lol, cant believe i just stumbled upon this parody even tho its so old. i love the song cause its pretty catchy but i hate the lyrics, he is saying exactly what i was thinking when i first heard the song.
Dating is just legalized prostitution anyway accept you dont always get what you pay for. I'm gonna do what I want until women learn to pick up half the bill.
If a girl the stuff Carrie mentions in the song to my car,I'd call the cops on her and file an insurance claim. Then,when Ive got a new car,Id find her and be like "Hey,Ive got a new car AND Im still getting laid."
you must be 12 years old to think of something like that. you sure know a lot about balls for being a little girl. and i dont have conversations about balls with little girls. so im done with this one.
wow :s is it worth argueing over im not talking to just you but to him or her too seriously people chill out if u dont like this comment dont bother reposting to me please cause i could care less
I just saw this guy live at Hyena's comedy club in Arlington, TX. Mu stomach was hurting from laughing so hard. On this video he just sang it, when I went to see him, he even did all the body expressions. He is one of the funniest comedians I've seen
That's good!
150grnballistictip 2 months ago
ahahaha epic!
JessiElitzabeth1 3 months ago
Ya probably that what he would do
thunderleppard 8 months ago
how does this video not have more views?!
victorianaisabel 9 months ago
LOVE THIS SONG!!! :D! :D!
TheNooblet976 10 months ago
6 people cheat
basspro1500 10 months ago
lol, cant believe i just stumbled upon this parody even tho its so old. i love the song cause its pretty catchy but i hate the lyrics, he is saying exactly what i was thinking when i first heard the song.
Dondarkcatcher 1 year ago
ha ha! lmao! ha ha!
Somzae 1 year ago
I've gone to see him three seperate times here in Tampa, and I'm waiting for him to come back. He's awesome.
usafb6619 1 year ago
Dating is just legalized prostitution anyway accept you dont always get what you pay for. I'm gonna do what I want until women learn to pick up half the bill.
zegermandude 1 year ago
@zegermandude dam right bro
keeyaabitch1 2 months ago
hahahaha sooooo funny!!
kaybakkehaug 1 year ago
Epic parody. Nothin like takin the woman-anthem and putting it on blast like that!!
Corwin10291978 1 year ago
Haha that was hilarious
LiLKel4 1 year ago
funny funny funny! do the entire song!
bernadiddy83 1 year ago
lol this is fuckin halarious
hydroraz1900 1 year ago
awesome
shawnblais420 1 year ago
Just curious- how did he take the blonde floozy back to his girlfriend's house if his car was totaled?
macychick 1 year ago
His friend drove them while they got to know each other in the back seat.
Aeroheadv1 1 year ago
Ah, that makes sense.
macychick 1 year ago
he took a cab hahahahaha
Cavalry19DScout 1 year ago
best song ever
Jess102488 1 year ago
lmaoo. hes fucking hilarious.
xoxSaaRaaHxox6 2 years ago 3
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can't get enough of it....too funny!!!!
jennyernie 2 years ago
If a girl the stuff Carrie mentions in the song to my car,I'd call the cops on her and file an insurance claim. Then,when Ive got a new car,Id find her and be like "Hey,Ive got a new car AND Im still getting laid."
maggot666punk 2 years ago 2
funny funny funny
deidaraandsasuke1 2 years ago 2
EPIC
PimpJuice413 2 years ago
lmao i always thought about how pissed the guy would be after he found out., but i never thought to make a parody
Cjtodd5 2 years ago
hucking falarious!!!!!!!!!!! :D
streetlethal93 2 years ago 2
what a clever comment. i have never heard that one before
spacehippy2 2 years ago 2
u guys r mean!stop saying its a bad song dont comment on stuff like that!
edwardsgrlsinc1901 2 years ago
get the fuck over it.
maggot666punk 2 years ago
fucking awesome,... lol
cliffordm87 2 years ago
This is awesome
ROC95 2 years ago 3
I use to hate this song with a passion, this video has changed that!
