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  • Only in America----

  • And to all they gays, hating Mormons and other religions, posting death threats and protesting at our temples, doesn't make you any better than what you think of us. In fact it makes you worse. Think about that!

  • I don't think that any one understands! Marriage is between a man and a woman, god intended only marriage between a man and a woman.

    Opposites attract.

    If it were right for anyone to just go around "loving" any random person, then men and men would have babies. Women and women would have babies.

    If we allowed homosexual marriage we would eventually allow bestiality (sex between human and animal).

  • Then those people would say,"I love my dog, this isn't right for you to not let me be with him/her."

    If we let our country become corrupt it will become weak and fall! Just like Rome!

    Morality is important and homosexuality isn't moral.

    I do not discriminate gays, I know gays, I am friends with gays. None the less I do not encourage it. Why isn't domestic partnership enough?! You can live and be together.

  • LisaNova, you have it all wrong. People do not vote against Prop 8 because they are dumb or hateful. They do it because they want to keep virtue in the lives of their children. They do it because it is the right thing to do. You are young and naive, you don't understand or know any better.

  • i don't think gays should get married because well.. it's just GAY! pun intended! man, i'm clever! i don't believe in God and well nobody would want to marry me, although i'll be doing the cooking, been serving women knuckles sandwiches for about 4 years now. seeing gay people hold hands and kiss each other in a church is like when i stay the night at my best friends house i sneak into his 1 year old baby's room and cum in his face while everyone's sleeping. there's a reason why it's illegal.

  • Put down the crack pipe!

  • Here is a thought....To preserve the definition of marriage, why not just change the law books and stricken the use of the word marriage. Then legally we won't need a Prop 8 and government wouldn't need to spend money deciding how to define it.

    Sounds stupid? Which do you think sounds more stupid, my solution or playing ping pong with the legality of same sex marriage?

    By the way, great video.

  • heres another thought...the problem with life is women want to make love, and men want to fuck..........

  • lol :)

  • Despite the fact that I got a chuckle out of this and the fact that Lisa just plain old rocks, we all know that this was an awful representation of what prop8 was all about.

  • um, really?! cuz I am pretty sure that just about hit the nail on the head. Please feel free to inform me what prop 8 was all about, if not just ignorant people promoting discrimination?

  • Prop 8 was to hold up the sanctity/tradition of Marriage defined as being between 1 man & 1 woman. By no means was it supposed to solve marriage problems and by no means would it perfect marriage. Prop 8 was not about discrimination but about the definition of marriage to be held up so as not to demean the institution. Kind of like if we gave a purple heart to everyone who wanted one whether they served in the military or not. That would take the value out of a medal given for heroism

  • A medal for heroism is not a civil contract entered into by 2 consenting adults. Nice try, but as long as marriage exists as a civil contract recognized by the government, there's no valid excuse for keeping certain people from entering that contract, based solely on their gender. As far as the sanctity of marriage is concerned, that's something for specific churches or religious groups to be concerned with, not the government. We're just asking to get a license, not a wedding in a church.

  • I wrote a book about relationship and marriage in a way different than how must people woud argue it including this video. I hope some of you would evaluate my book: The Ultimate Goal of Life: Sacred Genetic Code Theory. Thank you.

  • i jumped out off my seat out of laughter with this one. hahahaa

  • in moments like that you just woop out your cock.

  • YES on 8! You da man, bro!

  • 3 stages of marriage:

    1.Romance

    2. Disillusionment

    3. Misery.

  • OMG WTF

  • How to Save Your Marriage:

    - Throw away your TV

    - Don't let your wife work

    - Don't be an animal

  • While I do agree that we gays have it better now than African Americans did in the 50's and 60's, there was a time, not that long ago, when gay people didn't have it so great. Even now, many of us are beaten, intimidated, and harrassed for simply being ourselves. "Basically the same rights" is just simply not good enough in a country which bills itself the "Land of the Free"

  • man i believe you.

  • the secretary is really a man and his gay haha.

  • love it

  • who gets married today anyways?

  • Who can afford it xD

  • How would another persons private life affect your life?? The problem is not gays, its people like you who got nothing better to do but worry about other peoples lives. Thinking you got all the answers is not only arrogant, but ignorant also. Why don't you fuck off and choke on a cow dick!!

