Don't Give Mikey No Matches!

[xferalisx]

3 people gave matches to mikey...

[oohnumques]

I'd like to say, it's an uderrated sketch. It has nothing to do with the movie proper;just working off the Auntie Frank thing. That said, its one of the best sketches they've done in all their years. I'm kinda glad alot of people have linked to my vid of it. I want no credit, but I just like that it gets out there. If you know someone who dosen't know MST3K, explain it, explain how the host segments can can a little out there. Then show this ep. Followed by Pod People.

[oohnumques]

@oohnumques Also don't give Mikey no matches

[Kefka44]

@oohnumques The Pod People host segments were as bizarre as the movie itself.

[coliho]

Mike doesn't blink....

[SomeDumbKid1]

@coliho It's like Dr. Lecter in Silence of the Lambs

[PeeingMyOwnBlood]

Crow is an adorable llama <3

[bgfilms]

YOU SHUT UP MIKEY YOU SHUT UP!

[shuboy05]

I'm sure the guys did their usual hilarious job riffing on the movie but if there is one thing I will never forget about this episode, it would be this minute.

[Igarappappa]

I lost it when he started strangling Crow.

[MsTwinkle101]

3 people gave matches to Mikey =\

[leonel1982]

I thought this was a Of Mice and Men reference! There's Lennie and George and Lennie is petting what looks like a rabbit.

[tegrenath]

@leonel1982 Wow, you have just given this hilarious sketch a whole new level of brilliance for me. I think you might be right.

[evilegg288]

I just had a mental image of Trace and Kevin working the lu-- I mean, puppeteering Crow and Tom, Kevin yelling and ranting and Trace doing his best "distressed llama" noises. I wonder how many times they cracked up during recording?

[singitjohnny]

I can't stop laughing at this. Oh my god.

[Chiznitz]

What.

[krispykorn]

oh my god

[gwalla]

This may be the most disturbing MST3k sketch ever.

[JimothyEmoWhale]

@gwalla But the funniest damn one I've seen yet lol.

[Bloodshotbaby]

@gwalla You would think that...but look up the Tokyo Cafe sketch from one of the Gamera movies. It comes with zero context and plenty of weird. But this one is pretty great.

[DJUn17]

You people bring matches for Mikey?

[cerberus144]

Don't you folks give Mikey no matches!

[evilegg288]

The Satellite of Love annual furry convention rapidly deteriorates when a fan gets too physical...

[LightDeoxys]

Don't give no matches to Mikey!

[bloodmuffin1]

mike(in overalls) rox my sox ;) of mice and men mst3k style is so hysterical!!! pattin them rabbits....LOL

[slurpeeman86]

It's like Of Mice and Men for people who don't have the time or inclination to skim the Cliff's Notes ten minutes before the big test on it.

[ColeVecsion]

lmao completely random yet awesome @___@

[Moredread25]

What the fuck? I can only imagine until I find the video - I hope it's up on youtube somewhere.

[Moredread25]

I found the clip - it makes no sense still, perhaps even less, especially since it's at the beginning of the movie. Seriously WTF.

[SUPERMEDIABROTHERS6]

I think that's the first "in-betweener skatch" that I've seen from this show that I've actually laughed at!

[DragonFire381]

Ladies and gentlemen, the crack has arrived.

[redjacketalchemist]

You people bring matches for Mikey...? o_e

[Bulletprooftiger182]

Only on the satelite of love

[Jasinto1972]

lol

Mike Nelson's rape face.

[dropthosemothers]

I wanna touch the lamma

[couchfort]

Ain't no law that says ya can't!

Not me though, I wouldn't touch that smelly old llama.

[dropthosemothers]

SHIT

[wargarurumon]

a bunch of mongoloids

[JoelandtheBots]

The only thing creepier than Mikey's stare is the fact that he's dressed EXACTLY like the fat hairy hillbilly from Boggy Creek II.

On the bright side, though, he's neither fat, hairy, nor a hillbilly. :)

[aceclipper24]

This is probably one of the funniest bits in the MST3K universe!!!

[bgfilms]

YOU SHUT UP MIKEY, YOU SHUT UP!

[Capng123]

So... and this is just so we can all be clear on the matter, I am to take it that upon the recommendation of the local authorities (ie farmer Tom) that I am at no point and under no circumstances whatsoever to provide young Michael there with an inflammatory conveance, to wit a book of matches?

OOoooh.... shit.

RUN!

[potcallingkettle]

Wow, for a robot, Crow is really good at showing his horror and terror at Mikey's attentions!

[singitjohnny]

This is the best, ever.

Oh my god, Crow's screeching is so fantastic, and Mike's creepy blinkless stare. xD

[astrocitizen]

SERVO: "You shut up, Mikey! You shut up! You folks don't give no matches to Mikey! You hear me? You hear me?! I don't care what Mikey say or Mikey do, don't give Mikey no matches! I don't care if Mikey come crawlin' in through yer window stark naked with a big ol' knife, don't you give him no matches! Shut up, Mikey! Shut up, llama! Just shut up! Don't give him no matches! Don't give no matches to Mikey!! Shut up, Mikey!! "

[annthebold]

i always wondered what the hell servo said in this bit. the stark naked with a knife bit is HILARIOUS!!!

[astrocitizen]

Thanks! It's always frustrating when there's incoherent shouting during a scene -- there's always the chance something crazy and hysterical is being said, but you're missing it.

[ars731]

This is one of my favorite host segments in MST3K

[oohnumques]

It was the beginning before the movie was sent.

[sillygrl23]

"SHUT UP YOU SHUT UP MIKEY! YOU DON'T BRING NO MATCHES FOR MIKEY YOU HEAR ME!" lol! That is hilarious, makes me want to watch The Transparent man now! lol!

[Headbanger142]

You people bring matches for Mikey?

[LuckyBlackCatXIII]

JUST SHUT UP MIKEY, SHUT UP!!! DB<

[SenseOrSensibility]

Crow's "EEEEE!" gets me every time. :D

[Adrialgon]

This is the funniest thing ever to happen on this show. Period. Absolutely wonderful!

[cypherpunk11]

I love this. I can't get enough of it.

[Warners30]

Mike is incredibly dedicated to being insane, Kevin's reading is awesome, and Trace is just amazing.

[couchfort]

By far one of the weirdest skits they've done.

And one of the funniest.

[SoftBank47]

Mike didn't blink at all in that host segment!

[cubey]

Um.. yes he did.. several times. As soon as he starts petting Crow he does when he looks down away from the camera. Then again several times when he is "hitting" himself. But for about the first 40 seconds.. no, he didn't.

[donovanfrost]

No matches for Mikey!

[Monkeybonk]

Trace's best work with Crow IMO.

[harryman964]

WTF

WFT

LOL

WTF

WTF

[AnitaZorro]

this clip made my day! :) thxs.

[SLUguyMadrid]

HAHAHAHA This just makes me burst into laughter for some reason its the combination of Kevin's AMAZING voice acting (the way he Talks is AMAZING) the way Mike is acting like a stupid hillbilly whos messed up inside and Crow's screaming hahah I cant get enough of it!

[biofreakmike]

lol i just love crow's bleating during this scene! Plus Mike does make a creepy hillbilly =P

[PlutoEmmaloo]

............0_0

[pandaphil]

Man, no one does 'creepy insane guy' like Mike Nelson!