Falkenbach Sux

[ScreamBloodyEvilDead]

Next time look into the "I Wanna Be Like T-Pain" microphone and auto tune that voice man...

[RudisRollstuhlgang]

This guy is dso amn gay. Seems like he is preparing for grabbing cocks later.

[JustinPiano09]

Haha fag. You can't handle this.

[MiKhAiL0vIcH]

This video made sense at the end when we all found out they were just another 3 brain-dead americans..=P

[angelfire3000]

Lol, I like like Falkenbach but this is kinda funny

[willderkacz]

haha gay boy

[D3Nord]

U sux mr. catholic boy, go back listen to Justin Bieber

Hail Falkenbach!

[bluethyme]

Hah. How dare they mock the epicness of viking metal?

[SapientiaDuctor]

SHUT UP !!!! FALKENBACH IS GOODLIKE, YOU ARE JEWLIKE!

[greetz2metal]

And yet, in the end, you hear they are americans with their stupid christian ideoligy.... no wonder these ignorant morons hate falkenbach, they are just fucking christians...

Why do americans ruin everything? even metal nowadays is not untouched by american stereotype brainless morons...

not that all americans are like this (I know!). a lot of american musicians produce great music, but most of them are ignorant consuming dumbasses like these dudes.... a shame really....

[fillfucker]

hahaha fucking hilarious,but this song rocks

[xy678]

Dorfdeppen

[tyrhermod]

u guys are soooo happy!

[Koliada]

embarrassing



[MultiPosts]

Falkenbach sucks!?! What the hell is wrong with you!?! That's blasphemy!!

[TherionSamael]

@MultiPosts Yes,this is blasphemy,this is madness!!!

[Overbl33d]

for a rare time the mass voted right on that video....

[StraightEdgeXVegan]

Ur nose has to be operated

[TheSecretOfSteel]

U Sux Falkenbachs cocks. Idiotic and gay video. If u agree that this little faggot on the video is a retarded cocksucker, thumbs up!

[AdranFernel]

Wer nicht singen kann, der solte auch nicht singen!

[TheFishyOneSKiT]

1:01 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

[MichaWB]

Wie heißt das Lied von Falkenbach ?

Whats the Song of Falkenbach ?

[BryanJ1994]

@MichaWB

Es heißt Heathen Foray .

[awelliott926]

why yall saying metal not for women?metal is for everyone but not for ppl that dress gangsters.

[inuyashatruebride]

metal is for fucking women!!!!!!!! and haha and man ur pretty hot ;p

[mrsubscriber666]

@hammerfrost33 you are so right

[asentreu85]

ah ... kill your self -.-

[asentreu85]

ahh... kill your self -.-

[94svenni]

go let and die fucking asshole

[Code1803]

You Suck!! F.U.A.D.

[nihilusxul]

Awesome. If you whine about this killer karaoke then you need to just lift your India Steel swords and impale yourself on them.

[Chris122436]

Fuck you! and good day !

[HellOnEarth1989]

bullshit

[MisterMysterious]

Not amused. 1 star 4 u.

[friezefrite]

Your singing almost sucks as much as your failed point.

[Ilharess84]

Metal is for all!!! Don't write no fucking shit!!!

[forwardthequeers]

I want to put my hand in your vagina.

[MonsieurChateauroux]

LOL AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Tchort8]

Sadly that car didn't get hit by a bus... =(

o yeah, I almost forgot... FUCK YOU!!!!!

[JuanBonJinJon]

LOL!!!

[melodeathforeverx3]

DON'T BUTCHER FALKENBACH SONGS

[JennylovesKinivia]

1 star fuckers!

Falkenbach, not for core kids! :)

[forwardthequeers]

..core kids? sadly mistaken.

Metal, not for women! :)

[JennylovesKinivia]

your a core kid, don't deny it! LOL!!

metal not for women?? lol!! your cute. :P

[forwardthequeers]

You want me so hard.

[JennylovesKinivia]

fuck right I do ;P

and btw. You tell me metal is not for women.

well, I tell you, metal is not for homos! LOL!! :p

[skimbap]

uhh... u both should not be listenin to falkenbach, just go sumwhere else

[poisonheartthrob]

the thing is...he'd actually make a good death metal singer haha

[Krig721]

You're a mentally retarded..like your friends. MOTHERFUCKERS.

[forwardthequeers]

It's best not to call someone retarded in broken English.  Just a tip.

[XlVCentury]

OMGods you just killed a Song from the Master :(

[Harmsheimt]

wtf o_O LOOOOOOL

[ichbineinire]

at 0:39 you are spitting xDDD

[samnsoul]

how can one know that song sooo good that he can sing it when he does hate it?