  • funny :o)

  • lol!

  • i have no idea what this means..

  • She's mocking the Yes on 8 crowd, showing that it clearly has no effects whatsoever on everyone else. Gotta love reverse psychology.

  • this could've been better. I like the concept but the humor is too broad.

  • okay

  • LISA NOVA ROCKS!!!!

  • me love you long long time Lisa :)

  • wow, 4) does make it right!

  • vote yes we dont want same sex marriages. marriage is a christion idea and their should be seration of church and state and another thing it is a vow between an man and a woman . why cant the gays and lesbo call it something else.

  • ...no.

    not all marriages have something to do with religion- many are just a legal binding.

  • marriages exist in just about every culture on the planet, in one way or another. I'm confused, you say marriage is a christian idea, yet you then go on to say "their [sic] should be seration [sic] of church and state". If this is so, then whether or not wedding is a christian idea, it shouldn't matter in considering the issue of marriage as a civil contract.

  • Yeah because no Church has been sued by a gay couple for refusing a ceremony or use of their grounds....

    ***Heavy Sarcasm****

  • Whether churches should be required to lease out their spaces for weddings regardless of who's actually marrying, I think, is a seperate issue. The marriage equality fight, by and large, revolves around the piece of paper legally recognized as a contract, AKA a marriage license. That is what people want, and what we're fighting for here. The details of particular ceremonies, including what buildings they may take place in, are not really relevant to this debate.

  • It's more than that. Here in Canada there is a court case going on about a guy citing gay marriage laws for a polygamy charge, if gay marriage laws are cited for polygamy it's just a matter of time before other perversions start getting in and citing these laws to gain acceptance. Next thing you know there will be a court battle to define marriage as between anybody anywhere because someone will want to marry their sister or their dog.

  • Gay marriage creates no precedence for polygamy, so long as the law is reworded such that it maintains that only 2 consenting adults can enter the contract of marriage. Laws against marriage between siblings already exist to prevent just that, and if there were going to be a big push for such marriages, it would already exist. Dogs can not legally consent, so any concerns regarding people marrying them aren't really all that valid.

  • 1)No

    2)No

    3)No

    4)No

    5)Erm... i'd usually say no but in this context possibly yes.

  • Lisa is a great dramatic actress as well as comedic actress. I am great at comedy, I wonder if I can do drama.

  • thats a good one!!! :)

  • Or you could get the fuck over yourself and get educated. Don't want to see Bob and Tom? Okay, don't look. If it bothers you, leave, they don't have a problem with you or anyone else, and it shouldn't be the other way around because they're gay. Fucking idiot, god hates fags? No, god hates bigots.

  • You can bark and scream all you want. The people have spoken and sorry if the truth hurts ya or your kind.

    Gay behavior is absolutely disgusting and I am glad that laws are passed to prohibit the encouragement of this corrupt lifestyle.

  • Good job you dumb fuck, behavior isn't specified to any certain group. And also, you're stereotyping. You're the dumbass who bases everything he sees on television, and truth is, the stereotypes are only seen on TV and the gay people you do notice are noticed because they're being stereotypical. Most gay people don't behave that way. So shut the hell up you dumb fucking bigot.

  • Why not let people marry their dog then? Have sex with it? Why should you care? If you don't like it don't watch? Oh wait, that's morally reprehensible? Disgusting? Now you get the picture? Probably not. You're warped to begin with so we can't expect you to understand the perspective of normal people. Matter of fact, I want to marry my dog, then adopt a child too because it's my 'right.'

    No, it's not. If you're in California, and you're gay, look around, 60% of the people disapprove.

  • wow..

    i honestly feel sorry for you that you have to waste so much time on hate for people who just want to live their lives like everyone else.

    get a life. and let people live theirs.

  • uhh no on prop 8!!!! this just proves how retarded it is

  • Are you really against gays getting married, Lisa?

    Or it's a critic?

    I am so canceling my subscription if you are that kinda of person!

  • Wow Flabbous, it's a sarcastic video and you're an idiot for not seeing that.

  • It was stupid of me? I was just confirming I like the video and laughed at it...u don't have to get offended or be rude!

