How To Get Laid

[mslillylovesmakeup]

2:03

what a beautiful heart.

[BOOGYZOOGY]

years to get laid no thank u ima just go to a club

[alexgumu]

HMMM seems like this vid is more about getting a relationship than getting laid...

Simple way to "get laid" -->SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBODY! I see people often get more sexual that way, no? :)

Ah yes and helpful tips to guys aND girls, too, have GOOD BREATH, nice fragrance, and good hygiene ...you don't wanna get to bed and have some1 peace out on you for having a stank ass pussehhh JS!

Maybe I should just make my own tips vid haaaaa

[RandomPonyProduction]

wow that guy is quick

[Davisa55]

you will need: a functioning pair of genitals.. and consent.

[ewninga14]

awwwwww the little fire hydrant is is standing up too the big fire hydrant

[BeatnickIntellectual]

Optional: Consent

[MrOutPsycho]

this video fuckin sucks 

[tommyskate147]

you will need a naughty girl it works

[usrname15]

hahahaha!!! if ur a women get... get laid

[clinclub111]

multi-hyphenate firefighter rockstar surgeon/ astronaut oh yeah everybodys a multi-hyphenate firefighter rockstar surgeon/ astronaut

[SovietRambo]

60 people didnt get laid.

[bill33john]

projectclimax - how to get laid in 24 hours.

[lumpyfishful]

lol standards

nah

[faridsheytoon]

girls are so lucky they can get laid anytime they want to. but poor guys have to work their ass off to get laid. its so unfair. we all have to lie to ourselves and pretend that sex ,- as being such a simple biological need-, is something that we are not looking for. i wish i could just walk up to a girl and be honest and say: ''hey i like your body, and may i say that your ass is making me horney therefore you sould have sex with me tonight?''

[Mattyew]

@faridsheytoon imagine a nasty woman saying that to you. that's how she would feel.

[TheNextTorres9]

@faridsheytoon yes omg thats so true! for guys it is so much harder, shit.

[rsmith9402]

if you wacsth this you have no life

[yeseniacolombia]

if ur a dumbass dont get laid :D

[KingOfShadows92]

DORM LIFE!!

[Noahthebeast09]

That's it only 120 million people get laid in a day?

I mean there are over 6 billion people on Earth?

[SirGlenno]

love it boys

[snazzydrew]

beautiful.

[Melzack]

why not just skip all those steps and masturbate. I am sure that immediately and for a variable period of time afterward, you will have no desire to "get laid". When the desire returns. Repeat.

[MsSeverusSnapexoxo]

Such a lame vid. So not helpful.

[BluSUBsound]

lol +1

[lastinlineband1]

Speaking of not being able to get laid... our band wrote a song about such an ordeal. Check out the video response. It's just for fun so if you think it sucks, that's okay. We don't give a... =)

[ThatsErapProductions]

The with the red dress is the girl from "Dorm Life"

[P0YKPAC]

that she is.

[ThatsErapProductions]

such a good show, i love it

[ultimateownage2]

exactly, guys have to try. Girls can jsut walk up say hi and get laid.

[xion185]

only if they're SLUTS

[Laron53]

EXACTLY !

[isachansonisachanson]

lol xD he says get laid 6 times!

[Rothiii]

w00t i only have2go 2 step 2 lmao

[govnajedemdanas]

fag

[Rothiii]

h8r

[zeropaul4]

i Realized that half way thru...i said screw this im going to get laid.

[RunescapeMechscape]

lol... how maany times did the narrator say "Get laid"

[gibberish126]

Um...6.

[justsigninguptowatch]

Haha does anyone else notice that the girl in red that the straight guy is chatting up is Britney from Dorm Life?

[jambrandon531]

im 19 and i really need to get laid so i can stop hunching my pillows but the hard part is women make me so nervous and i cant seem to relax without a drink

[beavisanus]

i think u might just be a faggot

[freekuvnatur]

the homosexual looks like B.J. Novak

[GamezRgreat]

that was hilarious. great job.

[greenducky422]

what does getting laid even mean.?? my bf i always like "wanna get laid" and idk wat to say.and all my friends r like "did u get laid" and i no its like a sexual thing but what is it and how do u do it.??

[P0YKPAC]

If you haven't found out within your first 24 hours of internet use, you're using it wrong.

[otharennaur]

XD i couldn't have said it any better.

[5313030]

lol yeppp

[TheWorldofAsians]

@P0YKPAC lol.