[SpainIsAWhiteCountry]

Falkenbach rules, jake sux....bitches

: )

[sr4delta]

you sounded like you were stoned

[SancharKhan]

I'm worrying if i listen same music... TENGRI. Forgive me.

[Bighulkmax]

weird

[dude492]

u suck

[antin00bkilla]

YMMD

[LordFinntroll]

er growlt ganz gut... aber falkenbach is geil! benenn das video um!

[Defleshed01]

LMFAO!!!!!!!ajshhaahha

[Shaka1612]

we all hope that odin, hail to his name, kills this motherfucker

[majav15mg]

FALKENBACH R00LZ BIATCH!!!1

[ninjabastard666]

no man, its just you.....you suck fat horse shlongs while your mum watches

[ACWilkau1]

da schließ ich mich pascali666 an 1

[eberabio]

wtf did that retard smoke . RETARD U GAY ASS !!!

[FukkYourOpinion]

those three core dudes must be lovers getting ready for a gay orgy.

[DestroyTheLeftSide]

Damnit, WTF is this shit? I can never enjoy this song again without thinking of this ugly mother fucker. He killed a beautiful song. Oh Odin. strike him down.

[MuayThaiRaven]

Lmao.

[mallet1987]

lol these dudes are funny as fuck

we have a new Napoleon Dynamite metal version.

FUCK YEAA

[ojdipkiklop]

damn... TEACH ME (not)

[hamrehjerte]

I'm referring to the brief vocals BY THE WAY.

From about 0:52- 0:56.

Not the shit before.

[hamrehjerte]

as much as he sucks, he could do decent black metal vocals imo..

[HungarianTroops]

Oh jesus...

[Skirnir39]

Smoked too much mushrooms, eh?

Falkenbach owns you.

[quorthonjr]

the dude in the drivers seat sucks balls at singing.....

[nattulver]

stop inhaling you faggot

[MetalMonsi]

lol falkenbach rocks :D

[Akhnar]

This vid is funny but falkenbach owns

[Akhnar]

This vid is soooo funy hahaha

[CalledOffDuty]

Wow, queers left and right in this vid!!

[samoth86]

Hell yeah. You fucking suck. commercial? Your kind of people is commercial. The same boring old image again and again. This is commercialized, that.. blabla. who gives a fuck. =D have a nice day mr deformed-nose-and-such :) bitch

[forwardthequeers]

That talk of commercialism is supremely ironic coming from a guy with that user name. You wimps need to wimp off, seriously. Either that or I need to add some tissue paper to this page. This obsessive crying is quite tiring.

[Akhnar]

haha this is so funny lol ^^ 10/10

I don't get why I'm not allowed to be a metal fan and admit it's a big gay trend right now.

but now the scene is completely polluted by liberal internet wimps that have no place in it.

ur absolutely finally some1 whos smart lol

[TheBleedingAeon]

Viking/Folk metal rule you fukking faggots.

[hornzovortiz4]

grindcore is good, well old school grind is, and man, you killed Falkenbach, an awesome band!!

[silasjr]

I see here a North American thinking that I think of metal when actually, what he really thinks is deeply new metal

[adabcdef818]

Haha, I actually found it funny when the guy went all "jululululuu" or whatever.

btw, @forwardthequeers: you seem to go all about true metal and then you say all metal is one big gay trend, I don't get it, is this some kind of joke or something?

[forwardthequeers]

I don't get why I'm not allowed to be a metal fan and admit it's a big gay trend right now. Headbangers Ball coming back, the success of Metalocalypse show, KFC commercial with a mock black metal band in it. All these 80s bands getting back together because of this retro thrash crap. metal's the most popular it's been since it's started. but now the scene is completely polluted by liberal internet wimps that have no place in it.

[posersarewimps]

should I repeat it? ask your fucking mother whether I am an homosexual you dumb. You gotta get into a rubbish tip and get recycled... naaah that's impossible, you are a non-recyclable waste

[forwardthequeers]

That is the dumbest compilation of words I have ever seen. haha, nonrecylable waste. That's the greatest thing I ever heard. what a fucking hippie. No wonder you're a folk metal fagnatic.  Run off and hug some trees and preserve the environment, wimpazoid.

[forwardthequeers]

PS finger your belly button

[posersarewimps]

you know, you may be a great comical actor... I'm serious, I aint joking at all. You're going on fucking up and sounding off bullshit you can be succesful. Really, I've never enjoyed myself in my life like when reading your bullshit. You'd rather learn from folk-viking metal instead of fucking around with your commercial shit.

[forwardthequeers]

Folk/viking shit is commercial. What planet you living on? All metal is commercial right now. It's all one big gay trend.