  • Try to watch to the end of the very end of the video before asking retarded questions- that should make things pretty clear.

  • Hey, I get it now!

    I thought it was funny, I was just confirming!!!!

    Go take care of your life!

  • gays have every right to get married

  • "are you going to stop calling me a cow infront of my friends?" :D

  • Good video. Gay people can't get married, but I can take my little lady to the drive-thru Elvis chapel in Vegas and get hitched for 2 months. Yeehaa.

  • by simply falsifying a report and YES THE POLICE CAN LOCK YOU UP WITHOUT TRIAL, YOU MORONS!! ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS SAY IN THE REPORT THAT YOU YELLED AT THEM OR TOOK A SWING AT THEM AND YOU ARE FUCKED!!

    morons.

    THEY MAY EVEN YELL AT YOU!! then the male is hauled off to jail where he has to PAY BAIL OR PAY A FINE IF HE'S COERCED INTO PLEADING GUILTY. you think it doesnt happen ALL THE TIME?? THINK AGAIN ASSHOLES!!

    its a whole well prepared system. and they can do the same for mentalhospitals

  • marriage is bullshit anyway.

    marriage is most often used as a tool to extract money from, or maliciously ruin, an innocent person. of course sometimes its used for sex. the LAW is often used against the more innocent person to extract his money. one common scenario is a woman con artist and frequently a "black widow" has her husband arrested on false assault charges. the police are delighted to go along with it for "favors" sex, money. money for their jurisdiction by framing an innocent man

  • she is so not funny

  • Ok, now I got it. I wouldnt even bother to vote for such a stupid matter.

    That will hurt no one.., if the blessing of the state is what they need to be happy.

    I dont agree at all about leting gay couples adopting kids.

  • BTW, what the heck is prop 8 ?

  • He explains what it is in the video.

  • so voting yes for prop 8 will not grant gays to get married?

  • You are cute, funny and a good actress. Plus, you have the nicest/sexiest set of lips Ive ever seen.

    I just dont like your name. Sounds too much like a porn actress name.

  • I am impressed by the lack of knowledge demonstrated by garycoleman and undercovebrutah. Gay lobby groups with lots of money ???

    More money than the Republican party,

    More money than the catholic church??

    You know that one of the major reasons prop 8 passed was a special interest group that was formed and funded from utah (a mormon group)

    And do you know who appoints the supreme court judges? and Do you know what political party that man is from?

    No, you obviously don't.

  • I'm a jive honky :(

  • what's wrong with you people all on here.

    they just made this video for fun !!!

    stop overreacting !

  • fuck prop 8

  • 1. No

    2. Yes

    3. No

    4. No

    5. Yes

  • Hell to the yeah.

  • he drinks,he cheats,he lies,she is dumb.

  • so wat

  • its not a minority...ITS A SEXUAL PREFERENCE...

    oh, wait...i like pistachio ice cream, but everyone else likes chocolate...wait...IM A MINOPRITY...i was born like this...

    tell ya what when u can change my skin color for me, then i will call u a minority...

    jive honky wanna-bees...

  • yah so anyways, since the supreme court is in the pocket of the special interest groups like gay alliance, yah they will overturn prop 8, so stop yer high pitched whining and get yer panties outta a bunch...

    jive honky wanna-be minoritites....

  • I think lisanova is HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

  • And if anyone was wondering. This is why LisaNova is AMAZING!!

    That gay marriage is even a debate is plain sad. But you've put it perfectly. Fallacious arguments don't works so well in real world context.

    I LOVE YOU GUYS!!

  • Gay marriage would save the economy!

    I don't even understand why gay marriage is under debate - we are all just people, none better than the others. Get over it!

  • lisanova i luv ur eyes and that guy's eyes!!!

  • I'd give you 10 stars if I could. I think I'll come back later and give you five more, that should work.

  • Cool video, Prop 8 is definitely wrong. Again brilliant video.

  • This is so dumb she needs to shut up

  • stupid.

    but then so is marriage.

    DONT sign contracts that put your money at risk esp if your "beloved" says dont you trust me?? marriage is a CONTRACT that is often LITERALLY used to destroy people.

    TALK TO SEVERAL LAWYERS BEFORE YOU MARRY.