[Wholefood123]

its sex. Take my opinion and dump your bf. he seems very vulgar and tasteless. Get a better more classy bf

[NAWFSIDESOLDIER]

wtfffffff i wanna get laid is to get fucked

[TheAbbyBieber]

@greenducky422 it means do u wanna have sex,,,

[yeseniacolombia]

@greenducky422 getting laid is having sex

[JordanJustis]

@greenducky422 "laid" means intercourse "intercourse" means sex "sex" mean guys penis goes into vagina

[stacks6969allday]

@greenducky422 wow really? dont have any bf ever if u dont know what getting laid is use ur brain dumbass what do u think it means? haha it is definitly something sexual it is going all the way it is fucking u dumbass damn i hope u know what a blow job is haha

[nikiawesomeful]

@greenducky422 Oh GreenDucky.... *sigh*

[analiz12100]

@greenducky422 getting laid means..well how should i say this..getting laid means...HAVING SEX

[gio957]

getting laid takes to much work,the only reason i put up with their shit is because i can't live with out them.

[askpie34]

ok who the fuck hacked into my acount and said that?

[askpie34]

fuck get laid responcably if she likes it she wud say im gona fuck ur cock till u explode

[canariosdelmonte]

jaajaj

[joeypasche]

that was gay

[playfromam2pm]

lol Get laid Responsibly

[desse56]

Hhahahah, Step 8, REPEAT!!!!!

ROFL

[ndafuckup]

being straight is so many steps...haha thats funny...

[restage]

lols

[PLISKEN12]

even pretty girls have trouble getting laid,

because they dont just have sex w/ anyone they want to get laid w/ someone they really like.even then theyre not guaranteed to get laid.

[HYPNOTICVIDEO]

Pretty women are cursed with being too pretty. I actually was told this by a very pretty girl. I was thinking ; If it's such a curse, why did you have a nose job? "

[ItsTheWooo]

@HYPNOTICVIDEO Nothing is more upsetting than attractive people who complain.

[StevenP9891]

They got it all messed up...

You will need:

-Genitals

-Standards

Optional:

-Consent

[neoblahh]

thats hilarious and yet its so bad

[5imian]

This is insanely hilarious. Steps one and two = too true.

[branko78963]

Get Laid

[phdecora]

having trouble with step 3....

[supperhey]

agree, me2

(but the chick in the vid was really cute ^^)

[IJSmoKerIJ]

what are the benefits of pineapple juice.... plz tell me!!

[awparrish]

what is your bysexual

[cookie6monster411]

you love a guy or girl.

[harpsaxbassman]

u get laid before step 3

[JSaint707]

I have an easier method. Use the lock picking tutorial from their other video, and pick the lock on the sex door. Bam!! You're laid!

[yeseniacolombia]

@JSaint707 lmfao!!!

[jayseanNO9]

this really helps alot, thanks howcast!

[writingfrenzy]

I cracked up at the shrug!

[nikjey]

i agree its informative, but im not sure how useful it is. lol

[shahherwan93]

may i ask if pokypac and howcast are together??

[Hellacool66]

ahaha

it was all like

if u are a female get laid

and she was like

OKAY!

[Alpha1Bravo1Charlie1]

the first 38 seconds were hilarious

[hyrohero1]

i wish national geographic or whatever had a show like this ... it'd be epic to the fullest extent!!!

[drumsofdoom5943]

DONT STEAL FROM HOWCAST

[RainbowPalette]

funny

[rhomdizzale2]

LMAO! step 8... REPEAT! lol.

[ma1363]

HILARIOUS!

[NESTLE16]

lol so easy fo gay guys and gals to get LAID

[chikifree]

THEY GET PAID FOR THIS!!!!

[Mopedman]

would've been even more funny if it had said consent optional too....

[yuhmomluvsme]

optional : standards XD

[cfro251]

lol i thot the narrator meant that each person on earth has sex 120 million times a day XD

[sfcub69]

probably in a straight man's eyes, he does get laid that much. like it's ever that hard for breeder men. oi.

[harpsaxbassman]

i wish, that would be a dream

[meinteill]

LOL

[Cruzadores]

lol!!

[Kingbraebrae]

lol thiss is funny

[MunnyMan95]

thnx 2 this, i got laid

[xbassassinsx]

lol

[zluvu4ever]

Step 6 in this video is hilarious...but mostly true!

[zzyzx0788]

Hahahah "Step 1: If you're a woman, get laid! For males proceed to step two. Step 2: If you're a homosexual, get laid!"

So true.

[FlameSpartan]

wow only 120 mil. out of 6.something BILLION... kinda sad... so many sexless lives...

[darnitalltohell]

120 million times, eh? that's pretty good.

[sparakus2012]

this was too funny lmao..still cying

[Slippknotic]

I wish i had that door in my house.

[joemeredith]

i wish my house had a door :'(

[hdavis147]

omg that made me fucking cry! so funny!! wish my house had a door..

