Books of the Bible: In one breathe

[Echolyktuz]

It would have been more impresive if you recited the whole bible in one breathe.

[kevlaj23]

me too i'm gonna mumble something and say this is something in one breath

[kaplefff]

Tod Flanders?

[UncleSpankification]

That's a rather useless talent. But impressive none the less. Congratulations!

[HAVIBABIBU]

nice

[legoman4464]

good job

[goldenhawk952]

nice now read them all

[xXShadowEyesXx]

@goldenhawk952 That's bad advice, kid.

[domo4760]

Oh, i thought he was gonna READ it lol.Now THAT would have been impressive.

[RawR4iloveyou]

hahha :DD i'm watching this in 2011 :DD

aanyyway. this is pretty cool XD kthanksbye.

[ouellette001]

everyone acting all pissy about his religion, i have one thing to say: CHILL THE FUCK OUT! if your gonna get pissy about religious people, at least make it the AFA or WBC

[dogboy12457]

Good job man, very impressive.

[LoGear95]

ok im atheist, but all of the ones on here that are mocking this guy are pricks. i think this is pretty impressive

[Redribbo]

go fuck yourself and your bible fairytales

[analbag9000]

@Redribbo fo fuck yourself and your wapanese faggotry.

[N0WAR1337]

@analbag9000 go fuck yourself and your sheepish religion

[EpiKMoDzz]

you forgot chuck norris

[MrMHS77]

fagget

[mhcbr]

amazing

[MrNarutovsbleach]

wait what?

[enemY1990]

why

[FashionDesignerlove]

awesome!

[poolerboy0077]

You left out the Deuterocanonical/Apocryphal books though.

[garyllewellynjones]

I don't know why but this person reminds me of the RainMan . It is the type of thing that RainMan would do.

[alliclaymoore]

Good Job!

[LauderdaleBaptist]

magical!

[sergio101239]

Bro that is awesome if you can say the books and these people think your a retard because your not throwing a rap about drugs girls and guns and throwing cuz words at them

[Freebird197]

this is 1 of many reasons i'm buddhist. i don't need to know a bunch of shit. all i need to know is what carma is, the 8 fold nobal path, and how to meditate. whats that? you hate buddhists?!?! big deal. like some nerd i've never even met can scare me enough to convert to something i don't belive in.

[DJSamMackinnon]

@Freebird197 You don't have to know all this shit to be a christian dumbass

[Freebird197]

@DJSamMackinnon tell that to the nerd in the video.

[DJSamMackinnon]

@Freebird197 lol yeah.....I'm just saying that you don't need to know this.....it's just boring

[beatles6love]

@Freebird197 We dont hate buddists.... We just dont like what they do. God is the only true way to heaven and God loves everyone! How can someone look at the world around them and say it was all just a big explosion and it came to be?! Their has to be a God, and I am glad to call the one true God my father and my best friend. I hope one day you will learn to love my God with all your heart, soul, and mind. I will continue to pray for people like you. -Molly

[Freebird197]

@beatles6love @beatles6love why did you say that you don't hate buddhist then say you just don't like what we do? why not just say "i don't hate nazis. i just don't like what they do"? omg meditation is sooooo scarry. i bet you don't know jack sh*t about buddhism. do you even know the 8 fold noble path? you should learn about something before you critisise it. and if my freacking cousin could'nt convert me. what makes you think some jack ass right wing nut job on the internet can?

[beatles6love]

@Freebird197 I am not trying to convert you, even though i pray day and night that you will. I am simply stating the truth and only the truth. And fine... I dont hate Nazis... I just hate what they did.... I dont care if you make fun of me. or laugh at me. or judge me. When I die, I know where I'm going... and if you dont get saved... I know where you are going to... Recently my grandma passed away and before she died... she said she could see Jesus right beside her... How can you say cont.►

[JCfallarah]

this is hilarous...