    IF YOU ARE MARRIED,TALK TO SEVERAL LAWYERS.

    your spousd wont be so "romantic" when he trashes you in court, among other things.

  • Marriage shouldnt be like this. Unfortunately

    by the eyes of the "law" this is totally true.

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oool that's hilarious

  • not a good video. i hated the whole script. stupid.

  • yes I LOVE THIS! It's really too bad about the outcome

  • to late its already no

  • lol this was pretty funny

  • I WISH you knew what it was like to have a good, kind sister kicked out of your house by your parents for something she can't control. I WISH you knew what it was like to not be able to visit the person you love when they are sick in the hospital.

  • hospital?! WTF are you talkin about? sister?

    yeah what abvout my sistah gurl? man she cant even get a part in no movie cuz shes always being kept down by THE MAN...

    obama aint even black! watchoo talkin about?

    obama is just another uncle tom lawn boy step and fetchit porch monky for the WHITE MAN!

    jive honky suckas...

  • Why even bring Obama up?

    Getting a part in a movie is SHIT compared to being ABLE to marry someone you love.

    As a part of the minority community, it is your DUTY as a HUMAN to not let stuff like this happen. It happened to the black man, it happened to the indians. How DARE you let it happen again?

    Change starts with one person, and in the same hand it can be destroyed by one more.

  • Also, in the past gay people have been put to death because of oppressive abrahamic regimes,and still are put to death for being gay in some countries, such as Iran. Gay people are the only minority where their parents are not of the same minority. stop blaming entire groups people for your problems, because if one person who happened to be gay got u sacked, it isn't an entire community's fault. And how many states is it legal for gay people to marry? one. so stfu

  • what don't you get? they cannot change it. they obviously would if they could

  • A gay person has never been president and a black man will be so stop harping about how unfair the system is because the system is now going to be run by an african american. and a minority is based a statistics, and the majority of people are straight, and so therefor gay people are a minority. Furthermore, gay people cannot change what they are and "jive honky wanna-be minority suckas..."? black people can be gay too.

  • jive honky wanna-be minority suckas...

  • right on gary coleman, my bruthah! :D

    aint no jive honky wanna be minority EVER been through what weve been through...

    they WISH they knew what it is like ta be a minority...

    shoooot, up until a few years ago gays were classified by the psychiatric association as a behavioral disorder...

    a behavioral disorder! aint no minority status!!!

    RIGHT ON MY BRUTHAH! YOU TELL IT! :D

  • babe, lets face it...i have my beliefs and you have yours... you are fiercely loyal and opinionated, but so am i... no matter how you slice it, i believe that no homosexual will enter the kingdom of God... there i said it... is this a deal breaker? i believe it is... please dont try to contact me, thru your proxy accounts, or your peeps... goodbye foreverzzz :( luv in Christ its better this way... plz delete this comment
  • u cant be an asshole and then expect her to delete ur comment

  • jive honky suckas... ;)

    in the first place they aint even black...

    i cant change the color of ma skin, but gays can change to bi, tri, or quad sexual, lol...

    now, the last job i worked in advertising, there was a gay guy there that knew i was a Christian...and he made it a point to complain to high heaven about my work every chance he got...he was instrumental in gettin me let go...

  • now how many bruthahs were there workin in that advertising firm? one. and he worked in accounting,,,

    how many sistahs worked there? one.

    how many gays were in total control of art directing?

    *ALL OF THE ART DIRECTORS WERE GAY...*

    gays are a special interest group with lottsa money...

    gays are not a minority, never have been, never will be...

    theyve never been enslaved, theyve never been bought or sold like my people have been...

    so, if that is being an a-hole.. then so be it...toodles...

  • Some food for your creative thought.

    You're also a Heather Brooke look alike!

  • lol this is hilarious. And true; like banning gay marriage will save all the crappy marriages in california.

  • ROFLMAO! Best vid ever!

  • Cool video it gets the message across in a non-offensive way :)

  • grreat video even though I would have voted yes on prop 8. but I don't live in California.

  • thanks lisa, you freekin rock

  • No Marriage in Heaven.

    None.

    Love,

    BiSensua

  • THANK JESUS

  • no on 8

  • OMG! i lolled!