[posersarewimps]

what bullshit is this? have you ever happened to listen to folk metal on the radio? I live on such a planet called "earth", ever heard of it? and what do you mean by "it's all one big gay trend"? one big gay trend may at most be you and your business

[tristania57]

Not in Australia it ain't. 99% of people dont even know such a thing as FOLK metal even exist!

[posersarewimps]

how can you swear that way with heathen foray? you suck, you are off-key and you don't even know the lyrics you fag.

[forwardthequeers]

Your name is posersarewimps and you're defending this fagcrap? You're abusing true metal slogan. Fuck off, wimp. No false metal. Take your polka prancing elsewhere, limpwrist.

[posersarewimps]

Just tell me one thing: you must be one of the many people that think the only kind of true metal is death metal, am I right? if you don't like viking metal go fuck yourself with your poser dumbass cissies. So what? you say I am a wimp? just ask your mother whether I am a wimp you dumbshit.

[forwardthequeers]

Nahh, I'm one of the few people with a heterosexual and true view of what metal is and should be. no grindcore metalcore tech death melodeath retrothrash fag folk coffeshop kid music here.  You're a faggot trend of homosexuality and you don't even realize it. get killed.

[GoldFace691]

Sorry to say that but you have pop like voice, try singing timberlake's songs, not this poetry. You can't growl too, so finish it

falkenbach is so great and you can't really concuer Vratyas.

[danimuadib]

you suck very badly. Falkenbach doesn't.

[crRrRikey]

lovely growling!..you should like Falkenbach !!! haha but you suck!

[yutubefuckingshit]

jajajjaja

fucking skinhead

[Asmoseta]

Mach den fiesen Hals zu! Kotzfresse

[jamaicanlager]

00:39 is when you started choking on dick, wasn't it?

[OdinsGuard1]

you sucks!

HailFalkenbach

[forwardthequeers]

Wimpalert. Wimpalert.

[SolefaldtheTroll]

Falkenbach rulezzz!!!!You suck....

[AgemIronn]

what a gay =p

[kurtjarram]

at least learn the lyrics even if your going to sing they terribly

[weirdwiesel]

FALKENBACH RULES!

and its a one man band.

and if you dont like it why do ya listen to it?

the heathenish fory is one of the best songs ever heard.sorry,but falkenbach does NOT suck^^

[jofekaan]

Jajajajajaja this stupid! I don't love it's dumb! Jajajajajajaja! Falkenbach good it is and American is bad! Jajajajaja!

Hails from Mexico!

[gRaViJa46]

indeed, you sucked singing this song.

[MaSTa1new]

falkenbach does not suck

[forwardthequeers]

You little bitches.

[DetKriger]

You are the epitome of homophobia, racism, bigotry, and ignorance. You're a conservative moron and a poser. Now grow your hair, American douchebag.

[jofekaan]

Yea Americans are stupid. They drive on the right. I hate them so much.

[forwardthequeers]

I'm the epitome of metal? radical. and grow my hair? I'm the only long haired one in that video. Grow your wrist extensors.

[DetKriger]

You're a faggot. Falkenbach is pure Viking metal...

[forwardthequeers]

Viking metal is about as real and heterosexual as unicorns.

[DetKriger]

Tell me what kind of metal you listen to, then? You sound like one of those closed minded selectively grindcore fans, either that or just a loser with no life. Or both.

[KWENSHIN]

I'd like to set something straight. Hippies are dumbfucks who cry about war and smoke pot all day. Metal heads are what you aren't. Falkenbach is metal, though I do admit its soft stuff compared to other things I listen to.

[jofekaan]

Stop crying hippie.

[KWENSHIN]

Shut the fuck up ignorant cunt.

[jofekaan]

Sorry. Singing about ships is cool. I like swords. Lets sword fight. Want to go to a renaissance fair with me, hippie? Falkenbach is so cool. They're as cool as that movie Willow because of swords. I like that band Amon Amarth too. They sing about swords and ships. They're really cool. I like swords and ships and vikings a bunch. This music reminds me of my pagan ancestry. It makes me want to paddle around a lake in a ship with my swords and walk around a hill with a bunch of trees.

[forwardthequeers]

Obviously someone can't be norse mythology. The point was Falkenbach isn't norse mythology. Liking Falkenbach isn't liking norse mythology, you dolt. and what's the point of mentioning a band? I have no desire to talk about music with a faggot hippie like you. Why don't you go scamper off and listen to Wolves in the Throne Room like every other ovary worshipping pagan femme faggot femme faggot jew queer coffee shop?

[KWENSHIN]

You ignorant cunt, they're not hippies. Also, someone can't be norse mythology asshat, though they do sing about it. What would you consider to be a good band? Tell us, so we can laugh at your pathetic music.