[drunkeyjoe]

lmfao made me laff

sorry if you ave no doors  lol

[joemeredith]

:D :)

[JdoubleA2]

oh my god that made my day awsome props props

[FlameSpartan]

i have that door

pretty f***ing great

[ericgs713]

hahhahahhahah

this is fucken funny!!!!

[JBforlyf]

lol I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!!

[XmodditE3]

HAHA...this video is so hilariously true.

-If you are a woman...get laid.

-If you are a homosexual...get laid.

-If you are a heterosexual male, then proceed through a lifetime of steps that only get a little easier.

Ain't it the truth?

[Nicko93]

"A functionning pair of genitals" xD

[ElliotGrady]

z0mg!!!! viewer #10000!

[ForeignLegionComp]

haha nice one 5 start and very educational :D

[max4ever23]

it's the reason that your created ?!

what is the difference between us and animals ?!

sick people ?!

no life ?!

stop your shit OK ?!

[P0YKPAC]

Well, procreation is, technically, the purpose of all life forms.

Even unintelligent life...

[JSaint707]

Owned.. but subtle in the way the owning was carried out. Great

[RawPower]

this would have been so much funnier if at the end of step 7 he came out covered in blood!

[lagolagos]

so all you need to do is "get laid!"

[ihatemylife2424]

im to depressed to ever get laid by a girl that aint a fat ugly bitch so thats why im still a virgin

[mychannel222]

The last time I gotten laid was may 12, 1991. Kissing session in 1995. Wow and it hurts thinking about it. Probably the only way I could get laid is if a woman would ask me that I need to plant some seeds on her fertile soil and NOW!!!!

[Helios910]

Wouldn't it be easier to just use a hooker. Certainly that would be better than been a virgin at 31.

[castoutfear]

Well, I'm 31 and a virgin. I think I might need to abandon the optional standards.

[snuffydoug]

how could anyone not have sex once in their twenties?

[Proottalfain]

maybe by not meeting the first requirement: having genitals

[digiwolff]

lol

[mylittlebambam]

or by not being a woman or a homosexual. looks like it's a lot harder for a heterosexual man. lmao

[axelolord]

Lol. Yup. It is a lot harder XD

[theshadowguard]

Maybe he/she hadn't found the right person. It would certainly be nice if more people waited for the right one.

[AAnHHell]

by the way was a replay to crazinem but he figured that out already =D

[Savaril]

favorite'd, five'd

[crazinem]

COPYCAT THIS IS HOWCAST'S VIDEO!

[P0YKPAC]

Yeah. We made it.

[AAnHHell]

how did you know that? are you some kind of detective or something? thank you for share your deductive skills with us

[callherunique]

that was fucking hysterical, ahahaha.

[nitrobyname]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

So straight men have the most horrible monotonous time to acheive sex off the opposite sex...

Makes total sense, we have to do all the work...

[ModelMan1987]

This IS Complicated Thank God I'm A Virgin...Phew

[pokemom86]

better luck next life dude

[ModelMan1987]

Seriously Man U Don't Succeed In This One U'll Do Better On The Next Right----But I'm Sure I'll Get Laid On My Weddin' Day Or Somewhere Around There......= )

[sarg1000]

repeat lol always repeat :P

[sleepy53466]

how to get laid. you will need:

Weapon

Angst

Libido

optional:

Consent

[Kaya4114]

If you are a woman - get layed! Guys move on to step 2 lmaooo.

[justinhines94]

lmao

[scriptboi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! this is hilarious

[ChappyFox]

lol

[slaphappyretard]

Freaking hilarious!

[renethel]

freakin' hilarious!

[xsultrysongstress79x]

hmmm "gay dude"..is sexyyy. lol. and this was funny.

[anilated2345678]

Fighterfirerockstarsurgeon/ astronaut

xDDDD

[icecell250]

lol

[sunmasterclan]

lolz best video ever

[JuryKing]

wat just happened in these 2:48 minutes of my life???

[P0YKPAC]

That seems like a question better suited for you...

-Taige

[music556]

i believe we have been explained how to get laid;)

[sheadatear]

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. XD

[guitarheadforlife]

Clearly, you could use the advice.

[TheTrillz]

screw weeks, months, and years! I want to get laid NOW!

[MrHpProductions]

Then be a woman or gay :] DUH!?

[joeyblue43]

lol that was funny

[JoelOwnsJoo]

if it takes weeks or months, why were they wearing the same clothes? D:

[joeyblue43]

they washed them lol

[keroseneleak]

Hahaha.

Hot damn!!

That's cuuute!!

:D

[sigmundfuckingfreud]

They gay part is so true. I have at least 4 gay guys I could sleep with right now and ZERO females.....if only I were gay.

[mryumyums1234]

lol its so true. sometimes i just wish i was fucking gay.