  • It's exagerrated but it's pretty accurate :)

  • LMAO!

  • Just don't move to Richmond.

  • I thaught that was clever, showing all the possible problems in a straight marriage who are supposedly wholesome when compared to same sex marriage. I really don't understand what damage people think will be caused by letting two people of the same gender get married. And for all the people saying you should stay away from politics in your videos, some of the most memeroble comedic geniuses based there ideas on poking fun at politics or some of societies backward views, so yeah, keep it up :)

  • The number one cause of divorce is....MARRIAGE! :)

  • greyhall1,

    That's pretty sexy. But, I don't think he'd like it very much. Lisa's co-star looks pretty straight. Try zippster in the search. He's more your type I believe.

    -Mantis

  • WELL DONE. Now if only it hadn't passed...

  • Well, I guess, I'm now getting that, I'll never got over your face. It doesn't matter if you're smiling, frowning. You are plainly, just a very naturally beautiful women. And met you once briefly at The "SF As One 2-08", and there I put to rest any notion that cameras have nything to do with it/your just being so damn pretty. That's all. Well, not really; I'm so happy for your recent/current success. Congrats. Steve/SF/CALIF/USA

  • Take a cold shower, buddy.

  • aretemantis you might be the biggest douche bag on you tube

  • LOLOLOL, awesome

  • If she gets any cuter someone call the cops

  • HAHAH your so the best Lisa!

  • are you gonna stop bringing home filthy strippers from the nudie-bar so that the kids dont have to see you snorting lines off their geometrically round asses, when they get up for a glass of water.

  • fuck off google adds....they piss me off soo much!!

  • For me it's the Sears ones!

  • all i want to do is bone lisa nova

  • Hey, let's have a FIST PUMP for Obama and good riddince to the fascist right wing machine owned by evangelicals. The wheels are coming off now, let's take this opportunity to smash this bigotry and get America back to the FREEDOM FROM RELIGION under which it was founded!

  • "Of" Religion

    Freedom "Of" Religion.

  • vote no on prop 8 !!!!

  • i dunno i think you will dump me because im a Christian and that will hurt A LOT :(

  • 1- That's up to the voters to decide. Let both sides have their say, and count up which side has more people that agree with them.

    2- Yes. I don't see not being able to legally marry as something that defines a non-equal citizen.

    3- Prolly not.

    4- The argument that it would trivialize traditional marriage is one that is convincing to me, yes.

    5- Of course. Given the failure of pro-gay-marriage laws in the country, its fans have taken to calling people 'bigots' due to their own lack of votes

  • Too bad Prop 8 is passed! NO same sex marriage and should only be MAN and a WOMAN.

  • Lisa, you have such a gift for parody!

  • Awesome Lisa!

  • ya know there came a point in nazi germany wherein the best of friends had to say goodbye because one friend was a jew, and would not renounce his Faith

    and the other friend had to walk away because the media portrayed the jews as intolerant, bigoted monsters who believed in a foreign God, and had fallen into disfavor

    and he would NOT risk the stigma of being associated with a jew

    yah its now at that point...

  • um plz dont feel hurt but ive just gotta say this...

    and ya know there is a point of no return, wherein the line gets drawn in the sand, so to speak

    and we watch Christians get incrementally stigmatized and marginalized in the media

  • This is a dumb advertisement, since Gays already get equal rights. It's just not called marriage and shouldn't be called marriage because the bible says marriage is between a man and a woman. It's disgraceful that gays are the ones attacking straight people right now. Btw, I'm bisexual and I hate fags. I hate them alot because they cause too much problems. And I'm a manly bisexual, the one that wouldn't mind punching that flamer in the face because he disrespects straight ppl

  • Q 1. marriage should be between two people who truly love each other, regardless of gender or overall orientation.

    Q 2. no, because equal citizens have the rights of EVERY other citizen, this is the same problem the country had with women's suffrage and racial equality. people THINK equallity is there but it isn't.

    Q 3. no, it won't impede any other matrimony in any way, or shouldn't. people need to stay out of other people's business.

    Q 4. absolutely not

    Q 5. unfortunetly yes

  • LOLZ right on.