[forwardthequeers]

I'd consider most of the people with interest in it to be, though. and then of course, Falkenbach aren't vikings, or norse mythology. Falkenbach is Falkenbach. A gay band for tree huggers.

[DetKriger]

Now what's wrong with "tree huggers"? We're sensible people who realize what is going on in the environment.

[jofekaan]

Jajajajajajajajaja!

[forwardthequeers]

I have every Falkenbach album but their third. They're quite feminine. You just have some weird sense of what's feminine and what isn't. and who cares if they listen to "heavy ass" music? The fact that they think Falkenbach is manly just shows how limpwristed they are. Music doesn't make a person, their gayness does.

[KWENSHIN]

I'm pretty sure that those who listen to Falkenbach, also listen to some heaven ass metal aswell. If you think Falkenbach is feminine, you probably haven't heard the other songs.

[forwardthequeers]

Well, the fact that you'd bother to defend a feminine band like Falkenbach would mean that you're women. and women cry. babies do also. Thusly, you're cry babies. The logic in this is quite sound. as for baseball, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. go do some curling or something. Stupid european!

[KWENSHIN]

Were not cry babies, is it not normal for us to defend the kinds of music we like from stupid ass teenage pricks like this jake guy?

[JoichiroNishi]

They must not suck that bad to you if you know the lyrics so well........

[Metalf4r3v3r]

Fuck american.You say a lot of bullshit.

Falkenbach is a special Vikingmetal-Band,it's not a kind like Amon Amarth or other stuff.

The lyrics are well thought out,of course better than from Amon Amarth etc.

But that complies not your intelligence,go go...play some stupid baseball,fool.

Heil Odin.

[jofekaan]

Hahahahahahaha! I guess metalheads are dumb all over the world. Baseball! Go listen to Dieter and play soccer (football to you, fancy pants).

[Metalf4r3v3r]

I smiled about your foolishness.

Your arguments are primitive,what par for the course.

[jofekaan]

Come on baby, I haven't argued. Let's join hands and mix our heritage. All you have to do is admit that Falkenbach is gay. And you have to stop killing Jews, you maculine ball of Aryan excellence. I'm gonna go play some baseball. Or maybe I'll follow your example and follow my leader into the extermination of a race. You should listen to Finist. That would be right up your alley.

[clotterotz]

hahahaha nice

[forwardthequeers]

Look at all you whiney fags.  Jesus christ. "Waaaah, we like some gay hippie band waaaaaah." and if you were a real man, you'd listen to some Scooter and jump around the world to kick his ass, wimp-o.

[5atan666]

and you have an opinion ?

look how short ur fking hair is

and you think your metal

if you werent over the sea from me,

id fking kill you

[jofekaan]

I'm giving you a thumbs down fag! Come try to kill me and I'll fuck up your pants. If Jake was here to read these insults on his short hair, he would sing Falkenbach 'til you all fucked up your pants. Look how you listen to Falkenbach. And you think you're metal. Why don't you get in your viking ship and sail across the open sea, fag? Fking European. Fk.

[jofekaan]

Typical Yiddish monkey. These Falkenbach fans are cry babies. A product of the cry baby music? I like the guy that told you to go listen to metalcore when he's a Falkenbach fan. Don't those two go hand in hand? Huzzah! Metal is so gay! It's time to party! Where is the Eurodance? Let's be sophisticated third world citizens and pretend we're classy metalheads who know American polics! Every body dance, dance (grab your handbag)!

[Metalf4r3v3r]

Mhhhm außerdem kannst du nicht singe...Stück Dreck eines desintelligenten Amerikaners.

[Metalf4r3v3r]

What a waste of time...

Typical american idiot.

Was es nur für desintelligente Menschen auf der Welt gibt.

[gnr5999]

I'm pretty sure he's fucking with you guys haha

[PKing1987]

Falkenbach <3

Go and listen to some stupid Metalcore ~_~

[Viriatus]

a good example of a stupid american

[PerixX]

oh and grow some hair, dumbass :)

[PerixX]

oh and by the way, you don't know what the bands name means ?

Learn german !!

Oh wait you can't, you are too dumb.

[forwardthequeers]

Fist off, I don't care about Slayer. Second off, they're more metal and less gay than Faggenbach. Third off, you said dumbhead. Fourth off, go hug some trees, hippie.

[PerixX]

you have no idea of german ancestry, go and listen to your dumbhead slayer-thrash-shit.

[Nemecic]

HAHA,this is awsome.

[hornzovortiz4]

falkenbacn rule

[forwardthequeers]

Falkenbacn? Is that some sort of bacon that limp wristed queers eat?

[chiprommel]

....jake sux, clearly not nearly as much as a stupid rap lover, buuuut he sings like a pusssaaay, ahahahha ok that last part was funny as fuck