as good.

[cheesycont]

goddamn u r the shit yes blacks are just as racist as whites we will never be equal there will always be that difference and by the way fuck leno he is a cocksmoke

[ConradHilinghman]

intro sucks.

an hero.

[formenso682]

FIRST!

[imnevermakingavideo]

franchina

[squirrelkj]

wats ur real name?

[vperu91]

you tricked me

[vagasplayer]

lol i agree jay leno sucks and Craig ferguson is the best lns

[KBick41]

i agree, spectacular (go google)

[Davey9449NEW]

נכון?

[cwazyplatypuses]

I BURP TOO

[bi8koto]

learn better humor at stopbringingthesiberiawhenyoum­akeajoke.notfunny.arse

[geminighost3]

maybe you should click the link you cunt

[Nixer21]

hey just wana say ur funny as hell. and our world is definately based on consuming any and everything. we know it and we do it. :p

[561blaze]

phil ur funny as fuck. and ur a beast cuz u play cod.

[Micieri]

honestly my girl has a nice pair and i wouldnt want any part of her to be enhanced because guys stare at her enough as it is i like her the way she is

[Zach23april]

lucky guy, i need me some boo tang.

[phleuw]

nice cocked to the side hat...stop with all the cuts

[delhigod]

You've grown fat Phil.

[RollingFire420]

thats some pussy shit lol i say that all the time

[kdixon7783B]

The only thing about Jay Leno's comedy that I don't think is funny is his take on how stupid America or maybe just American women must be as he takes to the streets in LA and asks clueless people simple questions and I know it is all in fun and most of the folks have to be actors because I refuse to believe that everyone gets the answers wrong. Oh, and Dave and Conan are much funnier.

[daexion]

They ask a lot of people questions, and only show the ones that have stupid answers. What you never get to see are the ones that actually know something or weren't caught completely off guard.

[fredericobones]

you will never be a comediant, it sucks that you dont make a full video, you just pick the best parts you tape, try to make a live.. then you will be the best.

[RSRatornra]

I have that new rolling stone mag

[PieGoddess7]

Hahahaha! u made me laff my ass of when u said: "Man this would be really awkward if obama wasn't president..."

[saiyanprince101]

ORLY? O.o

[HunterChndlr]

megan fox was born mitchell reed fox, so she is a he

[sandman0408]

well fuckin oink oink lmfao thats awsome!

[dalbalt]

lmao well fucking oink oink

[IbsA93]

lol hahha i love csi miami- watched em all and im only 16

but i do love that old people joke. dvr ! lol keep it up

[NiceGuyKeath]

After Rosa Parks and the entire Civil Rights movement, two black kids should never be beating up a white kid on a bus.

[daredevilvic]

ur scared of black people huh? never really dealt with real hood niggas huh? i noticed it from watching alot of ur videos.

[Alexianna]

"Old people love CSI!" (lol)

I love CSI too, Phil and I'm not old. I'm only five years older than you.

Spiro: He's not gay. Fuck off and get a life.

[DamiansGirl4eva]

hahaha "'Cause old people love CSI, And they don't know how to DVR Anything!" BAHAHA!That's My Grandma to a T!

[RasOrville]

come wit i now

[Pravision88]

lol...

w w w. mys pace. c om/ ellasera