  • and anyways, yeah, right now its the Christians, but mark my words, once these violent anti-christians are done with us they WILL come after the jews... its happened before...it could happen again...dont kid yerself...

    wow yeah, i know you luv politics nad it really floats yer boat and all that...but i mean i cant go against the Bible...and i wont sell out Jesus for ANY frenship on the face of the planet...so yah, like that...sorry... :(

  • yes, i have personally read no on prop 8 blogs with my own eyes that advocate killing Christians... and anyways, yeah, Christians can "feel it coming"...just like if someone advocated killing jews then THEY would "feel it coming"...

    so yeah, im yer fren and everything but i mean frens dont advocate killing other frens, right?

  • and so im not sure what your position is on Christians...

    would you like to make them "go away?"

    would you like to load all Christians into a boxcar and send them to FEMA camps?

    because even though YOU would NOT like to see that, there are people in the no on 8 community that have blogged to that effect-

  • Yes please.

    Them and anybody else who figure it's their 'God given' right to impede anybody else in the pursuit of happiness.

  • allright ill just go away...

  • Sorry dreemland08,I hit wrong thumb button. I see & agree w/your anti-hate message.I also agree that Victims or those groups who hold the High Status of Ultra-Victim of any era, can have BLINDING BELIEF that looking like the Biggest Victim holds priceless benefits;the scariest being justifying their hate,like they have an actual RIGHT to theirs;their's is allowed, right?Well,I don't blame their feeling victimy,but 2 express hating all people in a religion & ousting them,is Hitler-esque.ThumbUp

  • anyways, yah and the problem i have with the no on prop 8 folks is that they have a scary tendency to whip themselves into an anti-christian frenzy and do horrible things to little old ladies...and i have no doubt that they would like to make people like me "go away"

  • ok first of all...

    the title of the video misled me a bit...

    soooo...

    i was expecting a funny video about marriage...

    and it ended up being a prop 8 commercial...

    im sorry...i know that ive always been extra nice in my comments and i probably hurt your feelings in my passionate diatribe, however i was caught off guard...

  • All what the wife mentioned in the blog , is better than to be a gay supporter.

  • Q 1. Yes

    Q 2. Yes

    Q 3. I pray it doesn't

    Q 4. When my friends have trouble with their boyfriends I feel like if they can't make it work with a man then I can't even find a man because my friends and I are cut from the same cloth.

    Q 5. Yes

  • 1) marriage should be between 2 people who love eachother no matter their gender.

    2)in actuality they are not percieved as equals

    3) it shouldn't.

    4) no.

    5) yes.

  • amazing amount of young people are so damn liberal...mmmm maybe because everything they have watched on TV for there whole lives...screams Liberality!

  • What's wrong with all these gays and why are they wanting to come out of the closet? I thought that was where they wanted to be, I thought gay sex was better in the closet. I also thought that gay was a word meaning happy again and they now wanted to be called rainbow americans. What the hell do I know what the hell do I care. I just want them asses in DC to stop stealing our money and giving it to poorly run corporations.( now that's gay) What's your thoughts on NAMBLA, are they equal too?

  • notions of marriage. Barrack Obama I believe will go a long way in promoting such ideals.

    5. I'm not really sure! I'm from Australia and so I don't really have that level of insight into American politics. But generally and socially speaking, the whole institution of straight patriarchy is really based on divisions between straight and gay, strong and weak, and masculine and feminine. So, it makes sense that marriage would be used by certain 'strength in unity' types to ostracise gays.

  • 3. Perhaps only in the minds of certain rigid straight folks. Socially, the institution of marriage is no by means 'sacred' and even if it were, it would only suffer by straight individuals declaring that gay marriage and dysfunction are one and the same. Make marriage laws more stringent, just don't decide certain types of marriages aren't sacred.

    4. Only in so far as individuals are self-conscious. As a society, an affirmation of the beauty of diversity can help to improve self-conscious

  • Hii Lisa!

    Fantastic video!

    1. No. This is not the 'perfect configuration' in many ways. People speak of the degradation of the family unit but offer no psychological or sociological evidence as to what this actually means or if it's even a reality.

    2. No. Just as African Americans felt that before Barrack Obama, the notion of a black presidency was ludicrous and thus they were not complete citizens, gay individuals suffer ostracism from being denied true institutional legitimacy.