VTVStudios 2 years ago 9
ZOMG o0
superdragonthing96 2 years ago
haha that was hilarious
gaaralover315 2 years ago 2
Fucking Love it
rhys2112 2 years ago 3
"bleach blonde fluzy," haha
671cing 2 years ago
You should rewrite the entire song
mfd1171 2 years ago 25
@mfd1171 lol I rewrote it called "Before I drink" tell me if you want it
Chyaman09 1 year ago
OMG THAT WAS AWSOME!!!!
BrightHeart15 2 years ago 4
Her song is epic, and the parody to this was even better.
baybehloves 2 years ago
haha! fucking funny!
deegz713 2 years ago
that is awesome hahah
buster773 2 years ago 3
LMFAO! Yesss!
Lyriceea 2 years ago 3
probably the best thing ive ever heard in my life
dereklan12 2 years ago 3
fuckin hilarious and brilliant!
Jimbo8807 2 years ago 3
AHAHAHAH LMFAO
jacked080 3 years ago 2
thats waaaay too fuckin funny
xxsoccerstar 3 years ago 3
lol this is so funny but true at the same time i can see some one doing this
twylite123 3 years ago
lol this is so funny but true it could happen
twylite123 3 years ago
i love this song..the parody that is so f**King funny..but so real if u really no ur man
hatters25 3 years ago
sweet!
masontolley 3 years ago
Brilliant!!
bullcmf 3 years ago
It's not going to matter what the guy does after that because his ass is dumped.
The part Rob left out is the girl he took home gave him herpes. >XP
RockOutForTheDead 3 years ago
it doesnt matter what happens he DOESN'T CARE hes a comedian hes payed to make fun of this shit are you retarded?
zell718 3 years ago
she gave him herpes, but she gave you a rectal infection and sores all over your balls.
aPOTg 3 years ago
That would have been a clever comeback if I was a guy.
You're lucky you will never have sour on your balls since you don't have any.
RockOutForTheDead 3 years ago
yea cause you sucked em off.
aPOTg 3 years ago
I wouldn't come any where near your balls, so it must have been someone else.
Try asking your mom...
RockOutForTheDead 3 years ago 3
"Try asking your mom... "
you must be 12 years old to think of something like that. you sure know a lot about balls for being a little girl. and i dont have conversations about balls with little girls. so im done with this one.
aPOTg 3 years ago
No regrets about the "mom" comment. You're just touchy because of the painful memories.
RockOutForTheDead 3 years ago 3
wow :s is it worth argueing over im not talking to just you but to him or her too seriously people chill out if u dont like this comment dont bother reposting to me please cause i could care less
demondoggie62 3 years ago
not gunna lie thats funny
brad0wnzz 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Indiexrockstar 3 years ago
fuckin hilarious dude!
koolgal1224 3 years ago
this dude is fucking hilarious!
urworstenemy666 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
jacked080 3 years ago
LMAO!
carnivalridexx3 3 years ago
I just saw this guy live at Hyena's comedy club in Arlington, TX. Mu stomach was hurting from laughing so hard. On this video he just sang it, when I went to see him, he even did all the body expressions. He is one of the funniest comedians I've seen
dreammepr74 3 years ago
I cried cause I laughed so much!!!
hostel969 3 years ago
kukluxkiller4, does that name make you feel special or powerfull, whats it like being a loner and a loser, by the way the paradoy was great
kso616 3 years ago
haha. he sounds somewhat like larry the cable guy. thats who he reminds me of! haha. Good job!
crazyandfun15 3 years ago
So true lol! laugh my ass off!
RoxieBat 3 years ago
hahahaha at comment above
maryannegillam 3 years ago
This is truly the FUNNIEST paradoy out there.
HELLSPAWN19922007 3 years ago
my name is billy. i live in a pickup truck on the riverbank.i once had a neighbor named chris. he live in a van. he killed my cat and ate it...
kukluxkiller4 3 years ago
ARE YOU ON MEDICATION OR SOMETHING?!
THESUPERGIRLIE 3 years ago
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wat i ded not ate ur cat u dumb negger!!!
hondaridr 3 years ago