[metalwompat]

guess who never going to get a girlfriend

[DJSamMackinnon]

@metalwompat LMFAO or get laid :L

[gk111127]

Santanic Freemason Bitch

[kaplefff]

Such a brainwash

[danebang]

too bad all those books lied to you buddy.

[emadi8]

@danebang  You said "all those books lied" . Please give specifics in each book that are lies. How did you find the truth?

[danebang]

@emadi8 learn some fucking science you fuck. learn some fucking history and don't reply to my fuckin comments. cya.

[JCfallarah]

@danebang how are you going to say a a comment and not be man or woman enough to back it up..?

[beatles6love]

@danebang They didnt lie and they WON'T ever lie. They ae nothing but truth and I hope you will all some day see God as I see Him. As my father and my best friend. With all due respect i wll never ever believe another religion. Make fun of me how ever you want. But nothing will ever change my mind about God. I love Him so much. And He loves me to. -Molly

[masterowl123]

All I heard was"blahblahblahblahblahblahbl­ah"

[masterowl123]

are you a robot?

[asasaBaboon]

cant understand you at all, add some subs or something

[VIFPEL]

Well done for doing that young man but I rather you spent the time changing the awful colour scheme on your page.

[wishaponastar23]

...wow.

[mistoryman953]

Wait what the hell did you just say???

[kN5ack]

see what religion does it you it brain washes you

[emadi8]

@kN5ack so does tv, music, college professors, anyone who talks to you influences your thinking..It is your job and mine to search for truth. I searched and found truth and beauty in Yeshua. Instead of judging, search. You have one life, search for truth.

[lambofgod203]

That is completely retarded and pointless. If you spent as much time learning math and science you may actually do something with your life. Instead, you'll probably work a dead end job, give all your money to "The Church" in tithes so they can rape your children, then use your money to pay legal fees and settlements. Then when you have a heart attack or anxiety issues you'll turn to something that really makes since AND WORKS. That'll be called science and it will be resposible 4 your new meds

[BrownMuffinBear]

Naa, it's the atheists who enjoy raping and killing people.

How many people were raped and or killed by the Soviets in just the last 100 years?

Oh and it's the Christians who are open to science and atheists who are blind to it. you have a faith yourself...you have this blind faith that you evolved from a monkey or a dinosaur from madagascar even though you have ZERO evidence to support it.

atheists don't know anything about medicine or science, all you can do is spam message boards.

[Xtasy92]

That's simply bullshit. Why did you stop thinking?

[JamesBrant19]

@BrownMuffinBear you fucking retard

[beatles6love]

@lambofgod203 God blesses those who give to the church and punishes those who do evil and curse the name of Him. Believe it or not God loves everyone and anyone. He is our Father and He does not want to punish us. But sometimes He must. I hope you will learn to love God someday so you do not end up spending eternity in hell. I continue to pray for people like you. -Molly

[Freebird197]

@beatles6love fuck god. that's strange. i'm still fine. either you're wrong or "god" Is to blind drunk to notice. let's give it another 30 minuts... i'm back and still fine. guess god should lay off his sons blood for a whyle :D

[beatles6love]

@Freebird197 say that their is no living God that loves and cares for us. Look at the human body.. and look at space... just look at the earth... Just tell me how you think that happened... and I CAN prove you wrong... Im just trying to show you that their is a God who can and WILL save us from hell. I dont want for any of you to go to hell.... I want to see you in heaven. Everyday. Every night. Every second.

[Freebird197]

@beatles6love i'm a buddhist jackass. i was just poking fun at how your god does'nt care if 1 guy curses his name.

[dragonviruz]

@Freebird197 its called hell asshole

[Freebird197]

@dragonviruz even if hell is real. it does'nt realy seem like that bad of a place. a bunch of other people just like me. no laws, nobodey is using fear to make others belive what they belive. and dont say Satin and his "li'l helpers" will wip me because i think they would rather party than work.

[brickman409]

@Freebird197

what do you mean it says in the bible to not say the Lord's name in vein, or curse it

[JoshV233]

@beatles6love FUCKIN MAGNETS! HOW DO THEY WORK?

[dogboy12457]

@beatles6love, You cannot say that you have proof because if you have proof that the christian god exists then you would technically be unfaithful. The reason that you would be unfaithful is because faith is defined simply as belief in something without proof. don't get me wrong, even though I am an atheist I don't hate reliion. In fact I think that some aspect of religion is great.

[Faustuss1]

Can you say in one breathe the all the verses when God kills or orders the killing of children and babies in the old testament?

[ixoyerocks]

where is that in the Bible? we'll if your talking about the Israelite babies (such as Moses) the Pharaoh ordered to kill them not God. (it's from the book of Exodus)

[narutardted]

see that kind of comment is what marked you as spam just because you dont believe in god does not give you the right to be an ass look at you bashing on what another person believes your no better then hitler

[VictorBacklund]

Wow! why do all christians seem to be so retarded?

[narutardted]

not all christians are or even act retarded this guy is but i`m christian and i can say i have better things to do with my time then say all the books of the bible.But anyway you cant say all because its no better then saying all blacks eat chicken or all jews love money its a stereo type and it can hurt people and can cause arguments so please try to be a bit kinder when saying things like that

[ConradVideos]

Well guys, i am glad you think i am retarted :), I learned the books of the bible in my catechism class... And one day i was trying to say them as fast as a could, and i found out i could do it in one breathe... Knowing all the books of the bible is a very nice thing to know, it makes searching for things in the bible much easier. So anyways, thanks guys... by the way...Correct me if i am wrong narutardted, you called me retarded...How can you call yourself a christian and do that to people...

[narutardted]

....Wow you guys really don't get it......You see my name? NaRUTARDTED it means i'm retarded for naruto i f*cking love that show that i would go brain dead if something bad happened to it, in the same kind of sense I am retarded YOU are retarded, lets clear this up so there won't be any trolls mixing words, do you love god? Maybe i don't know you Do you read the bible? Most likely Do you believe in god? High chance so would you go brain dead, if something happened to the bible? I'm assuming.

[ConradVideos]

So thank you for telling him to be kinder. I honestly appreciate that. And i am sorry if i misinterpreted what you said...But it looked to me like you called me retarted...

[narutardted]

lols dont think anything of it i call every one retarded brother sister uncle my dying grandpa but i use it as a joke not an insult

[narutardted]

I rather be a douchbag than a dumbass like you.

[PRINCEJONEZY]

@narutardted

well think about it you just insulted a man for doing something cool

most Christians do that

[narutardted]

I suggest you read my other comments because i rather not explain it again.

[narutardted]

Shall i rephrase it to chritarded?(Or tarted) Because it would make what i said easy to understand, and its a compliment not an insult for the trolls looking to pick a fight

[Hethrin]

Nice work! God bless!

[ASD123ME]

awesome

[BradCarr777]

WOW love it your awsome sooo passionate !

i get to 2nd kings and i get lost..lol

[windrivercountrykid]

Nice

[xheatherxlynnex]

that's so cool.

I could probably do the new testament,but not the old.

good job. GO METHODISTS! yeah!

[ConradVideos]

Thanks guys!

[freeburn2010]

u are awesome

[Sanvean9]

I knew you'de start running out of breathe once you hit the New Testament. Good job.

[Rawk4Life]

With a little more practice, you're ready to submit this talent to Guiness World Records. God bless!

[Mattmlo]

that awesome dude

[ePhilosopher]

happy mardi gras, actually lamentations 4:20 - 4:21

[GDJoppa]

one breath, pretty cool!

[ConradVideos]

thanks guys, sorry i slur my names together a little bit

[torykid12]

thats pretty cool i can say them all but it takes me like 5 minutes lol! awesome job!!!

[ConradVideos]

Thanks

[vineyardedge]

Awesome! Great Job!!!